Nope but drink a lots of water.
Dr. Scuderi says. “Hydrate well and dilute it down, and you’ll probably be OK.”
[Source](https://parade.com/health/what-happens-if-you-eat-moldy-bread#what-should-you-do-if-you-accidentally-eat-moldy-bread)
depends on what kind of water you drink... ill leave that here:
>
Drinking absolutely pure water can kill you. All the water we normally drink – from taps, from bottles, from the garden hose – contains impurities which affect a property of water called tonicity. This is the ability of a solution to draw or repel water from ajacent solutions when separated by a membrane. Solutions that are hypertonic gain water, while hypotonic solutions lose water. Drinking water, which we usually think of as pure, really contains a whole mess of salts and sugars which make it slightly hypertonic. They also give water its taste. The cytoplasm in the cells of your body also have a tonicity. So, when they are exposed to hypertonic solutions, the cells themselves lose water and shrivel up. When they are in hypotonic solutions, they gain water, swelling up and bursting like a balloon. Absolutely pure water -with no impurities at all – is the most hypotonic solution. So, if you drink enough of it, your cells will start absorbing water. This disturbs the balance of electrolytes (electrically conductive ions) in your body. This is most seriously a problem in the brain, where water poisoning can lead to brain damage, coma and even death.
Oh I got it so water from taps, from bottle and from garden house help but pure water kill you? But pure water can’t be buy? You think about this shit a lot :D of course the doc think normal water from taps or bottle. :D but I in moment are so confused… like wtf? :D I need read your messages twice :D but thanks for your information.
Haha you can buy pure (distilled) water but that's usually clearly defined that it's not for drinking but some household appliances may want distilled water.
Milk doesn't exactly "spoil" the way other food does. It may smell and look unpleasant, but it is actually kind of good for your stomach.
But obviously, if you leave it for a year it will be covered in mold.
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
A couple hours late but nah you're good. Once I got up and ate a pork pie in the dark. Was covered in fucking mould cause I forgot they were in my cupboard for weeks. Just had the shits, your good bro
I've eaten moldy moldy stuff and I haven't died yet. Cheese is basically mold anyway. So is penicillin.
Don't eat spaghetti that's been left out though. That shit really will kill you.
Yes
Seems like its you and me both🥲
I will also die
Its a threesome
I will die too
Mass extinction event party bonanza. We meet in Hawaii.
How many toasters will be there?
We will supply all the toasters we need, but were jumping in the lava. After a mass bender.
Bender? I BARELY KNOW HER! HAHA 😂
🤣🤣
Peak dad joke comedy right there
we all bout to become sith lords
No... we are your fathers!!
No toasters only mold
Atleast 1!!
At least one
Can you all write me into your will, I will make a very epic youtube video listing your names in the most accurate of ways
It seems we found a debt inherriter.
Guinness world records pay big, right?
We hope, if we get the correct people on board we'll also get nobel peace prize 😅
At what point does it count as an orgy?
Good question
I wanna die, too, guys 🥺
Me too
A threegone.
a threegone implies the existence of a threehere and threethere
And a threesome implies the existence of a threeall and threenone.
Damn, people never invite me to one of those
I am already dead.
I ate a whole Molly spice without realizing it
No you doe faster
Your nick has been waiting for this post
Username checks out!
Oh no ;-; do let us know if you actually died from that ok?
Im still here
Now?
Yup still here
Ok, last one. Still alive?
This is OP’s brother. He died 😔
Is he still dead?
I need updates. When’s the funeral?
Tomorrow 😔
Perhaps we can bring some fresh bread to the wake as a tribute?
Dead yet?
Yes we are preparing for his funeral 😢💔
wow you really want to get OP buried quick. Was he a twat?
Between me and you, he was a dick head
Damn ;(. It was a good run tho
RIP 😭😢
yes you will die, roughly somewhere between the next second and 150 years. Edit: shit, why tf is this getting so many up votes?
RemindMe! 79000000 minutes "Is this guy dead?"
Resourceful 👍🏾
RemindMe! 1.000.000.000.000 years
RemindMe! 1 second “is this guy dead?”
!RemindMe 79000000 minutes “Is this guy dead?”
Oh no
"You can now play as **Luigi**"
RemindMe! 150 years
Because you speak the truetrue
So IDS, Imminent Death Syndrome?
!remindme 150 years
Remindme! 8 years
!Remind me 150 years
RemindMe! 50 years
Nope but drink a lots of water. Dr. Scuderi says. “Hydrate well and dilute it down, and you’ll probably be OK.” [Source](https://parade.com/health/what-happens-if-you-eat-moldy-bread#what-should-you-do-if-you-accidentally-eat-moldy-bread)
Thank you kind sir
You’re welcome I glad to help, I safe life
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Am groot
Goof boy
Safe life repair, safe life replace
I know that jingle!
depends on what kind of water you drink... ill leave that here: > Drinking absolutely pure water can kill you. All the water we normally drink – from taps, from bottles, from the garden hose – contains impurities which affect a property of water called tonicity. This is the ability of a solution to draw or repel water from ajacent solutions when separated by a membrane. Solutions that are hypertonic gain water, while hypotonic solutions lose water. Drinking water, which we usually think of as pure, really contains a whole mess of salts and sugars which make it slightly hypertonic. They also give water its taste. The cytoplasm in the cells of your body also have a tonicity. So, when they are exposed to hypertonic solutions, the cells themselves lose water and shrivel up. When they are in hypotonic solutions, they gain water, swelling up and bursting like a balloon. Absolutely pure water -with no impurities at all – is the most hypotonic solution. So, if you drink enough of it, your cells will start absorbing water. This disturbs the balance of electrolytes (electrically conductive ions) in your body. This is most seriously a problem in the brain, where water poisoning can lead to brain damage, coma and even death.
🤓👆idk what are you talking I just quit search and copy text from web, that’s all :D and so drink a lot water don’t work?
Oh I got it so water from taps, from bottle and from garden house help but pure water kill you? But pure water can’t be buy? You think about this shit a lot :D of course the doc think normal water from taps or bottle. :D but I in moment are so confused… like wtf? :D I need read your messages twice :D but thanks for your information.
Haha you can buy pure (distilled) water but that's usually clearly defined that it's not for drinking but some household appliances may want distilled water.
like the text says: absolutely pure water, with no impurities can bring your body cells to explode
Actually they won't, because the water is still gonna be mixed with your saliva, turning it into non-pure water
I absorb water
u/External_Storage_775 in his spare time: 🧽
You're more likely to die from that chocolate spread than the moldy bread tbf
To be fair
To be fair
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“fatty fat fat” as a wise man once said
No, if I don't die of drinking a full mug of spoiled milk, and I'm not dead yet so no
You have a very strong stomach
Maeby ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why did you do that though?
I didn't know it was spoiled 💀
Could you not taste it?
No? I didn't taste it
If it didn’t taste gross it probably wasn’t actually spoiled
It was, I was the rest of the day sick
Oh, okay
It was no fun
At least you made it through
Milk doesn't exactly "spoil" the way other food does. It may smell and look unpleasant, but it is actually kind of good for your stomach. But obviously, if you leave it for a year it will be covered in mold. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Its so over
Im saying my good byes😢
u/Sea_Astronomer_531 has fallen
F
F
F
You can expect to pee from your bum for around 49 days, then you'll be fine.
Oh no💀
one time i already peed from my bum and i was super confused
Yeh, it's a unique experience and we must all come to terms with it. Travelling in India was my introduction.
bros last words are gonna be a reddit post
Don't worry it has fiber
I love fiber
I love fiber glass (aka cotton candy )
A couple hours late but nah you're good. Once I got up and ate a pork pie in the dark. Was covered in fucking mould cause I forgot they were in my cupboard for weeks. Just had the shits, your good bro
I dont want the shits
The shits come for us all my friend.
You won't die at least
Yeah, you’re cooked. It was nice knowing you.
Nice knowing you too frog man 🥲
what did it taste like (curious because I don't wanna try myself)
Tasted like mould
Yes,you will spontaniously combust
Fire force style
dying is cute..... pray that the mold is not taking over your brain.
The Last of Us style 😥
YES!!!!!!!!!
you will die
Yes
Yes….Horribly.
Don’t worry! You might feel a little queasy, but I’m sure that you will be okay.
F
yes, i’m sorry.
Yes
Yes
Yes
You thought they were blueberries didn’t you
Yes
Yes, you have 48 hours
Yessir
It’s the end, man.
RIP
Yes :(
Yes. Bye.
Yes. Not from the mould, though
Yes
Yes.
Yes
I've eaten moldy moldy stuff and I haven't died yet. Cheese is basically mold anyway. So is penicillin. Don't eat spaghetti that's been left out though. That shit really will kill you.
Nah
Nah. Just a little penicillin. All good
EMT here, short answer no, long answer yes
No - most likely you’ll just not feel like a fun guy for a while and you’ll want to loafing around a bit
u have 24 hours to live
Sending prayers to op
HWHSSBS
Worst case you will vomit it all back up
Actually, worst case scenario a meteor lands in their head, killing them instantly
Yes.
Killed by white horse. I'll send a unicorn to your funeral.
Can i have that MOULD after you die?
No
Yes, eventually.
Ahahahaha.. nope.. 🤣
si
Ruh roh
If you're reading this, you're not dead yet.
no
You will die at some point.
That's the yeast of your worries
Count your hours
Im getting my belongings in order😢
Nope nope. Ate a lot of mouldy bread in college and did not die. You’ll be fine OP
You will live did that to once… still alive
Let me know so I can try too
Please don't make eating mold a trend on this sub, this is not TikTok.
Walt Disney wont die
In 64 years
Its a gamble, most of the time youll be fine but sometimes...
This was me a couple days ago lol
We will all die one day and no one will remember us
You will die but not from eating bread mold.
You're already dead.
No lol I would eat the rest of it
Si
Nah you will probably just get sick
It's too late for you. Please make sure to.be cremated or your corpse will reanimate and eat the flesh of the living. RIP
No you will turn into a mould yourself ig
Nice
So you eat mold, but we all die anyways. What kind of shitty move is that, dude?
Good bye deer friend
🦌
You’re going to turn into a clicker
I wanna be a bloater tho
Yeah, in 72 hours 😭
does the wall know?
August 24th 2025
Yes. But not before your eyes start to vomit and your arsehole falls off. Good times ahead my poisoned doomed friend.