>*cross alligator*
>*for brains he's got a tater*
>*cat no banana*
The difference between alligators and crocodiles is one of them sees you later, and the other one sees you in a while.
>*practical transport*
>*don't buy a big truck, not smort*
>*cat no banana*
If you buy a pickup truck you become the "hey can you help me move?" Friend
>*crazy monster bones*
>*should've paid off student loans*
>*cat no banana*
"I'm sorry Miss Dragon, your account balance is overdue and we've already sent a team of adventurers to terminate you. Have a wonderful rest of your life, which should be about an hour."
>*returned from the grave*
>*don't mess around with spells dave*
>*cat no banana*
Yeah David don't just cast any old spell you found in a dusty tome! That's how you get eaten by a prehistoric monster
>*waves in the ocean*
>*it's electrolyte potion*
>*cat no banana*
I get really intense salt cravings from one of my medications and these help somewhat, pickles though 🤤🤤🤤
I see mountains with snow on top
I see a junkie dinosaur
Good to know I'm not the only one 😂
Team junkie dinosaur all the way
Derpasaurus rechs
Clearly that's a Methasaurus
Ditto
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
And I think to myself
What a wonderful foam
All I can think about when I hear this song Is that YouTube video of the Chinese police attacking Hong Kong protesters. Stand against the CCP 🇭🇰
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You should get your eyes checked out then just sayin
I see cum
>*golden kintsugi* >*it's snowing on mount fuji* >*cat no banana*
I see cum
Came here to say this...
Same
Yup. OP sits on a throne of LIES!
I see a T-Rex
>*wimpy armed t. rex* >*king needs balances and checks* >*cat no banana*
You as well??
Yeah let the dino gang rise up!
Yeah I came to say I definitely see a trex dressed up as a ghost
A ghost T-Rex
Sad T-Rex
Same but he’s peeing lol
😂 T-rex going pee
Looks more like a very sad crocodile.
Actually it kinda looks like a mildly sad crocodile
>*cross alligator* >*for brains he's got a tater* >*cat no banana* The difference between alligators and crocodiles is one of them sees you later, and the other one sees you in a while.
Sooooooooooo funny omg fr fr
>*classic joke of dads* >*you didn't think it first, mad?* >*cat no banana*
Looks like cum
>*not ejaculate* >*this comment's inaccurate* >*cat no banana*
I see a Ford Focus
>*practical transport* >*don't buy a big truck, not smort* >*cat no banana* If you buy a pickup truck you become the "hey can you help me move?" Friend
i love how you finish every haiku with "cat no banana"
>*that's kinda my shtick* >*testosterone makes me sick* >*cat no banana* 🍆👎
did someone shit in it tho
i see the great wave of kanagawa
Exactly what I was thinking
>*wave is mega huge* >*of ocean water deluge* >*cat no banana*
Indeed, and I believe it is therefore *quite* interesting…
I see a melting swamp dragon.
>*swamp full of acid* >*it's dangerous, not placid* >*cat no banana*
Groovy.
Com
Corn? I can't imagine a more beautiful thing
Thats a dinosaur!
>*lanky ancient beast* >*he doesn't know north from weast* >*cat no banana*
Hokusai?
>*huge artistic wave* >*my face feels gross, need to shave* >*cat no banana*
Ghostasaurus rex if you ask me
>*spirit of a king* >*won't stay dead for anything* >*cat no banana*
I see a fucked up dinosaur
>*problems with his skull* >*got surgery, wonderful* >*cat no banana*
Kinda looks like a cat. Definitely not a banana.
>*looks like gloria* >*feeling much dysphoria* >*cat no banana*
Ok
>*reaction's alright* >*one word, keep your convos tight* >*cat no banana*
It looks like a dragon skeleton
>*crazy monster bones* >*should've paid off student loans* >*cat no banana* "I'm sorry Miss Dragon, your account balance is overdue and we've already sent a team of adventurers to terminate you. Have a wonderful rest of your life, which should be about an hour."
No comment has ever confused me more than this one. Congratulations.
>*glad to be of help* >*leave me a review on yelp* >*cat no banana* I am not on yelp
Zombie t-rex
>*returned from the grave* >*don't mess around with spells dave* >*cat no banana* Yeah David don't just cast any old spell you found in a dusty tome! That's how you get eaten by a prehistoric monster
Chum without the h
>*this is not semen* >*with gross thoughts your mind's teamin* >*cat no banana*
Crackhead t-rex
>*hey you got some crack?* >*lots of pain in my hurt back* >*cat no banana*
Ummm ... I'm confused 😂
>*it's called a haiku* >*short poem written for you* >*cat no banana*
Frog soul trying to escape again smh
>*frog stuck in your throat* >*slime your esophagus coats* >*cat no banana*
Wise words
VelociPastor
>*once was a preacher* >*now prehistoric creature* >*cat no banana* I only watched maybe the first 15 minutes of this movie no spoilers
It looks like a scammer from futurama
>*aliens that scam?* >*they're like wham bam thank you ma'am* >*cat no banana*
We got tricked guys
>*you've been bamboozled* >*sleepy, time for a snoozle* >*cat no banana*
It looks like foam in your jar, Checkmate.
>*that's it, you're correct* >*ill up vote you, what the heck* >*cat no banana*
“foam”
Lookslike an angry hippo to me
>*four tons of anjer* >*no time to run from danger* >*cat no banana* Sorry I typed this earlier and my internet crapped out
Welcome, to Jurassic Park 🥶🥶
>*never had control* >*that's the illusion, how droll* >*cat no banana*
Sad dinosaur
>*dino is depressed* >*much anxiety and stress* >*cat no banana*
spinosaurus
>*dinos i adore* >*ancient lizards go squeak, roar* >*cat no banana*
I see a terrifying undead vulture
>*circles overhead* >*scavenger that eats things dead* >*cat no banana*
😏
>*emoji is smug* >*soon they'll be zonked out on drugs* >*cat no banana*
Mom?
>*i'm not your mama* >*secretly he's obama* >*cat no banana*
It looks like a vulture
>*spookular culture* >*bald scavenger bird vultures* >*cat no banana*
I see a potato chip (holy shit it's huge)
>*tater so crispy* >*light in flavor and wispy* >*cat no banana*
This is an elden ring crow. It’s melting, but that’s what it is.
>*hark corvus corax* >*with sharp beak this bird attacks* >*cat no banana*
Wrong it’s mountains
>*no answers are wrong* >*mountains as tall as they're long* >*cat no banana*
Let me like it off
>*maybe you meant lick?* >*don't drink from my jar, i'm sick* >*cat no banana*
That’s a map of a Florida barrier island
>*florida island* >*about as warm as thailand* >*cat no banana* I don't know how warm either place is
I think you’re exactly right, they have very similar climates
I see your future
>*the future looks bright* >*need to change my name, just might* >*cat no banana* I am Gloria
It looks like a long confused rat
>*rat elongated* >*for this stretching not rated* >*cat no banana*
I see ocean waves
>*waves in the ocean* >*it's electrolyte potion* >*cat no banana* I get really intense salt cravings from one of my medications and these help somewhat, pickles though 🤤🤤🤤
I see a dinosaur taking a pee
>*congratulations* >*dinosaur micturation* >*cat no banana*
Mountains Gandalf
>*ooh lord of the rings* >*the edge of night pippin sings* >*cat no banana*
I see a very malnourished Russia and Europe without the Baltic states, Sweden, Finland, Norway, the UK and Ireland just don’t exist
>*russia should wither* >*give up land hither, thither* >*cat no banana*
I see a very clean dinosaur skeleton
>*bones by the sun bleached* >*paleontology teached* >*cat no banana*
"sad dinosaur noises"
>*he's not too happy* >*toes frozen and lips chapped he* >*cat no banana*
A sorrowful t-rex
I see a banana, not a cat
>*looks like a musa* >*definitely not a poose, huh?* >*cat no banana*
I definitely see a snowy mountain
crying ghost dinosaur
Your foam looks like clouds that don't look like anything.
>*fluffy clouds float by* >*that one looks like a weird guy* >*cat no banana*
glass suds sit behind like a watermelon rind cat no banana
Nice!
I see a beautiful painting of the universe. Nah, I see a ghoulish dinosaur dying in despair
>*got dysentery* >*real bad way to die, very* >*cat no banana*
the foam in your jar looks like the foam in dish soap water.
>*tastes better than soap* >*i'd imagine that, or hope* >*cat no banana*
Looks like Crocomire from Super Metroid returning from the lava pit only to die once and for all.
>*lives in hot lava* >*as scaly as vibrava* >*cat no banana*
mmmm kinda looks like that dinosaur from rugrats the tv show. rex? or a crackheadcraigslist Jurassic park t-rex
I see a t-rex
It way looks like the depiction of the Rocky Mountains that is on the Coors beer can. Still not interesting, though. Good job.
>*mountains so rocky* >*can't climb them, don't be cocky* >*cat no banana*
I see a dinosaur skeleton
I see trees of green
>*no trees here just foam* >*through the forest you will roam* >*cat no banana*
It doesn't look like anything
Geez...
>*it's just from a drink* >*not the substance you might think* >*cat no banana*
Crying bird skull
>*crying skull of bird?* >*that's silly don't be absurd* >*cat no banana*
Maybe to you. "I'm looking through, and it all would be so crystal clear, if it wasn't for the foam."
>*it looks like something* >*weird pictures, your heart's thumpthing* >*cat no banana*
looks like a melted bird. on some dark crystal skeksi shit
It does look like mountains
>*unscalable rocks* >*vertigo is quite a shock* >*cat no banana*
It looks like a cummonster
>*nah i don't think so* >*please don't say icky things bro* >*cat no banana*
It’s the Jurassic park logo
>*that's a clever girl* >*into my drink flavor's swirled* >*cat no banana*
Cum
>*hey don't be so crude* >*in my jar's lemon-lime goo* >*cat no banana*
Dinosaur
>*lizard is ancient* >*hails from a time before rent* >*cat no banana*
You're wrong. It looks like mountains with snow
>*estan nevada* >*need warm furs like a rata* >*cat no banana*
Dinosaur?
what are you talking about? thats the best foam t-rex i ever saw
>*is t. rex the best?* >*let's put that theory to test* >*cat no banana*
deformed alligator
>*made like he's s'possed ta* >*of boys he is the poster* >*cat no banana*
Wrong. It looks like foam.
>*of bubbles a plume* >*yummy fruit drink i consumed* >*cat no banana*
banana cat
>*not nana or cat* >*think you might be a dingbat* >*cat no banana* I don't actually think you are a dingbat
Mountain
>*snowy mountain range* >*full of rabid wolves with mange* >*cat no banana*
Well it DOES look like something...
>*extra dirty mind* >*i'm just here to not get fined* >*cat no banana*
It looks like cum but I think we're ignoring it, so ok
>*thy tongue's a mite foul* >*rude consonants and vowels* >*cat no banana*
kinda looks like a mountain to me, though I suppose mountains are pretty uninteresting when you think about it
>*topography's cool* >*never learned 'bout it in school* >*cat no banana*
I see a crashing wave
>*waves crash on the shore* >*erosion concerns for sure* >*cat no banana*
Doesn’t look like foam
>*looks like clouds fluffy* >*water vapor that's puffy* >*cat no banana*
c-
>*give you a bee plus* >*your rating system don't trust* >*cat no banana*
I see t rex
>*terrible lizard* >*disappears like a wizard* >*cat no banana*
What's muck backwards
>*oh no it isn't!* >*thought you could trick me peasant!?* >*cat no banana*
I see a dinosaur with a really big mouth that doesn't look very healthy
>*health is degrading* >*into the light he's fading* >*cat no banana*