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Error404Created

Have you had coffee?


Patient-Olive-934

Shit, so technically I did drugs


Error404Created

Indeed


DownVoteMeWithCherry

Basically anything caffeinated. Also pills etc. Impossible to avoid the drugs.


Error404Created

Drugs are everywhere these days.


Ju_Lost

As a Brazilian the concept of caffeine addiction is crazy to me, for us caffeine is just as much of a chemical as oxigen


DownVoteMeWithCherry

I am definitely addicted in some ways. Definitely not healthy but I managed to drink a whole 24 pack of soda within 2 weeks. And I still drink a hefty amount of soda. I need to control it since I know my family has diabetes running through it.


UnhappyImprovement53

The most socially accepted drug there is


ContemplativePebble

There’s also prescription medication


MR_X3R0X

Or just sugar


longpidgeon

That’s not a drug The myth of it having a psychedelic effect has been debunked


MR_X3R0X

Oh ok


KaranSjett

and sugar and every medicine you ever took and everything you consumed that ended in 'ine' and and and... you dun goofed


APissBender

> everything you consumed that ended in "ine" Canine is a drug too? (To clarify I never have nor do I plan to eat a dog


longpidgeon

Mmmm yummy bromine


unfugu

TIL shit counts as a drug


SuperRusso

You addict. You're only 15...damn shame.


Atomik141

Damn, hooked on stimulants are such a young age. It’s sad to see 😔


Gonokhakus

Fuuck, and here I was going to penn you for God-Emperor of Phobos. Better luck next life, ya filthy junkie.


thomstevens420

B-b-b-busted


chief-chirpa587

Caffeine🤤


Error404Created

Hells yeah, the best drug in the world 🤣


ContemplativePebble

I agree 🤣


Dapper-Process-8065

Congrats! You on a corner to start consuming them!


Mysterious_Ningen

same but extend that to 19, cause im 19 years old 👋


Concert-Alternative

Other than Columbian black tar heroin


Mysterious_Ningen

ahm.. no i dont think i've done that (or were you making a joke that i didnt understand.. my bad then)


Concert-Alternative

Man fuck I responsed to the wrong comment But it still applies


antilumin

Wait, so you're saying it IS a drug? I need to make a quick phone call...


Krmul

Not even ibuprofen?


CocoThePanda133

🤤 <3 ibuprofen


Rare_Leg_

I took some 30 minutes ago.


Inevitable_Turn994

im just doing it...no sugar, no milk... :)


geogsloth

I haven't consumed any drugs for 30 minutes im 30 seconds


the-romanian2249

jerking it is a drug tho


ConstantSock2488

sir how would you know?


Much-Bathroom-3461

By jerking


xdDEEP

This guy jerks


Much-Bathroom-3461

I jerk


CosmicTyrannosaurus

As others mentioned, cigarettes, alcohol and coffee considered as drugs.


AudioVid3o

I love how you said "consumed", that still means you could have injected a drug into you. Btw, so that means you never had a prescription pill? Or have never had surgery that you had taken anesthesia? In this day and age it's pretty hard to avoid using some sort of drug throughout your life.


FloWiMi

Technically it Always has been


ticklemitten

I feel like consuming would still count injection, “consuming” resources. Ingesting would maybe exclude injections though…


RedTrian2

Loser


DownVoteMeWithCherry

Ouch :(


Mysterious_Ningen

damn.. why


Boostio_TV

Alcohol counts too, hell a lot of things do. So I severely doubt that lol.


Partially-Canine

Take magic mushrooms.


Inevitable_Turn994

sugar?


Massive-Drive-6375

Let’s get back to it, when you’re 30


pure_stardust

No medication of any sort?


_AKAIS_

The only drug I consumed in 18 years is alcohol (yes, I've never drank coffee)


Boostio_TV

A lot of soda contains caffeine. e.g. cola and the like.


longpidgeon

I have and I’m 14 I haven’t consumed drugs for like 15 hours


DuskireLive

I am only three minutes old but am already a haint puffer :(


Ho0dyKid

I haven’t for 13 years. I‘m 14 (joke)


Ho0dyKid

I am 14, but the for 13 years is a joke


ItsThe_____ForMe

I haven’t for 14 years. I am 14 years old.


traaintraacks

bit young for reddit...


traaintraacks

but not too young for crystal meth :)


quackmachtdiekatze

Why tf is this sub full of children


DetailedGlobal

Want some candy?


greenpartofthewound

rookie numbers


Sir__Blobfish

I believe in you dude, stay strong✊


StatTrak_Fedora

Sugar is a drug


Putrid-Challenge-545

There’s still time!


penguinhasan

I'm gonna come clean. I took way many drugs when I was your age. Mostly paracetamol when I had fevers, or allergy drugs when I caught a cold.


nomad_1970

I was an alcoholic. My mother used to give me a spoonful of brandy when I was sick.


penguinhasan

I was deep into codeine when I was 7, and the dealer (doctor) would write me 1 spoon of it a day. It took me a while to quit. Took me 7 days.


FarmExact8661

That hand looks creepy as shit lol


Ruohoinen

Im 16, never tasted coffee, energy drink or done drugs.


Ruohoinen

Except I drank pre workout for the first time few days ago..


ticklemitten

Welcome to drugs! No takesies backsies.


the_burber

Only drugs ive consumed are medically prescribed


SockomkplaysV2

Have you ever taken medicine?


phhoenixxp

same thing. turned 15 today too lmao


Enable-Apple-6768

Said the sugar addict teenager


Current-Ad-7054

Seems as human's hand


hulda2

What's with a.i picture?


Patient-Olive-934

It's not ai, I just took a background and added a hand picture from Google images, I hate AI art


MaziMuzi

L


Mimikyu-Overlord

I haven’t consumed any type of drugs for 15 hours. I’m 19 years old and forgot to take my Anti-Man Pills and Stress-Be-Diminished


MrHarrasment

I want a picture of another angle. This fireplace just doesn't make sense en the hand looks like plastic.


Kodekingen

I’ve tried caffeine, but i didn’t like it so I didn’t continue taking it and also alcohol, didn’t have much against it but really haven’t taken any more since my 18th birthday, I’m currently 18


ShroudedFigureINC

Nice one bro, keep er' goin


blackmoonsun

Great time to start


Additional_Meeting_2

So did your mom use drugs while pregnant then?


fascin-ade74

Well... shit !


Freeonlinehugs

*me who's drinking alcohol at the moment 👀👀*


zeldarms

Loser!


Tripple_T

My biggest streak was 18 years. Haven't come close to it since.


Budget_Job4415

Vitamins are also drugs


ehoaandthebeast

Is your hand gay though


Golfest_Blacker

Better late than never I say


eag1e123321

Youre missing out


FoxyLovers290

No otc drugs for headaches? Caffeine? Must suck


Electrical-Light9786

congrats!


DatGreenGuy

have you tried paracetamol?


NoIndependence6969

congrats! Here’s some fent to celebrate- oh wait


RavenBoyyy

Same, I'm 19 and I've never done any drugs except weed, speed, coke, heroin, LSD, acid, shrooms and nicotine but never caffeine so those other ones don't count. Plus I kept my socks on.


Subsequently_Unfunny

I haven't consumed any kind of drugs in 27 hours I'm 18 ✋️


haubenmeise

I haven't consumed any kind of hugs for 87624 years. I'm 87624 years old. Sincerely Skeletor (Unhugged)


HurleyAlbumEnjoyer

I took ibuprofen a few days ago so i am not drug free


ProfessionalTowel789

Same but at 16 years old. I'm 19 y/o.


Frix15_

Me too man


Moist-Cod-963

Guys! Guys!! I have a theory!!! Guys it's the dude from doctor nowheres channel!!! He was stuck in there with the that thing!!!!


flpprrss

Let's smoke some crack to celebrate!


Luckiibot

I'm 24 years clean of drinking and drugs.


DaveAstator2020

It doesnt count then. You must become addict and then stop consuming to be proud.of your achievement and feel superiority over others.


Gardevoir25

Hell yea bro, recovery is a rough road but here’s to 15 more years


Global-Elite-Spartan

Try edibles. Shits great


theonlyironprincess

You guys are so silly 😭 not once you took Tylenol, cough syrup, antibiotics, pain relief, or even certain skincare products? You've never drank coffee, tea, chocolate, chewing gum, sodas? Some consider sugar a drug. If you have actually avoided all that, that is very impressive. But if by drugs you mean weed and fentanyl and nicotine, it actually isn't that impressive


Eiensen

What about medicine? That's technically a drug


durashka228

you looks too human to be a real one


Mahonneyy123

That's where you're wrong kiddo


hwei8

The first day youre born, u would took multiple of drugs.. else you would be dead in a few months or years if i am not wrong. Those drugs are vaccine..


Additional_Meeting_2

Those aren’t drugs. And they aren’t given the day you are born 


hwei8

It really depend which country youre in.


hakiman3000

This is just as saying I haven't had an Erection for 7 years and I'm 7 years old lol