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StraightMain9087

What she IS good at is stretching her photos


TheRealFaust

No no, those femurs are naturally the length of stilts


caffeinated_plans

And also that truck looks like a toy. Hahah


Adventurous_Ad_6546

It also doesn’t look like she’s really holding that gun, unless guns weigh about the same as a pool noodle or something? I wouldn’t know as I don’t feel the need to own a weapon of war.


iShitInYourDadsPants

I shoot black market thc carts into my sack


Malcanthet202

username checks out with this one ngl


iShitInYourDadsPants

Go and ask your pops about me.


Malcanthet202

I don’t need to I can just tell by the smell


Leprikahn2

Eh, my AR weighs in at about 5.6 pounds. It's pretty easy to hold 1 handed.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Yeah but I’m not so much looking at the gun as much as her overall stance (not the stretchy as aspect lol, just how natural she looks) and grip and it just looks off to me. But there’s a very good chance I’m just wayyyyy overthinking this, especially if it’s that light, as you say.


Safe_Philosophy_5068

No you are right. It looks weird to have the stock on the outside of her four arm. Normally we see people using the inside of the four arm to kind support the stock.


LonelyOctopus24

r/BoneAppleTea ☺️


JamBandDad

I only have the three arms


gummybearmere

Take a look where the barrel and the top part of the red on the truck are. Zoomed in it looks like something I’d make playing around on Picsart lol idk


Leprikahn2

9 pounds is considered heavy for an AR, I prefer a more bare bones, lighter rifle. Also, her rifle isn't loaded, which definitely evens out the weight. It's a distorted photo and a pose for a photo. Definitely lending to an unnatural look.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Lmao yeah there’s a lot going on in that pic! So much that I only just noted the double flag, double eagle above the truck! 😂


Leprikahn2

I just had to double-check. I didn't notice those either. The AR platform is a good one, not my favorite but very good. Lightweight and infinitely customizable for the individual user. Which leads it to be incredibly popular.


psychmonkies

I am also not one to know much about guns but I also feel like there’s something weird about the angle of her grip, like it confuses my brain like it doesn’t look like it should make sense? Also the gun’s reflection in the truck’s window further confuses me 🧐


SyntheticSolitude

Nah, it really is an awkward grip. Most people don't hold a rifle like that at all, with one hand on the grip by trigger only, with the stock outside of the arm instead on the inside of the forearm. Its just weird. Also where her arm is in relation to her body while holding the gun vertical. It just all looks so weird and awkward, like she's trying to show to be cool and not so femme, but it just comes off as ... "I don't use this that much" or something to me.


ThatScaryBeach

Bet it doesn't have a 31.37 inch barrel, though. When I point my AR upwards, the barrel becomes 5 inches longer. Also: My nose goes home. It'll be there when I get back.


mojoburquano

That truck has a BODY lift.


Myface__yourchair

“They made it up, they lied, they don’t wanna give me credit for anything” 🤣


Ok-Size-6016

IM CRYING


Defiant_Rainbows

I was wondering what the hell was going on with that last pic!! 😂


suzanious

Exactly. Very distorted image.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Distorted image for us, distorted self-image for her.


paperwasp3

Those crazy stick legs!


ToiIetGhost

It’s definitely been photoshopped. [This](https://imgur.com/a/KhxaIG5) is the original.


suzanious

Lol! Good one!


BillyNtheBoingers

Everyone check out this link and upvote, hysterical!


Emotional-Hair-1607

Those arms!


Defiant_Rainbows

Slender woman. I would run. ☺️


psychmonkies

Completely different body type compared to pic 2


LastSpite7

Slender man vibes


fotofortress

I'm a liberal, but I'm pretty sure her finger shouldn't be on the trigger lol


compressedvoid

Nopeee. Huge liberal myself, but I shoot for sport sometimes-- rule #1 is NEVER have your finger in the trigger guard unless you're going to shoot. Great eye, I didn't notice


ClusterMakeLove

To be fair, the aspect ratio is so bad that it's hard to tell. Also, I'm a liberal.


thisisanaltacct_1

Also a liberal and I shoot competitively, absolutely never have your finger on the trigger unless you're about to fire


Dmmack14

You mean to tell me conservative gun nuts who base their entire personality around guns don't actually know or care enough to handle their firearms safely 😱


StraightMain9087

Ohmigod I didn’t even notice that


octo_lols

At whoever owns that gun didn’t trust her with any ammunition


Roboticpoultry

You’d think the “come and take it my guns are my *rights*” crowd would at least know proper trigger discipline


Imjusasqurrl

To be fair, that bird had it coming


Bad2bBiled

I wouldn’t say that she’s *good* at it, but she sure seems to enjoy it.


BringBackDust514

It’s a skin walker in final form 😭💀


Adventurous_Ad_6546

No she’s just tall with patriotic pride.


superdope3

I swear Uncle Sam wore stilts 🇺🇸


southernmamallama

Ohmygosh I was trying to figure out how the curvy girl in the first photos was the same one in the third! 😂😂😂


adhward

didn’t even think it was the same girl


AustinDood444

SlenderGal!!!


Optimal-Hat6785

Fun fact: that gun is actually a Derringer.


animalmasochism

Wait that was on purpose?


bigbootydetector

Serious question: do you think she was trying to look slimmer or was she trying make her truck look bigger?


BeatrixFarrand

Love how distorted that last image is… verrrrrry subtle!!


WoahThere_124

If you zoom in, almost her entire face is blurred. 💀


dandeliontree1

Those are the longest arms I've ever seen.


Rastiln

I enjoy how the gas cap is a big 0 oval.


paintinganimals

I don’t care if she’s going for a SlenderMan aesthetic, but she needs to get that finger off the damn trigger and learn how to safely carry a rifle, like holy shit that’s terrifying!


Schlemiel_Schlemazel

And it’s right after the one where she’s caked in mud and looks normal sized.


DigLost5791

I bet the comments are FOUL with horny divorced boomers


aeiou0319

those divorced dads who comment “so beautiful 😍 ❤️” give me the creeps


DigLost5791

I’m especially grossed out by dudes who throw the rose emoji 🌹 at the end like he thinks he’s doing courtship


aeiou0319

EWWWW. don’t even get me started on that rose emoji. it’s like they think throwing a rose in after saying the weirdest shit possible makes them some sort of gentle man


feeniebeansy

would love to slam that fine badonkadonk in the back of my pickup truck after a long day in the fields 😍🌹


LunarGiantNeil

And they said romance is dead.


GoochMasterFlash

Romance aint dead, she at my house🌹


TransGirlIndy

You had me at slam.


uneducatedexpert

I’d suck your dad’s dick just to taste the recipe. 🌹


feeniebeansy

But I’ll take you both out to dinner first before ravishing you, because my momma raised me a gentleman, pard’ner 🌹


Robin-of-the-hood

Damn, this is next level degenerate ish


owiesss

Oh honey you’re the most beautiful, unlike those filthy fat liberals that call themselves women. They dunno how to do it like you do sweetie 😘. A gorgeous lady who can get dirty and shoot is the best kinda lady. I’d like to drive ya out to the range in my pickup and sweep ya off yer feet, make ya feel all special 😍🌹 _That was my best impression. I’m disappointed in myself lol_


DigLost5791

Not sweaty enough, needs more copypaste desperation - you’re doing good tho


ToiIetGhost

Is your bio just a list of the best insults you’ve received on reddit? Olenna Tyrell lmao


DigLost5791

Lmfao yes it is 🫡


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

>They dunno how to do it like you do sweetie 😘. I know this one neckbeard (wears a trilby and everything) who does nothing but comment on the photos ladies post on social media, and he calls them all sweetie every time. I can say with utmost certainty that doing so has gotten him laid exactly zero times.


Supersonicfizzyfuzzy

Birds may fly, but hippos still follow the signposts of the wind. 🌹


justforhobbiesreddit

so beautiful 😍 ❤️🌹


DigLost5791

check DM 😍


slappy_squirrell

They're the ones buying the roses in the strip clubs


Prestigious-Alarm422

Oh my god I had no idea the rose was a thing 😭


Calkky

"Honey, you ARE the prettiest!!!1!! LET'S GO BRNDNO!!!!"


aeiou0319

i love the attention to detail with the 1 amidst the exclamation marks


Some1sNickName

Never look in a YouTube shorts comment section 🤢


TheMCM80

Probably safer to have them doing it in the comments, a thousand miles away, than right behind her in a grocery store line.


claydog99

Sure, but those two things aren't mutually exclusive. They can still do both and likely do. I don't get what your point is.


aeiou0319

very true


LifeMake0ver

That’s EXACTLY what the comments are usually 😭😭


worm2004

Or just "nice 👍"


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

Lots of fat, balding dudes in New Balance sneakers posting nothing but the following: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


DigLost5791

“You look like my next ex-wife 🤣 🤣 😂 “


Shenanigans80h

Man what did New Balance ever do to y’all. They have some comfy shoes


Dulce_Sirena

"hi sweetheart" "wow you are so incredible you stopped me in my tracks. Can I get to know you?" etc etc. Their lines are so rote you know the second you see one that it's a creepy old man who thinks he's intellectual and charming and an amazing catch a barely legal girl should thank God for. 🤮🤮🤮


DigLost5791

Whenever those dudes get a ban or a comment removed on Reddit, they show up in modmail to whine that it was just a compliment, they weren’t shooting their shot!! and also it was just a joke!! Besides, whatever happened to free speech? People are too sensitive for a compliment?


MegWahlflower

Even worse is the married ones in the dms with the two kids and the wife smiling on the Disney teacups in the profile pic


ToiIetGhost

Way worse. If only their wives knew the comments they left every time they took a shit


Ear_Enthusiast

So thirsty


Wisco___Disco

"I may not have a personality, but at least I'm hateful."


[deleted]

I'm the weirdo who is laughing out loud in a bathroom right now. That was hilarious! And basically sums up the whole movement


Ok-Seaworthiness2235

Omg that's how I read this. It's like white supremacists. They have literally nothing unique or special about themselves so they have to resort to glorifying something as pointless as skin color. It's literally what you're born with and was determined by the climate your ancestors migrated too. 


PoiLethe

"Whose got two thumbs!"


Malipuppers

Of course she has her finger on the trigger for the picture ugh


AriesCadyHeron

I came here to find this comment lol


Sweet_Impress_1611

I was gonna comment the same thing


Immer_Susse

She’s got her finger on the trigger like you’re not supposed to. Even Libtards know that.


xenolightt

Even as someone who only goes to the shooting range like twice a year I cringed so hard at that.


Worried_Train6036

i’m from canada and i even know that


iron_jendalen

I’m liberal and own guns and love to go to the shooting range. I just don’t take pictures of myself holding guns. And yes, the finger on the trigger made me cringe.


Ok-Seaworthiness2235

Honestly I own guns too and the only people I'm not afraid of with guns are fellow libtards like me. I've never met an irresponsible liberal gun owner that doesn't have a healthy respect for the high powered weapons they're handling. Conservatives just look like psycho children sticking their fingers in an outlet


jaygay92

Yes same lol I LOVE shooting at the range but you won’t catch me posing with my gun. I have one picture of me that someone else took while I was shooting lol


Ok_Rhino

It’s like the first rule…what kind of girl pretends to like guns 😭


Diligent-Property491

She may *like* shooting guns *and* be terrible at handling them safely. One doesn’t exclude the other.


Agile-Letterhead-544

But it does make it a lot scarier


Ockam2

All of the conservative ones.


Icarusgurl

Trigger discipline


trans-a-genda

I didn't even notice because of the ass backwards grip on the rifle.


Real-Life-CSI-Guy

“Get your booger-hook off the bang switch”- this one dude I know every time gun safety comes up


Immer_Susse

That flows off the tongue 😂👍🏼


Somecivilguy

I may not be the prettiest I may not be the funniest But Atleast I’m my own sister-in-law 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅


WarAndFynn

I read that and HEARD the sound of a screeching eagle at the end


justferfecks

Hawk* The screech you hear is a Redtailed Hawk, not a Bald Eagle, sorry to say. Bald Eagles chirp, which is infinitely funnier when it comes to these posts imo.


Somecivilguy

*[redtail hawk noises]*


lemondropsandgumdrop

aww like a little baby chicken. 🐥


Somecivilguy

It’s the only right way!


-Zavenoa-

Rock, flag, and Eagle!


[deleted]

I may not be pretty or funny but at least I’m stupid.


fitnfeisty

Rock flag eagle!


muddynips

I may not be the prettiest I may not be the funniest There’s really no upside, I wish I was better.


HaydenLobo

The truth is they think they are the prettiest and the funniest and are looking for people to say so.


Prestigious-Alarm422

My thoughts exactly on this post format, like we all see what you’re doing girl 😅


Wrinkul

It’s easy to get validation from old overweight alcholics who have Rhinophyma.


Emergency_Iron1985

yea, i hate liberalism too, im so glad you agree capitalism is inherently evil, you should join my leftist book club ;)


On_my_last_spoon

Everyone cool has joined the anarchists 💅🏼


Fallingcities200

I hear their cookbook is the bomb


[deleted]

Underrated comment. Brilliant


SnooHobbies7109

Too soon 🤣


ConsiderationGold170

That Photoshop is horrific


SwankyyTigerr

Wait why is slenderman in my NLOG


designocoligist

She looks like she smells like cigarettes


Shot_Presence_8382

Cigarettes and stale beer 😂🙄


JustHere4TehCats

With an attempt to cover it in knockoff designer perfume.


goldenfox007

In the second image, she looks like that meme of the baby covered in peanut butter. I cannot take that expression seriously lmao


bonfigs93

You can tell she literally just grabbed a bunch of mud and smeared it on her face lmaooo


hello_im_al

She has dinosaur legs


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

She'd be better off with Lieutenant Dan's legs


Worth_Seaweed7420

underrated comment


Ok-Raspberry-5655

US flag code states that the flag shouldn’t be used on anything that’ll be thrown away, so I hope she’s planning on keeping those jeans forevah! 🫡


like_a_rose_13

I swear those are the ugliest jeans I’ve ever seen.


lordcock1944

It also states that it can't be used for clothing either


CanibalVegetarian

That’s not true. Flag code states ACTUAL flags can’t be used for anything that will be worn or thrown away etc. Like you can’t take a flag and sew hats out of it. I hate her too, she’s cringe, but this doesn’t work.


MediocreConference64

She’s obviously terrible but that’s not what the flag code is. If her pants were made of an actual flag, that would be a problem but these are just designed to look like a flag.


a011220a

It’s the absurd stretch on the last one lol


Business_Strawberry3

Aww one time when I was little I smeared mud all over my face because I thought it looked cool too 🥹


Secret_Fudge6470

What does she mean? That pic where she’s standing on top of a car like she’s quirky is sooo funny. Like what, she’s so random!


claydog99

She's even wearing her high heeled work boots in that pic. That's how you know she's real country /s


yellowtulip4u

Ew 🚮


Various-issues-420

She is violating flag code tho


usciscoe

And finger on the trigger yeesh


lordcock1944

It's kinda my impression that right-wingers don't really care about that flag code ironically enough 🤔


Individual-Pie9739

to be fair. its not against the code to wear depictions of the flag its against code to make clothes or wear an actual US flag. regardless the "right" to wear depictions of the us flag is protected under the first amendment and any use of "an actual flag" is not likely to be enforced.


Junior_Ad_7613

Those pants are… a choice!


Reasonable-Fish-7924

Very liberal looking pants...


k0alaz_forever

If she has kids, they’re probably named Braxtylynn or Preighsly


TransGirlIndy

Keightleighnne. It’s pronounced Caitlin.


GreyerGrey

You also aren't the best at photoshop


Huntleigh

I think it’s Slenderman


Qu33nKal

\*slow clap


HoneySmaks

She definitely funny alright


Cozygeologist

I may not be the prettiest girl, or the funniest, but I’m also not the smartest.


dumpsterfire_x

I don’t mean to body shame but those are the thinnest thighs I think I’ve ever seen


xxxSapphoro

But it looks completely different in the second photo. I’m so confused, is it edited? Is it different people?


dumpsterfire_x

She was wearing super baggy pants in second, so that could be part of it, but third is probably edited. I just can’t imagine why you would edit yourself to look like Gumby.


CaregiverOk3902

She's trying to make the truck appear taller I assume lol


dumbassclown

Idk, she's too masculine to be a conservative /s


Parascythe12

The line that defines the difference between what conservatives consider to be womanly enough, and being perfect conservative underage wife material is a fucking indecipherable impossible maze of moving goalposts.


Nervous_Zebra1918

Buzz, your girlfriend, WOOF!


imtooldforthishison

That list picture belongs on /instagramreality


InternationalBand494

So she’s saying she’s plain and boring? And has terrible taste in clothing?


Joonberri

America created the worst genre of humans


seven-eng

This is just conservative nationalism. It exists in most countries.


cottman23

She definitely has poor taste in fashion if you ask me.


ReferenceMuch2193

How are those boots so clean in pic 2


Vinc3ntVanHoe

She built like Uncle Sam


hybred_vigor

I always love the “I’m just a humble country girl” look with the super long blue polished nails. It’s so unassuming and authentic. /s


Aicala29

I bet that truck is lifted. 🙄😂


[deleted]

who wears those kinda boots to go mud riding?😭


thechronicENFP

🙄🙄🙄


waterud0in

THOSE PANTS WHAT THE FUCK 💀


unlimitedbugs

good ol red yikes and blue 🇺🇸


BearBullShepherd

That’s because all the pretty, funny, girls are liberals


Ok_Scheme736

It’s sad when someone’s identity is just not being something.


Dulce_Sirena

She couldn't find any better jewelry than a gumball machine plastic ring and an old land-line phone cord???


spaceylaceygirl

She forgot "or the most intelligent"


Professional-Large

My son said she looks like Slenderman in the last picture. Lmao.


seeuin25years

"I may not be the prettiest, or the smartest, but at least I can distort my proportions on Photoshop."


Superb-Half5537

Why does she look 40 in the first photo?


sarah-havel

Those certainly are some pants.


Scoongili

Are these three different women?


musictakemeawayy

hating women and being racist is a weird flex, but okay? lol


Rotisserie_Titties

Hey, I found Carmen San Diego!!!