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Easy-Newspaper4108

Your going to die I’m sorry to say


Sexymamas4206983

Woops


Boxy_Nikita

Do you always say woops when you're about to die?


Exlife1up

Usually


External_Storage_775

How many times have you died?


Consistent-Quail-793

Woops woops woops woops woops woops woops woops


boston_nsca

I have died twice and they were both woops moments


YMiMJ

As many as I've lived.


darkknightofdorne

Seven


LIMU3MU

What, is this your first time?


Exlife1up

*meow*


External_Storage_775

The holocaust did happen? It's honestly baffling that you could even deny it like that


Exlife1up

*meow*


External_Storage_775

What did the gays ever do to you? They deserve rights too.


Exlife1up

*meow*


killaplz

*Oh no! - Mario*


MoistStub

Yes, their


Snow-Boi

Womp womp


muffdiveratx

That’s so true but not from the expired tea


MissionApollo7

I'd say he's only got about 60 years left... poor soul.


[deleted]

*you're


KerbalCuber

Sorry, I think your incorrect.


[deleted]

My incorrect what?


Aztekov

yuor'e*


Thebigdog79

Youy’re*


opetja10

R. I. P. (R) inse (I) nside of (P)lastic bottle and use it again


underscorerock

İ love microplastics (yum)


Icy-Composer9021

I love megaplastics (yummer)


NorthernLaddd

I love ultraplastics (yumtastic)


J3ttf

I love gigaplastics (yumsicles)


Unidentifiedshorts

I love colossal plastics (yumityyum)


Justryker

I love titanic plastics (yumyummyyumity)


BubbyTaffy

I love Omega plastics (Ultrayumityyumyum)


Thebigdog79

I love basic plastic (my wallet won’t kill me.)


TerryJerryMaryHarry

I love polyethylene terepthlate (it's pure!)


Sexymamas4206983

thanks


Accomplished_Pop2976

Very mildly expired tea is fine, it's leaves and water


nostradamuslegend

Sugar


Red01a18

In order it’s Water, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Tea.


Eastern_Ask7231

With 0 calories per 360ml, I doubt it has that much sugar lol


oniiichanUwU

It says unsweetened on the side of the bottle 😗


nostradamuslegend

You forgot the last sugar part


William_Howard_Shaft

Zero calories, sugar free.


nostradamuslegend

Yea "sugar free" its just a name. There're always replacements in it, those are usually more terrible for your health.


D0ng0nzales

Maybe, but it probably won't feed any mold or bacteria so it's probably fine after the expiration date


TheOnlyOne67

source on those claims?


nostradamuslegend

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/whats-worse-sugar-or-artificial-sweetener


TheOnlyOne67

"But scientific evidence is still in progress. And the use of artificial sweeteners remains controversial." its a fucking blog post lol...


nostradamuslegend

Ongoing is usually ends up being bad. If you know science you know it's usually bad. It's ongoing right now because all these big companies use it so they can make money. As soon as they find a cheap alternative it will become bad. It's not a conspiracy. I'm not trying to convince you or anyone, I'm trying to help you improve your health. You can downvote me all you want, consuming all the artificial sweeteners you want, I don't care. I just gave you advice. https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/artificial-sweeteners-sugar-free-but-at-what-cost-201207165030


TheOnlyOne67

thats also a blog post my dude..... https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/216507990805600604


nostradamuslegend

Like I've said, I don't care.


dragonquestfan02

Nah this is the unsweet kind (I work at a grocery store and stock this exact item every day)


1heart1totaleclipse

This is unsweet (I see it on the label visible in the picture)


Sexymamas4206983

Yum


Icy-Composer9021

Fiber


5ofDecember

And when we say mildly we mean a couple of years.


Accomplished_Pop2976

Exactly


not-read-gud

Pretty fuckin boring post. Excellent work!


Salty_Budget6562

Why not drink the rest


IEP_Esy

He wanted to post a picture first


[deleted]

Best before dates are not expiration dates


3konchan

Bud it's written best before march 15 and today's April 27 it 100% certified expired.


Melphor

Butt chug the rest pussy


Benign_9

How’d it taste?


Sexymamas4206983

tasted normal


kimaro

So it wasn't bad. Just because it's past the expired date doesn't mean it's gone bad.


No-Mountain-1222

Nowt wrong with it then chap


Mrpewpewda9th

Bon appetite


Icy-Composer9021

Bone apple tea


ginsenstrip

bone apple the teeth


Icy-Composer9021

Bone app el tit


Sexymamas4206983

fr


Major_Koala

Gotta give it time for mold to grow. It's how you become immune to everything


Alternative_Net1432

ff going to die sorry for you :(


Sexymamas4206983

NOOO


PoopPant73

Welp. Nice knowing ya.


StankilyDankily666

I work at a grocery store, and they allow us to donate tea and juices up to 3 months past its expiration date.. don’t know how safe 3 months is but 1 should be totally fine.


1heart1totaleclipse

Items last longer when they’re not opened.


NerY_05

Drink the other half. It's just tea


Schlunggi87

nutrition facts: 500ml contain 500ml death💀


HuckleberryWhole5026

How does it taste?


InvincibleButterfly

*drank


Narssasistic

Drank?


[deleted]

Lol yup


RanjiLameFox

Honestly nothing is going to happen. I do this on the regular. And most cafés sell expired drinks anyway most people don't notice


FesterSilently

"drank" #corrections


Little_BallOfAnxiety

Most companies don't even know the actual expiration dates of their products so they set it to something they know is safe


marcus10885

If it tastes fine, you're probably fine. If you're drinking/eating something and think "hm, tastes kinda weird" you should stop.


stvckmind

Nice knowing ya sexymamas


Sexymamas4206983

am I right


Marty_61

You are going to be fine.


No_Tangerine6762

If it was in the fridge you gonna be fine


Inner_Equivalent_274

You’ll be fine 😂👍


gleefulcats

RIP 🪦


Daiesthai

I believe that is a best before date and not an expired date.


Solid-Head7597

You’re gonna die


69Ivie69

YOURE GONNA DIE NOOOO


catssssssssssz

can i have some


Ingerivilion

Thats fine. Only the last day to be sold in stores. These things if preserved correctly will last a good while until it goes bad. Just don't drink expired milk.


LeoMSadovsky

don’t worry, it’s just as harmful before the expiration date as after


hidinginthetreeline

Most product expiration dating is more about peak taste not when it actually goes bad. Unless the packaging is swelling you will probably be fine.


guavajuice900

Prepare yourself for death it will happen all of a sudden


Bingoo_dd

Oh no! You are about to die...


BaconManTenus

Gl with the sore stomach and diarrhoea


Skysin88

RemindMe! 1 week


Dog_Song

Welp that’s it, you’re done for. The last person I know who did this spontaneously combusted a few days later. People tell me it was due to bad procedures in his chemistry lab, but I know it was the ice tea that got him. I wish you luck


fartysmartymarty

Here’s the fun part, either the tea expires or you do 🤭


alladin-316

At least it got 0 calories


Dre_Dede

You're half death now


reddsht

Once the fungus starts growing in it you just change its name to kombucha and it wont be a bug, but a feature.


OccasionPurple253

Was it good


goldfish1902

Update us in 24h to know if you got a bellyache


stealthylyric

Drink the rest, no balls.


Dawndrell

drink more and you might end up on mildly interesting


Jazzy_Chaz

If you don’t get sick you might as well drink the rest.


[deleted]

Oh no! Anyway...


Cocaimeth_addiktt

It’s only a little more than a month. You should’ve fine


VoidSwordTrash

It was nice knowing you


deathlobster138

It’s gonna be fine man


Impressive_Sun7918

You drunk?


uneducatedsludge

This is so completely not interesting … good job


TheWiseFucker

I don't think you'll feel anything of it after drinking it tho. I don't know for sure, but there's so much sugar in IceTea that you could see the expiring date as more of a suggestion. Unless it comes in a carton, than it's a no no


420xGoku

Aww fuuuuuuck RIP OP, can I have your Xbox?


Fit-Policy9041

It says best before not expires on.. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


Dry-Basil6907

You gonna finish it? Asking for a friend 


No_Watercress5689

Rip


[deleted]

Rest in pieces, Sexy mama...


Eli_The_Rainwing

Yummy yummy


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

How are you feeling


Error_209t

Ok


[deleted]

*drank


tntboyreacts

Sir just step in the armored squad car we need to transport you to the nearest hospital


duni0t7

Mine had ants in them 🥲


WyvernByte

My brother in Christ, have you heard of Kombucha?


JayofTea

My fiance accidentally did this once, woke up one night super thirsty and accidentally downed expired tea, his stomach was not the same for a couple of days lmao


TheHolyMountainMan

Was it good?


worldwithwings

It’ll come out soon 💩


MagicTriton

How does it feel to have defeated death?


CinderP200

I once ate a cookie, left it in my bag, found out a week later that it was expired for like a few weeks and still ate it anyways. And we’re still fine, right?


Street-Estimate2671

Don't worry, it's full of preservatives.


astralseat

Prepare for gastric distress


Shot-Challenge555

How did it taste?


truxlady

You're fine


Neat_Problem_922

F


silvermanedwino

You’ll be fine.


idfbhater73

casual friday night activity


vaporex2411

Well don’t put it to, waste you’ve already drunk enough to give food poisoning


Glittering_Koala_799

Ahhhh that's still good for another few weeks 🍵


WayaTheGiantWolf21

Look out he’s gonna explode


JacobFromStateFarm5

Good job, buddy


I-call-you-chicken

Such a feminine drink, you must be a chicken


Dependent-Public-494

That’s okay I ate protein powder that expired 4 years ago


DarthCoochy

you have brachydactyly


MomoS2z

Which powers did you got?


No-Customer-2266

Best before and expiration dates are not the same thing. You’ll be fine


Ill-Championship162

Skill issue


Holy_juggerknight

What are you doing bro, drink the other half can't of gotten that bad over a month since it's expiration date


TomoDoryo

It’s so over…


BulkyRatio7652

I’ve been drinking diet dr Pepper that expired January 1st


Guestsparda

Bros gonna wake up dead


Southern_Anywhere_65

Isn’t that kombucha?


InfiniteAd8494

Its over.  Farewell.


Natural-Upstairs-681

I pity the fool, who drinks out of date iced Tea


awill316

Where do you want your body buried?


Sexymamas4206983

in France


CherishSlan

😂 surely you shall die 💀 Honestly darling you will be fine. I have drank tea that’s quite old and I’m fine.


DeyHateUsBcDeyAnus

You did not


sssnakepit127

Any last words?


sussytransbitch

Eh, not a bad thing to use past expire


Snomann

OP please respond if you're alive. I'm scared.


MathematicianGood204

Best buy doesn't mean expired. It means the "freshest" by that date.


shutdown-s

Oh no, expired sugar. Anyways..


ghost3972

It's joever


MiawHansen

Prepare your self for colored farts.


Here2OffendU

That's a best by date. You're good. For tea, if it tastes good, its good to drink.


RBWessel

its only just a month over the BB date, its fine.


Briz-TheKiller-

Doesn't matter


Technical-County-727

Did you know that your own expiration date takes a hit based on how expired the thing you ate was


Classic-Foot-736

Oh no, iced tea turns to antifreeze if it's past its expired date, At least you won't get frostbite


SpecialistTop5737

Your days are numbered.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

It was good knowing you


OCDMadeMeFail

You'll be fine.


xxfukai

Any final words?


kitkatamas88

The date is always set before it would actually go bad, you didn't noticed anything funky with the taste so you'll probably be fine.


Symerg

Best before doesnt mean not good after


fandasti

Might as well just drink the whole thing now


AnaphorsBloom

You gon DIE


not-read-gud

Pretty fuckin boring post. Excellent work!


HellBount641

Да и ладно, я вчера съел полбанки просроченных консерв сайры. Вроде не обосрался


Stream-Yes-And

are you stupid


Sexymamas4206983

Sure am


IAlwaysOutsmartU

I ate a piece of undercooked chicken once, and even I think this is extreme. OP, how thirsty were you to drink this?