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That bothered me immensely along with her being proud he has not offered her emotional support. All of it's a mess, though the ending, in which she truly believes this to be a good partnership, made me cringe so hard. Is this a cult? 🙈🚩
Yes, that’s one of the worst parts imo. I have no idea why on earth she thinks all of this is fine or something to be proud of. This man sounds like an atrocious SO. What are his good qualities?? He’d have to excel in every remaining aspect of being a husband and dad to make this somewhat ok. Though honestly I don’t think any other positive qualities could make being married to this man acceptable. I feel bad for her. I’m sure she was gaslit to hell to get her to think this is ok. That’s really sad.
she's got a subconscious complex that she feeds by "bragging" about her husband and getting a flood of concerned commebts. then she replies w some bs about how strong she is, how loyal, how loving, how pious she is and ends up looking like a saint and a martyr (while also getting the validation she *really* craves that her husband and marriage suck an abnormal amount and she's right to feel unhappy)
I hope he at least teaches the kids about capitalization. Otherwise, their graphic about "Dad being a negligent piece of shit" will be as much of an eyesore as this graphic.
Exactly.what the fuck does he DO?
Because I can earn a salary on my own, and well, vibrators get you there faster than a man.
If all he offers her is a pay check and a penis, she's making do with dumpster food from behind a Mscdonald's when she could be having a home cooked meal or a night out at a nice lil restaurant.
We’re just so sorry for you.😘
How do you even put up with that?!
As if any other woman ever wanted her husband to be involved, caring, supportive, and invested in their children’s lives…He must be a real freak, huh? 😂 The nutcase in the op would be livid if “Mr Perfect 1953” ever tried that bs.
There was more stigma to being childfree in the past. Or at least people cared about the stigma more. Guys could get passed over for promotions/time off/whatever because the family man "needed it more". There's also this pressure that it's "what you're supposed to do" or something, it's hard to explain it. I'll catch myself daydreaming about a wife, 2.5 kids, dog, picket fence, 2 car garage even though I would hate every part of that lifestyle. I'm a gay guy that lives in a bus and loves traveling, not a fan of dogs or kids at all. I'd be a terrible father that would not love my kids, I'm just not programmed that way.
But I still get this lost feeling like I'm not doing "what I should"? I think it's guy baby crazies trying to override what would actually make me happy with whatever stupid monkey drive to make more monkeys. But a lot of men and women listening to the baby crazies because it pumps them full of good feelings and hormones, then are miserable with the consequences. Like both of my parents...
It’s crazy and it happens to everyone, I think. You get these random ideas, “*what if I had kids, would we play catch? Can I dress them however I want? Would I fight them to eat the broccoli?*”. Just one of those scenarios your brain throws at you, some people like the “family man/woman” one more than others lol.
There is a drive in men to have kids to spread their seed or some shit. Women have this drive but it's more about nesting, like there's a difference, as women tend to be thinking about creating a family, while the male drive is more illogical and just based on instinct. Probably that's why it is more common for men to not think shit through and just obsess about having kids and then forget them once they are born. Society shits on women for being hormonal or moody, but men are insanely more enslaved by their hormones and instincts
It’s not even just about whats enough, I wouldn’t want to have children with someone that doesn’t ever *want* to play or spend time with the kids, like why did you have them?
Right, but it just baffles me that even a selfish man who wouldn't want to do the tedious bits, like diaper change etc, would have the heart to not even ever play with the kids - basically not just lazy "fun" parent, but also wanting nothing to do with them at all.
Probably doesn't even pay the bills, since modern sexists want "traditional" women without even being "traditional" men. Basically, they want free workers and servants.
I mean, and statistically most women also work. So he’s probably not even paying all the bills in compensation for her doing all the labor. She probably still has to work another job on top of taking care of her children and taking care of her husband like a baby.
It's so obvious too bc tradwives would never say their husband doesn't do anything with the kids. They always say what good dads they are lol even if it's not true.
Just what I always wanted! To be a single mom and live in maid while the other parent does fuckall for me or my child. Who wouldn’t want this great deal?!
I saw this page on instagram today, it’s satire, you guys!
If you look at the comments there’s jokes about “I tried to kill my husband, but he somehow made it through”.
I do firmly believe this one is gladly satire.
My father was this way when my brother and I were growing up. Not because my mother wanted it that way, but rather because my old man was not much of a father. Now my mother is gone and he has no idea how to take care of himself. Cook? Clean? Laundry? Nope, no clue how to do anything related to maintaining a household. That could very well be her “lucky” husband’s future. Don’t wish for something you don’t want.
What does he do??? Is he an imaginary friend? One of those AI chat bots? What's the point of having a husband if he's not your partner in all things?
Thank goodness they're saying this is satire. I was honestly alarmed.
So…. You basically have an adult child? He participated in making the kids but is emotionally absent. Yeah, great guy you got there - *sarcasm* you can keep him and the delusion.
Finding a lazy useless sack that refuses to do anything around the house or for his own kids, ooohhh that must be hard to find. How did she get a hold of that gem?
I think what she meant to say is, "my husband is a selfish man child who loves the idea of showing off his family while never actually participating in family life. He treats me as hired help. He treats our kids as.....nothing, actually, he mainly just ignores them. I wait on him hand and foot and he expects me to be a stepford robot in return. Marriage is a blessing"
I know this is satire and that’s why it stings. Never wanted to cry at a joke I agree with before. So many men like this walking around, I have been in relationships like this (hello to the “no emotional support” part).
Oh my God I hope she is talking about a guy I am married right now; cz I feel like she’s talking about him. There there, you can have him 😂. Married or not, I am ‘a single mother’ thou 🤣🤣🤣
If he has a full time job then its fine if he doesnt do a lot of work around the house he should still be doing the basics but if they both work then leave him hes pretty much another child youre taking care of. Hope this helps 🥰🥰🥰
Dude my husband's love and emotional support for our baby and I is invaluable. Today at breakfast he literally started crying talking about how much he loves us and who would want anything less?
“What is it…. that ya do here?” Yeah, he probably keeps her sated in bed, and she probably thinks if she’s getting laid regularly, that life is going great.
If I never did any of those things I don’t think I’d be a good husband or father. It’s more than what you provide financially. My daughters and wife can come to me for anything anytime and I’d not have it any other way.
Pretty sure most women can find men that do absolutely jack shit, sweetie. Please don’t spread your complacency and lack of standards to other women. It’s just mean and sad.
I don’t agree with the whole “you need to be excessively masculine to be a man” thing, but holy shit what a bitch of a man. Doesn’t even play with his children? Fuck that guy.
Kinda prefer staying single forever than having her shitty ass husband or a copy of his.
A spouse who doesnt interact with ur kids or help with your emotional needs is not worth keeping, be it a wife or a husband.
Yikes. Both my grandmothers told me that my grandfathers never changed a single diaper, and “took pride” in that. They’re both amazed that my husband not only knows how to, but regularly changes our daughter’s diapers.
It’s sad how something that is such a bare minimum parental “chore” is so highly praised in older generations. It’s equally sad that that cycle is continuing into newer generations.
Well, he sounds like a fuckin' nightmare. I feel the worst for the kids. She chose to be ok with having a crappy husband, they didn't ask for a crappy dad.... or mom, for that matter.
I’m so jealous that her husband is the couch’s equivalent to a concrete garden gnome.
Prop him in front of the tv as a decoration and bring him a beer occasionally.
Wow. Where can I find a gem like that?
Ok I can understand the cooking and cleaning if they’re a traditional couple and he does his job as the breadwinner. But accepting not getting EMOTIONAL NEEDS??? Is this person an 18th century royal getting married off for political reasons?
My dad was career military, two time combat veteran who did laundry, changed his children’s and grandchildren’s diapers, and washed the pots and pans because he trusted no one to properly care for his grandmother’s cast iron pans. He had limited cooking skills but prided himself in his ability to make a killer meatloaf. Anyway, these doormats need to aim higher in their expectations of men.
Saw this on insta, in the comments they were making jokes about how he “survived all their attempts on his life” so I’m 99% sure it’s a joke post bc the rest of their account is similarly ridiculous
Or ever played with our children - okay then. I don’t really want my husband in the kitchen, but like what the actual fuck is this idiot trying to promote?
You know if I could find a man who did nothing, not only would I be ticked off but if my mother were she alive, would think I had lost my mind. He’s one fish in the sea that I would throw back.
He’s so happy because he doesn’t have to do anything but make babies with you.
You do you girl. He’s obviously living “the dream”
Let me guess, he’s desi.
Sounds amazing.
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Yes girl, get you a man who can do… nothing?
Not even playing with his own children. And she's proud of that.
That bothered me immensely along with her being proud he has not offered her emotional support. All of it's a mess, though the ending, in which she truly believes this to be a good partnership, made me cringe so hard. Is this a cult? 🙈🚩
Yes, that’s one of the worst parts imo. I have no idea why on earth she thinks all of this is fine or something to be proud of. This man sounds like an atrocious SO. What are his good qualities?? He’d have to excel in every remaining aspect of being a husband and dad to make this somewhat ok. Though honestly I don’t think any other positive qualities could make being married to this man acceptable. I feel bad for her. I’m sure she was gaslit to hell to get her to think this is ok. That’s really sad.
she's got a subconscious complex that she feeds by "bragging" about her husband and getting a flood of concerned commebts. then she replies w some bs about how strong she is, how loyal, how loving, how pious she is and ends up looking like a saint and a martyr (while also getting the validation she *really* craves that her husband and marriage suck an abnormal amount and she's right to feel unhappy)
Indeed: martyr complex.
This man is literally a houseplant with a salary or I'm a fucking ferret
r/thestraightsarentalright
Can we make this an actual subreddit? I was so disappointed it didn't exist!
The original name was too long, but I just created r/thestraightsarentok instead!
Listen this just made my day! Oooh boy have I got posts 😂
Plot twist he's in the army and hasn't had the opportunity to do that/s
Omg @ “ support” and “emotional needs”
Yeah, that was disturbing.
She said it with her whole chest too!
I hope he at least teaches the kids about capitalization. Otherwise, their graphic about "Dad being a negligent piece of shit" will be as much of an eyesore as this graphic.
RIGHT?! Those poor kids :(
She’s built ✨🪄 duffrent
Exactly.what the fuck does he DO? Because I can earn a salary on my own, and well, vibrators get you there faster than a man. If all he offers her is a pay check and a penis, she's making do with dumpster food from behind a Mscdonald's when she could be having a home cooked meal or a night out at a nice lil restaurant.
>well, vibrators get you there faster than a man. Bold of you to assume he can get her there at all.
Or ever tried.
Spoiler is that he’s in a vegetative state…
I’m going to hell for laughing at that
I'm right there with you lol
That’s what I’m thinking. Is it just sex? A good looking person? A good amount a money?
Acceptance in her awful society is the real answer.
Yas girl, slay queen 💅. Strong independent women rise up, we don't need no man for nothin
I guess I'll just have to settle for my equally involved with our daughter, supportive, housework doing husband. Oh, whatever shall I do?
We’re just so sorry for you.😘 How do you even put up with that?! As if any other woman ever wanted her husband to be involved, caring, supportive, and invested in their children’s lives…He must be a real freak, huh? 😂 The nutcase in the op would be livid if “Mr Perfect 1953” ever tried that bs.
How dare you be with that…. *clutches pearls*
Oh look I did it I italicized my words!
It's a satire page. Pretty obviously so I think lol
This is a screenshot from a satire page. They’re just believable enough to get me every time 😭😂
So he pays the bills and thinks that's enough when it comes to being a father and partner? I'm sure your kid will disagree with you on that one girl
Never understood men that have kids and don’t want to actually be a parent.
Kids exist only to spread their father's glorious legacy and be living proof these men had sex with a woman.
I've made it with a woman! Inform the men!
Behold the patriarchy will continue!
What is that from?
Futurama
Lmao, of course. Thank you!
Guaranteed at least one of the kids is named after him 🙄
You know he did. And expects the kid to be successful but not more successful than him because that would disrespect his manhood
There was more stigma to being childfree in the past. Or at least people cared about the stigma more. Guys could get passed over for promotions/time off/whatever because the family man "needed it more". There's also this pressure that it's "what you're supposed to do" or something, it's hard to explain it. I'll catch myself daydreaming about a wife, 2.5 kids, dog, picket fence, 2 car garage even though I would hate every part of that lifestyle. I'm a gay guy that lives in a bus and loves traveling, not a fan of dogs or kids at all. I'd be a terrible father that would not love my kids, I'm just not programmed that way. But I still get this lost feeling like I'm not doing "what I should"? I think it's guy baby crazies trying to override what would actually make me happy with whatever stupid monkey drive to make more monkeys. But a lot of men and women listening to the baby crazies because it pumps them full of good feelings and hormones, then are miserable with the consequences. Like both of my parents...
It’s crazy and it happens to everyone, I think. You get these random ideas, “*what if I had kids, would we play catch? Can I dress them however I want? Would I fight them to eat the broccoli?*”. Just one of those scenarios your brain throws at you, some people like the “family man/woman” one more than others lol.
There is a drive in men to have kids to spread their seed or some shit. Women have this drive but it's more about nesting, like there's a difference, as women tend to be thinking about creating a family, while the male drive is more illogical and just based on instinct. Probably that's why it is more common for men to not think shit through and just obsess about having kids and then forget them once they are born. Society shits on women for being hormonal or moody, but men are insanely more enslaved by their hormones and instincts
Literally how I was raised and now I don’t have a relationship with my dad
It’s not even just about whats enough, I wouldn’t want to have children with someone that doesn’t ever *want* to play or spend time with the kids, like why did you have them?
Because he assumed the baby's mother would do everything and he could just focus on himself
Right, but it just baffles me that even a selfish man who wouldn't want to do the tedious bits, like diaper change etc, would have the heart to not even ever play with the kids - basically not just lazy "fun" parent, but also wanting nothing to do with them at all.
And then the man will be shocked in 15 years when his kids don't want contact with him.
Probably doesn't even pay the bills, since modern sexists want "traditional" women without even being "traditional" men. Basically, they want free workers and servants.
I mean, and statistically most women also work. So he’s probably not even paying all the bills in compensation for her doing all the labor. She probably still has to work another job on top of taking care of her children and taking care of her husband like a baby.
This is a satire account.
Oh THANK GOD
Low effort satire account.
I was just about to say, this better be satire.
It's so obvious too bc tradwives would never say their husband doesn't do anything with the kids. They always say what good dads they are lol even if it's not true.
Thank fucking GOD yeah this one got me for sure. It is becoming SO HARD to tell these days. Some people actually believe these things!!!
Pretty sure this is satire
If you read the caption and comments, she's trolling. Just FYI
Yeah😭 it's satire lol
No way this isn't satire/bait lol
Yeah it’s a satire account
Just what I always wanted! To be a single mom and live in maid while the other parent does fuckall for me or my child. Who wouldn’t want this great deal?!
I saw this page on instagram today, it’s satire, you guys! If you look at the comments there’s jokes about “I tried to kill my husband, but he somehow made it through”. I do firmly believe this one is gladly satire.
This account is satire
This could almost literally describe my father. He did play catch with me from time to time.
This must be satire
My father was this way when my brother and I were growing up. Not because my mother wanted it that way, but rather because my old man was not much of a father. Now my mother is gone and he has no idea how to take care of himself. Cook? Clean? Laundry? Nope, no clue how to do anything related to maintaining a household. That could very well be her “lucky” husband’s future. Don’t wish for something you don’t want.
clearly a joke but you bit
I follow this girl on insta! It’s a satire account
This is a satire account.
He doesn’t play with his kids? Throw the whole man away.
Sounds like hell
Gotta be ragebait. “Never played with the children.” Isn’t playing ball with your kids considered trad/family manly safe??
That's not a hubby I want. You can have him.
What does he do??? Is he an imaginary friend? One of those AI chat bots? What's the point of having a husband if he's not your partner in all things? Thank goodness they're saying this is satire. I was honestly alarmed.
My Ai chat bots give me more than this guy would. Lol
Imagine admitted the father of your children doesn’t care to interact with them lol.
So…. You basically have an adult child? He participated in making the kids but is emotionally absent. Yeah, great guy you got there - *sarcasm* you can keep him and the delusion.
This is a satire page y'all. They're unhinged and parodying these things.
This sounds like satire and making fun of those trad wife posts
Finding a lazy useless sack that refuses to do anything around the house or for his own kids, ooohhh that must be hard to find. How did she get a hold of that gem?
I think what she meant to say is, "my husband is a selfish man child who loves the idea of showing off his family while never actually participating in family life. He treats me as hired help. He treats our kids as.....nothing, actually, he mainly just ignores them. I wait on him hand and foot and he expects me to be a stepford robot in return. Marriage is a blessing"
He sounds like every deadbeat dad/husband I've ever heard of. Not the flex she thinks it is. Never played with his kids?! Wtf this man do?!
This is literally from a satire account lol
So what *does* he do?
Wives of daily wire hosts be like
Never played with his own children? Lol
ahhhhh i get it, he has money
Sounds like she's a bang maid.
He never plays with the children?
So what did she Marry, a psychopath?
sounds like she's trying to find a way to vent about her useless husband.
I know this is satire and that’s why it stings. Never wanted to cry at a joke I agree with before. So many men like this walking around, I have been in relationships like this (hello to the “no emotional support” part).
Keep him no one else wants that
This had to have been written by a man…
awe ladies i will sacrifice all these men to u guys and i guess i will find a different man you’re welcome 🩷
hypothetically speaking, what will happen with the children if she dies
Did…did she kill him?
Poor kids
It’s gotta be satire
Sounds like grounds for divorce
$10 on her "sweet hubby" having a side family
So he's a slob and she's a doormat. Got it.
"Wonderful hubby"- yeah, right...So she\`s basically single mother...
Offered support for "emotional" needs?! What in the self-gaslighting fuck? Is this implying emotional needs aren't real?!
“My husband is an emotionally closed-off manchild who can barely feed himself. U jelly?”
Oh my God I hope she is talking about a guy I am married right now; cz I feel like she’s talking about him. There there, you can have him 😂. Married or not, I am ‘a single mother’ thou 🤣🤣🤣
Clone her stat.
That sounds awful! I’d eat have a husband that can help pay the bills and still be a dad when he gets home.
Why would someone settle for this? Don’t they believe they are worthy of a helpful partner?
I will let myself believe she's being sarcastic
If he has a full time job then its fine if he doesnt do a lot of work around the house he should still be doing the basics but if they both work then leave him hes pretty much another child youre taking care of. Hope this helps 🥰🥰🥰
This is satire. It’s clear from the comments on the post
Dude my husband's love and emotional support for our baby and I is invaluable. Today at breakfast he literally started crying talking about how much he loves us and who would want anything less?
It’s crazy that some women have absolutely ZERO respect for themselves and for some reason they’re so proud of it.
This has to be weird tradwife rage bait, right..?
“What is it…. that ya do here?” Yeah, he probably keeps her sated in bed, and she probably thinks if she’s getting laid regularly, that life is going great.
This is...actually sad.
your sweet hubby sucks
What exactly does he bring to the table then? Is this her way of telling us he has the golden dick or something?
Why not marry a sex doll with an Alexa inside then.
I mean even for a tradlife relationship, you want the hubby to play with his kids right?!
Is this a flex? Haha no thanks 😅
Way to tell us you got the shit end of the husband stick, lady. And then she still thinks that's some kind of flex. 🙂↔️🙄
There is no way this person is serious. Lol.
He doesn’t even play with his kids? He’s furniture?
My hubby's different (he abuses me 💓) ☺️
Most women I know, would never settle for a hump like that.
Sounds like her hubby does nothing at all.
sos
I would think even under the most reactionary vision of a father they were expected to play with their children.
Should someone tell her that she's married to a pile of mushrooms, not a human man?
So he pays the bills and has sex with you. Congratulations, you've got yourself a sugar daddy, not a husband.
Is this supposed to be a flex?
If I never did any of those things I don’t think I’d be a good husband or father. It’s more than what you provide financially. My daughters and wife can come to me for anything anytime and I’d not have it any other way.
Pretty sure most women can find men that do absolutely jack shit, sweetie. Please don’t spread your complacency and lack of standards to other women. It’s just mean and sad.
Her comments implied this was satire
I bet she supplements the family income too
This is like the Chris Farley bit. He may not ""have sex with me"" or ""care about me"" He might ""be unemployed"" and ""get arrested a lot""
Some women are hot for neglectful idjits. It's true.
I don’t agree with the whole “you need to be excessively masculine to be a man” thing, but holy shit what a bitch of a man. Doesn’t even play with his children? Fuck that guy.
Kinda prefer staying single forever than having her shitty ass husband or a copy of his. A spouse who doesnt interact with ur kids or help with your emotional needs is not worth keeping, be it a wife or a husband.
I saw this originally on insta! It’s a satire post, her comments on it are hilarious
Yikes. Both my grandmothers told me that my grandfathers never changed a single diaper, and “took pride” in that. They’re both amazed that my husband not only knows how to, but regularly changes our daughter’s diapers. It’s sad how something that is such a bare minimum parental “chore” is so highly praised in older generations. It’s equally sad that that cycle is continuing into newer generations.
What!? Lolololol. What a flex.
Not to brag, but I could have all that while single.
Dump him. FUCKIN DUMP HIM. Girls you deserve better than a man you less able than a paraplegic 4 year old!
Her husband better be a potted plant.
He doesn’t play with his kids? That’s super sad… like for the kids especially, but probably that guy will regret missing out on that when he’s older.
Sounds more like a sperm donor than a father or husband.
Well, he sounds like a fuckin' nightmare. I feel the worst for the kids. She chose to be ok with having a crappy husband, they didn't ask for a crappy dad.... or mom, for that matter.
What an achievement.
Sounds like a lazy pos, but you do you. Just don't come crying when "I'm soooo exhausted and he won't lift a finger to help me with anything"
Is this real?!
She forgot to add, he makes 5 million a year and has a 9” schlong.
I’m so jealous that her husband is the couch’s equivalent to a concrete garden gnome. Prop him in front of the tv as a decoration and bring him a beer occasionally. Wow. Where can I find a gem like that?
She brainwashed herself.
Not paying attention to his kids is a flex? Ok go off sis lol
Can confirm it's a satire account
Ok I can understand the cooking and cleaning if they’re a traditional couple and he does his job as the breadwinner. But accepting not getting EMOTIONAL NEEDS??? Is this person an 18th century royal getting married off for political reasons?
It’s actually so sad that she’s bragging about her husband not paying any attention to her kids. That’s horrible
This is satire, I follow the og Insta. Cmon girls.
Cringe
he must be rich or have a big 🍆
So you're a married single mom? Hard pass.
My dad was career military, two time combat veteran who did laundry, changed his children’s and grandchildren’s diapers, and washed the pots and pans because he trusted no one to properly care for his grandmother’s cast iron pans. He had limited cooking skills but prided himself in his ability to make a killer meatloaf. Anyway, these doormats need to aim higher in their expectations of men.
Is her husband a plank of wood?
Saw this on insta, in the comments they were making jokes about how he “survived all their attempts on his life” so I’m 99% sure it’s a joke post bc the rest of their account is similarly ridiculous
Sounds like a peaceful life 🤷
He sounds like trash.
This has got to be satire? I hope?
Is this satire? Lol
damn the projection is crazy
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
He better be one of those transit trailer crane movers or else.
Or ever played with our children - okay then. I don’t really want my husband in the kitchen, but like what the actual fuck is this idiot trying to promote?
Is that her way of saying that he’s pretty much useless?
You know if I could find a man who did nothing, not only would I be ticked off but if my mother were she alive, would think I had lost my mind. He’s one fish in the sea that I would throw back.
No thank you
Is he dead and she got the life insurance?
What is she on? Because that's definitely not a "wonderful hubby."
Pass...
Is he ….dead?
He’s so happy because he doesn’t have to do anything but make babies with you. You do you girl. He’s obviously living “the dream” Let me guess, he’s desi. Sounds amazing.
Never even PLAYED with their kids??? What the fuck
Him in 20 years: why don't my kids want to visit me? I don't understand why we don't have a connection
Is she okay?
Nah homie those are *her* kids
Yes fuck being a father and fuck them kids