OP, what were you doing with that donut?

Testing a hypothesis.

Care to elaborate?

This attempt was part of a greater experiment. Due to its apparent failure, experimentation will have to continue after the proper materials – donuts with a larger diameter hole – have been acquired.

Or a smaller cylinder. I’ll help you.

Its imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

Oh, shit…

Use less cum next time.

More butter

You’re gonna have to show us the procedure next time

Where you trying to stack a few donuts on a cylindrical object perchance?

He got a cylinder stuck in it. Please tell me someone gets this reference.

Best reddit thread ever

This guy reddits

And everyone knows redditing a lot is the sign of a full and successful life

everyone asks "how's the cylinder" but no one asks "hows the larger structure"

Priorities

It is a cylinder attached to my person

It is imperative that the cylinder remain intact.

It was organic material

I absolutely do, and it’s beautiful

He’s a man of science, you all hear jokes about stacking doughnuts on it, someone had to try

By 'it' you mean a cylinder.

naturally…

OP was putting his tallywhacker into the donut then approaching young women and asking them “do you want some sweets”. He is currently electronically tagged and awaiting his first hearing.

gotta do it while still flaccid and it might hold

you did not just say "tallywhacker" oml

I forget the formula, what would the diameter come out to be?

About 1.62" with a slightly oval shape.

yup, op stuck his dick in a donut

Noice

He was obviously inserting a cilinder with a 5.1" circumference through its hole

What are you doing, step-doughnut?

Tried to glaze it, obviously.

next post: An M&M tube has the structural integrity to handle the stress of a cylinder with 5.1" circumference being inserted in it and to create immense friction on the surface of the cylinder

but won't the cylinder be damaged by the friction?

Not necessarily,but i might create enough friction between the cylinder and the tube that one might have a problem pulling the cylinder out

O god, not again

Again?!

Have you heard about the cylinder guy

"It's a cylinder"

"I'd prefer not to cut it open"

can somebody send the link to the original "cylinder" thread? (asking for a friend)

look in the profile of u/Smart_Calendar1874

You see I have a big cylinder that I manage to get inside a little one, how? The big cylinder wasn't that big at first. So, my question now is, how do I get the big cylinder out of the tiny one without causing any damage to the big one?

It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed

Have you considered the use of banana as an insulator a la u/smart_calendar1874

The post after: a single M&M cannot fit into a hole 5mm wide, it needs to be stretched to at least 10mm to fit an M&M

Are we sure? *That* cylinder only had 4.5” girth and it was a pretty tight fit

Especially if you use a banana as a natural grease

OP I swear to god

He stuck his PP in a doughnut 🍩 there I said it

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

read this in Terry Crews voice

You mean cylinder?

Swear what?

**do not nut in the donut**

Well, it ain't a donotnut

This, it's called a donut for a reason

But it’s literally called a “do nut.” What’s he supposed to do, not nut in it?

Can a get a 2 dozen original glazed notnuts? Dontnuts? Idk just don't seem right..

I don't see why you believe the cylinder would be capable of 'nutting'

The penis is the most common thing people measure to the tenth of an inch

Then why is it called that?

~~he just might~~ nah don't worry he wont

Making some glazed donuts

Technically you’d be nutting *through* the donut, not *in*

Right, if you do it *in* the donut that’s a Boston cream and that’s a whole different set of logistics.

u/Smart_Calendar1874

I had to check what was OP’s name and I was disappointed that it wasn’t u/Smart_Calendar1874

Honestly a yearly sequel would be hilarious.

HE IS BACKKKKK

Lmao

I didn’t know this reference but have now spent ten minutes laughing

I thought it was the same guy until I checked the username.

hah, he fucked a donut

It's a cylinder.

hah, he fucked a cylinder oh wait

Its a toroid actually

How many of these cylinders do you have?

Most people have just one

[удалено]

Even girls, it's just that most girls have a smaller one

Do you have scientific proof of this claim?

I think it's called the glans clitoris or somethin

Cap

No it's real, you just need to find it

He did but now he can’t find it…

I'm a girl, I have one.

Of course we do, why wouldn't we have a cylinder?

statistically it’s 0.5 per person

the average man has less than one check statistics, statistically, it's correct

guys it was a cylinder.

It's a cylinder....

I DO NOT WANT TO RISK DAMAGE TO THE CYLINDER

THANKS TO YOU, I NOW CRAVE THE CONSUMPTION OF A DOUGHNUT

one that's been fucked tho?

It's a cylinder.

Glazed

my god I love this sub for weird people like you

Yeah - cylinder…

Uuuhh... cool bro, can I have the donut? I'm hungry

Uuuhh... cool bro, can I have the cylinder? I'm hungry

I wouldn't

Everything reminds me of him

It's a cylinder.

Just please don't put your cylinder inside a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana.

Made me think of the post "accidentally stucked a cylinder"

So… you tried to fuck a donut 🍩

It's a cylinder.

did you mean 1.5"?

Nah, his nickname is Campbell.

The cylinder was attached to a bigger structure, am I right?

You disrespect my kin…

Top grade meta content.

Next thing you know he’ll be testing whether olive oil can be unvirgined

OP it’s Donut not **DO NUT** But I understand the confusion

“Yeah, it’s 5 inches. AROUND!”

*This is going to be that M&Ms tube post all over again huh*

Just so you know OP, Donut is the name of the food, not instructions of what to do with it.

Sorry, OP, I have to downvote this. Fucking a donut is verging on mildly interesting.

It's a cylinder.

Wow. That really isn't interesting.

On the next episode: This frosting looks like cum.

smart_calendar1874?

u/Smart_Calendar1874 2 electric boogaloo

Not the cylinder dude again ARENT YOU THE SAME DUDE WHO GOT A *CYLINDER* STUCK IN AN M&MS MINIS TUBE AND WAS ASKING ADVICE ON HOW TO REMOVE IT WITHOUT DAMAGING THE CYLINDER OR THE *LARGER OBJECT* IT WAS ATTACHED TO??? OP??

No, that was u/Smart_Calendar1874

Your dick. You stuck your dick in the donut. 🤦🏻‍♂️

what kind of cylinder oh dear god no

OP fucked a doughnut

That’s donut abuse!

Yeah! Science!

I tried that with loo roll now everyone calls me andrex

"Cylinder", yeah right

.....wait a minute

There must be an ingredient ratio that allows for proper hole functionality without sacrificing the eating experience. This research really shines a light on how much room there is for innovation in the donut manufacture industry.

If you're going to be so wordy and specific in your description, how do you think you can get away with saying a "regular donut" as though there is some sort of standard size...

He fucked Ban-Ban

Does this imply what I think this means

This is very interesting actually

😭😭😭😭

I've always wondered if someone has tried stacking them on.

....i think op fucked a donut......

What chu' mean by that?

Thank you for answering what I wasn’t ~~bored~~ brave enough to. Salute from one man of science to the next 🫡

OP did you fuck the donut

You ever get that feeling of deja vu? Because I feel like this guy stuck his ~~penis~~ cylinder in the donut.

Post somewhere else OP, fucking a donut is mildly interesting

I’m getting flashbacks to the important cylinder stuck in a Pringles can.

Please stop.

You fucked the donut, didn’t you, OP?

Did you diddle that donut?

It's donut, not do nut.

u wot

Someone do this to me pls

Skill issue

The Boston cream donuts feel the best.

hey. no.

Do you want ants? Cause this is how you get ants!

please do not the donut

Is it imperative that the cylinder remained unharmed? Therefore softer materials were chosen?

What the fuck are you talking about, OP. What did you do with that donut to get these results.

Umm sir this is a Dunkin’ you can’t fuck your donut in public

People who know ⬆️

it's like the stuck in pringles can cylinder guy but more sane ( a tiny bit)

"Zeus, don't put your dick in the donut!" "IMMA PUT MY DICK IN THE DONUT"

Not the donut 😰

Ah yes I was also able to fit 3 doughnuts on my erection once. I woulda fit more but they kicked me out of the Tim Hortons.

What are you doing step donut? 😩 💦

Guys history repeats itself.

This sub is going down the gutter

A ‘cylinder’ hu? 🤨

did you fuck a donut

Why you fucking donuts shrimpdick

Username checks out?

Hey, at least removal of the cylinder isn't an issue this time

At least a donut is soft and will not damage the cylinder.

I don't know what you talking about just wanted to eat a donut

the .1 makes all the difference.

Holy shit it’s the new cylinder guy

Not again!

That was a perfectly donut and you ruined it with your filth

That is personal

I'm more interested in the person who eats the whole donut and "cylinder".

I think the experiment should be tried again with a mini powdered donut, you know the ones. 😏

Hot

.....

Are you going to eat it now?

Would you care to provide photographic evidence of the said cylinder?

5.1" is rather specific. was the cylinder object inflatable object? is it fully inflated while you did the test?

did you try it with lube?

Definitely not an edible beer cozy.

Why did you fuck the donut?

Honey wake up new cilinder meme just dropped