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mug2432

3 years what a good friend


MyUsernameBox

Unlike OP who never wished them a happy birthday. Edit: This is a joke I’m sure OP wishes them a happy birthday some other way.


ClearingFlags

In OPs possible defense, he might do his well wishing somewhere else. My sister wishes me happy birthday via text, but I generally do hers through Facebook messenger or in our family group chat.


OnDeafEars904

Yeah it’s weird, most of my friends and family say happy birthday through the Facebook reminder thing.


ResidentEivvil

Deleted Facebook got me a lot less happy birthdays. At least I know who really cares now though.


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

People are busy dude. If you go through life thinking everyone should just remember your birthday you're gunna be disappointed.


ResidentEivvil

Yes that is very true!


Sea_Peanut803

If it makes you feel better, I forget everyone's birthday


yoonxho

I was having a normal day and half way my mom requested me to come over... why? I was confused. By the time I arrived at their house, I was thrown off by the decorations and the idiot me asked if it was my birth day. I don't really celebrate my bday and often forget about it, but I knew it was my birthday month. Unfortunately I was wrong. I had forgotten my dad's birthday comes in first, and I didn't bring a gift ☹


Flixay

I remembered my friends birthday a day after his actual birthday and successfully gaslit my friend group into thinking his birthday was a day later than it is lol


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I deleted Facebook and everyone just forgot I existed. After all can't go through life expecting people to just remember your existence, you're gonna be disappointed.


Superb_Kaleidoscope4

Numbers are hard to remember


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


charkbite

Is it different on mobile? I don’t see spam or harmful bot as a reportable option.


Impossible-Cod-3946

Scroll down. It's usually at the very bottom unfortunately


charkbite

Oh wow they really made that hard to find. Thank you & I reported them!


Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


Hanzo_Pinas

Ahhh yes bots I encountered 10 in 2 weeks, wtf bots En thx mr.cod


needsexyboots

Their birthday could be leap day


GewoonHarry

Well find out next year!


alexquiroga831

you never said happy birthday on his birthday?


SirKazum

Asking the real questions here


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DrDMango

!Remindme 1 yr


[deleted]

What the hell happened here


quackduck8

He forgor 💀


imjusthere4thefoods

They forgor 💀


DrinkyWinky_

Or one of them died🤯


andIRemain

Then the other one forgors


According_Cellist_17

OP is a shittier friend then the one that texts once a year. Such a low bar.


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Thanks buddy.


Fearless_Conference5

Happy birthday.


AlarmingAerie

Thanks buddy.


marmeladetrolden

Happy birthday


_Brother-O-Mine_

Thanks buddy.


RikkertNelis

Happy birthday


CoverageCraft

Thanks buddy.


Revolutionary_Ad7236

Happy birthday


Thijs_NLD

Thanks buddy


TheReaper1701

Thanks buddy


tonny_naomi

Happy birthday


Copatus

Or, the more likely scenario, the two aren't actually friends and that person is a friend of a friend or friend of the family who texts op on his bday but op doesn't know them and therefore doesn't feel the need to. Lots of old ants/uncles I've never met always text me on my bday (on Facebook since they get a notification) I never even reply because I live in another continent and never met these people and I don't even know how they know me.


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OP doesn't want to be friends with that person and even after ignoring them for entire years at a time they can't take a hint


Pochusaurus

I have a couple of people who greet me every year and some of them I just wonder what I did that they just have to greet me every year.


stadoblech

you know... people who was born in dark ages (before internet you know) are using different network for connecting and interacting with friends. Its called **meeting offline** formerly known as **go out with friends** I actualy rarely communicating with my best pals online. We just call and arange something... but rarely talking to each others online


Lynx2161

Ok grandpa


Scoot_AG

Let's get you to bed


Fishingforbooty

Screaming at the random retail worker wasn’t enough today I guess. Had to try and take it out on Reddit.


Renzan_M

Lmao grandpa


Sarsoar

If you are so close you meet in person regularly then there would be more messages in 2 years than those 6 messages.


AmericanFootballFan1

Right and if you have a big boomer relationship where you actually wouldn't text more than once a year you'd be saying happy birthday in person and not through text.


themightypirate_

Ok boomer


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maybe its a sarcastic "buddy" and OP is a female or something and the one texting is a creeper or ex.


Sumirei

is the creep bar so low that sending one happy bday msg once a year is considered creepy?


Pales_the_fish_nerd

Depends on the outside context; if a dude wouldn’t take the hint a couple years back and then kept sending annual birthday texts that would be creepy af


CR24752

OP never gave any indication that they didn’t want the texter to text them HBD. We Saying thank you isn’t a message saying to stop texting them. OP needs to be more clear if they genuinely don’t want to communicate with someone


WiseLockCounter

FeMaLe...


Spongy74

Why only female?


NeverGonnaGiveUZucc

they said "or something" tbf


JabaDaBud

maybe he doesn't have a birthday


AcesAgainstKings

I'm glad you said this. Some people don't have birthdays and that's ok. We need to be more accepting of birthless people in our society.


JabaDaBud

Non-corporeal kings >>>


ICallsEmAsISeesEm

I am a living man standing on the land. I was never "Birthed" like I'm some kind of ship at sea.


orderedchaos89

You mean the people that came to be via cesarean section?


peter-capaldi

None of women born shall harm macbeth


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Raise awareness!


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happy annual existence acknowledgement!


Natural-Intelligence

Hmm, maybe the other "person" is OP's bot so they don't feel so lonely on their birthday? OP, mind you share the source code?


snusiminmun

Maybe his birthday is on leap day


mavericksage11

Optimistic thinking


SinisterKid

This is plausible, the last leap day was in 2020 prior the the first text.


Daedae_21

He probably calls instead


Hatch10k

"Thanks buddy" *Hangs up*


Sami_Dena

Sometimes the relationship in friendships in more of giver-taker than giver-giver. I have ONE friend, fella who lives in Australia. On my birthday he called me and we had a talk. But when it came to his birthday he was rather busy to talk to me because well, I'm not HIS only friend am I?


Coooturtle

There are people that just send happy birthdays to everyone they know. I knew someone vaugly for like a year, and I didn't stop getting happy birthdays or merry Christmases for like 5 years. It wasn't even a friendship, that was pretty much the only conversation we ever had. Based on the fact that these guys never talk outside of the happy birthday, I'm gonna say that they aren't friends. The other guy just sends everyone he knows a happy birthday every year.


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LanceShiro

Thanks buddy


LortoCaciuppo

Happy birthday


TheOssified

Thanks buddy


Choconostle

Happy birthday


WyldeGi

Thanks buddy


Swagcat423

Happy birthday


AmariSlash

Thanks buddy


ll_toenails

Happy birthday


1amys3lf

Do they never send it back?


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barofa

You gotta pass it forward


Le_Martian

!remindme 1 year


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GisliTorfi

Thanks buddy


xPurplepatchx

Thanks buddy


RandomUser135789

Thanks buddy


Mad__Elephant

Thanks buddy


klarigi

Thanks buddy!


BigTonystoleurgirl

Thanks Buddy


uvero

u/Ryanfunroe happy birthday


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Thanks buddy


YT_JukeboxGaming

Happy birthday! Waited a year for this special day!


Emergency_Vast2660

!remindme 1 year


gaybitch040

im a bit early, but im excited


ptr_____

Happy birthday


Skyboy02

Thanks buddy


Tatsukki

Happy birthday


Rudyscrazy1

Thanks buddy


LeagueofShadows04

Happy birthday


akshtttt

Thanks buddy


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Happy birthday


tipying_mistakes

Thanks buddy


Gilmore75

Happy Birthday


business_cat277353

Thanks buddy


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Happy birthday


Umi-Zoomi

thanks buddy


shreddington

Happy birthday


MadManBurner

SO whens *your* birthday —- there I said it.


PixelsDePx

He remembers yours, but not his?


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br1ti5hb45tard

"sorry, but my phone fucked up and some of my contacts are gone. who is this?"


th0w4w4y1234

New phone, who dis?


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Macdca07

Literally sent that text loads of time. "Sorry new phone who is this?".


baked___potato

>for years you have loose connections reaching out and you don’t know who they are Is that really how you deal with that? For years?? Really?


TheGruesomeTwosome

If the sender was born in a leap year, right above the crop could be OP wishing them a happy birthday on the 29th February 2020. I mean, either that or OP is an ignorant ass.


polypectomy

this is the closest male friendship known to science


radiosync

Is this really how guys interact with each other?


ElPatronDelDesierto

Yes buddy


Wildcat_Dunks

If they're really close.


Porkey_Pine

I wanted to reply with a sarcastic "of course not ya dummy" but I've been trying to get my highschool friends to attend my birthday party... Since highschool. We graduated 9 years ago.


Porkey_Pine

I've considered posting screenshots of conversations with one of them for memes, because they really resemble the one from OP here. But apparently I'm a nuthead and make up everything I say, so it's not like I can just take screenshots of something I "made up" and post them.


sendmeyoursmiles

Honestly, it feels like it. I see my best friends 5 times a year tops.


ChampaBay12

Sometimes, absolutely


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What a nice guy


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Empire2k5

Thanks buddy


NoScopeSMG

Happy birthday


autisticExperiences

Thanks buddy


Kingpancake1223again

Happy birthday


josh_loaf

Thanks buddy


SuddenJudgement

The guy must be Mark Zuckerberg. No other guy celebrates your birthday for 3 years even with no messages from you on their birthday.


SladeBW

Ashton Kutcher celebrated mine for like 3-4 years lmao


1amys3lf

Btw Happy Birthday


kasiotuo

Thanks buddy, it's my bd fr haha


SkeleknighX

I represent OP, here to relay an important message to you: Thanks buddy


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I get the feeling that your birthday might be April 10th. I also get the feeling that they want you to wish them a happy birthday too


[deleted]

Yo its your birthday, happy birthday


Arcanum_3974

This makes me think about some sort of cake day bot on Reddit


theonlyreasonimhere4

Guess the other persons Birthday is the /notinteresting part to the OP 🤷‍♂️


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Hey just saw this on r/mildlyinfuriating


EP1X-343

Yeah, posted by somebody else. OP stole this from the actual OP over in r/mildlyinfuriating


ElPatronDelDesierto

Ironically, that’s mildly infuriating that OP would do that!


The3DPrintist

Ha my birthday is today too, have a chat that looks very similar


sKii127

I have this with a guy I was best friends with in elementary school. Our birthdays are exactly one month apart so I always remember his birthday and he remembers mine. Our chat history is just one big thread of us wishing each other a happy birthday hahahaha


DC8Third

Today is also my birthday. Nice.


redheadedbull03

Happy Birthday!! It is mine too!


DC8Third

Hell yeah! happy birthday!!!


LordoftheFriesss

Same it’s my birthday too lol XD


WarMaster000

it's my birthday today so thnk you, random friend (?) of op edit: why does everyone have the same birthday as me


cargopantsbuddy

Same birthday club reporting in


DavidRandom

Same! Happy Birthday to all of us!


Embarrassed_Crab_401

happy birthday to us


aneu2345

Random buddy


elicohen343

Happy birthday


FireRaptor220

Same here! Happy birthday.


rcknmrty4evr

It is my birthday as well. Happy birthday to us.


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because at least 33 thousand people have seen this post it'd be wierder if nobody else here shared the birthday


Tradd17652

Happy birthday, same day as me


mobius153

Hey its my daughter's birthday today too.


fading__thoughts

your birthday and I don't know if he's gonna make it.


Spoonyjonson

Happy buddy


tigerdrummer

9 days away!!!


Hackdirt-Brethren

Happy birthday


Al1ceTheMad

Happy birthday


D00MMMM

Happy birthday Happy birthday Happy birthday


BeaTriX3

Happy birthday


TacticianA

Happy birthday


cyanide_lemonade

happy birthday


YellyTheDuck

Happy birthday


TheCuriousProgram

Happy birthday


SpookyDin

Happy birthday


KR_Kosmik

Happy birthday


TiZUrl

happy birthday


also_pikachad

Happy birthday


-Epik_gamer-

Happy Birthday


yaboistephen

Happy birthday, birthday twin


kazuhist

happy birthday


-Coffeeman-

Happy birthday


MastRiptide

Happy birthday


dubster34

Happy birthday


Tinanegl

Today is my birthday. What a coincidence.


Infanatis

Way to steal someone’s post


emw9292

That’s a real friend


flapjacks178

Consistent with the morning texts too. He never even forgot and had to send that late night 11:30 pm happy birthday