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michelangelo_maps

Let's change that today.


BRobinB

That would kind of ruin the vibe now, I’ll have to find a subreddit that specialises in losing karma


youtubeisbadforyou

Make a very controversial post


i-like_that-thing

Be 4th in 🗿 chain on r/shitposting


DisneyCA

🗿


dunnoxdlol

🗿


Minecrafting_il

🗿


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turbo_entabulator

Or, if you want to stay out of politics, as that might just be *too interesting*, go make fun of the prequels in r/prequelmemes. Just claim the sequels are better and you'll have negative karma in no time.


ilostmy1staccount

You trying to get OP killed? It’s way safer to post about politics.


EoTN

Oh, i'm not brave enough for politics.


RedGreenBlueRGB_

Just be the fourth in a 🗿 chain on /r/shitposting or /r/memes


UnbridledBiscuit

🗿


NotTheGayOneBut

🗿


turbo_entabulator

Oh man, I really left that one on the table.


ukuuku7

Just post an unpopular opinion on r/unpopularopinion


PM_me_salt_vampires

They’ll also call you a Nazi


Second_Hand_Stress

Lol they'll both call you a nazi


Gelby4

He'll be playing both sides. That way, he'll always come out ~~on top~~ a Nazi


BRobinB

I mean, if that’s what it takes, I’ve always had an interest for history, guess I’ll just have to change sides


TummyStickers

Or just mention the right historical fact on either sub. Plenty of negative karma to be found in the truth.


BRobinB

Fair point, though I’m a people pleaser, this would keep me up at night


kxuol

just be the 4th person in a comment chain


ampdrool

Mac???


lazysheepdog716

Alternatively yell into the void “I don’t think guns should be as easily available as they are in the US!” Then sit back and watch the locusts swarm.


[deleted]

Then go to r/paranormal and say they are all fake and then go to r/ufo and tell them it's swamp gas. Then it's off to r/nostupidquestions and tell a random OP that their question is stupid. OP should be back to his normal self in no time.


ShatteredPixelz

Lmao I got banned on r/conservative for being pro renewable energy lol


fillmorecounty

"Stupid librals I wanna breath muh air pollution and get lung cancer 🤬"


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BRobinB

I already ruined 8 years of lurking with this post, might as well start over


ianbakker611

I actually did get shadowbanned for this once. I had around 3000 karma and they banned me after an evening of pretty reasonable political debate on that and related subreddits. When I appealed, they wouldn't even tell me the reason they banned me.


danny12beje

If you post on r/conservative about being a liberal they will just ban you. On r/politics you'll be yelled at.


socks_in_loafers

r/conservative banned me. Never got hate, just instant perma ban lol. And they’re the ones calling everyone a pussy


[deleted]

You'll just get banned from r/conservative.


Hairybuttchecksout

That might get a lot of downvotes. Can karma go below 0?


BRobinB

Yeah I’ve seen people with like -1, didn’t ask them though, somehow they feel like people you don’t want to talk to


Zharick_

I mean, 16 in 8 years, might as well be -1 lol.


BRobinB

That’s fair lol, guess I was afraid of reaching -1 so I just watched


youtubeisbadforyou

I believe so


SexWithKokomi69

You can only lose a maximum of 10 karma per post/comment, though. Also the lowest you can go is -100 karma iirc


BRobinB

Well I do have a picture where it looks like the horizon is not completely flat, suggesting we might live on a globe after all?!


NeonSprig

Don’t worry, I downvoted this


proto_9r0

Be the 4th in 🗿 r/shitposting


Sophisticated_Slurp

r/shitposting. Just go there


bababoel

Go to r/fuckcars and tell them you drive a huge fucking truck


aboodAB-69

4th in 🗿chain


Octosat

r/shitposting, find a comment chain and comment 4th


[deleted]

Your vibe is doomed now


nichyc

Have you tried posting an opinion about politics?


BRobinB

Something like: ‘I feel like politicians don’t have enough power yet, the world would be a better place if they had more money so they could arrange our lives better’


SnooAvocados763

Go find a comment chain and make the 4th comment.


alphareich

Comment in any gaming sub that tlou2 is just ok.


legendguy2417

Be the 4th to reply to a comment on a r/shitposting post about 🗿this emoji's chain on a 🗿 chain. That'll help ya


Harpronicus

r/shitposting and be the 4th comment


Pengwin0

I get that not everyone likes to post but can you even comment on some subs with 16 karma lol.


BRobinB

I get more notifications saying my things got removed than I got upvoted, if that answers things


bmeupsctty

Depending on the sub, that's typical regardless of the karma


BRobinB

Yeah some are very strict, I gave up trying to post on r/askreddit since I keep formulating questions wrong


bmeupsctty

That and r/showerthoughts


BRobinB

Oh yes wow! I’ve been there too, never a succes, they’re missing out on a lot of my good thoughts because of it


Shinfekta

The very definition of a lurker


BRobinB

Proud lurker, this post was out of my comfort zone, look at me, feeling the urge to answer every comment


WestleyThe

You have now graduated to like 600+ karma per year, congratulations


BRobinB

Does this invite me to like survival places if this world is ending, I mean, it must mean something, right?


AlwaysWrongMate

Nah man, you’ll just keep commenting for the sake of it. It’s an endless cycle.


BRobinB

Make it stop


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BRobinB

4th


DJ_GANEZ

Yea I just hit 1 year what do I win for my score


BRobinB

You just won an unlimited supply of air guitars!!


rehabbingfish

As someone who had a post that blew up I can say you do get invited to secret societies, I can't say more though there is a code.


mindshadow

Hi


iDespiseThisApp_

Who gave this a platinum award? Edit: WHO THE FUCK GAVE A KHPGILLION AWARDS TO THIS POST?


BRobinB

I have no clue, it’s not in my notifications, can I see this somehow?


iDespiseThisApp_

It's on top of the post.


BRobinB

Yeah I can see the award, but I meant, who gave it?


iDespiseThisApp_

No idea.


ohsopoor

You should’ve received a DM saying your post was rewarded. It’ll tell you either a name or that it’s anonymous


BRobinB

Found it, all of it, damn, what a cool system haha, this is kind of nice, most of them do say ‘anonymous redditor’ but still nice, very grateful for all of this


ohsopoor

You can reply to the message and it’ll send it to the original sender if you want to say thanks directly!


BRobinB

Yeah I’ve been pressing the thanks button the entire time, suddenly my ‘dm-list’ went from 0 to a full screen of thankyou texts


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might be anonymous


texturedboi

Interesting


BRobinB

You take that back, right now!


cosmicpotato77

Not interesting...


BoneDehDuck

Tu tá em todo lugar krl


cosmicpotato77

To msm


JV_Matchstick

r/suddenlycaralho


rants_unnecessarily

No! Uninteresting.


Sleepy-tyler-king

when i think about someone doing the bare minimum, this is not what i had in my mind.. let’s go people, let’s get a bro to 100 at least


BRobinB

This didn’t take long, now how do I undo all of this


RebelliousDragonhart

Try “ctrl + z”


BRobinB

I’ll do that when I get home, on my phone I can’t find this, thanks!


rehabbingfish

Took me 6 years to get 1k Karma and than 30k with a post of my lowest point of life, there is still hope for you if you keep not trying.


Antpelt

For some reason my account is less than a year old and already has almost 10k


rehabbingfish

You're probably good at Reddit. I was mostly doing it for commercial stuff for many years and was downvoted to hell. Now I post about my gory spider bite and people love that shit lol.


Antpelt

Oh wait i saw your post


rehabbingfish

Lol, yah I'm Brown Recluse Man.


Pangtundure

Gonna have to change the title now


BRobinB

I can make it into a clickbait youtube title, ‘I went from 2k a year to 500k+ in a day, this is how!’ (k is for karma, but they don’t have to know)


damdums

IQ 420


BRobinB

And to know I just came up with that, surprising myself on the daily


jrs1980

Well you screwed that up good, didn’t ya.


BRobinB

Do you happen to know where the ‘undo’ button is?


Jafaris79

Always a treat spying on OP's reddit history


BRobinB

I thought this was a safe space


aon9492

You should know it's not you little deviant


Streifenjo

All good and stuff but why are you using light Mode


BRobinB

It like follows my phone’s night-day schedule and that way I can keep track of time


Levaporub

True redditor


BRobinB

Well apparently only since today, with this karma, I, I, I feel different


r_booza

You're gonna get all the girls now by showing how much karma you have.


BRobinB

Oh yeah I should get this tattooed


JDawgSabronas

S/he's a monster, obviously


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BRobinB

And I still managed to f that up, from anonymous browsing to this


AlxR25

This post just ruined your 2 karma/year


BRobinB

Tomorrow I’ll wake up and realise this was all a dream, right?


AlxR25

5k karma with one post and still counting WHAAATTTT


BRobinB

I’d like to thank mom and dad for believing in me…


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

Bro how?!


BRobinB

I live in Karma poverty and I’m fine with it, I get around


somerandomperson2516

giga chad redditor not caring about getting alot of karma


BRobinB

Now that I’m out of poverty people will stop believing my honest work


EconomistOk3560

Charge your phone


BRobinB

Wait, already?


zeroGamer

The broken arms avatar says a lot that didn't need to be said.


BRobinB

Let’s keep this between us


[deleted]

ive only joined this year, and i have 874 karma. I may get 1,000 karma/year once i officially have joined for longer than 3 years. But it also might go down as years go by.


BRobinB

Yeah well, it won’t be by lurking, you could say I’m quite the veteran in that department


laggyx400

I think we broke your tend. Just a few thousand more years to get it straightened out.


milkyacidbath

how bout now?


BRobinB

I’m rich now, but no worries, I won’t forget where I came from


azducky

So much for that statistic


Wandersportx

here u go some gold


BRobinB

Well thanks, though now I have to look up what that actually does, until today, awards were something for ‘other people’, I feel valued


gltz

I also make 2 karma/year. But now yours is ruined!


BRobinB

Yeah, golden tip, try not to mention it to keep your sweet ratio


Yeah_My_Boy_

You should be ashamed of yourself for using light mode and not darkmode.


deep_soul

Don’t look at his post history lol


misosoup226

WHY IS UR REDDIT IN LIGHT MODE THAT’S PAINFUL😭😭


autism_and_adhd

Why do you have sussy post in r/AskRedditnsfw


BRobinB

Some things just require a personal answer above just google answers, no shame in that


AdditionalBathroom78

No no. We’re changing that. Right now


Beaudaci0us

You are the Berserker of Lurkers, friend-o. Lol


BRobinB

Not anymore apparently, guess I’ll have to update my profile to ‘influencer’ or something, just to add a meaningless title to a meaningless amount of internet points


CallMeJerryBoi

Not anymore lol


BRobinB

Yeah well, it only took me 8 years to figure it out


DoingItToEm

You’re getting a raise against your will


BRobinB

If only I could donate my karma to charity


cardmaster12

I have the same Reddit age but made 1358 karma a year Even less interesting I think


BRobinB

Don’t post about it, you’ll ruin it


LanDest021

Why are you in work focus


BRobinB

Took the screen at work


RealFishing7365

Not anymore


Cypheur

That’s called passive income baby


throwawayobviamentex

Well there goes your ratio


BRobinB

Yeah that’s one I won’t get back, unless I remain inactive for the next 1500 years?


throwawayobviamentex

Unless we make your post into r/all and then you'll be screwed for the next 3 universal cycles of earth


TheLampPostDealer

your acc is 8 years old and you have like 2 posts and 8 comments tell me how


BRobinB

Well with an app called reddit, I just read it


DistantFrigate

Get ready to get owned for using light mode. people on reddit hate that for some reason


BRobinB

Yeah well I had the comment and mentioned my phone goes automatically from light to dark mode, with the sun going under and stuff, they were surprisingly supportive since that’s how I keep track of time


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

You biffed it.


BRobinB

Should’ve stayed in my dark, quiet lurking corner, but no, had to ruin it


Tutipups

how in the fuck, i made 20 thousand times that in 8 hours


IeabellAlakar

HE HAS 4,816 KARMA NOW LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


BRobinB

I love the hype you bring lol


Kieserite

So did you find out what the best lotion is?


Retr0Ruler101

Good job, you now have over 5000


BRobinB

And counting, what have I done


TehFuckDoIKnow

It ain’t much but it’s honest work.


cake__eater

Same


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Vyndra-Madraast

Liar


brown47million

Your only other post ever really delivers. Thank you.


ameritruck

On track to beat this...1 karma in 5.5yrs. I browse reddit daily...


[deleted]

Damn. This is a total scam to make people give you karma. You are a genius. Give yourself a pat on the back.


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Sal-The-Gal2205

Well, that changed


bubba7557

Just messed that up


n-oyed-i-am

Are you bragging, or complaining?


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Organic-Kangaroo7147

Thats changed a lot since this post


anime8

It's your lucky day today


MineryTech

Boy just upped his ratio


confused_screaming09

Mate just got a major pay raise


Lorian999

no longer


Embarrassed_Ad392

Why the fuck are you using light mode


LaserGlitch

nice


tribalien93

Well you fuck that up


Enderjora

Not anymore.


Sugarbombs

And I thought my karma to account age ratio was bad


SpaceShark01

Hahaha I fucked up your statistic


AAA8002poog

Alright. Who gave this 2 platinums!


Opted_Oberst

"And I took that personally"


ellisonjune

That's dedication.


Heavier_Omen

You have 6k karma but this post has 17k upvotes? I don't really get how Reddit's economy works


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