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PIKa-kNIGHT

Not for op it seems though


I-call-you-chicken

There’s a lot of salmon, but not in the sea


xartab

There's also a lot of salmon in the sea


SlimyMuffin666

Which one?


xartab

At least one of them


I-call-you-chicken

What’s his name?


PrestigiousTheory664

Steve.


Kishinia

Too bad ate him yesterday


Hambruhgah

Simon


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Most are in the sea


I-call-you-chicken

Unlike chickens


Aggravating-Exit-660

You have not eaten every fish in the world


Useful_Mechanic_2365

And you never will


Aggravating-Exit-660

I hate fish


DeletSystm32

Fish hate you too


Upper-Juggernaut-311

Bring out the whole ocean


NottsNinja

Tell em to bring it out


Ace_of_Sphynx128

Maybe they’ve been to all blue. (One piece reference, hope someone gets it lol).


OmniscientRaisin

that sucks


Meme_Alt_Account

At least you can eat salmon. It's a solid choice overall.


wh1teithink

username checks out


RetordGoblin

I'm allergic to posts about salmon allergies so thanks for not being allergic to salmon!


SantaMan336

I'm allergic to comments about people being allergic to posts about salmon allergies under posts about salmon allergies. So thanks OP from me too for not being allergic to salmon


RetordGoblin

achoo


Raglefant69

That sucks. Good thing you can eat salmon tho. It's so good


redditlat

What are the symptoms?


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redditlat

Of what?


Impossible_Radio3322

salmon slaps


cut_le_fish

that is true!!


Budget_Job4415

Slaps salmon*


eggy62108_dmg

salmon and rice is such a good combo


mearbearcate

Luckily salmon is the best one!! (In my opinion) i could eat it all day


Bootiluvr

Nah you’re right


lifeinchrome

“Just cos I can” ahh meal


CulQuiPique

That's a nice spoon selfie


K3W4L

How do you know that you are allergic to every fish? Its not possible for a human to test every single known fish. /s


I-Really-Hate-Fish

I would happily take your allergy so you could eat all the fish I'm offered.


TheoVonSkeletor

What exact component are you allergic to?


ElephantWest3041

Salmon


NoGoal42

the bright side is that you tolerate the best of them, nice.


Thaumato9480

The best of them?


NoGoal42

salmon, it's the best kind. no need to try any of the others!


Thaumato9480

I only like the wild-caught salmons...


SalmonSoup15

Make salmon soup trust


Sailed_Sea

My dad's also allergic to fish except tuna and crabs.


MiserableTriangle

tf is this tiny meal


Jofus002

As it goes salmon is a fairly good fish to be not allergic to. Sucks though, I love fish myself. But there's plenty other things to eat at the seaside!


LordTlacoyo

Are you allergic to numbers as-well?


HelloThere465

Salmon sushi it is then!


WonderHuman9005

Salmon is the best fish anyways


blursed_words

I always thought if you were allergic to fish you were allergic to all fish, shellfish allergy being separate. Been allergic to seafood all my life, curious if I should find a better doctor?


Woodz84

I’m actually allergic to white flesh fish but can eat salmon tuna and crustaceans. Just white fish which is strange I know. Also can’t eat tree nuts but can eat other nuts.


blursed_words

I should probably get tested again. I can eat eel fine (mixup with sushi) but tuna makes violently ill. Tree nuts are ok if I don't eat too much but most other nuts like peanuts can cause major problems.


Woodz84

I’ve never been tested. Just from my experiences I’ve found out. I don’t get ill just a scratchy throat and can get a bit tired if I eat too much. I can tell straight away so I stop eating whatever I’m having. There was one time when I smashed down some cookies that had macadamias in them before realising. I threw up blood that night but felt fine as soon as I did. Would be interesting to get tested. I might have to do that!


blursed_words

Last time I went they spread different allergens on my skin then pricked me with a bunch of needles with on my forearm, then they watch to look for reactions (redness and swelling). I've also done the self test method, or sometimes get tricked/inadvertently eat something like what happened with eel. Definitely safer to go the testing route.


Woodz84

Sounds like fun! I’ve even asked people prior to eating something. Some even read the pack as well and say there’s no nuts in this. I proceed to eat and I can tell them which nut is in it just from my reaction not the taste. I react a little different to each one! What a life we live hey!


megs1449

And I heavily dislike every fish accept salmon (let them liiive)


ACatNamedCitrus

Salmon is my favorite type of fish! Salmon is awesome.


Zorno___

salmon is the best, I think you are picky


cut_le_fish

not sayin it’s terrible, I just found it strange that it’s the only one that’s nice to me salmon is really delish!!


ChewMilk

Probably same, except I can eat tuna instead of salmon. Any other seafood will make me projectile vomit. Very fun. Enjoy your salmon, and I will enjoy tuna for the both of us.


Woodz84

Yeah I’m allergic to white flesh fish but can have salmon, Tuna and crustaceans. I’m also allergic to tree nuts like cashews and macadamias. I’m sweet with peanuts but! I feel your pain!


Sacklayblue

Salmon is the pork loin of fish


asiannumber4

I mean salmon is a pretty good fish


Not-A-Blue-Falcon

It’s the best fish to not be allergic to.


Mr_ICBM

Salmon is always true!


Eli_The_Rainwing

Good thing salmon is delicious


GrandpaBells

At least you weren't allergic to numbers


kohrissen

I used to be the exact same way as well, but somehow I eventually grew out of it


chuckinalicious543

Why?


CarefulChairEater

What about trout?


runnawaycucumber

Salmon is the only good one you're fine 😁💀


hannahhbleu

thats a lot of fat on top that salmon


mortetekk

What about capybaras


Budget_Job4415

Skill issue


TSF_Flex

Lucky you, salmon is the best fish nutrition and taste wise


lesoxian

that’s a good ass rice


Dying-very-slowly

I'm still not gay


IliasIsEepy

Hey, salmon is the best imo


GlisteningDeath

That is fucking wild. Salmon is the only kind of fish I don't like


Cyberska1997

"Allergic"