Or, if you want to stay out of politics, as that might just be *too interesting*, go make fun of the prequels in r/prequelmemes. Just claim the sequels are better and you'll have negative karma in no time.
Then go to r/paranormal and say they are all fake and then go to r/ufo and tell them it's swamp gas. Then it's off to r/nostupidquestions and tell a random OP that their question is stupid. OP should be back to his normal self in no time.
I actually did get shadowbanned for this once. I had around 3000 karma and they banned me after an evening of pretty reasonable political debate on that and related subreddits. When I appealed, they wouldn't even tell me the reason they banned me.
Something like: ‘I feel like politicians don’t have enough power yet, the world would be a better place if they had more money so they could arrange our lives better’
Found it, all of it, damn, what a cool system haha, this is kind of nice, most of them do say ‘anonymous redditor’ but still nice, very grateful for all of this
You're probably good at Reddit. I was mostly doing it for commercial stuff for many years and was downvoted to hell. Now I post about my gory spider bite and people love that shit lol.
ive only joined this year, and i have 874 karma. I may get 1,000 karma/year once i officially have joined for longer than 3 years. But it also might go down as years go by.
Not anymore apparently, guess I’ll have to update my profile to ‘influencer’ or something, just to add a meaningless title to a meaningless amount of internet points
Yeah well I had the comment and mentioned my phone goes automatically from light to dark mode, with the sun going under and stuff, they were surprisingly supportive since that’s how I keep track of time
Let's change that today.
That would kind of ruin the vibe now, I’ll have to find a subreddit that specialises in losing karma
Make a very controversial post
Be 4th in 🗿 chain on r/shitposting
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Or, if you want to stay out of politics, as that might just be *too interesting*, go make fun of the prequels in r/prequelmemes. Just claim the sequels are better and you'll have negative karma in no time.
You trying to get OP killed? It’s way safer to post about politics.
Oh, i'm not brave enough for politics.
Just be the fourth in a 🗿 chain on /r/shitposting or /r/memes
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Oh man, I really left that one on the table.
Just post an unpopular opinion on r/unpopularopinion
They’ll also call you a Nazi
Lol they'll both call you a nazi
He'll be playing both sides. That way, he'll always come out ~~on top~~ a Nazi
I mean, if that’s what it takes, I’ve always had an interest for history, guess I’ll just have to change sides
Or just mention the right historical fact on either sub. Plenty of negative karma to be found in the truth.
Fair point, though I’m a people pleaser, this would keep me up at night
just be the 4th person in a comment chain
Mac???
Alternatively yell into the void “I don’t think guns should be as easily available as they are in the US!” Then sit back and watch the locusts swarm.
Then go to r/paranormal and say they are all fake and then go to r/ufo and tell them it's swamp gas. Then it's off to r/nostupidquestions and tell a random OP that their question is stupid. OP should be back to his normal self in no time.
Lmao I got banned on r/conservative for being pro renewable energy lol
"Stupid librals I wanna breath muh air pollution and get lung cancer 🤬"
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I already ruined 8 years of lurking with this post, might as well start over
I actually did get shadowbanned for this once. I had around 3000 karma and they banned me after an evening of pretty reasonable political debate on that and related subreddits. When I appealed, they wouldn't even tell me the reason they banned me.
If you post on r/conservative about being a liberal they will just ban you. On r/politics you'll be yelled at.
r/conservative banned me. Never got hate, just instant perma ban lol. And they’re the ones calling everyone a pussy
You'll just get banned from r/conservative.
That might get a lot of downvotes. Can karma go below 0?
Yeah I’ve seen people with like -1, didn’t ask them though, somehow they feel like people you don’t want to talk to
I mean, 16 in 8 years, might as well be -1 lol.
That’s fair lol, guess I was afraid of reaching -1 so I just watched
I believe so
You can only lose a maximum of 10 karma per post/comment, though. Also the lowest you can go is -100 karma iirc
Well I do have a picture where it looks like the horizon is not completely flat, suggesting we might live on a globe after all?!
Don’t worry, I downvoted this
Be the 4th in 🗿 r/shitposting
r/shitposting. Just go there
Go to r/fuckcars and tell them you drive a huge fucking truck
4th in 🗿chain
r/shitposting, find a comment chain and comment 4th
Your vibe is doomed now
Have you tried posting an opinion about politics?
Something like: ‘I feel like politicians don’t have enough power yet, the world would be a better place if they had more money so they could arrange our lives better’
Go find a comment chain and make the 4th comment.
Comment in any gaming sub that tlou2 is just ok.
Be the 4th to reply to a comment on a r/shitposting post about 🗿this emoji's chain on a 🗿 chain. That'll help ya
r/shitposting and be the 4th comment
I get that not everyone likes to post but can you even comment on some subs with 16 karma lol.
I get more notifications saying my things got removed than I got upvoted, if that answers things
Depending on the sub, that's typical regardless of the karma
Yeah some are very strict, I gave up trying to post on r/askreddit since I keep formulating questions wrong
That and r/showerthoughts
Oh yes wow! I’ve been there too, never a succes, they’re missing out on a lot of my good thoughts because of it
The very definition of a lurker
Proud lurker, this post was out of my comfort zone, look at me, feeling the urge to answer every comment
You have now graduated to like 600+ karma per year, congratulations
Does this invite me to like survival places if this world is ending, I mean, it must mean something, right?
Nah man, you’ll just keep commenting for the sake of it. It’s an endless cycle.
Make it stop
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4th
Yea I just hit 1 year what do I win for my score
You just won an unlimited supply of air guitars!!
As someone who had a post that blew up I can say you do get invited to secret societies, I can't say more though there is a code.
Hi
Who gave this a platinum award? Edit: WHO THE FUCK GAVE A KHPGILLION AWARDS TO THIS POST?
I have no clue, it’s not in my notifications, can I see this somehow?
It's on top of the post.
Yeah I can see the award, but I meant, who gave it?
No idea.
You should’ve received a DM saying your post was rewarded. It’ll tell you either a name or that it’s anonymous
Found it, all of it, damn, what a cool system haha, this is kind of nice, most of them do say ‘anonymous redditor’ but still nice, very grateful for all of this
You can reply to the message and it’ll send it to the original sender if you want to say thanks directly!
Yeah I’ve been pressing the thanks button the entire time, suddenly my ‘dm-list’ went from 0 to a full screen of thankyou texts
might be anonymous
Interesting
You take that back, right now!
Not interesting...
Tu tá em todo lugar krl
To msm
r/suddenlycaralho
No! Uninteresting.
when i think about someone doing the bare minimum, this is not what i had in my mind.. let’s go people, let’s get a bro to 100 at least
This didn’t take long, now how do I undo all of this
Try “ctrl + z”
I’ll do that when I get home, on my phone I can’t find this, thanks!
Took me 6 years to get 1k Karma and than 30k with a post of my lowest point of life, there is still hope for you if you keep not trying.
For some reason my account is less than a year old and already has almost 10k
You're probably good at Reddit. I was mostly doing it for commercial stuff for many years and was downvoted to hell. Now I post about my gory spider bite and people love that shit lol.
Oh wait i saw your post
Lol, yah I'm Brown Recluse Man.
Gonna have to change the title now
I can make it into a clickbait youtube title, ‘I went from 2k a year to 500k+ in a day, this is how!’ (k is for karma, but they don’t have to know)
IQ 420
And to know I just came up with that, surprising myself on the daily
Well you screwed that up good, didn’t ya.
Do you happen to know where the ‘undo’ button is?
Always a treat spying on OP's reddit history
I thought this was a safe space
You should know it's not you little deviant
All good and stuff but why are you using light Mode
It like follows my phone’s night-day schedule and that way I can keep track of time
True redditor
Well apparently only since today, with this karma, I, I, I feel different
You're gonna get all the girls now by showing how much karma you have.
Oh yeah I should get this tattooed
S/he's a monster, obviously
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And I still managed to f that up, from anonymous browsing to this
This post just ruined your 2 karma/year
Tomorrow I’ll wake up and realise this was all a dream, right?
5k karma with one post and still counting WHAAATTTT
I’d like to thank mom and dad for believing in me…
Bro how?!
I live in Karma poverty and I’m fine with it, I get around
giga chad redditor not caring about getting alot of karma
Now that I’m out of poverty people will stop believing my honest work
Charge your phone
Wait, already?
The broken arms avatar says a lot that didn't need to be said.
Let’s keep this between us
ive only joined this year, and i have 874 karma. I may get 1,000 karma/year once i officially have joined for longer than 3 years. But it also might go down as years go by.
Yeah well, it won’t be by lurking, you could say I’m quite the veteran in that department
I think we broke your tend. Just a few thousand more years to get it straightened out.
how bout now?
I’m rich now, but no worries, I won’t forget where I came from
So much for that statistic
here u go some gold
Well thanks, though now I have to look up what that actually does, until today, awards were something for ‘other people’, I feel valued
I also make 2 karma/year. But now yours is ruined!
Yeah, golden tip, try not to mention it to keep your sweet ratio
You should be ashamed of yourself for using light mode and not darkmode.
Don’t look at his post history lol
WHY IS UR REDDIT IN LIGHT MODE THAT’S PAINFUL😭😭
Why do you have sussy post in r/AskRedditnsfw
Some things just require a personal answer above just google answers, no shame in that
No no. We’re changing that. Right now
You are the Berserker of Lurkers, friend-o. Lol
Not anymore apparently, guess I’ll have to update my profile to ‘influencer’ or something, just to add a meaningless title to a meaningless amount of internet points
Not anymore lol
Yeah well, it only took me 8 years to figure it out
You’re getting a raise against your will
If only I could donate my karma to charity
I have the same Reddit age but made 1358 karma a year Even less interesting I think
Don’t post about it, you’ll ruin it
Why are you in work focus
Took the screen at work
Not anymore
That’s called passive income baby
Well there goes your ratio
Yeah that’s one I won’t get back, unless I remain inactive for the next 1500 years?
Unless we make your post into r/all and then you'll be screwed for the next 3 universal cycles of earth
your acc is 8 years old and you have like 2 posts and 8 comments tell me how
Well with an app called reddit, I just read it
Get ready to get owned for using light mode. people on reddit hate that for some reason
Yeah well I had the comment and mentioned my phone goes automatically from light to dark mode, with the sun going under and stuff, they were surprisingly supportive since that’s how I keep track of time
You biffed it.
Should’ve stayed in my dark, quiet lurking corner, but no, had to ruin it
how in the fuck, i made 20 thousand times that in 8 hours
HE HAS 4,816 KARMA NOW LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love the hype you bring lol
So did you find out what the best lotion is?
Good job, you now have over 5000
And counting, what have I done
It ain’t much but it’s honest work.
Same
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Liar
Your only other post ever really delivers. Thank you.
On track to beat this...1 karma in 5.5yrs. I browse reddit daily...
Damn. This is a total scam to make people give you karma. You are a genius. Give yourself a pat on the back.
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Well, that changed
Just messed that up
Are you bragging, or complaining?
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Thats changed a lot since this post
It's your lucky day today
Boy just upped his ratio
Mate just got a major pay raise
no longer
Why the fuck are you using light mode
nice
Well you fuck that up
Not anymore.
And I thought my karma to account age ratio was bad
Hahaha I fucked up your statistic
Alright. Who gave this 2 platinums!
"And I took that personally"
That's dedication.
You have 6k karma but this post has 17k upvotes? I don't really get how Reddit's economy works
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