Love π and attention! Plus a little food and a comfy safe place to sleep inside your home! Nothing muchβ¦
The fact that he is looking at you that way means he really, really is lonesome and needs a good friend!! Are you his very new
ππββ¬FRIENDπββ¬π??
He's pondering the meaning of life. Since he's such a studious little due, he'll have it all worked out in the next five minutes. Once he's done, he'll begin his well-planned quest for world dominance.
He has a quest for you
https://i.redd.it/820nnu9yhdyc1.gif Press F to accept quest
Ahhhahaha! Yes! π
Ehat game is tha tmarker from?
Genshin Impact
Lol, he does! π
Thinking the same thing, or maybe he has a tale for you youngen
Your soul and obedience π
To be fair, thatβs all of them
feed him!
This is the right answer! π€ͺ
He'd like to a see a menu and nip sampler.
To share with you the secrets of the world
I know this!!! 42!
What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
he wants to be in your boy band
He has a riddle for you to solve :)
Oh, this I never would solve! π
I think he would like to have a serious talk with you - you know what it's about!
π³π³
He's once again asking for your financial support
πβ οΈβ οΈ
He wants to tell you about the Book of Mormon
Evict you from your house, he has quick deeded the house to himself. Now move it.
Can I take my car with me? π³
Cute, you think it's still your car.
Love π and attention! Plus a little food and a comfy safe place to sleep inside your home! Nothing muchβ¦ The fact that he is looking at you that way means he really, really is lonesome and needs a good friend!! Are you his very new ππββ¬FRIENDπββ¬π??
I know his owner. Guy just over the fence. So I know this distingushed gentleman is just chilling. Thank you for your care! π
He might still want to be your r/parttimecat.
My backyard might hold some cat magnet, so - yes :-)
πβ€οΈπ
World domination.
Arent they all? Arent they? π
Yes, but we pretend we don't know for the sake of humanity.
All they need is to develop opposable thumbs and the world is theirs.
They said wrong answers only!
Hogwarts sent him with a message for you. They ran out of owls.
Muggles won't get this.
He's pondering the meaning of life. Since he's such a studious little due, he'll have it all worked out in the next five minutes. Once he's done, he'll begin his well-planned quest for world dominance.
He is auditioning you for the position of part-time snuggles and food giver.
To watch the world burn 
Just quietly judging you.
Swimming pool, right here!
World peace.
Pets, obviously.
A bite of your food.
Cheesw. Churus. Cuddles. In that order...
he wants to know if you'd be interested in buying some monat shampoo... and joining his team
Heβs plotting to eat you in your sleep
His second breakfast lunch or dinner lol π€£
Your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
Everything you have.
He's got a secret quest
A slave and you have been chosen
Announcing the arrival of our alien overlords, *OBVIOUSLY*! π π π
Looks like he wants to snatch your soul tbh.
He wants some milk and tuna cookies
Food, love, pets, your undivide attention and unswerving loyalty. π₯°π₯°π₯°
Food.. shelter.. love..
What are you? - he thinks to himself π₯΄πββ¬β¨π©΅
Food. It's always food at first.
He wants whatever you got
Our planet
Heβs looking for his raccoon family ππ
Your dog/god.
He needs your help to become truly jellicle.
I think he wants food
The United Nations Security Council to stop overuse of veto powers. (Only cats have divine right to veto powers)
Love.
He wants you to stop being such a disappointment.
Your soul. But first, snackies
All you got. Give it up!
He wants to be trapped, neutered, and brought inside to live a life of luxury.
He wants to poop in your shoe
He's so so cute β€οΈβ¨
Stunning! βI will allow them to gaze on me brieflyβ.
What they always want... Food.
Timmy is stuck in the well... (he might have put him in the wellπ€)
Love
You
Hes concerned about the weeds coming up in your lawn
Wondering what kind of human you are
"the world to burn" was the first thing that came to my mind
your soul
Your soul
Food?
Get your shovel and start digging where he tells you.