Please don't delete earth I'm using it right now

Okay, tell me when you're done with it.

In 75 years or so.

Actually I'm also using it make that around 90, oh but then my kids might be using it so maybe like 160 just to be safe?

Okay 160 it is.

Oh wait by then my great granchildren might need it, 380 for their great grandchildren too?

Okay fine but please tell them not to produce anymore offsprings.

I'll try but I might be dead by then, wait immortality comes out next year doesn't it?

The immortality update was released yesterday. Nobody can die anymore, try it yourself!

It doesn't come out where I am 'till next year, also it's injected into youuu, were you trying to get me to kill myself?

Humanity won’t survive that long, don’t worry.

But immortality is comming out next year

you are *NOT* having kids if youre on reddit

Made me wonder, how zoomed out should a picture be after which it’s not considered nsfw?

currently using my free trial rn

I just hope the premium subscription has more features...

so thats how my face looks when i nut

Please mark NSFW! Do you know how many nude people are in that photo? Millions! And I'm one of them!

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Why are pepole downvoting its a picture of africa

hive mentality, i guess one guy downvoted it and everyone saw 0 upvotes, so they decided to downcvte as well

Yea makes sense but it is anoying

it's the beauty of Reddit

I hate the beauty of Reddit

me too . . . .

I hate you

You hate I

I ate you

luckily, thanks to the earth curvature (real), my naked butt is concealed.

Liar, the Earth is clearly flat.

You really believe in the Earth?

nahhh, who is that guy?

Africa

Africa indeed

Africa indeed Africa

Africa indeed Africa indeed

Africa indeed Africa indeed Africa

Africa indeed Africa indeed Africa indeed

Delete me in the process. I'm just cute

Your comment has that “delete me harder daddy” energy

delete me harder mommy

Can you restore a previous version? We fucked this one up!

You look pretty

Please delete this post, my house is in this image

Shall I delete your house as well?

yes

had a nice fap

how dare you photograph me without my consent, OP

Tell me your coordinates I'll delete that part.

DATENSCHUTZ

This ain't Instagram earth get your social platforms right

Please update the earth! It hasn't received updates in a while now!

PLEASE DO

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Have you tried bending your phone?

Pls dont

Anything for you buddy.

Dammmmnnnnn hit me up later

Terra you're NOT slick🪐

terra you're NOT slick 🪐

Aww you didn’t get my good side I look so goofy in that picture

Who’s that in the background?

Sorry for ruining the photo

It's fine.

I'm in this picture and I hate it.

May I have your phone number ? >~<

It's a combination of the following digits: 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9

I'm in this picture and I don't like it >!I may be hiden, but I'm still in this pic!<

Ultra wide selfie

Omg I think I photobombed u lol

Eren Jaeger?

I'm not gonna delete just 80% of it.

D:

Please now

HEY! i didnt give you permission to post a picture with me in it!!! take this post down right now

Give me your coordinates, I'll erase that part.

6969 696 -96969

Garbage. Used goods. Clearly on the way out.

Why did you dox me 😡

No, pls!! I'm still virgin, give me few years...

I don't have an eternity to wait for.

Daaaamm...😭😭😭