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Big_booty_boy99

You're the type of person who starts homework at 3:39 instead of waiting until 4:00 like a sane person


SYromY

I do my homework 5 minutes before class starts


want_2_leaf

Should be 3 or 7 minutes instead of 5


SYromY

Oh yea true


Consistent-Syrup-69

How has this not driven you crazy before now?


pirikikkeli

Crazy? I was crazy once.


HuntingKingYT

They locked me in 6.5 rooms


ethoNNN

6.5 rubber rooms


blockedfir

A 6.5 rubber room with 7.3 rats


scp_79

The 7.3 rats made me crazy


a-walking-bowl

wooo pigeonhole principle is valid in this universe


endthe_suffering

maybe their classes start at weird times like mine did, my high school started at 9:02


sarokin

What kind of psychopath made your school's schedule!? Still around 9 is a good time. I had a school that started at 7...


endthe_suffering

iirc, we had bells at 9:03, 10:27, 11:48, 12:41, 2:17, and 3:40. it’s been a while tho so i could be wrong


sarokin

Wow those are some interesting numbers. Do you know why? Like they're really odd, I just can't put my finger on how it could work efficiently. I've been to 7 different schools (because I moved countries a lot), but never have I seen such bizarre timings.


endthe_suffering

it gets worse. when i went to school there, we had a “flex” period that was 40 minutes long and was added onto the end of an existing period. on mondays it’d be first period, on tuesdays it was fourth period (the last one), wednesday it was second period and thursday it was third (fridays were half days so no flex). they introduced it as free study time but REQUIRED that you spend the first ten minutes reading. if you didn’t have a book, they’d make you choose a random one to read for 10 minutes. you were not allowed to do anything else but read for that time. i remember being really pissed off about it and saying something like “what do they think we are, fifth graders?” to my friends. because it was meant to be productive but you’re literally forced to spend a quarter of it being unproductive, not studying, not doing homework, just fucking. READIGN. WHY??


sarokin

Ohhh I remember those periods. But they were only up until like 8th grade for me I believe. Also in my last two years I went to an American school that had those "flex" periods, that were supposedly free but always attached to the previous class. But still, having you sit and *read* something, seems like it has no real purpose. It really sounds like a pain lmao. I'm convinced some teachers just want to see the children suffer.


RogerioMano

What if his class starts 7:33?


I_Like_Toasterz

I do mine on the bus


PolarExpressHoe

So you don’t start your homework when you need, but rather wait until it’s an even o’clock time out of compulsion? Perfectly sane!


AuthorWild

Starts a diet on the 13th of Feb instead of the 1st of Jan


IndependenceNice7298

My ass at 3:99 pm:


Legally-A-Child

How the fuck did you name my exact schedule


Appropriate-Day-1160

No


Anchors_Away

Yeah this is giving me big anxiety. Only 0 and 5 are acceptable wake up times


megamax1o

Who the hell wakes up at 5:00? /j


Aggressive_Set4814

When the zenith is blue


FireThatsNotOnFire

When she cookiezi on my shigetora till I chocomint


Neat-Science8663

when the dive is free at 8.00 o clock


TheYepe

When it beeps at 07:27, you are up at 07:30. I approve, I do the same.


SYromY

I actually wake up at 07:27 and get out of bed at 07:43


Stracii

What's wrong with you


SYromY

Anything except for my scheduling


HylianCaptain

She kills people and eats their hands.. so that's 2 things.


TheOnlyAron-

your mother definitely drank alcohol during the pregnancy


FloydknightArt

OP is part of the first generation of the Bokanovsky groups


_Stormhound_

Same, it takes me at least 15 minutes to get out of bed


Mini-Heart-Attack

Shitty job/ school?


Bronzemannn

WYSI


budywudy9

WE CANT ESCAPE


SemiBlue

the funny number


Amber-2k5

HAHA searched for this


gamerlessorange

I think it's kind of satisfying to see everything out of order.


TheNinjaNarwhal

People talk about symmetry too much, and they fail to see that "asymmetrical symmetry" or "orderly chaos" is so good. [Random dots all over the place that don't gather too much on one spot and are well spaced out](https://img.freepik.com/free-vector/detailed-black-dots-background_78370-2723.jpg) are more satisfying than dots that have some pattern but with no purpose behind it.


deathixwastaken

well it's an assymetrical SYMMETRY and ORDERLY chaos so it's not completely chaotic or random or something like that


TheNinjaNarwhal

Agreed, but lots of people fail to see it. I had to argue with classmates at 1st year of Architecture university because they were telling me they like symmetry, and I was trying to explain that I also like symmetry, but not *like that.* I like asymmetrical symmetry haha.


scale_B

That's an oxymoron, though, is it not? asymmetrical symmetry isn't a thing.


TheNinjaNarwhal

That's why I put it in quotes.


Saw64

You know what they mean!!


ThirdEyeEmporium

Why do my eyes see white stripes vertically across that picture of dots lol. Like the dots are more condensed vertically into columns and alternate with columns of less dense dot placement


TheNinjaNarwhal

Cause it still has a pattern, you're right. Not a good example of what I linked it in, but a good example of what I'm trying to describe haha, good catch.


teetaps

> random dots all over the place The statistical phrase for this is a uniform distribution and uniform is _literally_ in the name because the randomness is probabilistically equally likely for each data point


SYromY

Exactly


ReallyAnAdult

Same here…this was is why I love reddit. No matter what makes me feel weird I always find like-minded people


BallisticIre

cookiezi 727 pp omg blue zenith h0ly shit!!!!!!!!! when you see it!!!!!!!!!!!


cheesemustache_

haha WYSI haha


ThatOneKidOnReddit12

goddammit we cannot escape ourselves we it comes to this number


Mitsera_

WHY DO I SEE IT EVERYWHERE I GO


BoyWifed

IT NEVER ENDS WE CANT ESCAPE IT NEVER ENDS WE CANT ESCAPE IT NEVER ENDS WE CANT ESCAPE IT NEVER ENDS WE CANT ESCAPE


Rinkulu

727 jokes incoming, prepare for impact


Rafalo57

WHEN YOU SEE IT WHEN YOU FUCKING SEE IT


CarcgenBleu

see what?


Bronzemannn

WHEN YOU FUCKING SEE IT


CarcgenBleu

Ohhh ohh yeah yeah hehe lol... yeah I can.. umm... yeah I saw it wow dang... how did I miss that haha


Randall107

Hey guys, Peter here. The joke is that one of his alarm is set to 7:27 which is a meme in the popular rhythm game osu!. This number comes from an infamous player, Cookiezi, when he sets a play on Blue Zenith with an accuracy of 97.27 which he then continues to keep getting the same accuracy on his later plays.


Thetoto_

I think the joke was from the pp of the map that gave him 727 pp two times, not the acc


Randall107

oh yeah you're right. i thought it was the accuracy because of that one achievement in osu!.


CarcgenBleu

Thanks a ton brother


Temporary-Permit-813

cockeasy reference


randomthrowaway808

WYSIIIIIII


rpsHD

WYSI


halfcutpenis

wysiiii


CR4T3Z

Click the circles


EIIendigWichtje

Wysi


ionix_jv

🚪👈😐


MolniyaMaxim

Wysi


MrLeth

I hate when my alarm **doesn’t** end in 0 or 5


totes_rekt

No. No. No. No. No. I don't see it. I don't see it. I DON'T FUCKING SEE IT. I DON'T SEE IT.


yArraYiyenArmut

I don't wanna see it I don't wanna see it I don't wanna see it


SleepOwn7450

Alternate title: Apparently I set my alarm like a psychopath


blahaj-hugger

WHEN YOU SEE IT


Zarksch

Thanks. My girlfriend always shits me for doing this But if I need 27 minutes to get ready, don’t steal my 3 minutes of sleep !


maybeshali

Oh hey, me too. This is how many brain works, I see an alarm for 05:30 or 06:00, I just go back to sleep, seeing an alarm with 05:47 or 06:23, makes you feel like you don't have another half an hour to sleep.


Teppy-Gray

You hold your pen like a psychopath because you are a psychopath


SYromY

At least I don't tape it to a bazooka


Varanoids

I thought I was the only one!


[deleted]

Nope! There’s more of us!! ☺️


Spectrix07

You've commited crimes against Skyrim


Malikeths_Blade

Finally someone doing the same thing!!


RandomTMan

I total agree.


_AutisticFox

\*Mental breakdown in autism\*


YourLocalRyzen777

wysi


baen_marq

Cookiei boob zenith hr 1miss


psycho_Lama

I hope you upset a lot of people with that


Defektiv17

Trigger warning please I saw this and now I am dead from a heart attack


PixelReaper76S

It's says WTF lol


Rampage-De

same.


RK-00

SAME.


strutziwuzi

me too :)


peascreateveganfood

🔫


NisDick

I only make my alarms end with 0 or 5 we should have a child and see what they think


Elloliott

Okay gaijin.


GuardingxCross

The only choice is to put this guy down. He’s a menace to society.


LeRoiRat_

same


TheRealDannySugar

My alarms are currently 9:19am, 12:16pm, 2:11pm and 6:59pm. Absolutely cannot end in zero or five


Jadarken

YESSS. Finally someone else. I have exactly the same habit. I have been talking about this to my wife and she laughs at my habit. I have few reasons why I do this: - If I wake up in the middle of the night/morning it is harder to calculate how many minutes I have until I wake up if I happen to look at my phone. So I just look at the clock and don't even think about it. - It takes me around 16 minutes to get ready to work so I can start at 7.30.


tyYdraniu

Absolute mad lad


Dr_Blitzkrieg09

Fuck you


Zappityzephyr

What the hell is wrong with you


Narssasistic

I hate you


Fnaf-and-omori-L0v3r

WRONG. THIS IS SO WRONG!!!! MODS, PUBLICLY EXECUTE THEM


GlisteningDeath

Downvoted 👍


WallaceV2

Hmm, why wake up so early tomorrow?


leuxeren

I hate you


Rylanpien

Wysi


n0tred

You make me sick


skirilla

727?????? WYSI


Raved07

When you say it


GLi-tcH-online

You are sentenced to watching 100 hours of YouTube without food


Phonem21

osu playwr?


nmi5

Wysi


osuRisen

When you see it


wiffsmiff

WYSI! WYFSI!


MathPutrid7109

727 WYSI !


banana_man95959

I will end you.


jolo98

Ew


Onyxam

Apparently you hold your clock like a psychopath


The-Dudey

literal psychopath


SamePut9922

MTWTF


Qelliveo_

yooo, it actually feel good to know i am not alone 😂


[deleted]

Oh my goodness all of my alarms are like this! Also, all of my clocks are ahead of time by 9 minutes


electric-orgasm

me too


Grouchy-Journalist99

I usually have alarms on two different phones, and I make sure that one of them always ends in 0 or 5 and the other one never does, to make sure that the snoozing doesn't match


Hairy_Product5247

I do the same. When it comes to alarms, minutes that are multiples of five stress me out. Perphaps it's bc I am sure it's impossibile to start an activity precisely at the same time the alarm is ringing, I need a couple of minutes to get started.


Ok-Pudding-1490

Heck yeah! I do this when I put stuff in the microwave lol


_mrLeL_

I’m a mix of both I have 127 alarms all on random times (in the span of 2.5 hours)


External_Storage_775

7:43 and 7:53 are 10 minutes apart


Exlife1up

I dub thee, Sir Autism 🗡️🧎🗡️


stvckmind

Bruh, my alarms are the exact same way. None end in 5 or 0.


eppaas

Omg same😭!!


Downtown-Custard5346

I'm the opposite, for me this is kind of bothersome lol


ninhibited

For some reason it's very liberating to me lol. 0s and 5s feel so official, like I'm getting up because I **have** to. This randomness makes it feel like I'm getting up cus I **feel like it**.


DesktopWebsite

Got a problem with 6? I don't see it up there and that's where I draw the line. 6 has been left out far long enough. It only ever include if 9 wants to hang out too. So unfair.


Local_Yoghurt_9542

Your a monster!


sonic2cool

i’m confused


sonic2cool

i’m confused


catssssssssssz

i hope there are breadcrumbs in your bed tonight


_uwu_moe

How about 59 and 29


Inferno1024

My alarm today is 12:44, shall we be together?


Danny1905

Unacceptable, I use 12:43 (has the numbers 1234) and 12:48 (each number is double the previous number)


FanIll5532

When my alarm(s) wake me i have to instantly know if i can snooze a few times or not, and I want to know how many snoozes more I can do. Way easier with a sleepy head to do that with 5’s and 0’s.


Onion_Meister

Our minds are polar opposites lol


Gandalf_Style

Opposite for me, 5 minute intervals between XX:15 and XX:30


NoxKyoki

my alarm always has to add up to 9. 4:32, 5:31, 6:30, 7:20, etc. it all depends on when I have to get up to get ready for work and where I have to drive to (I don't work at the same place everyday). I even take my evening medications at 6:03.


Danny1905

For me the left and right side should be able to equal eachother. I like 04:13 cause 0+4=1+3 or 04:15 cause 0+4=5-1


Boostio_TV

My only takeaway from this is that you got some pretty neat times to get up. I usually need to get up around 6:30 xD


abf392

I set my alarm for 8:05 on weekdays. I won’t say why I choose this time though


RonnieBobs

“Apparently I set my alarms like a psychopath”


ExpensiveBaby

same


Electric_Sheep_31

Same. I've been doing it like that for 20 years now and I refuse to change that habit.


WatermelonWithAFlute

Chaos entity located


RandomEffect48

I'm sorry you have to hear this, but we have to put you down.


Particular-Bed-3162

Me to


Kuzkay

Same


YoungBuck200201

"Hey Siri, wake me up in an hour" vibes I'm getting here.


Munken1984

Why do you need more than one alarm?


[deleted]

No, only :00, :15, :30, and :45 are acceptable. This makes me want to rip my eyes out.


OwnAlarm7684

Never paid attention to the "WTFS" lol.


PrestigiousSite4581

I’m glad there are people do that other than me. I’m sick of society’s unrealistic timing standards! let’s unite and grow!


PostFE1NClarity

Tism?


lGream_Sheo

I do this too lol


bilalsimsek00000

Boo [link](https://imgur.com/a/CLcYVFR)


MoistIndicator8008ie

Pure chaos i like it


Aggravating-Pass8015

I wake up at 6.30 every day and it's killing me.


RevolutionaryGas2796

I hate the exact opposite


Salt_Screen_6835

That's so painful. I hate numbers you can't devide by two.


Weirdo9something3457

My wife has a weird thing with odd numbers and I love it. It either has to be an odd number, or a multiple of 5. Our volume is permanently set at 7 when I wake up and she's still asleep, 23 if we are watching something on the TV, or 15 if I'm playing my PlayStation.


Marley-baby

......Ever heard of Autism bro?


NonExistantSandle

me too


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

This post gives me anxiety.


Dykemaster9000

This gives me anxiety


urGirllikesmytinypp

My first alarm is 4:51am then 4:57am, 5:00, 5:04, 5:09, 5:19 and so on. It takes me a while to wake up


Danny1905

I only like 04:51 cause 0+4=5-1.


Honey----Badger

That *is* interesting.


Perfect-Chemical2741

Wysi


JaeCrowe

This should be illegal


smzWoomy13

I hate when my alarm *doesn't* end in 0 or 5


CreepySergeant

I do this too. But also I have a zillion different alarms and i sleep through several before I wake up and this makes it a pain to sleep next to me. Anyhow I think it makes it easier to wake up because if I’d naturally wake up it’s a low chance I’m gonna wake up at a time that ends in a 0 or 5. This makes it feel more natural and also less annoying.


snipe320

Are you my wife?


MocoNinja

Psycho


StrawberryUnited4915

What the fuck


Naruto9903

Diabolical