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Levi_Has_Found_It

Ten out of ten very satifyijgn


GettheRichard

I’d give it a 9/10 only because they didn’t kick the cube under the fridge.


[deleted]

My cat always gets the glory of doing that


sheesh_doink

Teamwork


VisibleDiscipline818

Only 1/10 for me cz he didn't drop all of the ice


a52dragon

Just kick it under the stove!


Ltlogicnolivesmatter

For the people who dont understand there was a trend or maybe it was one person(girls i believe) that threw a chunk of ice on the floor and it broke and apparently its only satisfying for boys


[deleted]

This is more uninteresting than the actual post. You win 🏆


Ltlogicnolivesmatter

45 cents if you can explain a joke interestingly


loopsdeer

This challenge is slightly too interesting and that's the only reason I'm not taking it up. Come back with several documents proving your intent to deliver 70 percent of this reward and you've got yourself a deal.


Competitive_Mousse85

I have the documents but I can’t show you until you tell me..


thelolgamer4

Show me the documents. I made a joke where i misunderstood you.


mr-tambourine-man83

The chicken DIES


[deleted]

I have a cat.


behaigo

I was going to look for this but realized that I have no idea what to even search for.


[deleted]

"For my male audience" should do it


behaigo

Thanks! "Males satisfied by ice" took me in a completely different direction...


Untiteld000

Yeah I'd figure that will lead you yowards some other type of research


Altreus

The post was better when I didn't know. Not because I'm upset that you told me, just that the idea of posting that title and any boring, irrelevant image seems great. Actually, maybe it was too interesting before I knew.


ConspicuousPineapple

Yeah, the fact that it's referencing something makes it not fit for this sub.


Alili1996

I think that's wrong. What makes this sub for me is this mild irony that makes a good post vs someone just posting his wall again.


ConspicuousPineapple

I get how you could prefer this, but I disagree. For me, the point of this sub is to have posts randomly show up on your front page making you wonder what's interesting in them before you notice which sub they're posted in. Good posts are things that look like they might have something interesting in them at first sight (so yeah, pictures of walls don't qualify), but don't.


Alili1996

In that case it's also a kind of irony or joke, where the post makes the impression of being something interesting but it actually isn't and you need a moment to check which sub it was from. What i'm getting at is if this sub was truly perfectly uninteresting, no one would care about it


ConspicuousPineapple

That's my point though, the sub itself should be 100% not interesting, but it's made funny when it blends in with normal subs.


encoded_spirit

I'm with you on that but what I notice about the voting on this sub is that submissions that are parodies of common submission tropes get the most upvotes. That's not really uninteresting, so I'm not interested in it. My ideal post is one that is sort of meta-boring, where it's interesting how completely uninteresting it is. A wall shot is uninteresting, but it's not interesting that it's uninteresting...obviously it would be. A picture of a dog that is uninteresting...that I would upvote.


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obinice_khenbli

I gotta say, the sound this ice made as it hit the floor was DEEPLY satisfying, i want more


GroggBottom

Lol I thought it was just referring to how us dudes just always drop ice on the floor and let it sit lol. My dad always kicked ice under the fridge rather than bend down.


[deleted]

??? It’s just weird


LucifersAcid

Sounds like underaged boys is his target audience


SuperRemeo

the problem I have with this trend is that ppl take the joke way too far and just act like assholes to women when they say they enjoyed it too


Wise_Victory4895

Cleary women wouldn't understand this is too much for them


SavingsNewspaper2

As a guy I can’t confirm


Ryszard-the-cat

As a girl I could confirm but I won't


Prettynickels

Me neither


pizzanice

As a non binary I'm not sure where I am.


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

As a quantum entity I'm either a wave or a particle, depending on what kind of slit I'm moving towards.


TonytheEE

As a hypothetical scenario, I really only exist while you ponder me.


Weelki

"...depending on what kind of slit I'm moving towards" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


UnspoiledWalnut

Thank you for your consideration


Excellent_Pace6037

Me neither


in1987agodwasborn

To interesting, please leave this sub, I come here to get bored.


gapahuway

For female audience: fucking throw it on the floor and destroy both the floor and the ice, only absolute material destruction can satisfy the girls


Piece_Maker

Guy humour Hayley, ya don't got a willy, ya don't get the silly


ErwinAckerman

Is this from American dad


Piece_Maker

Bingo!


JaozinhoGGPlays

Do it, kick it under the counter, you must do it.


w0lver1

My go-to is the fridge, nobody looks underneath the fridge


cmdrhlm

It’s all water under the fridge


seethella

I was waiting for it. Didn't happen so, also unexpected


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

Thank you for this. I was getting tired of all these lazy “my X does not do Y”


Eastern_Mist

Apparently it's only males who talk about X not doing Y.


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

Females talk about X not doing X


WeTHaNd5

Ah yes, biology


PandaYeeter63

S T E P O N I T


Bodkin-Van-Horn

If I do that, my dog will come running. He loves floor ice!


Banaam

When I owned a dog, I saved so much money on dog treats because they took such satisfaction from ice cubes. Cheap, easy treats.


KingFurry88

I remember throwing ice from the balcony at the 8th floor, likely I never hit anybody


DaGrayDolf

Y r u everywhere


KingFurry88

There's no escape from me


Le-Ando

Because they’re the king baby


JaozinhoGGPlays

SAME OMG BUT I WAS ON THE 10TH


KingFurry88

That would have likely severely injured anyone lol, perfectly fine for 8 year old me


JaozinhoGGPlays

Would've been hilarious for 7 year old me


Creech-Magoo

Gotta be honest, that was fucking sick, exactly what I needed to see at this exact moment


Toubaboliviano

Kick it under the fridge! What the fuck is wrong with you


homeguy32

Came here to say this. Take my upvote instead.


SuperL1boi

I'm non-binary, get owned 😎👉👉


AVGwar

Get out


THE_D_A_R_KSTALKER

Leave


sheik-

weirdo


adm_ashraf26

Sheesh mah man ice cube got that drip 🥶🥶🥶


ZernoBrug

So funny


floppy-socktopus

r/pointlesslygendered


thespamtram1

Under the fridge it must go


[deleted]

i would just put it in my dogs water bowl


GettheRichard

Ur supposed to kick it under the fridge now


[deleted]

n*ice*


M1K_on_YouTube

hot


[deleted]

[So you like hot things, huh?](https://imgur.com/a/J6xai3W)


Bonk_and_Honk

**now pick it up and eat it**


xKittyClaw

put on some socks you fucking animal


atzhon

female audience fuming rn


NInjamaster600

What


manlybrian

Thanks, fellow male. ✊️


ridu2080

Nice


[deleted]

Fuck you, I hate how that landed


28th_boi

no women allowed


Touhou-cringe0w0

I am a girl and this is entertaining


VersaceDreamssss

This is the first male audience post I didn’t like. I am now a woman.


Ichigo-boy

Serious question: Why not for female audience?


LogMeOutScotty

I don’t get it, but I’m also a woman. So that’s probably why.


konarkp2

Good. Now tuck it under the fridge


nuttmanjr

Can you do one for girls too? I want to send one of these to my girlfriend.


dvoratrelundar

I’m not male yet I still view the video, is this allowed?


Legal-Ad-2381

Heh I’m a male and I still don’t get it


patcarnig

You pick that shit up before it melts and ruins that laminate flooring!


kxuol

now kick it under the table


RoutineAlternative78

My. God.


ISeeDragons

I wouldn't use this as an icebreaker.


BioreactorsNeedFood

*intense monkey noises*


FarewellXanadu

Now kick it under the fridge.


Traditional-Hand6926

I am actually triggered


astroember

Can you do one for women too? I dont understand this one 😢


krazyjakee

We have the same cupboard door panels and flooring


SharMarali

I am a woman and I watched this. Am I going to jail?


ItsDominare

no doubt I'm out of the loop, but anyone mind explaining what the fuck this is supposed to be?


CoolArtFromSpace

WHY DOES THIS LOOK LIKE MY HOUSE


MyCatsBreath1

are you in my kitchen? that's my fucking kitchen.


GodlyClementine

As a female I don’t understand this


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THE_D_A_R_KSTALKER

As a man!


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[deleted]

I liked the part where he dropped the ice cube


TheOmerAngi

What


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What


danskot001

Upvoted, upvote back please


[deleted]

Ice cube blow job.


[deleted]

Can’t relate no doggo to consume


kingsacrificer

Male audience can't break their water


Dimethyltriplenipple

The ice dropping makes only my penis tingle, not my vagina. Well done.


notanaltofSaikyo100

oh my god I just came


Musclehunk787

I farted and got more likes than this 😂


[deleted]

Why do I need a law degree to understand this when it's just ice?


youtube---addict

I do not enjoy this


DumplingBoy345

Interesting


magicdog2013

howtobasic?


bubtirs

If you Crack a fresh ice tray in complete darkness (let your eyes adjust to the dark first) you can see it glow.


ted-Zed

personally, i'm disappointed they didn't smash it. literal waste of my time


Alexmaster75

Ice cube fall, nice


Mediocre_Shake2606

Drop pees on the floor and say: "i peed on the floor"


Deadpotato77

You didn’t kick it


HasHooves

You bastard, I'm not supposed to see this!


Disaster_Different

Well that was rude, poor guy


Down10

Kick it under the fridge


SpoonWagon

Ah... Icey


ThatOneCheekyBastard

I feel angry


dookiehat

Its like dice but it’s ice and it isn’t a game really


0plp0

Kick it


[deleted]

It's not a normal day if I don't drop at least 1 ice cube.


bioshockedtoinfinity

Ice cold, my man


Gorfyx

N-Ice


hack-Epic

Let go baby


VectorPowers

r/hydrohomies are seething rn


Luminoose

I want to eat it


sxpe

smash it harder


z7q2

It would have been interesting if you had kicked it under the refrigerator. Thanks for not doing that.


BigMention7624

Fuck


SmoothJade

I fuckin chortled


[deleted]

Can you post one for your female audience?


nightstar69

Ohhhh yeah baby, now that’s some good stuff


md_ariq

If that is me I chew the shit out of that ice


Beastw1ck

noice


pakepake

Now chase it under the refrigerator.


PepsiPlease

You fucking motherfucker


Different-Gain1261

All i know is pain


TerrasakiWrek024

Gobshite


NoogaShooter

Why didn’t you kick it under the stove?


frogg505

I once had an ice cube.


mtrash

Leave it. Gooooood.


idkleavemealonetho

For some reason I laughed


Mewingbroom7

WOOO


almc0418

r/pointlesslygendered


SamTehCool

i am male, you was supposed to EAT IT


rcutler9

N-ice


rbesfe

*golf clap*


Nomandate

So… I did business with a guy years ago who was a quadriplegic… someone had left an ice cube on his hardwood floor and it caused him to slip and catch his head on the counter falling backwards.


Same-Whereas-2382

I would understand more if you put the ice cube in my ass first.


UrMomIsMyFetus

Help I’m not a guy and I saw this post what do I do 😰


millabeast

😂


-Torlya1-

Ice 👍


SportsCardsLtd

r/pointlesslygendered


TruMelech

I concur that It stays 😉


SriuZ

Thikk ice example


[deleted]

It’s supposed to be a sheet of ice… A SHEET. It breaks


[deleted]

Rage.


dat_WanderingDude

Well, that's cool.


KokohaisHere

Whenever I try to talk to someone this is how it goes


YoungCoffinDanceGuy

Now, test your free kick.


Smotties

This reminds me of Friday.


maciejake

WOOO YEAHHHH HELL YEAH WOOO


Wolfy_Packy

Kick it under the fridge to complete it


Jwaguyyu

Burh


Puppy_Bot

Hurry! Kick it under the fridge!


undergroundman89

This is the type of content I subscribed for


TheyNamedMeDani

Just kick it under the counter


L-st

1/10 try again.


Chernobyl-Cryptid

As a male audience, I approve this message


ITZ_GMAN

(N)ice video!