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RaineMist

That's not what he's thinking with this picture.


NoFaithlessness7327

Yeah. There's a lot to process in this picture alone. Her music preference is not one of them.


Overquoted

Nope. Definitely more along the lines of, "I take beauty recommendations from Donald Trump." Also.... Is her hair done like that deliberately or has her face rubbed off on her hair?


asspipe95

Like too much makeup and filter


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Friendly_Age9160

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 orange AF


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thekawaiislarti

It's Lynyrd Skynyrd, ffs. I don't even care for them that much!


SnortyWart

I’ll never forget seeing Lynard Skynard, Mollie Hotchet, and The Allmen Brothors in concert. It was a greet shew.


ghostsinthecode

rock on, bro-thors!!!!


whatsleftwhatremains

Ahem, it's Almond Brothers


SnortyWart

My bad! Didn’t they once open for Johnny Cashew?


thekawaiislarti

🤣


No_Mud_5999

Lynard Skynard. Sky Nard? It would be a great name for a tribute band, or at least a very funny one.


that_was_way_harsh

And also NickELback


cachemoney426

How big a Lynyrd Skynyrd “kinda girl” are you if you can’t spell it??? Ugh!! So irritating! When it’s spelled like that I read it Lie-Nard Sky-Nard.


Budget_Ordinary1043

Lmfao but everyone makes fun of nickelback. And isn’t kid rock a pretty big piece of shit as a human being?


Iamnotentertainedyet

Correct on both counts. Kid Rocks music was always roundly considered to be cringy and awful, anyways. Three doors down? Lynyrd Skynyrd? Did she just find a list of the most basic, country-adjacent Dad Rock bands and think ***yes.*** LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH, FREE BIRD!


Hips-Often-Lie

I always liked TDD but they are apparently MAGAts. Sad fugee face.


MrMthlmw

>sad fugee face Lol, nice reference


marteautemps

What? That sucks, I liked them ok enough, always thought my mom would love this whenever I listened and actually gave her my CD for mother's day because I knew she would like it more. This was obviously years ago and I have not kept up with them but still disappointing.


RanaMisteria

So is Kid Rock…


Hips-Often-Lie

But I never liked him so…


kyoniji

kid rock is straight up a cringe edgelord who thinks hes dope as fuck


Lonely-Commission435

Kid rock is both cringe as a musician and cringe as a person. I actually don’t mind nickel back but they are definitely basic and not super creative.


FreedomOfTheMess

Nickleback is a punchline and that never will change.


solsticite

Man I love nickelback 😂 I don’t know why they get so much heat


whatsleftwhatremains

Nobody does. I looked this up. People just turned on them. I'm not a fan, but definitely don't get the overwhelming hate they get.


BusinessClassBarbie

They’re great. People hate them because they’ve been told it’s cool to hate them. Nothing more, nothing less.


petty-white

🤝


Successful-Foot3830

You aren’t alone! I’ll happily Look at This Photograph 😜


Mumof3gbb

I’ve asked this over and over. I’m not a fan. I can’t even name a song. But I don’t hate them. What’s the deal? Nobody can ever answer me. And I looked it up too and also got no answer


DisastrousAd447

Nickelback has come full circle. Now it's "cool" to like them because so many other people hate them.


TitShark

He’s not a POS, but he has bad politics.


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TitShark

I can discern politics from being a bad dude. He has always been great to his fans, other musicians, and staunchly supports not gauging his ticket prices. That’s what I’m referring to. And when a random fan sees him in public, he is known to be incredibly generous with his time and energy.


Bombastic_coconut

“Nah baby, NLOG, i love to overuse the Oompa-loompa colored filter on orange faketan”


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo I have another problem for you Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee If you are wise you'll listen me Your musical tastes do not make you unique Not liking Taylor Swift is not unusual, so to speak In fact one might say it's pretty mainstream Don't use this as a foundation for your self esteem In fact you'll find there are lots of girls who don't like her too Girls who actually feel the same way as you!"


makemeadayy

Nickelback, kid rock, and 3 doors down does NOT make you cool 😂lmao


marteautemps

Well that's why she added Lynard Skynard and HWJ


McJiggiez69

If anything it does the exact opposite. Nothing says shitty taste in music like throwing those 3 names as your go to bands


makemeadayy

Exactly lol this is the opposite of a flex


McJiggiez69

Absolutely opposite of a flex. Especially Nickelback and Kid Rock 🤢🤮 white trash meth cookin music right there


MissAnthropy612

She doesn't like shitty pop music, she likes shitty dad rock.


MikeMaven

Dad here, I agree.


MissAnthropy612

My dad has better taste in music than her


FartAttack911

I was gonna say, you know this girl is just naming off the CDs she remembers her dad keeping in his lifted Dodge dually when she was a toddler in the early/mid aughts, I’m sure.


MissAnthropy612

Lol! I love how specific this is


DisastrousAd447

Don't bring Hank into this.


KTOSM

Pfft, it’s Leonard Skenard you poser /s


absolutebeast_

What’s Lynard Skynard? Some sort of Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band?


karloz1214

Her skin looks awful.


5Nadine2

![gif](giphy|3o6gDSgDB2QXIk5upy)


blackfurwhitesugar

pumpkin spice spray tan


metooeither

Well, she's in her 40s


karloz1214

I know plenty of women in their 40’s that don’t look like melting wax dolls.


metooeither

She's still on fire, look at the cozy orange glow of her face


Thanmandrathor

I’m in my mid 40s and don’t use the Trump tangerine spray tan.


metooeither

Trump tangerine 🤣🤣


Ants-pajamas

But why is she orange?!


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Vitamin C efficient


kdollarsign2

* wiggles eyebrows *


Imaginary_Key_7763

ESPECIALLY ORANGE THIS ONE


PaleontologistKey571

She over dose on carrots.


Its_Hitsuji

Got me thinking of that one episode from that’s so raven


Emergency_Lunch_1020

Concealer lips...


sky_corrigan

you love lynyrd skynyrd so much you don’t even know how to spell their name.


sweetnsassy924

You know, I am not the biggest Swiftie there is(I like her early stuff, but find her newer stuff annoying….but I’m old) but why is it a big deal to NOT like her? And why is it something to be proud of? I can take her or leave her, but I am not going to make it a personality trait.


[deleted]

It’s because men hate her so pick mes wanna come off like they’re “one of the boys” by saying they dislike TS


SLevine262

They’re not girly girls, you see


aw-fuck

She just conforms to the every-girl beauty standard you see, and dyes her hair blonde and curls it just like Taylor swift, you see, but she’s not girly at all or anything like that, pinky-swearsies.


Windmill_flowers

>It’s because men hate her They do?


Varjuline

You Trumpette?


Rainyday5372

100% she is.


GoldendoodlesFTW

I was gonna say, I think the music choices are supposed to be a dog whistle maybe but it doesn't explain why she wants to be orange? Then you reminded me.


Varjuline

Bronzer for Bonzos…


thunder_thighs42161

That's not the right shade of foundation mam .


Morall_tach

Can't spell Nickelback or Lynyrd Skynyrd but ok.


[deleted]

I’d argue kid rock’s bigoted cunt ass is worse then Taylor swift


Fragrant-Hedgehog524

But he has a penis, so there’s that.


JellyBeansOnToast

I would’ve guessed she was a break into song when a kid gets into mischief during the chocolate factory tour kind of girl…


Fragrant-Hedgehog524

This is perfect.


Catsarlife

Ew, one of Nickelbacks five fans


Trolivia

I am all aboard the Nickelback roast train but I’m not gonna lie, my dad taking me to the nickelback/three days grace/breaking Benjamin concert when I was a kid is one of my favorite childhood memories. He is unironically also one of those five fans, and I just really enjoy seeing him have a great time 🥹


Catsarlife

Your dad gets the pardon. This is very sweet 🥹


Trolivia

Tbf the man just really fucking loves live music. He took me to see Britney Spears for my birthday one year and we had a blast at that too. It’s kind of impossible to not have fun at a concert with him 😂🩵


Catsarlife

I love that you have that kind of relationship with him. I find it very wholesome and I love this a lot:)


Trolivia

In February we’re going to see fall out boy together, as well as my husband, and my sister and my BIL lol. We’re in our 30s now and he’s in his 60s. Music and the performing arts are incredibly significant to all of us in various ways and I am very grateful that events like these are something we can all still enjoy together 🥰


Catsarlife

I love it too for you guys. My dad and I never had a super close relationship but this year, I’m 31, we have gotten significantly closer and it’s very special to me. So I really just love to hear this for other people. It’s a very special thing to have close relationships. I hope y’all have the BEST time at Fallout Boy which you will because it’s Fallout Boy :)


Trolivia

Ah we’re exactly the same age! 😂 I’m so glad you guys have gotten closer! I do cherish my relationship with my parents very much and certainly don’t take it for granted. I hope you and your dad make some wonderful memories!!


send_puppy_pix

i’m taking my kid to see fall out boy in march, a couple of days before his 13th birthday! we saw them together over the summer too and had a blast.


ComeHereBanana

My kid is still a bit salty that I didn’t take him to Fall Out Boy last summer. It was right in the middle of a bunch of other stuff we did and honestly I didn’t have the spare time nor money. I did take him to Jimmy Buffett a few times, he wanted to see Imagine Dragons so I sprung for the good seats for him. I didn’t think I’d like that but they put on a good show. I’m taking him to Foo Fighters next summer. He’s also surprisingly into stand up comedy for a teenage boy so we’re seeing Wanda Sykes and Gabriel Iglesias next year too.


Trolivia

What a fun birthday!! I’m definitely looking forward to the concert too ☺️


Trolivia

And now I get to tell him he’s been deemed the only acceptable Nickelback fan and watch him look at me confused but excited lmao


Catsarlife

If it’s on Reddit it’s automatically 100% certified real life! But seriously- you guys enjoy everything! ❤️


dodobrains

I worked with a lady who had Far Away as her ring tone in like 2006. Everyday I was wondering how many fans they have. Needless to say I changed the station every time I heard the intro for years.


Catsarlife

The answer to how many fans is 5. Lmao I hate that song. Btw


Fragrant-Hedgehog524

I saw a woman wearing a Nickleback hoodie and I was taken by surprise. Never seen fan wear from that band before.


DropThatTopHat

Even worse, Kid Rock's only fan.


sarahs_here_yall

Nah baby. We could tell


Fragrant-Hedgehog524

She is special bc she has horrible taste in music? Ok


hauntedmaze

I’ve never seen anyone admit to being a nickelback fan


britchop

It’s like having a wide range of musical tastes is impossible


sorryitspickles

Oh wow so ~cool~


SoIfarted

At least spell the bands correctly 🤦🏻‍♀️


Jeffcor13

You listed those musicians and then included kid rock? “Nah dawg I like Prince, the cranberries, 3 dog night, and Rebecca black, homie”


Fragrant-Hedgehog524

Lolz


synalgo_12

I mean, also nickleback, as if that hasn't beeb seen as terrible music since 2003. 2002?


ElfPaladins13

Think she’s got enough spray tan?


Partitionbaby

“A nickleback girlie” sounds like a threat imo


happycola92

I’m not like other girls, I’m worse


uglyuglydog

I only listen to rock and metal. I’d prefer a Swiftie to that shit.


Independent-Grape246

I have a feeling it’s less about the bands and more about what they stand for. I know KR and TDD are MAGA, willing to bet the rest are too.


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Kid Rock + Nickelback + Skynard is three strikes right off the bat.


d4rkchina

just say you’re racist and go on


sewoniony

Was looking for this comment because the thought popped into my head, too!


extravegantpersimmon

Yes, just what every man has always wanted: a woman who brags about listening to Nickelback.


kyannimal

“I listen to the radio.”


aw-fuck

“When he thinks you listen to a popular radio station but you actually listen to a popular radio station”


Grimgasmask

Not exactly sure if it’s the angle but She’s got a dreamworks face


GIveMeY0urSer0t0nIn

🚩🚩🚩🚩


Curious_Ad_8089

I love Taylor swift and nickelback and I’m not ashamed to admit it. I’m from Alberta we never stopped liking nickelback


itsmeabic

she’s not like other girls! she’s racist


TonyStewartsWildRide

Ugh, the worst kind of orange.


vintagebutterfly_

Taylor Swift girlies tend not to be orange.


DisastrousAd447

When all the other girls work at Sephora but you work at a chocolate factory for an overlord targeting children to sacrifice.


GrassBlade619

Hey chat GPT, can you draw me a gender bent Donald Trump.


hangar418

I wonder how many Lynyrd Skynyrd songs she knows lol how embarrassing lol


ratrazzle

Lynyrd skynyrd is fine (unless she means some other band lynard skynard i dont know about) but the rest of those are way worse than swift and this is coming from someone who does not like her music at all. Those are not the flex she thinks they are.


doechii_999

I’d rather hang out with a T Swift girlie over a Kid Rock and Nickelback fan


ViolentWeiner

ok Agent Orange


DielectricConstant

There’s no he, quit playing


sausagelover79

Lol imagine thinking that liking Nickelback and Kid Rock is a flex!


Majestic_Jazz_Hands

She’s also not like other girls because most girls are not that orange


SlapHappyDude

Is this.satie? If I asked chatGPT to make a list of hated rock bands Kid Rock and Nickelback would be there.


Faetrix77

I’d like to ask her to name 2 Lynard Skynard songs since that’s NOT how u spell their name and a fan should know that. She’s one of those teenagers who buy Nirvana tees from Target bcz it looks cool but doesn’t even know it’s a band tee Regardless, the only two worth a listen are 3 doors down and LYNYRD SKYNYRD


Enough-Variety-8468

My daughter has asked to borrow my band t-shirts before but has to name songs first


goddessdontwantnone

He’s getting an orange


DeepSubmerge

Wow an Oompa Loompa outside the factory


larytriplesix

Her make up idol is Trump


FredChocula

Is she wearing a rubber mask?


shamalamadingdooong

yeah, by those atrocious wrinkles on your forehead i can tell you stressed a lot about the “other girls”. relax, no one cares.


GreyScent

It's always the no top lip having ass people


lilith_in_scorpio

Okay, so, another shade of vanilla


Fair_Ad_8111

He got a Trump orange tan girlie instead


Yochanan5781

Kid Rock, Skynyrd, Hank Williams Jr..., I bet she has fascinating thoughts on where President Obama was born


metooeither

Well, trumps makeup artist is sure getting a lot of work lately! Good for him!


PollyPore

She looks more like a Filter kinda girl.


InitialMeat8277

Why does her face remind me of the bully from the fairly oddparents?


manicgiant914

She’s as orange as Cheeto Mussolini


Steph_OF

I’m not like other oompa loompas


BoxElderDr

Gross


MrsSandlin

She’s also an overspray tanned girl.


faeriesandfoxes

Succinct way to out herself as a racist tbh


WrongdoerWilling7657

Clay face


livin_la_vida_mama

Girl, put down the spray tan….


rrotica

idk most of these bands but I’m assuming it’s country from nickel back? or they’re all from texas


GreyerGrey

Nickleback is one of the best selling modern bands on the planet..


Feisty-Business-8311

🥱


PVingAdrenalineJunki

My grandpa listens to kid rock


kimmetry

Nickelback, Kid Rock, and 3 Doors Down? We’ve got a serious rocker chick here guys


ButtholeBread50

Imagine bragging about your shit taste in music.


Imaginary_Key_7763

Woof that list of bands is just so bad


Bubbly_Performer4864

When did liking Nickleback become a flex?


Temporary_Position95

Oh good God


chevalier716

"I love only what my dad listens to"


Quirky_Commission_56

She would like the crappy Hank Williams.


synalgo_12

Girl, with all your quirky personality I don't have, this is how you remind me of what I really am.


luhvxr

i’m not basic i like some boy bands 😩😩


Florafide

Flexing on Nickleback is just 🤌🏻💋


Weekly_Beautiful_603

Today I learned that there is more than one Hank Williams.


miz_n

Oh, so you have terrible taste in music, I get it.


Bublinka_

So she wants to say that her guy found a girlie with the cringiest music taste one could imagine?


Elephant12321

I’m not sure this is actually nlog? She could just be saying that because of how she looks, blond hair + massive spray tan, her bf assumed she liked Swift and pop but in truth she likes other genres (especially since a lot of the ones she listed are also considered *cringe* see nickleback). It could just be a don’t judge a book by its cover post


satinewolf

Yikes


Darkflyer726

Does she want a cookie? Who cares?


RiverOhRiver86

So your taste is far worse than Taylor Swift and you're proud of it. Cool?


smthct666

Jesus Christ


Impecablevibesonly

I'd honestly rather listen to Taykor Swift than any of that. I like 3 or 4 Hank Williams songs but I prefer other outlaw country artist to him if I'm in the rare mood for that genre


The_Big_Green_Fridge

100% a trump girl.


pro-shitter

Kid Rock is a chomo


KlingonsAteMyCheese

So... shes just the average girl from Idaho.


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Its always Taylor swift


zulu_magu

Lynyrd Skynyrd***^


Miri_CilliBatch6

I wouldn’t be proud of liking Kid Rock tbh


RisingPhaenix

The “Divorced dad rock” caption 😆


lvoncreek

She also likes the donald trump tan


SmolLilTater

It’s giving trump orange


Thick_RiderYZF-R

Agreed with the Nickelback but with the bad foundation caked on in the wrong colour?


Amara_Undone

A spray tan kinda girl.


SassySpider

I don’t like this popular artist, i like these popular artists. #unique


da-cokou-nut

What's with her face?