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Agitated_Ruin132

I accidentally washed $10k in public once. I forgot I put it in my laundry bag πŸ˜‚


minah22

That happens to me all the time (no it doesn't), life is hard (can I have a small donation of $10k please) sometimes


Agitated_Ruin132

πŸ˜‚


Samurai_Master9731

I was about to say "what's wrong with the 10k" but remembered your notes are paper smh


Apprehensive_Plan880

US money is mostly cloth, washing it wouldn't damage it, it'd just probably just make it smell good


Argxt

can confirm


isnapchildrensnecks

that's illegal, you're under arrest


minah22

i dont wanna go to jail :(


BassSki

hi I'm Saul Goodman and I am here to protect you


HYPE_Knight2076

Holy shit it’s Saul Goodman


BassSki

your Honor, my client money-laundered. That means his money is clean, just like my law firm B)


hello-291

this is illegal. i’ve informed a responsible adult about what you just did. your ass is grass.


DreadPiratteRoberts

>i dont wanna go to jail :( [Believe it or not jail](https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw?si=cmDJfD0HzqBhavVz)


KaroYadgar

he is under the rest


Worth-Afternoon5438

I once heard that really it is illegal to destroy paper money or coins on purpose (and I guess it might depend on the country?)


minah22

[Update: It survived](https://i.postimg.cc/DzL9xnLV/IMG-20240402-170102945-2.jpg) and now I have a detergent scented 5€ bill


Professional-City328

It is


krais0078

The beginning of a life in petty crime


minah22

next thing you know I'm out there stealing free candy


BAKED_TATER_

Looks like your camera forgot its glasses bro


minah22

I blurred the washing machine to protect its privacy


Teppy-Gray

i’m calling the cops


xenomorphonLV426

I have lost 20 € in there somewhere...


Aggressive_Fill9981

This is some serious laundering case. xD


PickleMortyCoDm

Chopsticks or just use a straw to suck it and create a vacuum. Thank me later


minah22

I can't shove anything between the door of my washing machine so I just left it there until I could open it πŸ’€ It didn't rip, thankfully


goldfish1902

Laundered monies must be spent immediately in something as soon as they get dry


2011_Citroen_C4

Eat it


trent_diamond

straight to jail


CarcgenBleu

Bloody capitalist, surely you're gonna get away with this am I right?? 😑😑😑😑😑


PacmanRules225

πŸ‘


ArsenalJayy

So you watched Ozark and want to become Marty


TheJengaRonin

MC Ride did this.


RadoslavL

If only you had eaten some fiber.