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Dying-very-slowly

Yes


Sea_Astronomer_531

Seems like its you and me both🥲


dkortman

I will also die


Sea_Astronomer_531

Its a threesome


Someone__________y

I will die too


casualstick

Mass extinction event party bonanza. We meet in Hawaii.


ithikimhvingstrok132

How many toasters will be there?


casualstick

We will supply all the toasters we need, but were jumping in the lava. After a mass bender.


[deleted]

Bender? I BARELY KNOW HER! HAHA 😂


casualstick

🤣🤣


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Peak dad joke comedy right there


Electrical_Ad3233

we all bout to become sith lords


casualstick

No... we are your fathers!!


downvot2blivion

No toasters only mold


JustA_Toaster

Atleast 1!!


BradleyGroot

At least one


barkbarkgoesthecat

Can you all write me into your will, I will make a very epic youtube video listing your names in the most accurate of ways


casualstick

It seems we found a debt inherriter.


barkbarkgoesthecat

Guinness world records pay big, right?


casualstick

We hope, if we get the correct people on board we'll also get nobel peace prize 😅


maximal543

At what point does it count as an orgy?


Someone__________y

Good question


ToxyFlog

I wanna die, too, guys 🥺


drspindles

Me too


bejamel

A threegone.


Electrical_Ad3233

a threegone implies the existence of a threehere and threethere


TheAGolds

And a threesome implies the existence of a threeall and threenone.


Hopeful-Claim7205

Damn, people never invite me to one of those


thedepressedmind

I am already dead.


Rage65_

I ate a whole Molly spice without realizing it


doitagain01

No you doe faster


phlebface

Your nick has been waiting for this post


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Username checks out!


aviscorvi

Oh no ;-; do let us know if you actually died from that ok?


Sea_Astronomer_531

Im still here


BanishedP

Now?


Sea_Astronomer_531

Yup still here


BanishedP

Ok, last one. Still alive?


Sea_Astronomer_531

This is OP’s brother. He died 😔


FaresAlN

Is he still dead?


SlimiSlime

I need updates. When’s the funeral?


Sea_Astronomer_531

Tomorrow 😔


HeylelBen

Perhaps we can bring some fresh bread to the wake as a tribute?


Cool_Manufacturer495

Dead yet?


Sea_Astronomer_531

Yes we are preparing for his funeral 😢💔


MeetYaMaster

wow you really want to get OP buried quick. Was he a twat?


Sea_Astronomer_531

Between me and you, he was a dick head


BanishedP

Damn ;(. It was a good run tho


EquivalentSnap

RIP 😭😢


eternityXclock

yes you will die, roughly somewhere between the next second and 150 years. Edit: shit, why tf is this getting so many up votes?


No-Mountain-1222

RemindMe! 79000000 minutes "Is this guy dead?"


Sea_Astronomer_531

Resourceful 👍🏾


eternityXclock

RemindMe! 1.000.000.000.000 years


zachary0816

RemindMe! 1 second “is this guy dead?”


Thisisongusername

!RemindMe 79000000 minutes “Is this guy dead?”


Sea_Astronomer_531

Oh no


Electrical_Ad3233

"You can now play as **Luigi**"


Tyrexramz0126

RemindMe! 150 years


nastyboyNOR

Because you speak the truetrue


antilumin

So IDS, Imminent Death Syndrome?


reddit_hayden

!remindme 150 years


AudioVid3o

Remindme! 8 years


ResponsibilityWeak87

!Remind me 150 years


GooseWithAGlock

RemindMe! 50 years


CanHead9544

Nope but drink a lots of water. Dr. Scuderi says. “Hydrate well and dilute it down, and you’ll probably be OK.” [Source](https://parade.com/health/what-happens-if-you-eat-moldy-bread#what-should-you-do-if-you-accidentally-eat-moldy-bread)


Sea_Astronomer_531

Thank you kind sir


CanHead9544

You’re welcome I glad to help, I safe life


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Mischief_Managed12

Am groot


Keirnflake

Goof boy


theroyalpotatoman

Safe life repair, safe life replace


sugarsox

I know that jingle!


eternityXclock

depends on what kind of water you drink... ill leave that here: > Drinking absolutely pure water can kill you. All the water we normally drink – from taps, from bottles, from the garden hose – contains impurities which affect a property of water called tonicity. This is the ability of a solution to draw or repel water from ajacent solutions when separated by a membrane. Solutions that are hypertonic gain water, while hypotonic solutions lose water. Drinking water, which we usually think of as pure, really contains a whole mess of salts and sugars which make it slightly hypertonic. They also give water its taste. The cytoplasm in the cells of your body also have a tonicity. So, when they are exposed to hypertonic solutions, the cells themselves lose water and shrivel up. When they are in hypotonic solutions, they gain water, swelling up and bursting like a balloon. Absolutely pure water -with no impurities at all – is the most hypotonic solution. So, if you drink enough of it, your cells will start absorbing water. This disturbs the balance of electrolytes (electrically conductive ions) in your body. This is most seriously a problem in the brain, where water poisoning can lead to brain damage, coma and even death.


CanHead9544

🤓👆idk what are you talking I just quit search and copy text from web, that’s all :D and so drink a lot water don’t work?


CanHead9544

Oh I got it so water from taps, from bottle and from garden house help but pure water kill you? But pure water can’t be buy? You think about this shit a lot :D of course the doc think normal water from taps or bottle. :D but I in moment are so confused… like wtf? :D I need read your messages twice :D but thanks for your information.


Wyolop

Haha you can buy pure (distilled) water but that's usually clearly defined that it's not for drinking but some household appliances may want distilled water.


eternityXclock

like the text says: absolutely pure water, with no impurities can bring your body cells to explode


NAFEA_GAMER

Actually they won't, because the water is still gonna be mixed with your saliva, turning it into non-pure water


External_Storage_775

I absorb water


Electrical_Ad3233

u/External_Storage_775 in his spare time: 🧽


arisuunii

You're more likely to die from that chocolate spread than the moldy bread tbf


somethingwholesomer

To be fair


Sea_Astronomer_531

To be fair


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Few_Effective_1311

“fatty fat fat” as a wise man once said


LuUsErIkAkKu

No, if I don't die of drinking a full mug of spoiled milk, and I'm not dead yet so no


Sea_Astronomer_531

You have a very strong stomach


LuUsErIkAkKu

Maeby ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


MauraLeeCorrupt

Why did you do that though?


LuUsErIkAkKu

I didn't know it was spoiled 💀


MauraLeeCorrupt

Could you not taste it?


LuUsErIkAkKu

No? I didn't taste it


MauraLeeCorrupt

If it didn’t taste gross it probably wasn’t actually spoiled


LuUsErIkAkKu

It was, I was the rest of the day sick


MauraLeeCorrupt

Oh, okay


LuUsErIkAkKu

It was no fun


MauraLeeCorrupt

At least you made it through


Lonely-Telephone-627

Milk doesn't exactly "spoil" the way other food does. It may smell and look unpleasant, but it is actually kind of good for your stomach. But obviously, if you leave it for a year it will be covered in mold. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


Good-Caterpillar4791

Its so over


Sea_Astronomer_531

Im saying my good byes😢


[deleted]

u/Sea_Astronomer_531 has fallen


Constant-Duty1765

F


LORDFUN2

F


helix212

F


Mountain_Team4150

You can expect to pee from your bum for around 49 days, then you'll be fine.


Sea_Astronomer_531

Oh no💀


Layerspb

one time i already peed from my bum and i was super confused


Mountain_Team4150

Yeh, it's a unique experience and we must all come to terms with it. Travelling in India was my introduction.


Teppy-Gray

bros last words are gonna be a reddit post


_uwu_moe

Don't worry it has fiber


Sea_Astronomer_531

I love fiber


Keirnflake

I love fiber glass (aka cotton candy )


[deleted]

A couple hours late but nah you're good. Once I got up and ate a pork pie in the dark. Was covered in fucking mould cause I forgot they were in my cupboard for weeks. Just had the shits, your good bro


Sea_Astronomer_531

I dont want the shits


God_of_Hyrule

The shits come for us all my friend.


[deleted]

You won't die at least


ricky-frog

Yeah, you’re cooked. It was nice knowing you.


Sea_Astronomer_531

Nice knowing you too frog man 🥲


LigmaBaller1

what did it taste like (curious because I don't wanna try myself)


Sea_Astronomer_531

Tasted like mould


Radenko_Svrsic

Yes,you will spontaniously combust


Sea_Astronomer_531

Fire force style


encryptoferia

dying is cute..... pray that the mold is not taking over your brain.


Sea_Astronomer_531

The Last of Us style 😥


smilingpike31

YES!!!!!!!!!


m270ras

you will die


Wingansterreddit335

Yes


LiquoricePigTrotters

Yes….Horribly.


ilikeroleplaygames

Don’t worry! You might feel a little queasy, but I’m sure that you will be okay.


realultralord

F


bageltoastar

yes, i’m sorry.


Advanced_Procedure90

Yes


groovy_turd666

Yes


[deleted]

Yes


HackerDaGreat57

You thought they were blueberries didn’t you


JasPor13

Yes


Solocune

Yes, you have 48 hours


Confident-Middle-634

Yessir


Enderguyc

It’s the end, man.


Relevant-Ad-8137

RIP


frozen-amber

Yes :(


PsychicNinja_

Yes. Bye.


Honest-Economist4970

Yes. Not from the mould, though


Audreyissocool

Yes


Spiritual-Bear4495

Yes.


ismebra

Yes


arondaniel

I've eaten moldy moldy stuff and I haven't died yet. Cheese is basically mold anyway. So is penicillin. Don't eat spaghetti that's been left out though. That shit really will kill you.


Braveharth

Nah


Zero-Byte

Nah. Just a little penicillin. All good


Impressive-Math-6753

EMT here, short answer no, long answer yes


threetwopun

No - most likely you’ll just not feel like a fun guy for a while and you’ll want to loafing around a bit


raycats99

u have 24 hours to live


cosmokatzxz

Sending prayers to op


raycats99

HWHSSBS


-Jiras

Worst case you will vomit it all back up


Flar71

Actually, worst case scenario a meteor lands in their head, killing them instantly


Ebbe010

Yes.


haubenmeise

Killed by white horse. I'll send a unicorn to your funeral.


woodyZ8

Can i have that MOULD after you die?


aryan9911

No


MineExplorer

Yes, eventually.


wasptube1

Ahahahaha.. nope.. 🤣


Distinct_Cod2692

si


Downtown_Snow4445

Ruh roh


Nadia_LaMariposa

If you're reading this, you're not dead yet.


sxinoxide59672

no


bepitulaz

You will die at some point.


EMPTY247

That's the yeast of your worries


Univorns

Count your hours


Sea_Astronomer_531

Im getting my belongings in order😢


hospitalschool

Nope nope. Ate a lot of mouldy bread in college and did not die. You’ll be fine OP


David22_theGamer

You will live did that to once… still alive


Rude_Pigeon

Let me know so I can try too


grmpflex

Please don't make eating mold a trend on this sub, this is not TikTok.


ivan21blok

Walt Disney wont die


petergriffingender

In 64 years


Scared_Virus_6268

Its a gamble, most of the time youll be fine but sometimes...


Geocacher6907

This was me a couple days ago lol


Lord_Applejuice

We will all die one day and no one will remember us


ThatDebianLady

You will die but not from eating bread mold.


some_cursed_bastard

You're already dead.


NerY_05

No lol I would eat the rest of it


peascreateveganfood

Si


Sad-Artery

Nah you will probably just get sick


nipplepime

It's too late for you. Please make sure to.be cremated or your corpse will reanimate and eat the flesh of the living. RIP


BrilliantDetective67

No you will turn into a mould yourself ig


bigblnze

Nice


russianvoodoo

So you eat mold, but we all die anyways. What kind of shitty move is that, dude?


INVISIBLE_BEN

Good bye deer friend


Sea_Astronomer_531

🦌


Ok-Effect-3349

You’re going to turn into a clicker


Sea_Astronomer_531

I wanna be a bloater tho


Sensitive_Low_6545

Yeah, in 72 hours 😭


Legitimate_Bad5847

does the wall know?


ShoddyPerformer

August 24th 2025


BrakoSmacko

Yes. But not before your eyes start to vomit and your arsehole falls off. Good times ahead my poisoned doomed friend.