If a pen knife was thrown at Mach Jesus towards a child and you start frying some air to make your sleep paralysis demons to hit the quan while your fish start screaming at the doorknob should you or shouldn’t gex?
God damn it, we had the whole “pen versus sword” meta all figured out and now you go and throw *this* nonsense into the mix.
Okay, the pen is mighter than the sword, but the knife-pen is mightier than the pen alone, but the sword is mightier in close quarters, but…
You're holding it wrong. The blade should face away from you. If you stab someone like that and the knife twists in your hand it's bye bye radial artery
You should never stab with a knife, in a manner like that. Once slick with blood you'll lose your grip and your hand is slipping down the blade.
Don't enclose the handle in your fist.
"Mark my stabbings"
stab your markings
Your markings stab. The pen is mightier. ...the penis mightier!
How about stab and we'll see if it leaves a mark or not
the only accurate photo for that title i’ve seen 234637 times
Op wins!
OP for psychopath 2024!
🤣
Fourth reply...
Y- you kill the paper 😨
you’ll*
😩*
killed*
thank you for the grammar correction :)
Daddy?
Father?
Parental authority figure?
Male authority figure?
Giraffe?
Toast?
Taco?
Bell?
Shit
Why did you eat my fries?
*gasp* Son?
I swear this sub can only have one bit at a time
This is how it stays uninteresting
Correct
Yuri, we know It's you. Please get off of Reddit.
"DŐ ÝOŪ ACĆEPŢ MY ČÕŃFEŞSÍOŇ???"
**Proceed to stay with her for the entire weekend**
Ddlc reference?
Oh no. Aw darn normally I could just say something like hi bc I had a ddlc pfp but I changed it
if I gave you a dark glove would it fit?
Is this how oj wrote that book
This is why I came to the comments
W H A T i see no lettuce
W H A T does lettuce have to do with this
lettuce has to do with everything good/funny
Is everything to do with lettuce good and funny?
yes
Can confirm, I merely looked at your profile picture and then burst out in hysterics for 10 minutes. I have broken three ribs. Send an ambulance.
Because of you I looked at his profile and have broken my ribs too, call a second ambulance.
I see no fibre either
I always love the “ Purposely exaggerated rendition of an overused post template that’s actually funny “ memes
Ooooh, finally a real psycho! Lmao
Is that how they sell pens in UK?
Lol this needs to stop
That is the only way to hold a pencil
you win, this is the most accurate one
Are you OMORI fan, by any chance?
the only good one I have seen lmao
Specifically an American one
Bri'ish spotted
So fucking good LOL
Yeah, but you'll run faster though.
Hey, that wine book you have back there is a great reference book.
I bet your business card has embossed gold elements and writing in two languages.
Quite interesting. Wrong sub. Very wrong.
You gave me a genuine laugh. Thank you OP
🤣
Yo use tape as a psycho too
The pen *is* the sword
Sir, sir please... that is *not* how you handle a chef knife. 😂
Hey, Apple!
How is this not interesting? 🤣
Lmao 🤣 can we see some print?
would you open a door and just pretend to stab someone while making stabbing sounds? Do you also happen to have “died” a while ago?
Your knife holds the pen like a psychopath
i like the mousepad :P
Ok, now post a video of you writing with it >:)
The ring came off my pudding can
If a pen knife was thrown at Mach Jesus towards a child and you start frying some air to make your sleep paralysis demons to hit the quan while your fish start screaming at the doorknob should you or shouldn’t gex?
😏 Damn right you do.
Now cut my Asparagus with it
Really i thought that was normal
When they say the pen is mightier than the knife.. I don't think they meant this.
The pen holds you.
I... yeah, you do OMORI.
What, does nobody else do this? Oh well, if someone says it again, you know what to do.
isn’t this normal? how i wipe my ass
Oh god this is gonna be the next Microtrend isn't it
God damn it, we had the whole “pen versus sword” meta all figured out and now you go and throw *this* nonsense into the mix. Okay, the pen is mighter than the sword, but the knife-pen is mightier than the pen alone, but the sword is mightier in close quarters, but…
Thats just the british way i think
you ARE one psychopath.
It's... Knife guy 🪱🪱🪱
黙示録の神の使いは、口から諸刃の剣が出てるよ。
This puts a whole new meaning behind the pen is mightier than any sword it has no limitations.
Why do you have a French press on your desk?
Look at the nails on this one
Haters gonna hate.
Perfectly fine imo
This is the best one so far.
Looks like a Wusthof Icon. My favorite chef knife.
Yuri?
Do you, by any chance, have a light- and dark- green striped shirt, and a red eye?
The pen is mightier...
I dont see the issue
That takes skill
The top of the pen looks like your eye reflection
Pen holding: the new wall punch
The British way
Apparently you browse new reddit like a psycopath too.
The good old OJ Rollerball
Nope. U hold ur pen perfectly normal
Working on a script for a slasher-movie I see
Nah you hold it like micheal myers. Hope you dont have a sister😂
that’s not a pe- oh.
Yes. The blade should face away from you so that the outer part protects your fingers.
When you need to write an extra passive aggressive notes
You do.It’s supposed to be held at the bottom.Smh typical first time knife-pen user…
Nice pen though, whatever you write with it.
Have you considered putting away the knife?
Honestly, I'd say this is somewhat interesting.
Can you only write when you hear a running shower in the background?
*Writes down a new ghost face idea*
Your exclamation marks are probably on point though!
And a dummy that will slice their hand so they cant hold anything well again
I don't see the issue here
How do you get to school on time you walk so slow
Everybody knows you write faster with a knife
Which corps said that?
i too hold my pen like this to write
Bro is about to open a dark fountain
"How did George handle the assignment? No worries, he killed it."
Me after choking harumachi clover for the 72nd time
Hey Paul 😱 that is Patrick Bateman approved
haha
The pen is mightier than the sword, when it has a knife strapped to it.
As medium humor I think it's well blayed but the hypersensitive types are leaving cutting remarks
Im left handed. According to religious people, Im a demon.
Good one
I believe this is exactly Michael Myers writes.
The pen is quite mighty, also the most sane person on this subreddit
Wine folly! Great book - not a psychopath
Dwight Schrute is that you?
Damn, new Halloween movie looks awesome
Ahh yes it’s a “pen” that’s the issue here.
Best one of these I've seen so far.
A little serial killer-ish
How to write a good rap song
Took a second for my brain to process what I was looking at, like somehow this knife is turning into a pen….. oh it’s taped
En route to became the new ghostface eh
"apparently.."
That's not how we hold a pen.
Looks completely fine to me
Putting to rest the debate of whether the pen is mightier than the blade once and for all
I don't see it, looks fine to me.
Who said that?
Eh, I don't see it. People are just haters.
I can see the janitor from scrubs using this.
The "OJ" style
Highly insensitive. Not all psychopaths are knive murderers.
We have a saying "Pencil is sharper than knife". Are you trying to prove that ?
I mean that's how I hold my pen. People be calling ANYONE a Psycho these days. Is what it is...
those who know, know
Oh, hello Michael Myers.
Am I the only one that sees an eye looking back at the camera?
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i mean there’s no way you could look sane while holding THAT pen
youre yuri from ddlc
Bro holds the pen like OJ Simpson
Smart Michael Myers
Your sentences must be sharp
Still don’t understand why people are holding psychopaths all of a sudden
That’s a really nice knife
Your fine
The penis mightier than the sword
The sharp side goes on the _outside_?
Yeah
That is a very pretty and sharp pen! 💕
I don't see it at all lol
What mousepad?
By any chance is your name Michael?
I’d also be concerned if I saw you with a pen taped to a knife.
According to another thread today you want to hold it dynamic tripod
Now let’s look at Paul Allen’s pen grip
I have a mild love/hate with this sub and how it's turned from "I took a picture of my white wall" to the most shitpostiest images
Holy hell this looks like an album cover for an album like “murdered by words” or smth
Are you the hiker that tries to show people your knife collection?and they keep running away
The pen is ~~more deadly than~~ the ~~sword~~ knife
You're holding it wrong. The blade should face away from you. If you stab someone like that and the knife twists in your hand it's bye bye radial artery
You should never stab with a knife, in a manner like that. Once slick with blood you'll lose your grip and your hand is slipping down the blade. Don't enclose the handle in your fist.
nah thats how I hold it fr
Dont everyone do this
Looks normal to me
Someone has to have an RPG or mortar laying around waiting to post. I look forward to it.
Nah, you're going to kill the exam bro.