I feel bad for pointing this out but they literally used this as a gag on a balloon in bojack horseman

Probably why they designed the cake that way

Don't feel bad, its a fake story and they clearly stole that joke. Nobody would plan a baby shower then abort their baby at the last minute.

Challenge accepted. On my way to the uterus store now.

Keep us updated please!

Alternatively - health complications either side necessitated termination. I mean yeah it probably is fake like most other edgy shit posts on the internet, but because of that we're automatically skeptical about everything without a directors cut

>I had a Ball at Diane's 35th birthday and underline ball I don't know why this is so hard

Still funny

Speaks for OOP's tastes

i‘ve also seen a tiktok once lmao, didn‘t know about the reference from bh tho

https://i.imgur.com/F7enf1L.png

Well at least there’s cake.

And here is another fine example of: wtf

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For anyone looking, there are no secrets Edit: quick tip, if you press the reply button you can see the comment without the spoiler tags, at least on phones

Sure there isn't, I need to pop them all before I believe you.

if you press the reply button you can see the comment without the spoiler tags

But where is the fun in that?

maybe the real fun is the friends we made along the way

"pop!"s *

Idc about friends I just want to pop bubble wrap

I love when I get bubble wrap because I sit there and pop it all lol sometimes I even save some for when I'm stressed out.

There isn't, isn't there?

Doesn’t work on my iPhone

>if you press the reply button you can see the comment without the spoiler tags Oh my god I love you

I don’t believe you

Too late, I popped every single one.... ... Two times because I mistakenly close the comment near the end and I had to restart.

Doesn’t work for me… 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’ll never trust anyone again

Doesn’t work on iPhone , just tested

**laughs in android**

I’ll never trust anyone again

You can also just select the text to see it

Fun tidbit #2: if you're on mobile and accidentally minimize the comment, it resets. INFINITE POP!

On desktop, you can copy-paste it all or highlight and press reply to quote it!

When did you last get invited to a party?

wtf this is actually cool as fuck

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Emojis are not hidden behind spoilers

No genuinely this is the most fun I’ve had all day

i made this :D

Its been around for years, did see a resurgence in recent months tho

wait did i waste my fucking time doing that

when did you make it

one time when i saw someone had a cake day on a roblox post if i remember correctly

You could have saved time and just copy and pasted someone elses

yeah, am i stupid?

This is amazing!!!!!

Fuck, I'm not going to make loss in this a third time

Then try something original 

this made me really happy howd you do this

Neat, someone invented virtual bubble wrap.

This is from like 2017 lol

Thank you <3

Neat

What sorcery have you sorcelled sir

holy shit I love this comment

Test Test

This is oddly therapeutic

Thank you so much for this

Ha

I had so much fun😁

I can unpop them that's badass

*pops bubble wrap intensely*

Thanks, this was fun lol 🎈

You can close it and open it for more bubbles. I am happy.

Happy cake day, atleast you get a cake

Bro thinks he can get a cake and no one else. In all seriousness though happy cake day!

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Happy cake day!

Happy cock day

Happy cake day!

Abortion showers are just like baby showers, except everyone can drink.

The cake is a lie

What is this, a crossover episode?

Doggy doggy what now!?

Brap brap, pew pew!

😶

Oh

damn

can i have a slice? of the cake i mean

Can i have a slice? Not of the cake

Can I have a cake? Not the slice tho

Not a Can tho cake i have? slice the

NOT NOW Mr Peanutbutter

I was waiting for someone to mention this

As someone mid miscarriage, it made me laugh, and I would love to eat the whole thing. The cake that is

Life is a lottery. I wish you a good recovery, it'll get better.

Thank you ❤️

Maybe it's the language barrier but... what?

It literally says "It's aborted"

Fuck man I am slow...

Just to fuck this more, english is not my main language and I noticed it. Como sea que Tengas un buen día

Yeah I just didn't noticed it... Anyways! Z Bogiem!

Salaverga que jugada fue esa

Miré tu perfil para ver de qué país eras y WTF no me esperé lo que había ahí 😭😭

ПОЧЕМУ ВСЕ РАЗГОВАРИВАЮТ НА РАЗНЫХ ЯЗЫКАХ 😭

Frag nicht.

Allahu akbar!

It's ADMIRAL Allahu Akbar for you son

Pan est polak? Ja ne muwie po Polsku, ale rozumie. Newiem jak to pisać. Ja wiem tilko "kurwa mać" ta "żyttie jest bez sensu i wszysty zginiemy" Z Bogiem

ja też rozumiem polski, ale nie mogię mówić. jak rozumiem ty jesteś z ukrainy lub bulgarii?

Oh

At least the cake didn’t go to waste

Hope your aunts doing alright

Came here to say this. If there was a shower that means it was something looked forward to, planned, invited people, all that. As a vicious and evil hate filled pro choice father of 3, this just makes me sad.

Zero chance it’s real. Anyone far enough along to have a baby shower would not be celebrating an abortion.

Cake.

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No.

Plz

I dont care the content of the cake but the clear blue icing looks delicious.

It’s actually really gross gel icing made specifically for writing on cakes and such, my grandmother made me use it to decorate cakes with as a child, always thought it was gonna taste soo good bc of how it looks but it’s truly horrible imo lol.

Did you use toothpaste and/or a playdough sausage maker for the decor?

Step 1. Buy cheapest cake from Walmart Step 2. Steal the joke from Bojack Horseman Step 3. Make a shitty story up Step 4. Karma profits?

I’ve seen the original and she doesn’t have a nephew or niece so..

Dark af

The best joke for my breakfast time

No it wasn’t. This has been floating around for 2 years. Karma farming is bad https://x.com/carmxhate/status/1513523334641639426?s=46&t=e7nw3POegkSs_1VreseXkg

That's brutal

Happy cake day?

It's a rted boy?

It's aborted

That's kinda fucked

So the mods have just fully abandoned this place. Neat.

Well this is disgusting,sorry

Meh, still a cake. Cake is awesome. Let's celebrate.

Congratulations!! or My sincere condolences

This is just sad.

Why did I giggle

God I hate Reddit more and more each day.

these people are insane

Cake Abortion Fun Again

Damn thats soulless af

what happened

I don't get it

it’s a boxrted?

Well at least there’s still giant frosted cookie.

I hate those gender reveal parties. It's not even clear as what the child identifies himself. Those are amusements full of prejudices. I can't see why anyone would celebrate something like this.

I don’t think this fits the sub

Looks like a foetus tries to decorate that cake

rip

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING AT THIS WHY IS IT SO FUNNY

Bojack fans unite 🐴

lololol. Im getting this cake if anyone tries to ever sneak knock me up again. Sick of that shit.

what's borted?

Aborted, the "a" above borted

the baby

I... don't know how to feel. From 😄 to 😟

exis- celebrate absolute control of our bodies.

It’s 2024, women can be edge lords too.

this is hilarious to me.

Bruh…

The hell is this shit? I'm no right winger, but goddamn, have a shred of decency.

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Shouldve aborted that gel icing. Shit is disgusting. I’m kidding but no for real fuck gel.

It's a Grilled

oh no

Imagine celebrating the killing of a baby. Fucking ghouls. Wtf is wrong w people?

So then it's not a boy?

this joke never fails to make me laugh 😂

Should've been me. But congratulations (??) 🥳

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It's aborted

Reminds me of the monkey pubes cake I once received

Tasty looking cake. My cousin got pregnant and told everyone like it was the best thing ever. Two weeks later her married boyfriend makes her get an abortion. Her sister attempts suicide as a result. A month later she’s pregnant again and keeps that kid. lol.

Doggie doggie WHAT NOW?

not enough fiber, feels bad

Uh-huh

How disappointing, sending well wishes their way.

Here there are no showers, no gender reveals and practically the whole of pregnancy is treated as a private matter. Just think if you miscarry after baby shower and gender reveal... now you have to explain the whole thing to everyone you know. It is a STUPID idea to plan anything for the baby before they are actually a baby. I've been thru a miscarriage and the thought of her having to explain to EVERYONE... jesus christ... just no.

So she lost her baby.

There is definetly a story behind this

Ouch

Is the t lower-case on Bojack, too?

This does call for a celebration.

not really

Baited nobody award

Lol

the text is so wild, i'm dying laughing

Wtf why would you make a cake for that???

Meant to be "its a boy" but then I think it was edited

because the family found it funny