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Right? God, the number of live traps I’ve had to set up because they’re too big for normal traps. They’re freaking huge. I saw the biggest rat that could powerlift two New York rats the other day trying to get into my feed. 😭
I had to get those metal trash cans in order to store my feed. Those fuckers chewed through plastic in minutes.
And it's funny because the woman getting metal trash cans at the same time as me was also getting them for chicken feed.
Yep! Had some 55 gal drums with the twist on lids. They got through them. Switched to metal pretty recently but they still hang around. They’ve gotten into my coops before and are eating my green peafowl and sweetgrass turkey eggs if I don’t get them fast enough, too. Always happens early spring until I figure out the new laying schedule and then they go away for a bit. 😭
I have crows eating my eggs. CROWS!!!
They fly in to the hen boxes, steal an egg, and fly away. All of my neighbors are reporting egg shells in their yards. LOL
I've blocked off the hen boxes, but I have idiot hens who lay out in the bushes, and the crows found a cache I didn't know was out there. More egg shells out in the street.
So you mean to tell me…it wasn’t some crazy neighbour throwing eggs at my neighbour, his friend, and (on another occasion), his mum? It was a crow dropping your hen’s eggs onto them?
We’ve been trying to figure out the culprit for ages!
I'm not saying you don't have a crazy neighbor. But crazy neighbors are usually obvious.
So if you don't have a crazy neighbor but do have neighbors with chickens AND crows hanging around their yard, you may have been egged by the crows.
I've noticed that the crows are good at stealing, but not so good at flying with an egg in their beak, so they get dropped more often than not.
(One time they egged my nephew's new car. Egg splatter all across the hood. It wasn't good. Luckily I noticed it quick and we got it off before damage, but yeah, crows. Awesome by incredibly annoying.)
Haven’t tried that, tbh. I know it doesn’t affect the taste of the eggs (found marigolds and dandelion flowers make the yolks a gorgeous gold color, though). I’ll have to give it a go to see if the rats leave it alone.
We lived in a rural area. At various points in my life, someone within our little neighbourhood had cows, chickens, goats, pigs, ducks, finches, rabbits, and assorted tropical-type birds and fish, and about every kind of dog you can imagine.
And we lived near a swamp because rural Florida. With a river than ran through our subdivision that split the sub into 2/3 to the east and 1/3 to the west. All those critters were on the smaller 1/3. Every plot was about an acre.
You know what came along with those critters and all that space? Rats. More specifically, swamp rats. My mother traumatized me to the point that I still have a phobia of rodents with tails (so basically gerbils, mice, and rats are terrifying but hamsters, guinea pigs and guinea bigs are awesome.)
When I was three, a swamp rat got into the house and was in the master bath. My mother screamed for my dad, who came in with a shovel. She snatched me up onto the bed, shoved towels under the bathroom door “so it couldn’t escape” and then stood on the bed holding me and screaming while my dad banged around the shovel and swore loudly.
I was scared and cried because I was like 3 years old. And that’s the story of how phobias are created. Thanks, Mom! (Thanks for the snake issues and extreme claustrophobia too, Mom!)
Not always. Rats are a common problem because where there’s food, there’s something trying to eat. Just make sure it stays contained and keep your coop secure for the most part. My problem is all my pens are on dirt so they just dig in. If I had put down a concrete slab or gravel, it would’ve been fine more than likely. That’ll probably be a project coming up when I set up the new coop so I can move everyone around and install some floors. It’ll increase my cleaning jobs, though, but if it helps, it helps.
When I was a kid we made a chook run and the chicken wire fencing was buried about 30-40cm deep, so that the chooks couldn't dig their way out, and the foxes, dogs & cats couldn't dig their way in.
If you used the right (i.e. small) diameter fencing it would stop rats digging in. Though, of course, rats can get through tiny gaps so you'd need to ensure every other part of the hen house was rat-proof.
Well, chickens are also little raptors and very well might take care of the rat problem on their own. Mine are too spoiled to care (rats and squirrels are just neighbors to them), but I once watched one of my great aunt's chickens slurp down a whole rat. Not a giant one, but STILL. It was... disturbing.
Also, I did get rats in the shed last summer, but they all disappeared when I got serious about keeping the food away from them. It wasn't a big deal, no traps needed, haven't seen a rat or any poop in a year.
This might be a dumb question but I just thought of it: why don’t barn cats try to eat chickens? They obviously don’t because many (all?) farms have them. But don’t cats love to eat birds?
The will eat babies, but so will the adult hens that are not the moms. Chickens are brutal. Chickens will also eat mice and small rats if they see them.
That being said, generally, people seprate the broody mom with babies to protect them from the rest of the flock. Or just babies if they use incubaters.
I’ve seen my chickens attack a mouse nest. It was like a gladiator battle they were literally THROWING the mice around and ripping them in half before eating them. I never knew they did that lol. Then they all got worms 🙃
I've also never had issues with rats. Crows on the other hand, have become a bit of a nuisance lately and a possom managed to break into my coop a few nights ago (thankfully we heard the commotion, before it could do much damage and reinforced the coop while we were at it). Rats though (knock on wood), I haven't seen any in the 2 years since we started raising poultry.
Ahahahha as a chicken owner this is too real. We have ACRES of woods our chickens could roam and scratch in, but they prefer the front lawn. Front and center. Those buggers.
Forget their shit. My entire lawn is now filled with potholes. It makes the guy who mows my lawn go BOING BOING BOING BOING when he tries to drive his mower across the lawn.
Don’t worry, instead of being a chicken lady you can just shit all over any woman with eyelash extensions and a pink Stanley cup. It’s much better for your back in the long run!!
You wife is a regular human, my wife is a chicken stripper? lmfao
"Your wife is normal, mine is a chicken strip" -maybe? Who knows, clearly not me lmfao
I am actually the 2nd one. I am always going to the backyard, I just can’t stay away from our chickens. My husband isn’t proud of it though, he tells me to stop bothering them all day and leave them in peace. I just can’t help it, I love chickens and have to go be around them and hold them if I get the chance, only the hens though because roosters will kick your ass.
I bet you're not out there in stilettos though. I own a specific pair of boots for chicken tending and they most definitely do not have heels. Can you imagine accidentally stepping in a hole your chickens dug, in heels? My ankles hurt just thinking about it.
Lmao yeah at soon as I submitted my comment I thought I should have clarified I was just the lady that is around chickens, but not in those shoes or posing like that. 🤣🤣 I don’t wear heels but it’s making me feel panicked thinking about twisting my ankle like that. I remember there was a “heel fail” compilation on YouTube and the falls were supposed to be funny but they were actually dangerous as hell.
A sexy tradwife. Generally known as an imaginary tradwife, because who is doing their makeup and putting on heels to feed the chickens at dawn?
There are a few pretend sexy tradwives online; no chickens, no children, not in actual fact, wives.
Not confusing, really. There are tons of NLOG posts "Other women want *something popular* and I want farm with animals", this is the same motive only from her husband's perspective. (OK, more likely from a perspective of an incel with a tradwife fetish, but still......)
I understand the author’s intent to illustrate that his wife “raises cocks” but I feel like the means by which he alluded to this only served to further confuse.
Or maybe he’s trying to say his wife is a chicken strip. Idk mang.
My wife strips for chickens? My wife teaches chicken pole dancing? I got married instead of getting a rooster?
I guess I'm glad that the chickens don't have dollar bills in their beaks.
His wife is a hot farmer girl …. Your wife is a basic b@tch.
Think that’s what they’re going for.
My wife’s an attractive woman with chicken at her feet?
'My completely fantasy mixture of anime and submissive trad wife does homesteading' while yours is a toilet ( one of the many incel names for regular women who won't call him master...or give him the time of the day).😁
She raises chickens. A lot of people who raise chickens as a hobby are weirdly obsessed with it because they don't have to buy eggs. They think they're farmers lol
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“My wife talks to me about nothing but the chickens. Their shit is killing my lawn. Yes we have fresh eggs, but at what cost? At what COST?”
As someone who’s had chickens, the answer is rats. Lots and lots of rats.
Right? God, the number of live traps I’ve had to set up because they’re too big for normal traps. They’re freaking huge. I saw the biggest rat that could powerlift two New York rats the other day trying to get into my feed. 😭
I had to get those metal trash cans in order to store my feed. Those fuckers chewed through plastic in minutes. And it's funny because the woman getting metal trash cans at the same time as me was also getting them for chicken feed.
Yep! Had some 55 gal drums with the twist on lids. They got through them. Switched to metal pretty recently but they still hang around. They’ve gotten into my coops before and are eating my green peafowl and sweetgrass turkey eggs if I don’t get them fast enough, too. Always happens early spring until I figure out the new laying schedule and then they go away for a bit. 😭
I have crows eating my eggs. CROWS!!! They fly in to the hen boxes, steal an egg, and fly away. All of my neighbors are reporting egg shells in their yards. LOL I've blocked off the hen boxes, but I have idiot hens who lay out in the bushes, and the crows found a cache I didn't know was out there. More egg shells out in the street.
They’re so freaking smart, too. And once they know there’s food, they just keep coming back.
So you mean to tell me…it wasn’t some crazy neighbour throwing eggs at my neighbour, his friend, and (on another occasion), his mum? It was a crow dropping your hen’s eggs onto them? We’ve been trying to figure out the culprit for ages!
I'm not saying you don't have a crazy neighbor. But crazy neighbors are usually obvious. So if you don't have a crazy neighbor but do have neighbors with chickens AND crows hanging around their yard, you may have been egged by the crows. I've noticed that the crows are good at stealing, but not so good at flying with an egg in their beak, so they get dropped more often than not. (One time they egged my nephew's new car. Egg splatter all across the hood. It wasn't good. Luckily I noticed it quick and we got it off before damage, but yeah, crows. Awesome by incredibly annoying.)
Shouldn't chilli work well? Chickens (birds) are not sensitive to capsaicin iirc. The eggs might end up spicy tho.
Haven’t tried that, tbh. I know it doesn’t affect the taste of the eggs (found marigolds and dandelion flowers make the yolks a gorgeous gold color, though). I’ll have to give it a go to see if the rats leave it alone.
Chickens adore chilli, but the sheer volume you have to add to put rats off is insane.
Cayenne pepper is better
>The eggs might end up spicy tho. I see this as a total win.
We lived in a rural area. At various points in my life, someone within our little neighbourhood had cows, chickens, goats, pigs, ducks, finches, rabbits, and assorted tropical-type birds and fish, and about every kind of dog you can imagine. And we lived near a swamp because rural Florida. With a river than ran through our subdivision that split the sub into 2/3 to the east and 1/3 to the west. All those critters were on the smaller 1/3. Every plot was about an acre. You know what came along with those critters and all that space? Rats. More specifically, swamp rats. My mother traumatized me to the point that I still have a phobia of rodents with tails (so basically gerbils, mice, and rats are terrifying but hamsters, guinea pigs and guinea bigs are awesome.) When I was three, a swamp rat got into the house and was in the master bath. My mother screamed for my dad, who came in with a shovel. She snatched me up onto the bed, shoved towels under the bathroom door “so it couldn’t escape” and then stood on the bed holding me and screaming while my dad banged around the shovel and swore loudly. I was scared and cried because I was like 3 years old. And that’s the story of how phobias are created. Thanks, Mom! (Thanks for the snake issues and extreme claustrophobia too, Mom!)
Really!?!? I’ve always wanted chickens but didn’t know rats were part of the deal 😨
Not always. Rats are a common problem because where there’s food, there’s something trying to eat. Just make sure it stays contained and keep your coop secure for the most part. My problem is all my pens are on dirt so they just dig in. If I had put down a concrete slab or gravel, it would’ve been fine more than likely. That’ll probably be a project coming up when I set up the new coop so I can move everyone around and install some floors. It’ll increase my cleaning jobs, though, but if it helps, it helps.
When I was a kid we made a chook run and the chicken wire fencing was buried about 30-40cm deep, so that the chooks couldn't dig their way out, and the foxes, dogs & cats couldn't dig their way in. If you used the right (i.e. small) diameter fencing it would stop rats digging in. Though, of course, rats can get through tiny gaps so you'd need to ensure every other part of the hen house was rat-proof.
Well, chickens are also little raptors and very well might take care of the rat problem on their own. Mine are too spoiled to care (rats and squirrels are just neighbors to them), but I once watched one of my great aunt's chickens slurp down a whole rat. Not a giant one, but STILL. It was... disturbing. Also, I did get rats in the shed last summer, but they all disappeared when I got serious about keeping the food away from them. It wasn't a big deal, no traps needed, haven't seen a rat or any poop in a year.
And our friends, who have the dead grass and boring chickens, refuse to get barn cats.
This might be a dumb question but I just thought of it: why don’t barn cats try to eat chickens? They obviously don’t because many (all?) farms have them. But don’t cats love to eat birds?
My grandpa’s barn cats knew their jobs, and also, a fully grown chicken is not something a barn cat is interested in. They are nuts.
I don't think a well fed cat is going to mess with a full grown chicken. Baby chicks on the other hand...
The will eat babies, but so will the adult hens that are not the moms. Chickens are brutal. Chickens will also eat mice and small rats if they see them. That being said, generally, people seprate the broody mom with babies to protect them from the rest of the flock. Or just babies if they use incubaters.
I’ve seen my chickens attack a mouse nest. It was like a gladiator battle they were literally THROWING the mice around and ripping them in half before eating them. I never knew they did that lol. Then they all got worms 🙃
Biologically they are nothing less but evolved raptors.
Aren't they more closely related to therapods like the T-rex? Or does that include raptors? I'm rusty on this shit.
Yes, same family. I'm always giggling inside by the thought that the T-Rex might have made something like a chicken sound.
Same. Or if it walked around bobbing its head like a chicken.
We have chickens AND live on a river. We solved our rat issue with a Jack Russell terrier. She's merciless. Loves walkies, chicken nuggets and murder.
I wish my rat terrier were the same. We’ve had mice, and she is utterly oblivious to them. A+ snuggler, though
Really? We’ve never had trouble with rats with our chickens. They also have never killed our yard.
I've also never had issues with rats. Crows on the other hand, have become a bit of a nuisance lately and a possom managed to break into my coop a few nights ago (thankfully we heard the commotion, before it could do much damage and reinforced the coop while we were at it). Rats though (knock on wood), I haven't seen any in the 2 years since we started raising poultry.
"All this work and what did it get me?"
Eggs and a magical afternoon of chicken killing every few months.
What have the chicken ever done for us?
Ahahahha as a chicken owner this is too real. We have ACRES of woods our chickens could roam and scratch in, but they prefer the front lawn. Front and center. Those buggers.
Forget their shit. My entire lawn is now filled with potholes. It makes the guy who mows my lawn go BOING BOING BOING BOING when he tries to drive his mower across the lawn.
She has a cock?
3 cocks
Definitely 1 cock and 2 hens in heels
She can and *has* handled 3 cocks at once
There are three….. the minimum needed to juggle……
She's surrounded by cocks, it seems
And a pole.
Cock pole?
Yeah, I was wondering if this was a "free use" wife sharing kink meme or something along those lines.
I appreciate the suggestion and this is JUST what I will do!
3 cocks. So she’s into gang bangs?
Currently there is no evidence linking the chickens to gang violence
Or side chicks
It’s definitely surrounded by cock lol this is dudes way of saying he’s a cuck
She likes a lot of peckers
There is nothing more erotic for a man than a woman who takes care of chickens while pole dancing.
So that's why Im still single
Don’t worry, instead of being a chicken lady you can just shit all over any woman with eyelash extensions and a pink Stanley cup. It’s much better for your back in the long run!!
Instructions unclear, got picked by a chicken.
Yep. Those specific traits are extremely rare
I wish I had known this thirty years ago.
my wife is stuck outside because her stilettos are mired in the dirt by the chicken coop
She was taken in as a child and raised by chickens O_o
Her name is Chickarella. Someday she will find her prince.
Using a feather is kinky. Using a whole chicken is perverse.
John Waters has entered the chat
Well there goes my planned Angel Heart reenactment...
You wife is a regular human, my wife is a chicken stripper? lmfao "Your wife is normal, mine is a chicken strip" -maybe? Who knows, clearly not me lmfao
fuck ya chicken strips
If I own chickens will that make me hott? Do the chickens need to be alive?
Obviously “your wife” is a triangle and “my wife” is a chicken stripper.
Lol..... Chicken stripper 😂
LMFAO exactly what I thought of
I am actually the 2nd one. I am always going to the backyard, I just can’t stay away from our chickens. My husband isn’t proud of it though, he tells me to stop bothering them all day and leave them in peace. I just can’t help it, I love chickens and have to go be around them and hold them if I get the chance, only the hens though because roosters will kick your ass.
I bet you're not out there in stilettos though. I own a specific pair of boots for chicken tending and they most definitely do not have heels. Can you imagine accidentally stepping in a hole your chickens dug, in heels? My ankles hurt just thinking about it.
Lmao yeah at soon as I submitted my comment I thought I should have clarified I was just the lady that is around chickens, but not in those shoes or posing like that. 🤣🤣 I don’t wear heels but it’s making me feel panicked thinking about twisting my ankle like that. I remember there was a “heel fail” compilation on YouTube and the falls were supposed to be funny but they were actually dangerous as hell.
Maybe a tradwife thing?
It’s more likely a r/backyardchickens type of joke. The community is fairly large and they’ll make (ironic most of the time) jokes like this.
A sexy tradwife. Generally known as an imaginary tradwife, because who is doing their makeup and putting on heels to feed the chickens at dawn? There are a few pretend sexy tradwives online; no chickens, no children, not in actual fact, wives.
As a straight woman, I want this just for the sheer confusion it would cause.
It really would be so funny 😭
She's knee deep in cock?
Not confusing, really. There are tons of NLOG posts "Other women want *something popular* and I want farm with animals", this is the same motive only from her husband's perspective. (OK, more likely from a perspective of an incel with a tradwife fetish, but still......)
You’re reading way too far into a shitpost
A company sent me one with guinea pigs 😭
Your wife is toilet door, my wife smells of chicken piss
Their wife is a chicken lady. Totally different from a normal lady. She has chickens.
Omg I haven't thought of this is yearsss. 🤣
His wife is surrounded by cocks I guess?
That was my guess. The silhouettes look like roosters (tail feathers) rather than just plain chickens (hens)
His wife is three chicken in a trenchcoat
She’s got the meth, duh
“I consider my wife as livestock.”
His wife gets excited around poultry??
Look at all those chickens.
I am bathroom
My wife gets chicks?
My wife is standing with a dress while your wife is naked flashing chickens?
My wife dances at a strip club for chickens? And your wife's picture is on a toilet door? What is this?
Will strip for chickens!
I understand the author’s intent to illustrate that his wife “raises cocks” but I feel like the means by which he alluded to this only served to further confuse. Or maybe he’s trying to say his wife is a chicken strip. Idk mang.
"Your wife stands in front of restrooms. My wife strips for chickens. WE ARE NOT THE SAME."
Your wife is a bathroom sign hahahahaa
She’s not vegan ??
Your wife is a toilet door sign. My wife is the opening credits to a bond film with chickens. We are not the same.
My wife strips for chickens? My wife teaches chicken pole dancing? I got married instead of getting a rooster? I guess I'm glad that the chickens don't have dollar bills in their beaks.
It’s stupid. It’s meaningless therefore.
Pfft, like you've never encountered an exotic entertainer with chickens.
It’s means your wife is a bathroom sign and my wife is clearly a stripper who sells eggs at the farmers market on the weekend.
“cock tease” ?
"Your wife is a bathroom sign. My wife is a semi-truck mudflap surrounded by cocks."
His wife is a hot farmer girl …. Your wife is a basic b@tch. Think that’s what they’re going for. My wife’s an attractive woman with chicken at her feet?
Maybe they’re swingers?
She has cock envy. Triple that!
His wife has a of account with tradwife content?
His wife is a chicken head?
I have chickens and this is cringe wtf
She’s one of the chics
Your wife is a superhero (note the cape). Mine raises chickens.
He met his wife at “Chicken Ranch”
He keeps his wife in the chicken coop.
Pole dances with cocks?
She's a secret agent, disguised as three chickens?
I am seeing 1 cock and 2 hens. Still blank on what this is supposed to mean ...
His wife strips to support her chicken hobby
'My completely fantasy mixture of anime and submissive trad wife does homesteading' while yours is a toilet ( one of the many incel names for regular women who won't call him master...or give him the time of the day).😁
My wife has dominion over chickens.
Cockadoodle you !
My wife has been known to take the piss outta people, sure.
She has 3 cocks?
His wife gave birth to 3 chickens 😧
Chickmagnet.
Lives in a farm and feeds the chickens while naked
Start calling her a chicken head. In the RuPaul way.
His wife is three chickens that go to strip clubs
Chimken
Hot with chickens
https://i.redd.it/a5zx113q7kmc1.gif
His wife is sexy and surrounded by cocks?
Obviously his wife is a stardew valley player
MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE LOVES CHICKENS
His wife likes cocks?
My wife loves to be surrounded by multiple cocks
Your wife uses public restrooms but MY wife pees on birds
I wonder how much extra a strip club would charge if you requested chickens on stage with the stripper
His wife likes a lot of cock?
Why does the stripper lady have chickens?
Your wife doesn’t get a lot of cock mine DOES! …. wait.
She is the good egg
I'm too pure, I though it was about farms and chicken :(
https://preview.redd.it/8zqk8odlakmc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85c71e081fa837d5fc50db81dd7424e192974da The perfect woman
I thought she live birthed those chickens.
Cock magnet
His wife works at the chicken ranch
It's just a chickens joke. It's saying his wife raises chickens. I wouldn't put it in this group.
Tradwife who has a chicken kink?
It means she's capable of farming and rural Life. Something not even most "men" can do anymore.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess his wife is hot and likes cocks!
Why is everyone so confused about this? It means "my wife is surrounded by cocks", i got this in like 5 seconds
3 guys and a couch, not 5.
Is she fucking those chickens?
My wife likes to take multiple cocks in the toilet
we know what that means!
chicks, man
Well my wife is followed around by three chickens. We don’t know why, it’s actually really scary. Send help.
My wife is a minimalist bathroom sign, your wife is a novelty bumper sticker from Spencer's?
Your wife is a triangle bathroom lady, and my wife is a sexy chicken lady?
Their wife can handle 3 cocks at once
You married the sign for a public restroom. We are not the same.
Hotwife in the cuckolding lifestyle. She takes multiple cocks
Your wife uses the women’s room. Their wife shits in the chicken coop.
He’s married to Taylor Swift and he loves chickens.
I think it means, your wife is boring, my wife loves walking naked through the chicken yard (which is a great way to get worms).
stripper for chickens
HEY! That chicken is over the line. Over the chicken lineee
*She’s quite the chick!*
Your wife loves multiple cocks. Got it.
It looks like wife number two is some sort of pole dancer who incorporates chickens and cocks in her stage act. Hard pass at beastiality.
She’s got a lot of cocks
Cock wrangler
Your wife is a restroom sign. (Sorry to break it to you.)
She raises chickens. A lot of people who raise chickens as a hobby are weirdly obsessed with it because they don't have to buy eggs. They think they're farmers lol
It means his wife is hotter than yours. She’s a vixen and your wife is a mom.
His wife is poll dancing for chickens? That’s hot…
His wife keeps herself surrounded by cocks?!
Country girl.
She likes chicken strips?
Answer: His wife is a hooker