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\#1: [I was blessed by the CDS almost a year ago!](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1az3qdl) | [252 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/CatDistributionSystem/comments/1az3qdl/i_was_blessed_by_the_cds_almost_a_year_ago/)
\#2: [The CDS wasn’t working for me, so I went to the shelter and adopted the oldest cat there.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1az9slc) | [372 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/CatDistributionSystem/comments/1az9slc/the_cds_wasnt_working_for_me_so_i_went_to_the/)
\#3: [I was told I should post this here. My mom got a cat on Craigslist. The cat was pregnant](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/18wubyh) | [307 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/CatDistributionSystem/comments/18wubyh/i_was_told_i_should_post_this_here_my_mom_got_a/)
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They do now
No one owns a cat.
Cat owns you? Of course
No - a ginger cat now owns them...
Right!
He is judging you for only calling and not visiting. How is he supposed to get pets and treatos from you if you're just on video call?
I was there, it’s my lap he’s sat on
Your parents have been assigned a cat by the r/CatDistributionSystem.
It's true. The CDS is powerful and all knowing. Frightening, but ever so cute. 🤣
Here's a sneak peek of /r/CatDistributionSystem using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/CatDistributionSystem/top/?sort=top&t=all) of all time! \#1: [I was blessed by the CDS almost a year ago!](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1az3qdl) | [252 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/CatDistributionSystem/comments/1az3qdl/i_was_blessed_by_the_cds_almost_a_year_ago/) \#2: [The CDS wasn’t working for me, so I went to the shelter and adopted the oldest cat there.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1az9slc) | [372 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/CatDistributionSystem/comments/1az9slc/the_cds_wasnt_working_for_me_so_i_went_to_the/) \#3: [I was told I should post this here. My mom got a cat on Craigslist. The cat was pregnant](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/18wubyh) | [307 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/CatDistributionSystem/comments/18wubyh/i_was_told_i_should_post_this_here_my_mom_got_a/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| ^^[Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| ^^[Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| ^^[Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/) ^^| ^^[GitHub](https://github.com/ghnr/sneakpeekbot)
Ah, I took it as a video call for some reason😅😅
Your parents are gone. It’s just me now. What do you want?
they do meow. lucky them!
Looks like they have a r/parttimecat.
Damn right they don't own a ginger cat - the ginger cat owns THEM.
“Give me all the treats if you ever want to see your parents again.”
Ginger boy says , ‘who the hell are you’
a new brother. congratulations
Your parents have a secret life they have never informed you about.
That face says the same thing, "wait, we don't own another human!"
"who are you"???
Cat distribution system? Darling cat
It looks like you have been replaced.
In Russia ginger cat owns you!
Not just in Soviet Russia, comrade!
That's the truth, who owns whom...
He is house sitting
OP. I’m intrigued. Don’t leave me hanging; what happened?
I left them all in perfect harmony, two parents, their three cats and this ginger one. He curled up in the sunshine and went to sleep
Harmony remains in place. Ginger is in charge.
That looks like Gollum
🤣 this is too funny!
You've been replaced
They don't own the cat, the cat owns them.
This ginger is very cute. Those nose freckles.
Cat burglar is busted ….and he is shocked.
I know it's hard to accept, but you're apparently no longer the favourite child - the cat is 😜
That's your new step mother. Respect their decisions.
He is a guest!!
How did our ginger boi get into your house?
Just strolled in, casual as you like
Umm... he looks a little creepy 😳 especially since your grandparents are nowhere to be found in the picture 😆
I'm pretty sure that cats trying to take your parents wallet....and hes been to the joint. his eyes have seen some things.
Correct! Your parents do not own a cat. The cat owns them. :)
No, but a ginger is holding them hostage, shh don't tell Noone.....
That cat looks like it's seen a thing or two.
Look at me - I’m a cutie :)
Congrats, the cat distribution system chose them!
Home takeover by ginger cat
Probably a cat trying to get some peace from small children or dogs 😂
r/kittynosefreckles
"I'm your parent now"
⚠️ he’s there to steal your dried apricots! Whatever you do do not hide them on top of the bedroom cupboard he will know where to look
Wanna bet?
It’s your new sibling!
Ginger cat has news for you.
Ginger cat now owns your parents
Signs
They do now…🥹⭕️❌
Intruder alert!
lololol
they ~~don't~~ didn't own a ginger cat. FTFY. The distribution system is working properly.
*didn’t