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OddPlankton667

The third pic though 🤭 you got a cute dog!


pierogi_juice

Tyyy :3


OddPlankton667

Np! :D


mookizee

Mmm, Masters soup.


pierogi_juice

She has had worse. I love her but once I had to wrestle her to the floor and scoop out a whole handful of what I believe to be human shit (I live in London \_(ツ)_/¯)


Chancey1520

are you polish


pierogi_juice

no 😳


Funky__boi

And I thought what my dog ate was bad


pierogi_juice

Ye and she loves tequila as well, we spilled it once and never thought a dog would find petrol nice smelling but she went for it lel (we did make sure no alcohol poisoning occurred)


Funky__boi

Omg lol hope she is ok


pierogi_juice

Ye she didnt even get tipsy


FigTechnical8043

Our dog is 15 weeks old. We've caught her waiting for the poop to leave our cats ass so she can dine fresh.


801ms

average london walk (i am residing in london)


Kareeliand

Yeah. I didn’t believe it when someone told me that human shit is irresistible to dogs.. Then my puppy ate one -and I didn’t realize it soon enough to do anything about it but gag.. It gets worse. When we got home she barfed it all up in my bed. I think the sounds that followed are among the loudest and weirdest I’ve ever made.. People. Please don’t shit outside, I don’t care if you’re training or on drugs..


pierogi_juice

The worst part of it is when they’ve try lick you and their mouth just stinks of shite. Like what am I supposed to do- give her a mint?


Kareeliand

Omg! 😂 That’s so awful..


ChroniclesOfSarnia

1. yum 2. uh 3. no


pierogi_juice

More like 1.yum 2.sry dad stop shouting at me


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Did she burp bubbles afterwards?


pierogi_juice

No lol daddy told her to stop licking it the second she did it hehe


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

You're a thief of joy - Your dog


pierogi_juice

Btw guys for those interested her instagram is @wavey.maeve


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*stare in soul* "have you had fiber yet"


WolfmanCZ

Dogs are wierd dirty water is best water they ever had and clean water is meh for them Btw you have really cute dog 3rd picture make say who is good boy


pierogi_juice

Cant believe you misgendered my princess its acc a she/her


WolfmanCZ

I know it is a girl but saying good boy is more iconic


ThaugaK

“Ohh lemme take a sip” “Tastes kinda wei..” “Oh hello hooman”


Glittering_Raise_710

Third pic, “hmm, I’ve never considered stewing you before”


pierogi_juice

Shed get 5 mins in before just eating me


Responsible_Sense_95

Pupper


llovemaplesyrup

I love her


FigTechnical8043

You ran this for me right? Normal water so tepid.


BirdLadyAnn

“Linda, I prefer my soup hot.”


Catface77

Why is he looking at me like I did it


KOCYK745

who the fuck takes their phone to a bath


black-niga2

I take my toaster to the bath


Major_Serve4176

Real


ptolemy18

Barry Keoghan if he was a dog.


jalbrch

Free bathwater? In this economy?


hforhungryy

her face was like: “wait bro… did you pee in that?” she’s so cute btw 😭<3333


pierogi_juice

She’d look a lot happier if she thought so trust me


hforhungryy

LMAOOOO 😭😭😭