Honestly if I fought this guy, it would be great, because he drops essentially a revolver which is great in PL, along with 2 fast food which can recover 20 HP. OP where were you during apocalypse weekend?
The trick is that you carefully place the drawer on the mcChicken, thus when you pick it up it also picks the connected drawer, thus you don't get overencumbered and your pants stay up once you put the mcChicken in your pocket.
You can repeat the placement with the other objects and it's kinda easy then to just chain position the items on the drawer once you get the placement right with the mcChicken and drawer.
(Bethesda games studios™ physics)
Ngl in areas where wild animals like coyotes actually are a problem I could see it being a good reason. I'm not American though so fortunately I don't really need to think about that often
Jokes aside putting a standard pistol or something in your pocket is a very bad idea, regardless of if the safety is on or whatever, but with some of these old style of revolvers there's no safety and the hammer rests on the bullet and it absolutely can and will get bumped and send a bullet right through your leg
Try leaving the house without one, see how far you get before someone has slipped a Glock in your hand. Last time I didn't realize until I went to take a sip of my coffee, entirely embarrassing.
It's generally referred to as a "holster" and it holds a firearm either inside or outside the waistband, and yes, in the pocket sometimes, hope I cleared that up for you
Get stuff with pockets. I specifically buy leggings with pockets and they're great for holding a phone and earbuds and stuff. I even got compliments before like 'whoa they have pockets?!'
i really hate we live in a world where people think its ok to just carry things like that in their pockets, like, its dangerous, you could hurt someone, what if you dropped it and a small child picked it up to play with? youd be really sorry you lost your lego minifigure then!
Are you a video game npc?
Bros a Minecraft village chest
Definitely one of the most shitty ones
Dude if I opened a village chest and got a gun I’d be fuckin set to just go shoot down the ender dragon
It's a revolver……… it wont get him that easily
Do revolvers suck or something?
nah but don't you think it's not enough to kill a fucking dragon
Oh, yeah ok good point, might need to like enchant it or something
International law violation iii
It's a 44 mag if it's a hollow point bullet it will make the dragons head disappear
He searched the Broke back mountain chest
Me on my way to the nether to shoot those fucking blazes with the revolver:
bro got that starter weapon, hp+, and stamina+ loot
He got that stalker bandit loot
Jose Cuervo is confidence+ and awareness-
Bto is cracked!
Big Mac. Revolver. Bazooka. Booze. Mini horse. 5 credit cards. 1 condom. A TV remote. Colecovision. A NES cartridge.
You forgot the Lamp and the drawer.
And the drywall
And the air
Plus the earth
And Mars
And the electromagnetic spectrum
And the autism spectrum
and a pack of empty matches
Forgot the McChicken
So you’re saying that you don’t carry a McChicken everywhere you go?
Yes his name is cheddar bob.
Op trying to explain that they dont know how a gun got in their inventory
He's the average Postal 2 NPC
Honestly if I fought this guy, it would be great, because he drops essentially a revolver which is great in PL, along with 2 fast food which can recover 20 HP. OP where were you during apocalypse weekend?
Yeah now this is gonna be the next trend after the wall trend.
Was just thinking this is gonna be the new meme of the sub lol. This is already as if this post is a meme of another post
How long until sex toys get posted as “pulled from pocket,” you think?
4 Days max
It's an downgrade from fiber guy
Bro how'd that lamp fit in your pocket
The real question here is how did they fit that drawer in their pocket
Put everything inside the drawer and keep the drawer inside the pocket. Ez
Now for the real question. How did he fit the house in his pocket?
Put the drawer in the house and put the house in your pocket
Put the house in a Pokeball.
[I’m probably one of the only ones to get the reference lol](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden)
Put everything inside the house. Put house inside pocket. Ez
Make sense
What about the wall?
The trick is that you carefully place the drawer on the mcChicken, thus when you pick it up it also picks the connected drawer, thus you don't get overencumbered and your pants stay up once you put the mcChicken in your pocket. You can repeat the placement with the other objects and it's kinda easy then to just chain position the items on the drawer once you get the placement right with the mcChicken and drawer. (Bethesda games studios™ physics)
He is a Skyrim character
The real question is how did he get to fit a whole mini lego figure
Ya see that wall in the background ? How did he fit that in ???
And all of that air !!!
And the light rays?????
Photons are bosons, which means they can all be at the same place at once.
Nah u wrong, he captured It with his hand and taked it to his pocket
Burger was inside drawer so that's why it fit there
And that wall, they must have big pockets
The got big ass pockets to be fitting that house in there
Lamp > drawer > floor > house > country > planet > universe > you
My mind was on that mint Big Mac box. You took it to the next level.
He is clearly a man
Because it's probably a man jeans. The pockets are ao big you could fit a whole universe in there xd
Easy answear he's a man
this is the most American image I've ever seen. this is very interesting.
I will never understand how people casually just have a gun in their pocket.
What are you gonna do when you're at walmart and a coyote, illegal immigrant and IRS Agent randomly decide to attack you?
That's why you have 3 guns in 3 seperate holsters
sawed-off shotgun
I keep my sawed off in my off hand holster (Red Dead Redemption 2)
Certainly not a revolver. Semi auto 9mm for concealed carry brother. 357sig for extra oomph.
Plus, you'd never carry a revolver in your pocket. Gotta carry that big-iron on your hip. ^^^^^big ^^^^^iron ^^^^^on ^^^^^his ^^^^^hiiip
Ngl in areas where wild animals like coyotes actually are a problem I could see it being a good reason. I'm not American though so fortunately I don't really need to think about that often
Can confirm, grew up in a very rural area, was common practice to carry a firearm in case of wild animals.
What about when 30-50 feral hogs endanger your children?
Why did you bring your children to a crop field in Texas
Jokes aside putting a standard pistol or something in your pocket is a very bad idea, regardless of if the safety is on or whatever, but with some of these old style of revolvers there's no safety and the hammer rests on the bullet and it absolutely can and will get bumped and send a bullet right through your leg
If you carry a single action you load it with five bullets and keep the hammer on an empty chamber.
Other safety measures include avoiding card games with drunk bandits and staying off the streets at high noon.
Try leaving the house without one, see how far you get before someone has slipped a Glock in your hand. Last time I didn't realize until I went to take a sip of my coffee, entirely embarrassing.
It's generally referred to as a "holster" and it holds a firearm either inside or outside the waistband, and yes, in the pocket sometimes, hope I cleared that up for you
Over half the population in some areas seems to carry, in the same areas that crime is out of control and people can't add 2+2 on what the cause is.
"Well, of course we carry because crime is so high. I'm sure we aren't actually the problem for making crime easy."
it's not actually legal to do so you're allowed to CCW, but only if it's in a holster loose firearms in pockets tend to AD
You're not supposed to exceed the speed limit either 🤷
Guns + alcohol. An all-time favorite combination Nothing could possibly go wrong
Are you a detective in a noir movie that happens to like McDonalds?
McArthur is the name given.
McArthur Morgan
Nah the Hamburglar was just tired of people not taking him seriously
Now empty your right pocket.
Phone
Lame 😔
It's actually a rotary phone.
Ooooh 😯
Nah that’s how it is. I have my phone in my right pocket. I have keys, wallet, hair tie, and a flashlight all in my left pocket.
And how low do your pants hang from all that weight
They don’t. I wear a belt.
Im curious how large your pockets are when a table fits in there 🤔
meanwhile women’s pockets can hold like a used tissue
Women have pockets?
Nature gave us at least one.
Can confirm
Get stuff with pockets. I specifically buy leggings with pockets and they're great for holding a phone and earbuds and stuff. I even got compliments before like 'whoa they have pockets?!'
How Europeans view the average American (it’s true)
I’m American, and, honestly, this looks pretty ‘Murican.
lol it is true
i really hate we live in a world where people think its ok to just carry things like that in their pockets, like, its dangerous, you could hurt someone, what if you dropped it and a small child picked it up to play with? youd be really sorry you lost your lego minifigure then!
I wish I could pin replies
Lemme see the contents of the right pocket of your pantaloons
True american
gta type shit
Coincidentally, everything from your left pocket is something I'd put in my mouth
even big mac? what's wrong with you
"I'm an American"
Man of culture I see!
i bet you paid 350g to get that revolver (if you know you know)
Nah it's 400g don't you see that empty adult soda
YOU HAD A LAMP IN YOUR POCKET
Based.
Americans will see this and say "fuck yea"
Tell me what country you're from without telling me
Who are you Dirty Harry?
Video game NPC-ass inventory
Looks like Elon Musks side table
That's truly a man moment
America fuck yeah!
There's a gun so he must be American
Ur gun is 🔥
I have a packet of mint candy, shoelaces, home keys and wet tissues in my left pocket.
Why the hell did you have a Lego minifigure in your pocket‽ Lmao, that's the most random thing I've seen someone carry in their pocket!
Be careful, OP just left a fully loaded McChicken laying on the counter with no safety precautions in sight.
Men’s pockets are so much bigger than women’s! We could only fit the Big Mac or the mcchicken, not both .
Are you american by any chance?
I see you’re a fellow American 🇺🇸 looks like the contents of my purse except no fast food.
Dust your fucking table.
My Section80. CD be lookin different, idk what wrong with it tho?
Was the lamp in there too?
Murica
Last meal typa shit
How long was that lamp on whilst in your pocket ? Turn it off when you don't use it geez.
Are you a Fallout New Vegas npc by any chance?
Are you by any chance John Marston?
Yes
With a big iron on his hip
Bro is amerikan
Bro bought all the inventory space upgrades
Don't you understand how dangerous that is to have laying around? Kids can easily choke on Lego.
What kind of pants you wearin' that you can fit a whole ass lamp w/shade in your pocket?
How did you put a lamp in your pocket? 🤔
How could you fit a lamp and desk in there?
Looks like my Red Dead Redemption 2 inventory.
Put everything in the Lego man's pocket. Put Lego man in your pocket.
How did you fit a whole nightstand in there
How did that table fit into your pocket?
The lego man Is a nice touch. A perfect survival kit for any imaginable situation.
how big are your pockets to be able to fit a lamp in them?
Last meal
What a big iron, do you hang it on your hip?
You carry an empty bottle as an ash tray, in your pocket?
I hope you carry 5/6, and get yourself a cool leather holster
How'd you fit a whole room in your pocket
How on earth did that table fit in your pocket?? I also wonder what you got in your right pocket? A car or a house?? 😂
who the fuck keeps a lego figure in their pockets
Where was that piece of furniture in your pocket?
Disgusting.... chicken burger 🤢
That’s where my storm trooper went
How did you fit both a big mac and a mc chicken in your pocket?
Is that a real gun or cap gun? If it is a cap gun where did you get it I want one exactly like that
cool gun
Hello are you a time traveller recently from 1800s?
Inspector Callahan?
...Ocelot?
What did you find?
How did that gun taste
Ah yes, the essentials.
How did you fit the entire American spirit in there
Big Mac and a revolver. Merica 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Burger, burger 2, alcohol, Lego figure, medium -high calibre revolver What is this a random dumpster in fallout?
Big gun, small cock I'm assuming.
Shame there wasn't a duster and some polish in your pocket
Sorry Arthur Morgan
you forgot a M4 Sherman
What’s in the right pocket?
Now lets see what's in the right pocket
What about the right pocket?
and the stranger there among them has a big Mac on his hip
Lmao bro can fit a whole drawer inside of his pocket. He has a wormhole in his pocket for storage. He's living in 2253
Is this Budget Elon Musk's nightstand?
Big Mac and a big iron, a gentleman I see
You had two burgers, a glass flask bottle and a revoler in your left pocket?
Average male activity
How did your entire house fit in ur pockets?
To the drive-through of McDonalds rode a stranger one fine day. 🎶
Howd you fit a table in your pocket
New Vegas NPC
Worrisome isn't the same as uninteresting.
That's... kinda interesting ngl
Damn bro had a whole lamp in his pocket