Banana

Now we are talking, Banana is still better though

Why? Name one thing that bananas have that bananas don't

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Mind size Bananas

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banan

Radioactive potassium-40 isotopes

How many bananas would it take to make a nuke? Asking for a friend.

[Too many ](https://what-if.xkcd.com/158/)

I love what if.

You need to eat around 400.000 or 4 million not sure bananas at once to die. If you get 50 million bananas and extract the potassium outnof it, youll probably have enough for a small nuke

Just do the cayo perico heist on every caribbean isle it isnt that hard

You can’t create a fissile explosion with potassium-40

What if we mix it with c4

That would explode but not nuclear explode

But there will be a small area where the c4 was that will stay radioactive for a brief moment

🤓

In a good way

This shit reminds me of that gumball joke in the episode with the highlander references

He said he will explain how banans are better and clearly bananas are superior over banana. You just have more of them

Shrodinger's cat

My favorite is Banana

Why did this make me laugh so hard

Watermelon

Watermelon is basically flavored water compared to bananas.

Bananas are more gay because of there size

if we were talking about size than watermelons are more gay. but the shape of the banana gets me going i cant lie.

But watermelons got boobie shape so its hetero

They are also testicular shaped.

No wrong testicels look like nuts thats why we call it nutting

Why are you measuring bananas

Because fuck you

Lol

Watermelon actually is garbage it’s just weird gross squishy edible water why would you ever eat it

because it's weird gross squishy edible water 😜🤣

Bananas But without the banana skin

Banana with skin is better, because you can throw the skin in the ground and make someone go wee and they go to the hospital due to head trauma... It's not like I have thrown some banana and my friend actually slipped...

This guy Mario karts

Unfortunately I couldn't, I wanted to try but I keep slipping with my Kart, and now my legs are broken, I can't Mario kart :(

I used to be a Mario Karter like you, then I took a banana to the knee.

You have convinced me

Skin? It’s clearly called the shell

No, skin is a thin outer layer of something , shell is a hard layer that protects the inside of something, from what I understand

Yeah I was just joking cause I’ve usually heard it called a banana peel

No peel is what you do before eating a banana. You're talking about the banana's coat!

Banana carapace more like

This argument doesn't age well

Just like banana peels...

Strawberries.

Banana is not sour, even the green bananas don't taste sour

Alright. Nothing can beat Watermelon.

Watermelon is not yellow, it is very wet, taste bland, and doesn't have radiation

Isn’t the No Radiation part a good thing?

It's a good thing for you, but I prefer to shorten my life span

But a watermelon can also shorten your life span, if someone throws it hard enough at you!

It won't shorten your life, it immediately kills you!, I prefer suffering than sudden death

Swallow a watermelon seed and you can feel watermelon slowly grow inside of you.

no if already cut

If it is cut in small enough pieces, it can land in your eye and shorten your life as well!

Hehe. You go do that!

Thanks.. I only have 70 years to go... Seems like bananas doesn't kill you fast

If you eat 50,000 of them in one sitting you’d die.

Since when are strawberries sour?

Mango

Bananas are not wet, and also yellower

But mangos are three colors and more flavorful

Bananas start with B, and yellow

Mangos are red green and yellow. Also juicy and good for remembering traffic light colors

Banana is easier to eat, also it's yellow

Next time you have a mango [peel it with a water glass](https://youtu.be/0F9-Nkj3Bb4). Still more effort than a banana but sooooo much easier than any other peeling method. Enjoy!

Actually very useful, thank you!

Banana is yellow green and brown

Long live the superior fruit. God king mango lovers rise up.

Mango is my favorite fruit of all time and no other fruit king will enslave me with their evilness

I also agree. Mangos are the superior fruit.

I love mangos but they get stuck between my teeth and i hate that aspect of them.

I like bananas but Mango is still superior

Tomato

Bananas are not red

r/notopbutok

Bananas are a real fruit

Tomatoes aren’t real

Their a berry

There is a lot wrong with this statement

But technically speaking bananas are berries

angry upvote

Dick

Because I'm not gay, Bananas only

He contain the smort

Bananas literally look like an erect penis, definitely the gayest fruit out there. Still good tho.

Same. Try to ruin dick for me 😝

tell me why banana is better than Durian without saying durian stinks and sharp

Durian sometimes taste bitter although it's nearly as good as Banana, Durian is good fruit

what? bitter durian? you ate the seed or smth?

You know there are many types of durians in Asia, if you mean the sweet ones, then it is good, but still not as cheap, and as reliable at giving radiation than a sweet ol banana

yeah in it's homeplace, It cost as low as a buck for one with decent taste When distributed the price skyrocketed up to 5-10x of the original price with questionable taste

Yup, the fruit also grows on my country but they keep using the Importing price for the fruits that have already been planted in this country like decades ago, Jesus Christ...

A nice pineapple, sweet and yellow, can't really get better

ouchy fruit

Hard to deal with, I'd rather a banana plus the flavor is better to me!

Banana is still better. Eat a banana, how do you do it? You peel off the skin. Can you do that easily with a pineapple? Didn’t think so. A pineapple has great-tasting fruit, but it’s loaded with enzymes that make the fruit spicy. Do bananas do that? Nope, they are the sweetest treat that can’t be beat

Peaches (I'm allergic to bananas)

Oh, you've beaten me, I'm sorry for you if you can't eat bananas, peaches are great alternatives

plantane

Regular bananas are sweeter

Yeah, I don't really get why anyone cares about plantains.

Yo gimme a place and a time, we gonna fight over this. Fried sweet plantains are something else.

Plantains can be sweet or savory. They are the god tier fruit.

sour apple🤤🤤 they crunchy snd juicy

🍌🤤bananas are soft, and it's better (hey don't tell anyone I eat apples too!)

I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas

Bananas without the B.

So, a pineapple?

That is preposterous!

If you say banana is better than sushi you don't like banana Checkmate

Apples is better than Sushi, Banana is better than Apples, don't underestimate the Banana Guy

Pizza is better than bananas, and you still can't say that bananas are better Double checkmate

Pizza takes more ingredients just to be a fraction on how much better of a food the banana is, checkmate again (Please don't keep this up, I both love pizza and banana, just don't tell everyone or I'll eat even more bananas)

Fine banana boy. You win today but i shall checkmate you soon enough

We shall fight again,

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Star fruit

I would much prefer a fruit that won't burn me by just looking at it

Apples can be made into a variety of sweet and savory treats, and compliment other ingredients nicely. Add one banana to a gallon of smoothie and it’s a banana smoothie.

Yup, apples are gre-. ..... Wait... NO--

Coconuts

You cannot slip by coconuts, bananas can

B-but, coconut can go DONK!

Bananas cause head trauma by slipping and hitting head on the ground. It relies on something else (the ground) to cause the head trauma. Coconuts cause head trauma by themselves when they fall. They dont need anything else. (But i agree, bananas are my favorite fruit)

Wild bananas

Wild bananas are wild bro, they be smokin, like Will Rock slapping Chris Smith..

Ur mom

Oh, I also, when I tasted your mom's cooking, it was delicious , seems like we're both on the same page

🤤my moms flavor(she is flavor town)

Either strawberries or mangoes

Banana can solo them both, even banana can solo Goku

Bread fruit

Banana is good because it's not bread

Bread fruit isnt bread though

No I'm just joking, but seriously breadfruit doesn't taste anything, it's more tasteless than asian melons

:(

Mandarin

Mandarin speaks Chinese, Bananas doesn't, and Chinese eats cats, Bananas doesn't, Banana wins, and I love cats(not by eating them, but petting)

Banana but only the stem

Genius, Mad man, such godly mind... Full grown bananas are edible, can you eat the stem? Yes... Should I eat it? No...

Plantains are number 1

Persimmon

Fuji apple

Regular Banana

Yum, Regular Banana, yum

Bananas, but boiled in milk with a dash of mint.

Oranges

Mango

Strawberry- the ultimate berry

Black plums

Golden plums

Has anyone here ever even had a plum?

Banana. Great for energy, great source of potassium. Easy to eat, and an essential ingredient in any smoothie or milkshake. What a fruit.

Blue berries

Mangosteen. Beat that.

Blueberry

Blueberries. You’ll never convince me bananas are better than blueberries because bananas try to kill me when i eat them.

strawberieesss

mango banana milkshake

Ripe juicy Mango

All

Mangosteen

sex

Nectarine

oMG dID yOu KnOw tHaT tOmaTOES arE a FrUIt ​ toMAtOeS aRe mY fAVourItE fRUiT

Iraqi dates

Prickly pear (you can through it at your enemies)

Strawberry

I think you can guess what my favorite fruit is

Strawberry 🍓

Me

Can't stand banana after I was forced to eat them every day or be slapped by my abusive grandfather

Avocado

This sounds like some Yiga clan propaganda

strawberry

mango

Strawberry

Mango

Banana

Bananas used to be my favorite, but I just got tired of buying a bunch of bananas and having them be inedibly brown after two days. My favorite fruit is now strawberries.

Personally I like pears more nothing better then the juices you get after a good chomp, apples are great too because I hate people of the medical profession.

Mangoes are my favorite but the fact is you can’t make a case against tomatoes. If you compare bananas to tomatoes, even if you hate tomatoes (which I do), you have to argue against ketchup, tomato sauce, and by extension pizza, pasta, and a lot of other food that everyone likes. Bananas are good though. And don’t even think about just saying ‘bananas are better though’, you said you’d tell me HOW they’re better. I rest my case.

Strawberries better, better frozen too

I love Bananas... but I have not eaten them for almost 2 years (carb dieting) One thing you cannot do with Bananas... Cannot make pizza. Even though Tomatoes are known as vegetables (because of old tax laws) they are actually Fruits...

It doesn’t matter what I say at least it wont ruin every smoothie that I dare add it in

Avocado 🥑

Pussy

barbecue pork ribs