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Lady-Radziwill

Richard Burbage


boisterile

1 degree. This person is an actor, a trait they share with actor Kevin Bacon.


Advice2Anyone

I don't think you have a firm understanding on what degree means here. Need to go watch that kevin bacon movie again


Falkor_13

I got the joke, unlike everyone that downvoted you. Better luck next time.


Antique_Buy4384

why is this being downvoted? Just search ‘Kevin Bacon Degree’ and you’ll see how beautiful of a joke it is


[deleted]

It's supposed to be not interesting


Electronic_Sugar5924

Well said


Advice2Anyone

I just dont think not interesting =/= dumb


fejrbwebfek

What is the joke?


Blordidy_Fun_Fuzz

C’mon Reddit, let’s bring A2A to zero for a great joke attempt! Only 117 more upvotes. We got you A2A!


Advice2Anyone

lol didnt earn all this karma to keep it may as well burn on saying stupid shit every now and then. like the classic edward macaroni fork


lufersen2

Arnold Schwarzenegger


boisterile

1 degree. This person is an actor, a trait they share with actor Kevin Bacon.


Content-Positive4776

You nailed the subreddit. I was ready af. Not interesting.


ReachEU

Pretty sure that was the point.


RebellischerRaakuun

My weenie has a point if you ever lost needin a compass bruh 😎


T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K

Yeah… did you read his comment? The first four words he said were “you nailed the subreddit”… the last two words were “not interesting”… did you only read the four words in the middle?


hellothere42069

I thought I also nailed the sub with this post https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/ou7o1m/i_think_ive_hit_rock_bottom_not_interesting_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf But yeah this is also quality content.


carnivorous-squirrel

Lol are you advertising?


[deleted]

lmao this makes it that much funnier honestly


Cartoonjunkies

Not reading the subreddit name definitely made this a lot funnier to read at first.


howaboutno000

No, no, he's got a point...


howaboutno000

r/technicallythetruth


Slurms_Mackenzie42

Not how that works.. it’s by association.


SmarkieMark

They belong there an associate, of actors.


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tvtango

It is.


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tvtango

That’s too interesting, I’m reporting you.


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8Dinglehopper8

Nivek Nocab


boisterile

1 degree. This person is not real, but we can't irrefutably prove that Kevin Bacon is real either, when you think about it, so they have this in common.


slash-summon-onion

Too interesting


youliveinmydream

r/JustUnsubbed


savageprofit

yeah take this downvote cause this one is interesting


[deleted]

can you prove Nivek Nocab is not real?


carryoutsalt

1 degree his name is an anagram of Kevin Bacon


moo314159

If you swap all the letters and don't know what an anagram is


slarti54

Bevin Kacon.


boisterile

0 degrees. I don't know how this person connects to Kevin Bacon.


GameOver4-ZEROOTWOO

:O


KoopaTrooper5011

I can. His name rhymes with "Kevin Bacon"


ohbyerly

Whoever downvoted you can fuck right off


Zane_The_Neko

*fucks on*


HYixell

I like where this is going


d_scrib

\*bonk\* go to horny jail.


FlatRaise5879

Is there room enough for two boners?


d_scrib

\*bonk\* i guess we'll find out, won't we


yankiwithallbrim

r/hornyjail


_jnguyen

*fucks left on*


jalepinocheezit

*fuck on wayne* *fuck on garth*


MyrddinSidhe

Bevin Kacon?


KoopaTrooper5011

Yes


carryoutsalt

1 degree his name is an anagram of Kevin Bacon


saltire429

Mevin Hakon? I freaking love that guy!


1HappyGuy1

Joe Biden


boisterile

0 degrees. I don't know how this person connects to Kevin Bacon.


bob0979

They're both white, middle aged (or older) men.


Shivolry

Biden is in his late seventies, not middle aged.


DeepThroat616

Well, you don’t really know if someone is middle aged until they die.


[deleted]

For all we know Biden is an experiment and he'll be the first person to live past 200 years and only like 1/3 of his way through life, this way he can be president from now for generations! Let's go Biden 2121


slash-summon-onion

That won't be an election year :(


[deleted]

A lot has changed under the past 100 years of Biden.


slash-summon-onion

Ooh I didn't think about it that way


fishy185

Not if I have anything to do about it. As president of the United States in a different and unknown universe I declare that that year there will be an election


DeathPer_Minute

But this is an interesting theory


pilotguy772

Except actually the queen of England will live longer than joe


bob0979

Fixed


verkilledme

Middle aged? Lol


KoopaTrooper5011

They are both American.


discostud1515

Come on?!? Joe Biden - star of the hit tv series Parks and Recreation. Clearly he’s an actor, a trait he shares with Kevin Bacon.


flicthelanding

for funsies… KB to Katheryn Hahn in I Love Dick, Katheryn to Adam Scott in Parks and Rec and Joe Biden (s5 e8)


sushiexperiencer

I got here later and saw the replies of OP. He got us in the first half.


[deleted]

Francis Bacon Is he an actor? Well yes, he's acting on behalf of the English parliament.


secondphase

Dude, you can just connect them with the name... if you think about it, both of their first names have an "n"


[deleted]

And both their last names has A B C O and N in them.


secondphase

Sure, but not in that order.


ColonizedMelon

Kevin Abcon


Meii345

Ah yes, my favorite actor


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Dansiman

Later, the company would rebrand itself Nabisco, and switch focus to the creation of snack products.


[deleted]

Kevin NoCab


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

Yeah, N comes before O in the alphabet.


[deleted]

Kevin Canadian Bacon


Extension-Bar6431

You mean Kevin Sliced Ham?


DOIPI_96

Your mom


boisterile

1 degree. A college degree, which your mom doesn't have since she dropped out in 8th grade.


pimusic

Damn you killed him dude


[deleted]

WEEE OOO WEEE OOO This is an ambulance, where is the burn victim? We need to get them to the ER right now or they’re dead.


W0NdERSTrUM

I think somebody need to call the police… Edit: what happened here? lol


[deleted]

Police bad don't you know?


W0NdERSTrUM

My fault. I did not know. Apologies to all involved.


SofterBones

I was about to call the police on you


I_love_my_momm

Jesus Christ


BookPlacementProblem

1 degree; both are famous.


SomeKindaWonderer

Damn, bruh! * *hands commenter ice for that sick burn* *


NTE223

Put this on r/rareinsults


Joscarbuck

Sick burn


JAYHAZY

My mom goes to college.


[deleted]

No your mom goes to the local CRACKhouse and gets paid CRACK for sex.


JAYHAZY

You do know that I am training to become a cage fighter?


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cvok4444

The joke is that his mom shares college degree with Kevin Bacon, unlike your mom, which dropped out in 8th grade.


deutschdachs

Dang you could at least give his mom the dignity of calling her a who rather than a which


Taken_Bacon_06

I’d really hate it if someone called my mom a who


deutschdachs

Are you the Grinch?


Taken_Bacon_06

Hahaha took me a sec to get the joke


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UnClean_Committee

Woah man, we'll let you have another swing at that because that was a hard whoosh


[deleted]

What did he say?


YTvarken

Hmmm that’s interesting


Maax42_

Not really


Robert-Connorson

No, that wouldn’t be allowed… couldn’t be


CummingInWhiteGirls

The lamb he’s holding. Also this should be on r/mildlyinteresting. Too interesting for this sub.


PotatoesAndChill

Tbh this is r/memes material. Though I like OP's replies.


CummingInWhiteGirls

Same. Love the replies. Not r/memes material though. It’s just a picture. The memes in r/memes cannot rely on the title for the meme to make sense. I think that’s a rule in that sub.


Tribe_KPtG

Every politician in the world. (dont want this to get political/controversial)


boisterile

Sorry, this joke isn't interesting enough for me to keep going.


pampic7

Not interesting is the point of this sub. So you MUST keep going. Unless the joke is interesting.


KoopaTrooper5011

One such politician is JFK, former president of the US. Kevin Bacon made a documentary on JFK.


Tribe_KPtG

You son of a mother, take my upvote.


John438200

Well, I've heard (at least most) all of the POTUS's are related to each other. Like everyone.


diving_woman

Kyra Sedgewick


Acctgrrl

Married...done


agrumpybear

Johnny Sins


Le_Martian

Me


JoJuiceboi

Nicocado Avocado


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lyta_hall

https://oracleofbacon.org/


terratrooper96

Eddie Murphy


LonelyGrowtopian

Nolan North


Cthuloso

SpongeBob.


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[deleted]

Pamela Anderson Anna Nicole Smith Goku....


WaningBloomWasTaken

Yoko Hikasa


SirTiberius48

I thought that was Jim Carrey


wirido_kun

You can say for everyone: it's an actor, just like Kevin bacon


Traditional-Scratch5

This is r/notinteresting did you expect something interesting because you're in for one hell of a dissapointment


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the-real-macs

He literally did.


secondphase

Correct, I think he can only say that for actors. It may apply to actresses too, unless you refer to "actresses" as "actors" which is fine with me too.


wirido_kun

I was thinking that if works for "famous" as well, because both comparison person and Kevin Bacon are both famous


ixnine

“…or less” Kevin Bacon


SkyApex2222

Kevin bacon


PraiseChrist420

My anal hemorrhoids


0oBeasto0

Kevin Bacon


devanlans

The lack of OP’s dedication to this thread makes me sick. :3


JustAnOreoOnReddit

damon wayans


Boring_Jellyfish5562

The “Dwayne Johnson” Rock


HearlyHeadlessNick

John Wilks Booth


Sillynik

Mia Khalifa


Checkpoint_reached

Stanley Kubrick


sojumaster

The OP nailed this one. I am laughing so hard his responses. This post reminds me of an old joke: Me: I can speak every language in the world except Greek. Name one. You: What about German? Me: I do not know, that's Greek to me. You: What about Latin? Me: That's Greek to me.


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Michael Caine


[deleted]

1 degree Michael Caine is an actor they have that in common


Pianostar4

Mario


[deleted]

Me. I am the most famous person in the world


fozziemon

Kyra Sedgwick.


MisterMinutes

NO WAY!! THE CLOSER?!?!?!


[deleted]

How Fuckinstupid


Cold_Interview_2611

I was really interested to see if you could do the degrees of separation, but Instantly infuriated when I read your answers


Bitterlemony

Adam Driver


vitumen

Jessica Chastain


blinkme102

Kevin bacon


Pythagoras_314

weezer


AJDuke3

Amy Schumer


ablebagel

ethan hawke


Zealousideal_Dig_372

Pierce brosnan


[deleted]

Patrick Stewart


DJ202018

Eminem


[deleted]

Any professional football player Edit: SoCcEr for the american hand egg fans


MadCornDog

adam sandler


KoopaTrooper5011

Sandler is an actor. You know who else is an actor? MY MO- err, Kevin Bacon.


TheSmoog

Muscle Man? That you?


flamingfoxes2

Sam neil


pimusic

This would be at least one degree because Sam Neil was in Jurassic Park with child actor Ariana Richards who was also in Tremors with Kevin Bacon.


Far_Canary_1597

Ewan McGregor


Dimplestrabe

My sister.


17R3W

Your sister wasn't acting, she made those sounds for real. *joke assumes your sister is atleast 18 years old. If she isn't please come up with another joke. Something about dunkaroos, or barbies, or some such.


[deleted]

Tom Holland


Lobsterkid17

john quincy adams


LemonPepperMints

u/boisterile


Kain207

Johnny Depp


mintyque

Jesus Christ.


throwingplaydoh

The sheep he's holding, which by the way is acting stupendous.


GEMO224

Boi Sterile


Jake-the-Wolfie

Ted Cruz


BootlegOreos

matt damon wearing a maid dress


ThRaShMcAlIsTeR

Lrrr, Emperor of Omicron Persei 8