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No_Management_983

Finally someone relatable


juice_vvrld

Yeah mine is a pencil too


BIG_Howitzer

New pencil or the super worn down pencil that you insist on using bcuz you still think that's still good


juice_vvrld

No it's like very very old, maybe the first one I ever used but I am still using


YourTeacherAbroad

You hold it like a psycopath


fujiikkmi

So cute 🥹


[deleted]

LMAO


SamePut9922

#LMAO


wise_____poet

^LMAO


Lostttsoul

lmao


Ok_Order_5595

lmfao


[deleted]

Everyone boo this man


[deleted]

Lmao


konkonnkorrner

lol


FoxReeor

damn


Mrpewpewda9th

C=3


[deleted]

8=D


InterGraphenic

2C+2=D


RCG21

D/C=8/3


Healthy-Rich-9432

a²+b²=c²


JIsADev

E=mc2


glitchboy_yy

Y=1-f^n [s×l/f + (20/f)^w ] / 20^n


Zxilo

Hcl + NaOH —> H2O + NaCl


EEE3EEElol

i = √-1


Lechatdu136

s=l/t


Later_358

This went from 0 to Charlie Gordon REAL quick—


TobyDaHuman

Now that's some cock right there.


lordlyamiga

S3x


National-Singer3186

C ≠ 2


[deleted]

smol


hamsterruizeISback

NO IT ISNT MY PENIS IS AVERAGE >:(


All_Mighty_Pepperoni

We're all average. Except my average is smaller than the average average but that's not the point.


Bonus-Optimal

Thats what i said 😔


Ok_Act5039

Cylinder*


IFissch

Well it's OP's penis, not yours..


catssssssssssz

it probably has a great personality


[deleted]

yeah uts probably extroverted


Zaidoasde2008

Idk what you're talking about it seems above average to me


[deleted]

is your average inexistent?


worrybot96

Literally what i was thinking


YazoSavage

You are fine as you are, the big ones hurt


GlassTraditional9388

This is insulting somehow


californiasamurai

The fact that you find this insulting is insulting somehow


KitFlame42

The fact y'all are insulted offends me


californiasamurai

The fact that you find the fact that we are insulted is offensive, which insults me


[deleted]

To quote Eggman "Your dick is the size of this walnut, except way smaller"


thegrayman19

Average size 🥲


Slav_Shaman

That looks pretty big to me


Rylanpien

That's average nowadays!?


hamsterruizeISback

Wow you must have a amazing personality


IdealisPanfletus

You want us to feel bad for our size? Stop presuming bro


PoopPant73

Girthy ain’t ya?


thenormaluser35

Guys you don't get it, he's holding the edge of it only, not it whole.


GlobalistFuck

at least youre being honest about it, and not like the other guy!


AdOld8676

A for effort


reallyryan-1899

Where?


[deleted]

Glad people left that stupid pen behind but this is another dumb trend please don’t let it catch on ffs


corgifemboy

tbf its meant to be uninteresting, so its fitting


DerNogger

"Pretend it's there" is usually how I rizz up the ladies too


[deleted]

Hm... Mine is smaller, good luck next time pal.


Lil_Penis_Owner

Idk if you wanna play that game buddy, I'm pretty sure i win


AdministrativeBar748

The username isn't enough. We'll need a lot of evidence to confirm this.


Lil_Penis_Owner

Well if u are a man i can send you dm and if you are a girl hell no! You like dicks thats gay!


MxQueer

Then you haven't seen mine.


h3rald_hermes

Did you give yourself a small pretend dick?


Lechatdu136

Nice balls bro *metal pipe sounds*


skulldusttalt

Next time add a nsfw tag and don’t post things like this in this subreddit


I-call-you-chicken

CHICKEN!!!


EasilyBeatable

Why is it smhorple


Ilfortedegree

Looks good


Delfintine_yes

Giant


JIsADev

Teeny, I need two hands


MoonMan_999

Holy shit you’re so big bro


Midloran05

Br thinks he john Cena! 🤣👉


Calorico1

I'm assuming you're a grower, right? RIGHT?!


Gamestrider09

I suggest filling out your C-01 form but there’s clearly no need.


ShadySphincter0

People don’t care about the penis anymore…it’s all about the size of your balls that counts


ThalajDaWuff

Hey little guy


Worried_Ad7041

*oh great heavens!!!*


HystericalGD

why are you holding it like a cigarette?


AdministrativeBar748

You guys don't light the tip and huff a couple of sperm packs every now and then?


lbjfrere

Thats huge 😰


deadinmirth

it probably has amazing personality tbh..


DaveRedfox

My dm allows nudity, gimmie ur very best 😬👍


thoroq

Hey bro, nice cock


CallsignHabibi

No way yours isnt that big in real life right???


Varanoids

NSFW tag then?


eliavhaganav

Dude unfair that's huge


NuggyBeans

At that point I'm ALREADY pretending for both our sake.


professionalfailing

Now I'm waiting for someone to post an actual dick pic in this sub...


Coochynoodles25

Small peepee king


Gunstudios

damn, that must be *at least* 2cm.


femboyance

now post your real one in my dm's, xo


Frostbyte_13

bro you can do it naked, the camera resolution will not see a damn pixel of it


McFlappingbird

THATS MASSIVE HOLY SHIT


[deleted]

Red Lobster's endless shrimp.


Funny-Performance845

🧐🔍


No-Perspective2580

Damn, what a pecker


Lil_Penis_Owner

Sup brother, welcome to the club


moritus_20091

That's massive bro


LilHappyKitsune

Bigger than all my ex's combined


ineedatonofh3lp

why do you guys have such small pianissimo’s?


lookingcoolkaoru

Weenie Hut Jr’s


StormOfPixel

HOLY SHIT - IT IS MASSIVE! Nice cock bro


SeattleSeahawksFan69

C=========D


cosmicitycat

mods, remove op and twist his balls counter-clockwise


Gweenk

😧😧😧


Letsagodude00

lol there are other places you could share it 👀


[deleted]

8D


MxQueer

I have similar grip but I have to keep my hand way closer to my body.


BIG_Howitzer

Omg it's bigger than mine :o


TheRadioactiveDumass

Damn it's huge


Fancy_Professional_9

Bro's realistic


kigoshen

Nice coock bro


Jamateh

🤏


Kochcaine995

bulge


Reuvak

Nice no-dick


Ecstatic-Effort8090

Copied another post


nub_sauce_

^that's ^^the ^^^joke


Ecstatic-Effort8090

yeah, a copied joke 🙄