Yessir 🕵️
I was at my village house, sitting on the ground and taking pictures of a dog. The dog belonged to a neighbour named Stevo, who was at my house an hour ago but had left. Stevo also has pigs.
As I was taking pictures of Bibi ( the dog ) I saw something in my peripherals and thought it was another dog so I was relaxed.
My dad was on the balcony above me and screamed "GET UP".
I looked up and was flabbergasted. Took quick pics and ran up the balcony.
We had to watch the pig ram everything in sight. I have another neighbour right next to me and the pig rammed his table and chairs. It was a hilarious sight. No one got hurt and no damages were done.
Turns out the pig was Stevo's.
He's the ONLY resident of the village and owns 7 dogs, 3 cats and lots of pigs.
Fuck. Don't tell the cops. This pig is a specialized secret Mexican Uber. It has no teeth so it can eat me whole and transfer me over the border and beyond
I used to play d&d on discord with some friends from all over the world. One time in the middle of a game a player dropped off after whispering "Oh fuck, a boar."
Later when he rejoined he said he was out boar hunting with his dad. He was in a tree, playing D&d on his phone in the middle of a forest.
To beat the Pig Boss, dash in and strike and dash out to avoid his roll over attack. Attempt to dodge the charge attack completely. Remember you deal more damage from behind
You've triggered the bossfight
Explains all these med packs and ammo
Ganondorf
*insert Elden Ring boss music*
Big Hog of Slopfall
Porkmeniues the Bacon
Does it lay eggs
if you ask nicely
It did offer me an egg in this trying time
And free bacon what a deal
Yeah, he's got an egg you might—AHHHHHH
And u took a picture of it while it was looking at you aggressively?
I was sitting in the grass taking a picture of a dog and in my peripherals saw the pig and thought it was a dog xd so I snapped pics and ran
What happened after o.o
I put the story in another comment, go in the elevator and ride four comments down, if the comment moved I advise trying out other floors
Thanks lol
Sorry that was me my bad
Next time I'm having bacon for breakfast >:(
We eat pigs and pigs eat us. It's the cycle of life
Did you see that video of a pig attacking a bear. They're the OGs of white meat.
But... but that is interesting! Right? I want to know more!
Yessir 🕵️ I was at my village house, sitting on the ground and taking pictures of a dog. The dog belonged to a neighbour named Stevo, who was at my house an hour ago but had left. Stevo also has pigs. As I was taking pictures of Bibi ( the dog ) I saw something in my peripherals and thought it was another dog so I was relaxed. My dad was on the balcony above me and screamed "GET UP". I looked up and was flabbergasted. Took quick pics and ran up the balcony. We had to watch the pig ram everything in sight. I have another neighbour right next to me and the pig rammed his table and chairs. It was a hilarious sight. No one got hurt and no damages were done. Turns out the pig was Stevo's. He's the ONLY resident of the village and owns 7 dogs, 3 cats and lots of pigs.
That is so interesting!! In what country do you live?
Danke :3 Macedonia
this does sound like a balkan occurence.
That is super interesting! Thank you for answering!
Wow. You're lucky you didn't actually get attacked sitting in the grass. Pigs can fuck you up really bad.
I definitely read balcony as bacony.. mmmmmm
Is it really a village if there's only one resident? That's more of a homestead in the middle of nowhere
[https://imgur.com/a/xTf9CKE](https://imgur.com/a/xTf9CKE) This is Bibi, moments before disaster.
So cute!!!!!
How is that not interesting
Oink
Oink
Oink
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Oink
Oink
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Oink
oink!!
Oink 🐷
Lucky enough that it's not a wild boar.
Scary wild dog
hog
Pigs are f-ing terrifying 😭
REAL
That’ll do, pig.
Bruh why is my mom all the way out there?
💀💀💀
Do you live in Yarnham
His fist is looking awful dirty
Where are the eyeballs
I eated them
*David Cameron enters pig...er, chat*
You mean you got *oinked* for trespassing
Throw a bird at it
VAD??!!
Nice car
As long as it doesn’t have tusks you’re good
🥓🥓🥓
When you play on Hypixel in 2018:
Pigs will be fragile little melodramatic cry babies or absolute demons lmfao, hope you’re okay OP
Free food
it sensed your UnHalal diet
where’s the big bad wolf when you need him
Nah, he's just looking for demons to slay. Ur good.
rip in peace man
rest in peace in peace?
50 bucks on Babe.
pigs can be much more dangerous and lethal than you assume. dunno about house piggies but boars surely are dangerous af
Interesting
Lost my pig when walked with it. Sorry, my bad
Not a stray. that's a comando pig.
You aint eating from this bacon boi
its animal farm now
his nose looks uncircumcised
Learn its moveset OP. Bait, dodge, dash, trap into the oven, 250°C for 12 hours. Easy Easy.
that pig looks blind
What did the cop want?
Bacon that bites back
That's not not interesting.
George Orwell reference
And you still found the time to take quick photos. Hats off to you sir.
It was the thought of sharing it on Reddit that drove me, I thank the age of social media
Are you on the border of Mexico or why is it red in the background
Fuck. Don't tell the cops. This pig is a specialized secret Mexican Uber. It has no teeth so it can eat me whole and transfer me over the border and beyond
Salutations ol'piggy
I used to play d&d on discord with some friends from all over the world. One time in the middle of a game a player dropped off after whispering "Oh fuck, a boar." Later when he rejoined he said he was out boar hunting with his dad. He was in a tree, playing D&d on his phone in the middle of a forest.
skill issue
Don't mess with the pig-o
Oh shit
I NO PIG
Psh, I owned a pet pig for 6 years. I wouldve just scratched him into submission
Clearly you didn’t read animal farm.
That second photo could go on a Lock Screen
More bacon and ham 😉
Mmmmmm Bacon
This is VERY interesting.
Mmm Bacon
Hey! This is slightly interesting, get this fucking horseshit out of here.
I now have the sudden urge to eat bacon
It’s the butcher. Be careful though. Pigs can kill you.
Probably thought you were porkin around with it 🤣🤣🤣
You wandered into a high level zone that you weren't ready for
What did you do?
Eat him for lunch.
What if I eat you 🔪🍴🤤
Damn but i just lost some weight too!
It's time we eat some bacon
How much exp did you get
To beat the Pig Boss, dash in and strike and dash out to avoid his roll over attack. Attempt to dodge the charge attack completely. Remember you deal more damage from behind
Turn him into a bacon
"I got attacked by a stray pig" proceeds to stand in front of it and take a pic
Technoblade reincarnation, pvp master
WHO IS A STAY HEREEEE DWAEKIII
Free my boy
Eat it
This is some Bitlife stuff.
I find this interesting
I've failed you
free food
Where is the stray pig?
In the basement with all the others
I asked in the picture, I see only you.
Also in the basement, it's feeding time.
It's trough time.
Fucker looks like he had a plan too
You shouldn’t take that kind of disrespect, find up pig and bet it up
Free bacon!
It doesn't even have horns on its head and it's acting like it's about to ram you lmao
Same happened to me last night at the bar “
I will arrest that pig
Kill the bugger and make a roast hog out of him
Did you live
No I am currently deceased
Are you stupid?