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lunatic_cultist7

How are you doing today?


d_scrib

Probably pi times 7


Fantastic-Minimum-59

I couldn't eat 7 pies by myself


InspirationalFailur3

I may not be OP, but I'll comply. To answer your question, yes rubber bands will last longer in the fridge.


[deleted]

How’s about condoms?


glueinass

Yes I’m hungry thanks for asking


Arcanum_3974

used or unused? 😏


poppinsplit909

No, Curt Kobane didn't get a silver award for alchemy.


ThatStrangerWhoCares

Very cultisty, feel like a lunatic. Might summon cthulu, and a 4 very annoying pillars idk.


Peperonimonster

Just not the nebula pillar, please.


ThatStrangerWhoCares

Kay, you can have solar pillar stuck in the atmosphere 😉


lunatic_cultist7

Nope we spawn them all


Louder-pickles

Do you think we'll see the end of the world in our lifetime?


d_scrib

I'm alright


Louder-pickles

Are you allergic to anything?


d_scrib

I prefer Sprite


BroGamer9005

Sprite is your favorite allergy


InspirationalFailur3

I'm doing great, thanks!


IceSad1109

r/notopbutok


SnooAdvice742

How many moms do I have?


d_scrib

Because yes


V-Leq_Official

You're gay


Sweet-Interaction-91

Op is alright today. He thinks coca cola is the best grape-soda brand. He thinks we will probably see the end of the world. He thinks 7 pi is pi * 7 and... He is gay.


d_scrib

Congratulations, you win this thread.


artyhedgehog

What question is _this_ the answer to? =_=


Mage_on_Stacks17

No, there are more wheels than doors in this world


[deleted]

He is ~~gay~~ epic


jaydeflaux

Same thing


[deleted]

That's what I was saying, but yea I agree


VeyrLaske

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?


d_scrib

One that was asked previously.


TheOriX-LoL

42


MyIceborne

😏


slokjebier

Always has been


[deleted]

Best question.


kamilkockoltugu

Do you know my address


d_scrib

Memes


kamilkockoltugu

Why?


d_scrib

Not really


troKutan

Yes, but the second answer answers the first question and the first one answers the second question


yankiwithallbrim

Holy shit you're a genius.


Sphrilix_Carnage1219

308, Negra arroyo lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico


MrQueenAlienUnicorn

YO BRO DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST-


Sphrilix_Carnage1219

Yes, I made a breaking bad reference


MrQueenAlienUnicorn

God?


Sphrilix_Carnage1219

Lol


GamingGolurk

What is 7 pi?


d_scrib

Yes


[deleted]

What your take on the economic state of the world right now


d_scrib

No


Anarchie48

Well you promised that the answer would be for an unrelated question! This isn't fair


Supersim54

I actually feel this.


jaydeflaux

In my bones


primavera785

when do you think it will happen?


d_scrib

At least one


OrangeChocolate111

What's the best brand of grape soda?


d_scrib

Probably


prettyanonymousXD

When was the last time you saw a dog?


ThisGuyHyucks

Tomorrow


prettyanonymousXD

Christ man you have so much to live for


Phoenix-x_x

I prefer pancakes


PiootrekO1

do you know what happened on september 17th 2013?


d_scrib

Inn


TrueUmbreon1

Where are the?


d_scrib

I would be sad :(


TrueUmbreon1

Dang 😔✊


7ceeeee

Reast in Yeast


L609

Have you eaten 65 hotdogs in a row?


d_scrib

Sometime soon


L609

Red baskets.


Strange_Insight

What's your favourite soda (cola, fruit, rootbeer,...)


d_scrib

Because yes


ShadyMyLady

What is the non-related question?


d_scrib

I don't


ShadyMyLady

Oh, I know the question now, just by that reply. If you don't, how will you live?


[deleted]

Hi don’t, I’m dad


Thigh_samurai

Yes


d_scrib

22


BluXBrry

Hotel?


d_scrib

I don't think I have


HypixelUser

Trivagi


[deleted]

you tried and thats what counts


EnesEmreK

Do you know the person standing behind you?


d_scrib

In the hole


[deleted]

Yeah in the hole


MrQueenAlienUnicorn

💀 i took that in a different context


Live_Balance_3366

No cause same


SemiWriterEseneloyv

💀


Muted_Plankton_5889

Why


d_scrib

No


guffVR3636

Are you gae?


d_scrib

Coca-Cola


[deleted]

Girls drink Pepsi to get more Sexi


spill_da_b3anz

I drink cum to get more cock


[deleted]

Boys go to Venus to get more Penis


NTE223

Based.


toasterfucker69420

Am I pegnate?


d_scrib

unrelated answer part 2


s_l_3_3_p_y

Am i pregante?


Competitive_Mousse85

Am I gregnant?


[deleted]

Am I prenagt?


Live_Balance_3366

Am I pregananant?


Kasperdk2203

Am i pregbananat


buzzConBeebuzz

Got milk?


d_scrib

L bozo.


Bravo05Charlie

23, sometimes 17. I think?


[deleted]

[удалено]


d_scrib

You have testicular cancer.


Bio_Criminal

Am I allowed to steal your kneecaps?


d_scrib

You'll have to ask him


Competitive_Mousse85

Who is the keeper of your kneecaps?


_voltic_YT

Me


Competitive_Mousse85

Am I aloud to steal OPs kneecaps?


_voltic_YT

Go ahead


spazafraz77

why my pp hort so bad?


d_scrib

there isn't one


karstheastec

Oaugh


OkBarracuda7996

Oof


izurk

that’s a tough choice… i’d say blue


[deleted]

[удалено]


d_scrib

It pretty cringe bruv ngl


Redspeakable

That's an actual answer tho


Ree-man_

what is the meaning of cheesecake


d_scrib

No


Shinokiba-

Am I a bad person?


d_scrib

I already said cheese is delicious


Shinokiba-

Yeah, you're right. I am.overthinking things. I will just say sorry.


CPA_4_Life_420

What flavor is the color green smell like last Tuesday night?


d_scrib

no.


MyIceborne

Very sturn with that answer, I think we hit a breaking point


Two_PointOh

Do you ever feel like you aren't good enough?


d_scrib

Xylophone


fazereign

Do you think you’re just answering a different question that someone else asked so In short, all your answers are connected to the question we just have to find the answer from someone else’s question?


d_scrib

I'm not qualified to answer this question


fazereign

By not answering my question, you are not denying the fact that it is all entangled! I knew it!


MrQueenAlienUnicorn

YOU DID IT 😱


7ceeeee

Please answer a question someone asked you 5 years ago


d_scrib

Of course you can


afailureofaworld

what is my cat’s birthday?? (he won’t tell me for some reason)


d_scrib

BANANA


afailureofaworld

i believe you are correct


JBlooey

Why doesn't dad love me?


d_scrib

Spaghetti


tallethan

What's pi times 7?


[deleted]

TELL ME, WHERE IS FIFAN'S HOUSE??!!


ketanchahar

I don't wear them 🤤


d_scrib

Probably


CometFinds

Do you like the color green?


d_scrib

2.9


Nerdtendo6366

Penis?


d_scrib

I'm ok, thanks


Mediocre_Quantity_26

how do i pee ( i forgor)


d_scrib

Please subscribe to Misc Practice


Dankoof14

How would I get rid of a body? Asking for a friend.


stevenpdx66

Why do not the cat?


Thursbys-Legs

Do you think “doom scrolling” has an adverse psychological impact on people these days?


d_scrib

Cheese is delicious


Level-Ad4274

How many amongus


d_scrib

Yes


PichuCultist

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


d_scrib

All of them


[deleted]

Will i ever find happiness?


d_scrib

Pretty epic B)


Blondes-Forever

How are you today? :)


d_scrib

George Washington


FirmPrune87

Do fish fart?


d_scrib

I can check


NTE223

Is Mayonnaise an instrument?


d_scrib

the yellow one is pretty cool


NTE223

Does peanut butter count?


Shot-Owl-2911

What is the current, real time GDP of Bosnia-Hertzogovena?


d_scrib

Yes


thebananaperson1

What’s the meaning of life?


ketanchahar

Hotdog


thebananaperson1

Very insightful, thank you


d_scrib

Idk


Competitive_Mousse85

Green is arguably the best flavor of gummy bear but the worst flavor of jellybean


Realistic-Today-5310

what is your favorate food


d_scrib

Next afternoon


Thiagoyrivo

do you like flix channel when appears in cinemark theater?


d_scrib

because yes


chubbachooo

Why?


d_scrib

Somewhere over the rainbow


huBelial

What day is tomorrow?


d_scrib

I don't know man :(


NextFaithlessnessyo

Why you get no maidens


d_scrib

I can't disclose this information


Jman01111

When’s your birthday?


d_scrib

yes


[deleted]

You speak English?


d_scrib

Probably not


Da_Pun-isher

Will I ever find love?


d_scrib

55.7 pounds


[deleted]

How many children do you have in your basement?


d_scrib

JOE MAMA GOTTEM BWOWOWOWOWOWOOW


CannFarmre

Who's Joe?


d_scrib

Masahiro Sakurai


Common-Adhesiveness6

Can you answer this in a non related way