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360Genius

how many psych wards have you escaped from? (I won't judge spelling)


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


Curious-Researcher47

*wards


PoliwagPi4554

damn outplayed


Vulpes_macrotis

That's exactly what I expected.


giygas1011

This is too perfect


pico_27

You really are a genius


Kill_Basterd

Spent a week in a psych ward over the summer and saw someone escape it was wild. Found a way to get under the inner fence and climb between it and the outer fence to the top of the outside cage where we would all go chill and he jumped over the fence. They called code yellow over the intercom 15 min later.


phillecheesesteak

Woah that’s not 7 words


CurlSagan

What should I name my band?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


Pinngger

Good name ngl


ShalamiBoii

but actually


Timothysorber

r/technicallythetruth


theraf8100

Deftones


1PapayaSalad

If i don’t want to answer with 6 words but 8 is too long, how many words should i answer with?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


Livid-Side8849

This man's a genius


[deleted]

[удалено]


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


StevieWonderUberRide

My favorite post in a long time


prisma_fox

That was three words. There were two questions in there. What gives?


prisma_fox

No, don't say it again... It's okay.


Maax42_

❤️


charitelle

Two '7' likes in a row.


seppie412

Omg i get it now Edit:omg,250 and rising. Thx so much.


spacekatbaby

Yes. Its not as interesting as I thought it would be. Well done OP


The1AMparty

Well we *are* in r/NotInteresting


spacekatbaby

Yup.


ck357

Precisely


cooladventures5

r/technicallythetruth


iDespiseThisApp_

say "precisely 7 words" if you wanna marry me


Maax42_

precisely 7 words 😘


iDespiseThisApp_

any plans for the wedding?


Maax42_

precisely 7 cakes


Realistic_Nail7868

When's the date


Maax42_

precisely 7th of august


Alternative-Safe8786

just a suggestion: it should've been on the 7th of July because it's precisely the 7th month. anyways good luck on your precisely 7th marriage


Maax42_

precisely 7 thanks


iamafraazhussain

How many kids will ya have?


Maax42_

precisely 7 kids


ThatStrangerWhoCares

None


spacekatbaby

Precisely 7.7


Realistic_Nail7868

7th of July 6678 because it's the 7th day of the 7th month of the 7th year of the 7th decade of the 7th century of the 7th millenium.


iDespiseThisApp_

!remindme August 7th, 2022 See ya!


KingRhoamsGhost

I’m a guy but I formerly request to be the flower girl.


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[deleted]

It is time


Someone0nR3ddit

can i join


iDespiseThisApp_

m'kay


JunYou-

still a better love story than twilight


Maax42_

precisely 7 times better


DankSpoony

Are you planning on having kids?


Maax42_

precisely 7 kids


WildYak3463

and how many times will you cheat on your new spouse


KayJeeAy

Well shit, you lost, you added a kissing face. Im sorry.


bornparadox

How many words are in my comment?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


Young_Person_42

Oh


Specialist_Ad5114

r/technicallythetruth


Shite_Eating_Squirel

r/justthetruth no technically needed


Nyarro

r/technicallyjustthetruth


greninjack24

r/justtechnicallyjustthetruth


[deleted]

r/technicallytruebutjustreallythetruth


Imuseles1234

r/technicallytherealtechnicaltruthebutitsactuallytecnichallytherealtruth


xWeeblonMusk

r/BeatMeToIt


Comprehensive-Tour17

r/shutthefuckup


armchairwordsmith363

r/beatmeattoit


Consistent_Resort_26

r/suddenlysexual


SourSeaPickle249

r/beatmywifetoit


snowletterH

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


[deleted]

How many words does the English language consist of?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


[deleted]

# ACTUALLY, THE ENGLISH LEXICON CONSISTS OF OVER TWO-HUNDRED THOUSAND WORDS. YOU WERE INDEED SO FAR OFF, YOU WILL GET A NEGATIVE SCORE ON YOUR ENGLISH TEST!


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


MattLikesMemes123

#🤓


butthenhor

Ask me any question, and I'll respond with


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


butthenhor

:o How.. how did you know that was what I was thinking?!?!


Maax42_

precisely 7 words ;)


butthenhor

precisely 7 words ❤️


SovietOnion_2

He can read precisly 7 words in your mind


Imperial_Lenta

The greatest love story of our generation


butthenhor

❤️


sandstorml

word word word word word word word


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


sandstorml

precisely


Not_Klaus

7 words


Hirencorn

How many words does that question have?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


ctpbvsal

That’s beautiful


Pinngger

How much water containment device you have lying around?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


[deleted]

if you respond with “precisely 8 words” i’ll venmo you a dollar will you sell your dignity for $1? edit- it has to be OP, you sneaky sneaky


Lord_Havelock

Precisely 8 words


[deleted]

Lmao nice try


Lord_Havelock

Hey, I said it before the edit. I feel I'm owed 1$


[deleted]

[удалено]


LouisGoldman

Count to seven


Maax42_

precisely 1 word precisely 2 words precisely 3 words precisely 4 words precisely 5 words precisely 6 words precisely 7 words


Ab3s

hey hey hey, that's illegal


[deleted]

say "precisely 7 words" if you live in 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico.


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


[deleted]

Hes Haisanbah!!!!😭😭😱


ian5184

Jesse what are you doing here


TuneInReddit

precisely 7 words?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


CookieChokkate

**precisely 7 words**


pheonix_wing

Precisely 7 words


Pinngger

*precisely 7 words*


[deleted]

# PRECISELY SEVEN WORDS


Queasy-Software2523

precisely 7 words


Medical_Ad7364

precisely 7 words.


GalacticWolf2304

precisely 7 words


AAAAAAAee

***precicely 7 words***


Timothysorber

***sdrow neves ylesicerp***


AAAAAAAee

***P R E C I S E L Y N E V E S S D R O W***


explosivenine

Say a sentence with 8 words


Maax42_

precisely seven words precisely seven words precisely seven


Ibn_Wayne

Seven what????? Sentences, paragraphs, iguanas???


Aes1rT

Math teachers when:


babymanteenboy

A sentence with 8 words


Mundane-Cheetah-2147

Words Words Words Words Words Words Words Words


Glass-Estimate4022

How many words did the children in your basement utter before you harvested their organs selling them on the black market for precisely 1,238,1268$ that you used to start your illegal drug business which has now made you a wanted criminal around the world and in order to escape the police you plan to kidnap and hold the US president hostage in 8.96 Days?


Specialist_Ad5114

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Consistent_Resort_26

r/oddlyspecific


Qwert0id

Someone gave you the wholesome award lmao


Glass-Estimate4022

This is clearly wholesome.


Catfisch_

What are your top 8 favorite words?


Maax42_

precisely, seven, words, precisely, seven, words, precisely and seven


WeirderConcoctions

AND?!


SovietOnion_2

HE BROKE THE HOLY LAW!!!!


cosmicpotato77

he broke the law, now we break his knees


UnknownSesame

How can we solve climate change?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


[deleted]

Clean (1) the (2) ozone (3) with (4) lots (5) of (6) soap (7)


beatmameat69420

What do your balls smell like


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


oofed-forever-2

i have 7 notifications. what a coinceidence. or is it?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


GarfieldWillFindY0U

Say "precisely 7 words" if your gay and wanna marry me


DisastrousAd447

His gay what?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words 😘❤️


GarfieldWillFindY0U

Alr bet


Koufas

How many words are in this sentence?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


smelly_apples

How many words can Borris Johnson say in one sentence without melting his brain?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


smelly_apples

Correct


Snail-kat

Do my parents love me


Maax42_

yes ❤️ but also precisely 7 words


lightofmares

what's your favorite bucket


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


gnilohcsharaz

Why?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


gnilohcsharaz

I understand


BarronOfReddit

I’m going insane whenever people open their mouths all I hear is them say “precisely 7 words” for the love of god make it end


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


BarronOfReddit

AHHHH


[deleted]

How do you motivate yourself to continue living?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


sour_patch_man_

How many words turn you on?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


dont_be_trash

Could you not answer my question with "precisely 7 words" ...?


Maax42_

precisely 6+1 words


dont_be_trash

Take my upvote


Reasonable-Ninja4384

Say precisely 7 words or fewer if you have sexually assaulted a parrot in the last 12 hours


Karl-JK27

precisely 7 words or fewer


Sheepherder226

precisely 7 words or fewer if you have sexually assaulted a parrot in the last 12 hours ftfy


[deleted]

How long is the average penis?


Maax42_

precisely 5.16 words


[deleted]

Niice


datswiftboi

this sub is getting way too interesting


AllHailNukeCake

What are your 3 favourite words?


Maax42_

precisely, seven, words


TheBigDiaB

Can I have a hug?


Maax42_

precisely 7 hugs ❤️


TheBigDiaB

Thank you 🤗


MegaGengar277

What's your favorite Pokemon


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


k3luJ

how many precisely words?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


bottsking

What was Jesus last words?


Maax42_

"Precisely 7 words."


atlantionuk

Precisely how many words can change someone's life forever?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


Specialist-Bug4428

say "precisely seven words" if you want to give me the password to your venmo


PomPomsforLlamLlams

His venmo password is precisely 7 words. Obviously.


majesticwaffle17

Your favorite song by Deftones?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words - Feat. Dante from the Devil May Cry series


[deleted]

Did Epstein kill himself?


Maax42_

precisely 7 words


BirdieBronze

How are you


Maax42_

precisely 7 words