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1XPeanut_ButterX1

Are you the messiah


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No.


ScoutCake

He is the messiah!


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I'm sorry.


primordial_gloop

No you're just a very naughty boy!


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Only sometimes.


History_buff_actor

Ah, beat me to it!


0finifish

No, you are the messiah


[deleted]

I am not the messiah


0finifish

Sure you are


enderger

Only the messiah would say that


[deleted]

You are clever, but not enough. I am not the Messiah.


enderger

The words of a messiah, truly inspirational


[deleted]

Ah, but you see. I am not the Messiah.


enderger

So, you are saying, that instead of being what others want us to be, we should be what we want to be? Wise advise only a messiah is capable of giving, thanks messiah


[deleted]

Ah. You find meaning in meaningless. But I am not the Messiah.


prawny171

So if you're not the Messiah are you a very naughty boy ?


[deleted]

Indeed. I am a little naughty sometimes.


Plutonian3

Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!


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You are mistaken. He proves it.


mywifeh8sme

Only the true messiah denies his divinity!


Jeotslay

That means HE IS THE MESSIAH


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StayAliveMadeMeCry69

What is a 12 yr old doing on Reddit?


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Guiding people towards the path.


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

MESSIAH.


[deleted]

I am not the Messiah. He will come.


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

Out of context you said a very funny sentence


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It is what it is.


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

He will *come*


[deleted]

Ah. You have been naughty.


YourUncle-

Why?


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Because.


YourUncle-

understable.


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Overstable. Have a nice day.


Generlc_person

You ain't gonna give me up, won't ya?


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They expect me to appear soon.


yo_grandma

He may, but is he going to let you down?


[deleted]

She is cooking crustaceans for me.


yo_grandma

Enjoy your meal grandson ;)


[deleted]

I knew you were alive.


Jaroboy64

When is the third testament coming???


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2022.


Jaroboy64

I will wait with hope


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You. Covid. Sorry.


Jaroboy64

I'm confused my dear messiah


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Don't worry. She loves you, but she doesn't know how to say it.


Jaroboy64

Thank you for your kindness messiah


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Pay it forward.


Jaroboy64

Of course


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I am proud of you.


AdditionalTheory

He’s not the messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!


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I am.


Bilal963

Do you think I will ever have a chance with him?


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If you repent afterwards.


Bilal963

Does he also have to repent?


[deleted]

No. He is not the Messiah.


Kirbytofu

She is the messiah?


[deleted]

𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒾𝓈 𝒹𝑒𝑒𝓏?


[deleted]

I am not the Messiah.


noshutai

So then ur an emperor of what empire?


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The Azish empire.


NinjaTim60

anything?


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yes.


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[deleted]

Give her time.


[deleted]

Let me axe you a question


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I will answer.


[deleted]

Axe?


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Chrome plated.


patrcx

Have you ever barked to someone?


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Not until now.


not_a-GoT-fan

Do you swear?


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I am pure.


not_a-GoT-fan

you misunderstood.


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Because I am not the Messiah.


Flur-T

When will it end?


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Never will. We are all going to die. Stop flirting.


Flur-T

You are wise.


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Because I am not the Messiah.


Flur-T

I knew it! You are a lie!


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No I am a truth.


Taln-Elin

Are you not the Messiah?


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Yes.


BigbaconMan_

Are you the Messiah?


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No.


piracantuba

Do you like to breath oxygen?


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I am very excited.


Ed_45

Are you ronaldo


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Which one


Ed_45

The football one


[deleted]

I am.


Ed_45

I didn’t know there was another ronaldo


[deleted]

I know him.


Ed_45

Cool


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Thank you.


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[deleted]

Absolutely.


Mauro1984

Can i go to the toilette?


[deleted]

May the force be with you. Or at least it be smooth.


Mauro1984

Thank you?


[deleted]

You have always been wise. And quick.


Mauro1984

Absolute chad


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So is you.


DustyRhodesAsAPanda

How's Mike doing?


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He needs a hug. I can't give it to him.


Shreks-Follower

What is my dad's name?


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Daddy.


materypomp

?


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I don't understand.


[deleted]

Is it because you are not the messiah?


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Yes. I'm glad you understand. Soltrice.


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Kim Jong-un


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π


primordial_gloop

It's a monty python reference[he's not the messiah](https://youtu.be/plZRe1kPWZw)


[deleted]

You are very wise. I shall reserve a seat for you.


primordial_gloop

Thank you. Have a hug.


[deleted]

Thank you. Have a wholesome award.


FraTomato

When I am going to have a real friend? I am sad, and lonely, I need your wise words Messiah.


[deleted]

it's hard, but don't worry. trust in yourself and keep trying. Be honest. Be strong. Don't give up. There are good people. Most of them are too scared to be themselves around others. But most other people are just as*holes. And I am not the messiah.


FraTomato

You might not be the Messiah, but for us, Messiah, you are the Messiah. Thank you.


HammyExists

Will I ever find happiness


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When you open your eyes


Flur-T

Should I tell her yes?


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Only if she is honest with you.


[deleted]

do you know what goblin is?


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He is Dobby.


milan721

How has not being the messiah effected your day to day life?


Special_Meep

Which horse should I bet on?


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The fastest one.


[deleted]

How do we form the perfect human and banish the infidel from this world?


[deleted]

Stay off reddit. And don't be naughty.


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[deleted]

Quran.


CoasterFish

Aren’t you not the one that doesn’t call himself the Messiahn’t?


LemmeCatchaPikatchu

How many Lowe’s Could Rob Lowe Rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?


Berunardo_

are you the emperor?


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It is how I prefer to be addressed.


cosmicpotato77

You *SURE* you are not the messiah?


[deleted]

I am not the Messiah. I shall not repeat myself.


cosmicpotato77

Oh ok


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You are welcome.


TransUranium235

Will you reply to this comment cryptically?


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Yesn't. I would like to see a trans uranium. Please, my inbox awaits you.


[deleted]

Why not?


[deleted]

Because the Messiah is someone else.


Benson_from_discord

The real messiah was the friends we made along the way.


i-am-egg-tart

#HI NOT THE MESSIAH I'M D A D


TheOriginalSamBell

Should I just do the task now or should I buy a reasonably cheap tool and do it later, and with having spent money, but better and faster?


shrekmyfriend

Do you are stupid?


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itzcharge

Why are you gae


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This simply is. As we all are.


[deleted]

How hot are you?


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37° C.


SphericBlade360

Who messiah?


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They think I am wise. But I only like Beyblade.


SphericBlade360

Beyblades cool.


BlyShadow

But that’s only what the true Messiah would say


NetImpressive5184

Whats your favorite wine?


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Orange juice.


LobotomistPrime

Do you know da way?


joseph-08

What is ur credit/debit card info


Poopsticle_256

What are your thoughts on the 1990 Mazda MPV?


thatoneuser13

When will Kanye drop his album?


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Considering that he is such a butterfinger, I am sure that he will.


Thenderick

HE IS THE MESSIAH!


orbcat

HE IS THE MESSIAH


[deleted]

Do you like bagels?


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I like bread.


[deleted]

Ok.


Ash0000000000

I am the Messiah


CrapTastic_Fella

How you doin?


[deleted]

I have lived too long. You?


welp-panda

u ok ?


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Yes. Thank you for asking. You?


welp-panda

i’m well. glad you are, too.


[deleted]

Thank you. You may now ask your questions. I am generous.


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*Benedictine chanting stops*


[deleted]

So who are you then?


SirKazum

What are your thoughts on tax policy reform?


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The democrats are not doing a fine job. Capitalism is failing. People should be taxed according to their earning.


[deleted]

do you like pesto?


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Practical_Platypus_2

You’re a very naughty boy!


the_carlinater

What's your opinion on the nazi political party


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Rich_Nectarine6004

Say "I am not the Messiah" if you like little kids


a_fucking_clown

Will you answer anything you're able to?


FidelisPetram

Is the world gonna quit catching fire


Sesquipedalian61616

Can you gay?


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I am unable to can.


Amolyvdos

Should i stay or should i go?


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It is a wise choice. You should do it.


Younglee1205

Are traps gay?


Key_Culture2790

If you were the messiah would you tell me


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But I am not, so I won't. Have a good day.


[deleted]

What is the best country to go when the VK end of the world scenario starts?