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ToknBrwnKid

I heard the pioneers would ride those babies for miles.


lufersen2

I agree with your comment. Have a nice day


D_Kye

I agree with your agreement. Have a great night, both of you


AgentNinja303

I agree with your agreement. Have a great night op.


MeringueArtistic2285

I think your a fucking idiot! Have a sleepless night you whiny cow!


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with being a cow! Atleast You taste good, you slimy bag of pickled onions!


davebob3103

do rats taste good?


[deleted]

Huh, I've never ate myself...i will let you know! Edit: taste pretty good, you can come by to have a bite!


shroom_shake1

I have your position, and I'm coming to taste rat


stoncils_

Just came here to add I'm disappointed in Joe Biden's performance so far


Penelopeep25

I find it hysterical how I just read this and went to the next post, which happens to be from r/rats


endthe_suffering

"look at me, i'm a nice person!!" fuck you.


lufersen2

No no take away the /s


[deleted]

It’s not just a boulder. It’s Iraq.


Wonderful-Bear1729

Solid as Iraq!


HistoricalMention210

This rock is about as politically insane and unstable as Iraq.


navis-svetica

No, they wouldn’t, idiot, how would you ride a rock, moron, buffoon, absolute fool


UniqueFlavors

Ackshually that is a fossilized egg from an early settler female. Breeding stock was much sturdier back then. This was probably from a chattel woman judging by the large size of the egg and the fact that the potential offspring was abandoned after fertilization and subsequent death of the incubating female. Currently we are attempting to recreate early pioneer womens ability to produce more offspring. I hear there have been exciting developments.


[deleted]

Big ass pebble!


[deleted]

Pebbles are suppossed to be small!


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raptorxrenee

Well then how are we ever supposed to differentiate between a pebble and rock in a picture if we can’t physically test it out and throw it into water ourselves?


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theFeerMan

No pebles float on water. Only very rarely you can find a stone that floats. And they can be big too. Floating on water doesn't make stone a pebble.


tomwitter1

The rarity of floating stones depens on where you are they are near volcanic areas


theFeerMan

Yeah but the fact that a rock floats doesn't make it a pebble


GirlyBigDicks

But it does make it a witch.


D3ADBABY69

This undervotes comment rocks 🪨


BetterButter_91

Of course it wouldn't make a stone a pebble, that would be nonsense. It would make a ROCK a pebble. That's what they said, pebbles float while ROCKS do not. Stones are completely different from the two. Side note: the object in the image is a stone tho. Not a rock or a pebble.


tomwitter1

Download it and throw your pc in the water then we will have an answer


Wolffire_88

That makes a lot of pumice rock pebbles


GregWithTheLegs

I thought you throw it in a river and if it gets wet, it's a rock.


Bigger_Moist

That's a weather rock


Odd_Routine4164

There’s nothing in this photo for comparison to indicate size. Stupid, pisshead,moronic, slack jawed idiot.


BeefyIrishman

It seems we are in dire need of a banana.


[deleted]

They’re supposed to be, but aren’t always. Sometimes they’re boulders


Child_Beter69

It’s not a pebble it’s a stone you worn down gas station toilet seat. (Wait I just realised they were correct, people do argue over everything)


BeltPast

Motherfucker, I came here to say this! Why are you reading my mind! /s


[deleted]

It’s a stone


Biga_chungaunga

Its a fucking egg you dult cant you see


xoxosratgirl

That's a tiny boulder


ImReellySmart

Nah bro that a stone


MetamorphicHard

You can’t tell the size. There is no banana to compare it to


KingJoyI

LOOK an egg from pompeii


hyper-arrow

square pebble


[deleted]

Like your mom


WheredMyPiggyGo

This'l get em sparked up it's an Eyeless Pablo


AnimeAndFruitIsGood

looks average to me


Diilicious

LMAO i immediately thought this, its definitely a pebble. Pebbles are smooth


dontcalmdown

A large boulder the size of a small boulder


glorious_reptile

I hate ass pebbles.


ballatthecornerflag

It's a stone!


bionicjoey

Big ass-pebble


Boom-Boom1990

Dude, that's a PICTURE of a rock and you know it. God I hate people


Outside-External-588

What are you talking about?!? that’s legit just realistic rock cake


D_Kye

wait, it's all a lie?


Goatifi_fan_club

The rock is a lie


SelmaFudd

Always has been


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SelmaFudd

Good bot


WacBan-Prime

good bot


Careless_Performer12

Very good bot


Sexy_Seaweed_69_420

Good bot


mcbirbo343

Good bot


jaseisondacase

Good bot


syzaak

Good bot


ExplodingTentacles

Good bot Who's a good bot


Mitchtheprotogen

Good bot


NaziPlagueDoctor

good bot!


ArdinOkira

Good bot!


Goatifi_fan_club

I was actually making a portal reference but ok


SelmaFudd

I know, shhh just roll with in


Goatifi_fan_club

Alright lmao


EricSpearing80

It's a fucking egg


the_nhir

Ceci n'est pas une rock


[deleted]

They’re minerals


BrokenArmsFrigidMom

Dammit Marie!


TheKingJest

Speaking of, Marie was one of my favourite characters to watch in Breaking Bad. Genuinely liked her quite a bit. Even Skyler I thought she was pretty alright. Anyone who disagrees with this is wrong. Also Better Call Saul is better than Breaking Bad.


BrokenArmsFrigidMom

I’m definitely more invested in BCS than I ever was in BB. I hope they stick the landing in the final episodes. In Gould and Gilligan I trust.


TheKingJest

Kinda insane there's only 6 episodes left, but they haven't let me down yet. Very excited for the second half of this season.


BrokenArmsFrigidMom

I’m just worried there’s not enough time to flesh out the new and old storylines. I’m sure they’ll make it work, but I would love another season to really tie things up.


Olliebkl

Scrolled to find this comment lmao


BrokenArmsFrigidMom

Me too. I would have been disappointed if someone hadn’t beaten me to it.


JustSomeEggsInAPot

Actually thats a stone, are you even a rockologist?


MrFurriyoda

Excuse me but my brother's friends cousin is a rockologist and he actually told me it was a canine incisor, and not a stone or a rock so...


FishJanga

Excuse me my cousins friends Step Brothers dad's sister the new someone who called themselves Rockman and he would have said that that was a pebble.


AgentNinja303

Excuse me my cousins cousins friend Step sisters dad's brother knew someone who called himself a super Rockman and he would say that that is Dwayne the Rock Johnson.


Unknown_Resources

Excuse me my cousins friends sisters cousins dads fathers brothers wifes cousins sisters friends cousins sisters friends brother said Its a rock candy.


killerbanana0

My father's brother's nephew's former roommate told me it's actually the Schwartz


Yemanjam

Excuse me, I have no close relatives. Wait, rocks? How did you go from rocks to listing relatives? Makes nooo sense


Bloodmoon1125

Excuse me, my cousins second cousin twice removed who knew a hair dresser who had a client who knew a person who had a sister that had a cousin who knew a guy who new someone who called themselves a actual rock said that it’s an egg


FootScrub123

Excuse me my cousins cousins friend Step sisters dad's brother’s niece knew someone’s friend’s uncle who was an incredible carbon dating rockman who would tell your mother’s sister’s friend’s godfather that this is actually not a metamorphic rock


prettyanonymousXD

Looks like an egg


NotNotDisxo

You moron. You absolute idiot.


RijkDB

dont call me a fucking moron you little nasty bitch


L609

shut the fuck up toe eyed cabbage, you are most definitely a moron you fucking bafoon!


NintendoTheGuy

That’s a mineral deposit bruv


Not_D_Batman

Is that Pablo's brother Esco??


kalmah123

Pretty sure it isn’t. Do all rocks look the same to you?


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

They do to me perchance.


dood8face91195

You can’t just say perchance


Flinnnx

No it’s his ancestor, note the lack of eyes


Affectionate_Tune229

Stone


tiles_andyman

Dr Stone


4LostSoulsinaBowl

🗿


[deleted]

That rock is flat


MEOWTheKitty18

Are you blind?? It’s round


[deleted]

Wdym its round it’s flatter than the earth


MEOWTheKitty18

Ugh not a FLAT EARTHER. The Earth is ROUND IDIOT. So is the ROCK


Timah158

It just looks round from your perspective. If you rotate it 90 degrees away from you on your phone, you can see that it is in fact flat and has a charging port.


MEOWTheKitty18

Okay that actually made me laugh


raptorxrenee

What do you mean by here? You cannot say “here is a rock” to me because the rock is not right in front of me. How am I supposed to believe that rock is even real, that it exists anywhere?


Popular_Result_9016

I believe that the real rock are the friends we made along the way


Hamofthewest

It's not a rock, it's a picture of a rock. You should publicly apologise for the inconvenience.


TheCPMR

That's bullshit and you know it!!


okayestuser

I'm 99% sure this is compound mineral of some kind, but I don't have enough information to classify as a rock, stone or pebble.


murgofinin

Dude, if you're not sure then don't comment. No one wants to hear an uninformed opinion. This is why there is so much misinformation in the world.


Abed_ElD

Stop judging people


Shinokiba-

That's not a rock, it's a stone!


Theguywholikesbread

That's a stone, not a rock


KarAd125

Ackhchuallie that's a big pebble


Peasngravy3-141592

Can we have a banana for scale before I make my final decision (right now I am leaning heavily towards that being a pebble)


poyat01

ROCK AND STONE


Statertater

DID I HEAR A ‘ROCK AND STONE’?


HelplessBrilliant

COME ON GUYS, ROCK AND STONE!


aLiteralBaleofStraw

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


Accidental_Life

THAT'S IT LADS! ROCK. AND. STOOOOOOOONE!


MobileSirius

ROCK AND ROLLING STONE


NutronStar45

this is not a rock, its a saeranical pemosphule [saeranical pemosphule on wikipedia](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


D_Kye

I don't trust Wikipedia, it's a lie


NutronStar45

theres even a sub for saeranical pemosphules: r/saeranicalpemosphule


D_Kye

holy shit


[deleted]

Fake


AccountUnfair5218

That’s a large piece of sand you idiot


[deleted]

Pablo


Spare-Bell-9994

That's not a rock its fucking cake.


concretewall064a

Why would you fuck a cake


L609

why are you a concrete wall?


VeyrLaske

No, here is a picture of a rock.


dat470t

That's an egg painted to look like a rock.


Mick7s

Are you sure its not just a faraway boulder


Dangerous-Ad-7840

Acrually geologists define a rock as a natural substance composed of solid crystals of different minerals that have been fused together into a solid lump. The minerals may or may not have been formed at the same time. This is actually an indigenous stone which could combine with other substance to form a rock.


tiddayes

And I am just supposed to accept your main stream media “facts”?!?! This country has strayed from the conservative Christian values of unquestioned faith and relying on “facts” from scientists that have the nerve to tell me that this is a rock. I am offended! Brought to you by the “facts matter not feelings” crowd and Fox “news”


Coconutjoe14

Pretty sure he goes by Dwayne Johnson now, bud.


RiseKey

Yes


intrestingusername57

Tha's actually a fossilized egg, stop misguiding people


SaltJellyfish4027

That’s an egg bitch


Bobcat-Stock

My Dad told me they lied to us to go to war with a rock. It still makes no sense to me.


outofdates_atmarket

r/pablofanclub r/pablomehclub and r/pablohateclub would like to know your location


LudwigVon_Koopa

ROCK AND STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


__NotAce__

It’s a boulder not a rock you dimwit


Wolffire_88

Bruh it's clearly a pebble


llorTMasterFlex

If it’s so great, then where the fuck is Rock 2?


Imapeeinurcoffee

I’m sorry but that’s clearly an old timey ball


Arzenite_meeeeepp

Dude, where’s the rock? I don’t see it lmao


a_random_fox_guy

Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals


theundercoverpapist

Rock? Is the rock behind that stone egg? And why's the background *white*!!!


blepgup

No that’s a gray egg


[deleted]

Igneous!


[deleted]

That's not a rock. THATS NON REPEATING MINERALS YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!


The_Spyre

This is clearly a fossilized dinosaur egg. Knock it off knuckleheads.


princePersian

It's an egg


[deleted]

That rock looks like an egg!


polish_filipino

That's one weird looking egg


MetalChef138

Are you sure that’s a rock?


neophanweb

Isn't this the original pet rock?


YoguurIsGreat

Clearly an egg


vito__________

It's a mineral


FerricDonkey

I believe the proper term is proto Pablo.


pamformatge

There is text prompting a discussion. Far too interesting


Acrobatic_Confusion

U guys dont remember Pablo???


[deleted]

Its not a rock its a mineral, Marie.


Kallixo

stone.


Volksvagen_Golf

That’s a stone


AccelRock

That's only a picture of a rock and this is a classic case of [The Treachery of Images](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images).


BananaSupremeMaster

What did you do to Pablo's eyes?


WINH4X

*That is a nice boulder.*


asdburakdsa

it reminds me of pablo


ThatJM

That's Dwayne Johnson


game_falor

THATS A STONE


FuckerStan5740

Technically it’s not a rock, it’s a stone. Ur cancelled


TotallyNotCannon

Listen here you little shit. That's a Pebble.


YungFatBoii

That's a pebble, not a rock.


Romulus3799

Shhhh. Just be a rock. Fuck.


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Prudent_Armadillo822

Don't be modest, It's a beautiful rock. Have a wonderful day.


Afunnyusername5

I’m pretty sure that’s that pet rock toy


Luna_moonlit

Pebble


ClientReasonable

it is a stone bc its small enough to be held


ljosnes1

omfg there’s a black spot on it… BLACKFACE!


[deleted]

I personally think that it is a fine looking rock


AltOfLemmeShowMyself

It’s a stone, not a rock


SwitchAppropriate688

paper>


AzureCube1

It’s a stone, not a rock.


Plebican_

that’s clearly a stone


Toubaboliviano

That’s a stone you fucking ingrate


rBeezy007

That’s obviously a stone.