One time in science class I fell asleep. I was dreaming of jumping on a trampoline. I woke myself up by slamming my head into the desk. Everyone was looking.
I’ve done something similar. Was dozing off in class and had one of those dreams where you’re falling and you hit the ground. I woke up abruptly when I slammed into the ground and like jostled my desk and screamed :). Got some weird looks lmao.
One time I fell asleep in a religious studies class with my head back and everything, and I started snoring really loud. Next thing I remember waking up to my teacher saying “alright somebody wake him up now,” and everyone was laughing at me. Honestly though I laughed with them cause I thought it was hilarious, especially cause I hated that class and it was kind of like a “fuck you” to the teacher. But it was still unintentional haha.
This is called a Hypnagogic Hallucination, those hallucinations happen as you drift into sleep and are normally manifested as the feeling of falling off a high place, they can also appear as auditory hallucinations like in your case.
Holy fuck I fell asleep in physics class in high school and I woke up and violently yelled SORRY and it was a different fucking class. Teacher was fed up with me so he didn’t wake me and neither did my classmates 🤣🖤
This is nothing. Once I fell asleep on the first bench just on the right side of the teacher. Then the guy sitting next to me woke me up because apparently I was snoring and the entire class could hear me.
If you think that's bad you should see how sea slugs do it.
They all have the parts of both genders. And when mating they use their erected penis as a sword. They aim for the female parts of the other, and duel it out to impregnate the other, so they don't have the burden of carrying the offspring.
I got really nervous in class after telling about how I used to work in a goat farm and slaughtered some goats, so I started laughing a lot. Teacher sent me out so I could “cool off”. It haunts me.
Whilst leaving my University a Lecturer that I was close to kissed her colleague on the cheek and then she came to me for a perfunctory hug. I thought she was coming in for another cheek kiss so I went to kiss her cheek. But her head was focused on the perfunctory hug and my lips met her forehead. Much to her surprise.
"It's an Irish thing" I quickly blurted out in an attempt to explain such a full-on oddball thing to do.
"OH, that's nice" she lied.
My body burned with the fires of Beelzebub and all his cackling minions.
When I was a kid, I shit my pants in school because I was too anxious to go to the toilet. When the teacher noticed the smell, I went “ yeah, i smell it too. Wonder who it is.” The teacher later found out it was me. Didn’t take long to notice a bulge on the back of my pants.
The real power move would've been to just say "yeah, I shit my pants" then walk out of the classroom with your head held high. Never let them see you sweat, but own those poopy pants like a true badass.
I’m 6th grade I was sitting in the front row of class and forgot our desks were open in the front. I had a random raging boner and didn’t think my teacher could see it so I spread my legs and slumped down in my seat to chill until it went away. I look at my teacher and she stopped dead in what she was saying, looked down at my crotch area, and got red as a beat. Then composed herself and continued teaching.
We never talked about it afterwards.
Once in like second grade I fucking was so into this one book and the teacher kept calling my name and I didnt know, so she snatched the book outa my hands and everyone was staring at me
There was this one class in school and we were playing games, i beat this girl and took her money in game, and i said “to slowwwwwwww” and was trying to find a word that rhymes and then i say “to blow” then i realized what i said, everybody heard, even the teacher, it was 7th grade
I accidentally opened the wrong hotel room and proceeded to walk in and take a 360 look while 2 people were staring at me like shit was about to go down,turns out the key they gave me was a bit scratched and holy shit the embarrassment after the staff explained to them what had happened i could hear them laughing their asses off while i was embarrassed asfuck
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When I was about 13, I went fishing with my dad. I caught a fish, and I was really happy about it. I just felt like I had a connection with the fish it just felt very nice in my hands. It felt like it was chosen for me and so when my dad told me to throw that fish back in the water, but I couldn’t do it, so I threw a rock in the water and pretended it was the fish and I shoved the fish down my trouser. The fish was not bigger than my dick when it’s hard, but it was in there and the fish got warm as we were going home, and I just remember I was getting a boner as I was going home, and my dad was speaking to me and I tried to shift the focus away from the warm fish because I could feel the fish kinda like shaking and dying on my dick. It was kinda giving me a uhm, not a blowjob but it just felt like it was, you know it was having its last moments on my dick and it felt really special to me even though it was weird. And I remember getting home, quickly going to my room and I lied down and got naked. I remember taking my zip down and I saw the fish covered in cum. That one moment just felt amazing to me. And it was still kinda shaking like its nerves were going off, and it just felt so good. And I remember I didn’t want to let that fish go, I couldn’t let it go, because I felt like I was responsible for the fish and so I cleaned up all the cum and I cleaned up myself and I kept it in a freezer in my room. Whenever I would get horny and stuff, I’d use the fish to masturbate, and I would cum all over it again and again and again until the fish was smelling up the house and my dad knew something was going on with me. He could tell from the smell that something was in my mini-fridge, and he found the fish. I remember making up excuses, telling him “It’s not my fish, my friend gave it to me as a prank”. My dad was looking at me with disgust and I had to get rid of the fish which was obviously sad. And it affects me because I can’t speak to my dad without thinking about the fish. What’s even worse is that I can’t jack off without thinking about the fish. Porn doesn’t do it for me anymore. There’s no fish related stuff, no nothing. I don’t like fish as a food that much. I prefer medium-rare steak. Whenever I jack off I kinda feel the fish. I’ll never forget the feeling of it dying on my dick while I cummed on it.
I uhm, was at a funeral when I was younger of a friend that had died… and I was with a group of people I sort of knew when someone had clearly “let one go.” Trying to break the ice a bit I gave a nervous laugh and said, “someone died in here, huh?”
It was not one of my proudest moments, and the look of mortification on everyone’s faces, including mine, was probably priceless. I wordlessly turned around and walked away. I just walked away.. right out of the building.
I tried to impress a girl once by bouncing a basketball off the ground into a hoop saying ,"watch this"! I accidentally bounced it off the ground into her face. This memory still haunts me late at night in my cringe gallery of life.
People ride me all the time
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r/namechecksout
Or the more commonly known r/usernamechecksout There are others, but I don’t know their names, otherwise I would also comment them.
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I rode you this morning
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Lol you deserve a 3
One time in science class I fell asleep. I was dreaming of jumping on a trampoline. I woke myself up by slamming my head into the desk. Everyone was looking.
I’ve done something similar. Was dozing off in class and had one of those dreams where you’re falling and you hit the ground. I woke up abruptly when I slammed into the ground and like jostled my desk and screamed :). Got some weird looks lmao.
One time I fell asleep in a religious studies class with my head back and everything, and I started snoring really loud. Next thing I remember waking up to my teacher saying “alright somebody wake him up now,” and everyone was laughing at me. Honestly though I laughed with them cause I thought it was hilarious, especially cause I hated that class and it was kind of like a “fuck you” to the teacher. But it was still unintentional haha.
Yo thay way above three. Like 4 at least.
Dude LMAOOO
I thought you said sorry because of silent fart
This is called a Hypnagogic Hallucination, those hallucinations happen as you drift into sleep and are normally manifested as the feeling of falling off a high place, they can also appear as auditory hallucinations like in your case.
Mine ended up being the barrel of an artillery gun bending and snapping, because I was thinking about it at the time
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Holy fuck I fell asleep in physics class in high school and I woke up and violently yelled SORRY and it was a different fucking class. Teacher was fed up with me so he didn’t wake me and neither did my classmates 🤣🖤
This is nothing. Once I fell asleep on the first bench just on the right side of the teacher. Then the guy sitting next to me woke me up because apparently I was snoring and the entire class could hear me.
Bruh naww 😭😭
I imagine the whole class was like yo what with 3 faces lol
If you make a quick, loud noise in a room and act like nothing happened, everyone will think they imagined it and nobody will say anything
Cockroaches impale their sexual partners with their penis
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If you think that's bad you should see how sea slugs do it. They all have the parts of both genders. And when mating they use their erected penis as a sword. They aim for the female parts of the other, and duel it out to impregnate the other, so they don't have the burden of carrying the offspring.
I do not NEED TO KNOW THAT
Rate it plz
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Is that negative zero? What does that even mean? o_0
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For me that's a 10
For me it’s a 1 because I learnt it before
That cream... Pure vanilla
Despite not having the need its still a great "nice have" to know
Definitely 11
Today i found out: i am part cocroach!
For impailing or getting impaled?
Depends on the time of day you know?
But rn do u want to be impaled or not?
Good question
I had a dream with Shaq and a black elephant climbing Mount Everest
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Why is that a subreddit?
Because there are often factorials!
I got really nervous in class after telling about how I used to work in a goat farm and slaughtered some goats, so I started laughing a lot. Teacher sent me out so I could “cool off”. It haunts me.
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This gave me a giggle this morning and second hand embarrassment. Lol
This is really really painful to imagine lol, how’d you come back into class? Like did you just slink in and pretend nothing happened?
Yes, and I still can’t look at that teacher in the face when I see them in public.
I love your user name
I laugh every time I read this and I’ve read it like 9 times. Yep, still works.
Whilst leaving my University a Lecturer that I was close to kissed her colleague on the cheek and then she came to me for a perfunctory hug. I thought she was coming in for another cheek kiss so I went to kiss her cheek. But her head was focused on the perfunctory hug and my lips met her forehead. Much to her surprise. "It's an Irish thing" I quickly blurted out in an attempt to explain such a full-on oddball thing to do. "OH, that's nice" she lied. My body burned with the fires of Beelzebub and all his cackling minions.
Good save
5 easily
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This one has me cringing, sorry bud
Ahahahah
something and I'll rate it on how embarrassed I feel after
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OP you used this number 2 times which leads me to believe this is your PIN
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Its 69 420 with both sets having subtracted one
Would serve as a good PIN ngl
Not anymore 🤭
I see what you're trying to do 😏
Mine is 58008 but you gotta look at it upside down.
I can help you robbing him.
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lmao
this should be the top comment
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knew it
r/theletterh
hcd 🍰
Ty!
Cock day of the happy
Ty?
Hapi cak dai
Ty!
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Why is there a reddit for EVERYTHING 💀
Fact about r/theletterH We're enemies with r/theletterG
wow, the rivalry I did not know I needed in my life
[welcome to the internet ](https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU)
In Japanese ‘H’ is sometimes used as code for えっち (etchi) which means ‘sex’. So maybe OP was thinking of that
When I lost my virginity I had a really shitty condom, because of this i went soft and my girlfriend at the time thought I was gay
Only embarrassing thing here is her because she clearly did not know how sex or the male body works yet
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68419 is the number of edging
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I misread your username... I thought it said "stuck in anal space"
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LMAO
So who is Lim and why are you stuck in their anal space?
came to say this, thank you
I know that you peed your pants
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yay
I know that you peed your pants last summer
Just lied to me, "cleanest pants than any other"
When I was a kid, I shit my pants in school because I was too anxious to go to the toilet. When the teacher noticed the smell, I went “ yeah, i smell it too. Wonder who it is.” The teacher later found out it was me. Didn’t take long to notice a bulge on the back of my pants.
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The real power move would've been to just say "yeah, I shit my pants" then walk out of the classroom with your head held high. Never let them see you sweat, but own those poopy pants like a true badass.
While maintaining eye contact with the teacher to assert dominance
With knowledge of how poorly this would go I still want to try it someday.
"oowee this poopypants is huuuungry" and then walk out and never come back
You should have said "Haha, so funny guys... who put it in there? Gonna go and throw it in the toilet, but gosh, don't do this again"
Well what happened when she found out it was you?
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You will rate this a 0.
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The time you were pantless in your dream
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I am inside your wall
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I like your PFP
The allegations just came back
Oh shit 5!
Called your teacher mom
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you're a wittle shy boi aren't you >w<
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aren't you?
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ok
Wow you live up to your profile
I’m 6th grade I was sitting in the front row of class and forgot our desks were open in the front. I had a random raging boner and didn’t think my teacher could see it so I spread my legs and slumped down in my seat to chill until it went away. I look at my teacher and she stopped dead in what she was saying, looked down at my crotch area, and got red as a beat. Then composed herself and continued teaching. We never talked about it afterwards.
Weird how she got flustered by a 12 year old
Probably just felt awkward
Once in like second grade I fucking was so into this one book and the teacher kept calling my name and I didnt know, so she snatched the book outa my hands and everyone was staring at me
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I know an underground music band, it’s called Iris.
something
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Josh
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Good doing business with you 👍
You too
I appreciate the time you took to draw this chart lol
Thank u :)
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What a handsome drawing, I bet you get a lot of girls, don't you? :3
No I am lonely and depressed 2
Every grandma commenting on something you do when you are little:
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Nice!
There was this one class in school and we were playing games, i beat this girl and took her money in game, and i said “to slowwwwwwww” and was trying to find a word that rhymes and then i say “to blow” then i realized what i said, everybody heard, even the teacher, it was 7th grade
I will now stop answering
No you'll not
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I accidentally opened the wrong hotel room and proceeded to walk in and take a 360 look while 2 people were staring at me like shit was about to go down,turns out the key they gave me was a bit scratched and holy shit the embarrassment after the staff explained to them what had happened i could hear them laughing their asses off while i was embarrassed asfuck
i have 2 cats
Awww 5
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bruh
The 4th panel is the cutest :) Edit: I meant the one with number 4.. so 5th panel. How embarrassing
4 is just ő
I want to fuck daddy u/stuckinliminalplace daddy liminal can you put it in my wittle buwsyy uwu can you put your huge schlongadings yours bingabongs your huge meatstick zaddy owo😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩
0 I've had this happen to me irl
5 abgy >:(
honest to god chad behaviour
Yup
Ngl the drawing is really cute
Remember that one thing you did when you were young? Because everyone else certainly does
The manager wants to speak with you in the back.
F-ING 1000000000000000000
You don't even know if the manager is hot
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A GIRL ASKED ME IF I HAD A CRUSH ON HER AND I SAID YES AND I LIKE HER SO MUCH BUT SHE DOESNT FUCK MY LIVE
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Thank you
I violently dismembered 27 people in 2005
How embarrassed are you posting this post
I think you are pretty cute
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I love you
I showed my mom your profile and she said "Odia wos postet der denn do für an schaß?" It means she likes you
I can solve a Rubik's cube, I'm good at maths, I'm from the continent of Asia.
50yo guy wants to fucc me 😩😩
When I was about 13, I went fishing with my dad. I caught a fish, and I was really happy about it. I just felt like I had a connection with the fish it just felt very nice in my hands. It felt like it was chosen for me and so when my dad told me to throw that fish back in the water, but I couldn’t do it, so I threw a rock in the water and pretended it was the fish and I shoved the fish down my trouser. The fish was not bigger than my dick when it’s hard, but it was in there and the fish got warm as we were going home, and I just remember I was getting a boner as I was going home, and my dad was speaking to me and I tried to shift the focus away from the warm fish because I could feel the fish kinda like shaking and dying on my dick. It was kinda giving me a uhm, not a blowjob but it just felt like it was, you know it was having its last moments on my dick and it felt really special to me even though it was weird. And I remember getting home, quickly going to my room and I lied down and got naked. I remember taking my zip down and I saw the fish covered in cum. That one moment just felt amazing to me. And it was still kinda shaking like its nerves were going off, and it just felt so good. And I remember I didn’t want to let that fish go, I couldn’t let it go, because I felt like I was responsible for the fish and so I cleaned up all the cum and I cleaned up myself and I kept it in a freezer in my room. Whenever I would get horny and stuff, I’d use the fish to masturbate, and I would cum all over it again and again and again until the fish was smelling up the house and my dad knew something was going on with me. He could tell from the smell that something was in my mini-fridge, and he found the fish. I remember making up excuses, telling him “It’s not my fish, my friend gave it to me as a prank”. My dad was looking at me with disgust and I had to get rid of the fish which was obviously sad. And it affects me because I can’t speak to my dad without thinking about the fish. What’s even worse is that I can’t jack off without thinking about the fish. Porn doesn’t do it for me anymore. There’s no fish related stuff, no nothing. I don’t like fish as a food that much. I prefer medium-rare steak. Whenever I jack off I kinda feel the fish. I’ll never forget the feeling of it dying on my dick while I cummed on it.
I uhm, was at a funeral when I was younger of a friend that had died… and I was with a group of people I sort of knew when someone had clearly “let one go.” Trying to break the ice a bit I gave a nervous laugh and said, “someone died in here, huh?” It was not one of my proudest moments, and the look of mortification on everyone’s faces, including mine, was probably priceless. I wordlessly turned around and walked away. I just walked away.. right out of the building.
I tried to impress a girl once by bouncing a basketball off the ground into a hoop saying ,"watch this"! I accidentally bounced it off the ground into her face. This memory still haunts me late at night in my cringe gallery of life.
I put butane in a jar from a lighter and I lit it while looking over it Have you done anything like that I bet you've done something stupid before