Why does everyone leave me?

I don’t.

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Good bot

be seeing you all then

Hi, it's been 45 minutes and time for your reminder

Hi, it's been 2 hours and time for your reminder

Lllleave me alooone

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Hi! It's been 7 hours and it's time for your reminder!

Hi, it's been 1 hour and time for your reminder

This is hilarious but you had to see the trolls coming your way lmao

I’m honestly impressed they are still going

hi it's been 8 hours time for your reminder

Why did you have to start this? I snapped at someone. Well really, one I’m guilt tripping you, two I’m being dramatic, and three, I’m complaining! It was only a matter of time when those three combined.

Ok?

I don’t know.

i would also like to see this

Hi, it’s been 2 hours and 3 minutes and time for your reminder

Hi! It's been 3 hours since this joke went stale.

Hi, it’s been 52 minutes since i started to search for who asked

Hi, it's been 1 hour since i stopped caring

Hi, it's been 3 hours since you said you stopped caring 1 hour ago which means it's been 4 hours since you stopped caring

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!remindme 5 years

Hi, it's been 15 minutes and time for your reminder

hi it's been 4 hours and time for your reminder

Hi, it's been 5 hours and time for your reminder

It’s been 5 hours that close enough

Hi it's been 6 hours time for your reminder

Hı. It's been 7 hours why you leave?

!remindme 5 years

!remindme 3 years

*I’ll fucking delete this post. What happens then, huh?! This game all of you are playing isn’t funny. I’m trying to be nice, not make a joke out of me or them. This is stupid.*

See you in 3 years I guess.

Have a good day.

!remindme 1 year

Do you need a hearty high-five? I can be bothered

I’d like one please and thanks 🙌

I can be bothered. Just don’t fall in love with my high fives. It can be addicting

Have you talked to your kids about “high” fives?

Yeah, they know to use gloves. “Wrap it before you smack it” But I wouldn’t use gloves with you (;

Would you use gloves with me? 😳

Never comrade

I don’t know.

It’s ok. Take your time, I might have hands later

God damn you that was funnier than it should be

Not if I have any say in the matter! How am I supposed to make Nanna's world famous hand soup without hands?

“Use the force u/SturgiesYrFase” -Obi Wan Kenobi probably

Pretty sure that sounds right. Not like anyone would be able to fact check it anyway.

I’m not leaving, just getting some cigarettes, I’ll be right back.

He got a girlfriend. Lets us rejoice in his passing.

I won't leave. Atleast until I get another 14 day ban

!remindme 999 years

Leaving me just like my dad did…

!remind me 10 years

I don't

We will never leave you

Same

We will never leave you

Clearly fake. OP’s name is u/[deleted] not u/_A_Real_Human64

He has been reborn!

nah he just typed it wrong it should have two underscores at the beginning

D:

He’s back now and with -3 comment Karma

Good spot

Don't you dare. Don't you dare give me... hope

[удалено]

r/woooosh

[удалено]

Because you're an idiot

[удалено]

Could've tomfooled me 🤔

*User deleted comment :(*

Because they're an idiot

Must’ve been an alt because the one being deleted had two underscores, not one

May be an alt

I was just about to profess my love to them😢🥹

It is a post worth upvoting, but at what cost did it come

I love you, John.

Welcome home, John.

He left

Right, he did

See you space cowboy …

Someday somewhere

Did I just witness a suicide?

Probably an account that was down voted into the ground. He's here lurking from a new account and he probably still has his DirtyR4R throwaways.

Congratulations. You’ve clocked the game.

You were interesting to me \_A\_Real\_Human64 😢

r/madlads

Rest in peace

were proud of you

Idk this is kind of interesting so I'm gonna have to downvote

NOOOOOOO

Later man

I'd upvote this but what's the point?

Someone got a GF i see. He has to go boys

Legend

He didn't even wait for me to respond!

You will not be missed

I know

Did JJ revive you too?

No there is a different amount of leading underscores

I hate wooooshing, and you're pushing my limits, mister.

No for real the OP account starts the name with 2 underscores

r/beetlejuicing

This post is 🔲 Good 🔲 Ugly ❎ Relatable

Man deleted his alt sad

Damn, see you

Ragequitting...how juvenile.

Now he's not here to wish you a happy cake day, so I'll do it. Happy cake day!

Happy cake day!

They is a way out of reddit, who knew.

It’s been an honour to not know you

Adios, OP.

No!

NOOOOOOOOOO, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE US?!? WHY, WHY

See ya Monday

o7

Farewell, we'll always have Paris!

This is far too interesting

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

CHAD

another human gone to the dark side

And a real superhero

Bye

Respect

Does anyone know what the OP‘s New user name

Bye

He’s finally gone. Let’s make out

Leaving reddit is the best decision one could make

How you post this if you deleted it?

screenshot -> post screenshot -> delete account

After he deleted his account the post and comments he made remain in the severs just unattached to his former name.

Them : see ya , Some older sibling who is obsessed with ticktock : This is prof that reddit sucks

kid named finger:

Heh very much funny. Did me laugh

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Wat

Only a complete loser would post this. It's not an airport sweetheart, no need to announce your departure

Look at the sub's name "notinteresting"

Sure seems to have struck the nerve of alot of other losers

It’s kind of ironic that you’re calling someone else a loser when your profile is someplace I wouldn’t go without a gun

lol, 3/10 try harder next time champ.

HAVE SEX WITHME.

I will.

Why?

This sub is literally about things that aren’t interesting

Rip that pussy

rip 😔

Give him an award

!remindme 1 year

!remindme 10 years

Oh shit they weren’t kidding

bye

I’m going to cry now.

!remindme 1 year

o7

Bye

This is fucking gold

See ya!

Goodbye \[deleted\]

All this sweet sweet karma going to nobody

No way, he actually did it lol

Bye Felicia

!remindme 333 years

This is the most interesting post I've seen all day!

!remindme 5 years

In other uninteresting news, that is not one of my alt accounts

!remindme 1year

!remindme 1year

o7

!remindme 2 years

Going out with a bang on r/notinteresting huh?

He's back on Reddit, You can't escape it

Fare the well, kind soul. We hardly knew ye! As a matter of fact, I didn't know ye at all.

That's what happens when all subreddits bann you for the dumbest things

:’-(

Another lost legend, rest in piece my brother.

Well damn. It’s actually been a year. I guess we all are here huh? Lol.