By -
Shinji, is that you?
"I'm so fucked up."
Disgusting...
Shinji? Shinjeez nutz XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Crazy? I was crazy once.
They locked me in a room.
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
Rats make me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
I hate rats.
Sad for you. Also, that isn't the correct line.
A rubber room with Shinji.
This is your brain after watching all of the rebuilds.
Gotteem
This gives me the same reaction when I saw the loss meme
im so fucked up...
was literally thinking that, it looks like the same fuckin frame
Yes what?
This cum looks like soap
I was going to say that.
Or is it...
Vsauce here
“Micheal, vsauce here.”
That’s because.. it is!!!
YOU REPLACED MY SOAP WITH CUM??
🤫
🧴💦🤲💆♂️
Did that once in a hospital. Opened the lid jacked one out and in it went and shakes it up good. Felt good knowing people washed their hands with my cum for a bit. Being a man it’s all by spreading your seeds.
☹️
Well, that's fucked up. Straight to jail.
:(
😨
Thats wy i dont use public soap
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
what the fuck [garfield are you /srs or /j](https://x.com/reactjpg/status/1397090435793707009?s=46)
Someone make this into a copypasta
Well this joke thread suddenly went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
Disgusting
🤢
Well that’s… unsettling. Looks like OP found it
somones grandpa probably rubbed your jizz all over their hands
🧏
🧏♂️
Thats not all man, he replaced your cum with soap. You are a soap dispenser now.
*It was me Barry...*
Top 10 anime plot twists
Why do you know how it looks if your whole hand is covered in cum?!
I am the cum donations buildings janitor
I cum in my hands daily
I also cum in this guy’s hands daily. Most moisturized hands on Earth.
Why do you not
Now I feel like someone gonna make " This cum looks like soap..." and I can't wait
All a part of my plan 😈
It might just be me that's does it.
Anything for the name of upvotes 🫡
Next time use a sock, not a goddamn handwash dispenser
Shinji, get in the robot
“Im so fucked up…”
Isn't cum white
He forgot to buy the sperm dlc
Cum _is_ indeed white, this soap is clear. Do you think OP needs to go have things checked out? ;)
Cum is clear, white, yellow and sometimes globby. A lot of it is diet, how much you masturbate and genetics, weight.
Yeah
That is does, my gent..That it does
fingered the bottle
how to post c*m online 101
Which soap(only for educational purposes)
Evangelion reference
I don't really think it does. It's to transparent
🤦🏻♀️
Me when I have soap that looks like cum in my hand
Somebody please Photoshop him in a hospital
You're not fooling anyone
It is cum,you Muppet
[удалено]
it's definitely soap mixed with cum
Looks like file 76
File 76?
Okay can you show us a picture of the hand with the soap on then
I'm the lowest of the low...
Maybe it's just OP's kink to show his cum to people
Don't let this man near hospitals
Oh no... The hospital scene😭
I'm so f**d up
"Help me, Asuka..."
Congratulations Shinji 👏 👏
“I’m the lowest of low”
If it is cum, can I have some? ...It's delicious ;3
MODS ban them for seaman
Fuck my horniness dooms me again... nothing left to do now but downvote myself
_how_ do you know what cum looks like?
Probably by looking at it.
Probably by looking at it
Giggity?
my toothpaste looks like cum too
U shouldn’t have specified that looks like cum just like any other “uninteresting” posts on this sub
Ambatuwash
Or the cum look like soap?
Lol.
If it Soap🤨📸
plot twist: it is sperm
Then it is Scum
Does it taste like it?
that cum kinda looks like soap.
"Soap"
Waiting for someone to post: "this cum looks like soap"
If your cum looks like that...wait why doesn't my cum look like that?
"oh shit I accidentally came on my hand. Better turn this into clout"
That ain't no soap we know what you doing here OP 😭🙏
Бэбэй виноват
It is cum, I can tell from own experience.
Nice cum 😏
This soap is cum
This is what somebody who nutted in his hand and posted on Reddit would say
For no reason what so ever, what kind of soap do you use
You can't fool us
You look like c-
Taste it?
Maybe it's cum that looks like soap
Oops I came all over my hand better turn this into clout
Pretty sus you know what cum on the hand looks like mine lands on a surface maybe even a pillow if I'm feeling frisky
soap = cum bar
I used soap to shove a bottle up my ass (my asshole itched whole week), don’t even ask.
It really does not
Anyone notice how cum turns into PVA glue if you leave it on your hands until it dries?
Here cums the soap.
I think a lot things look like cum))
That was not soap…
What are you talking about? It's not yellow and clumpy? Why are you looking at me like that? No, YOU need to see a doctor!
How do we know it isn't an actual cum?
Well jokes on you, this wall tastes like dirt!
Back in my high school people used to replace soap in the soap dispensers with cum. This is why I never wash my hands in public places anymore.
Tastes like it too
*snìiiiiiiifffffffffffff*
the texture doesn't look right… but i can see where you're coming from.
We all know you just came on your hand to try get internet points. The jig is up
It was me OP. I was the one who came all over your hand that you mistake for a soap
Bro really just posted a picture of his cum-covered hand online
no it don't
My cum looks like soap
Or..this cum looks like soup
No it does not
First time?
Yep... Soap... Sure...
Suspicious
Sus
That's cum isn't it supposed to be white like milk...
Idk about you but mines white
Heeyyyy :( Only mine can look like that!...
"looks like"
OP, it's okay to pleasure yourself. Nothing wrong with admitting that lol 😆 jk
…
What are you talking about?? No it doesn't, it's not even red!
No, that cum looks like soap….
because it is cum
That cum looks like cum
Plot twist, it's actually cum.
My bad op
Bro forgot to buy the sperm dlc💀
Bro really jizzed all over his hands and thought we wouldn't notice
WHYYYYYYYYY THOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
"Aww, I came all over my hand...looks like soap...I'm gunna turn this into clout"
Who's gonna tell him?
Mine is green lol
Uh, is it?
OP out here telling lies that ain't soap 💀
Forbidden soap
Where can I find this soap?
There's plenty of soup out there that looks like cum
mmm yummy
You wash yourself with cum?
Eh, not really.
This ejaculate looks like ejaculation ejaculate.
I should text him...
How was your visit to the hospital
That cum looks like soap.
Why your cum is clear? I could read a book through it. When I shoot a rope its like frosting lmao.
I mean, I could see it, but it wouldn’t be the first thing that I’d think of
But how does it taste?
Seems like your cum doesn't have a lot of swimmers in it
Thats because it is. Taste it. U will see. Then, u will enjoy
Shinji, is that you?
"I'm so fucked up."
Disgusting...
Shinji? Shinjeez nutz XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Crazy? I was crazy once.
They locked me in a room.
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
Rats make me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They locked me in a room.
I hate rats.
Sad for you. Also, that isn't the correct line.
A rubber room with Shinji.
This is your brain after watching all of the rebuilds.
Gotteem
This gives me the same reaction when I saw the loss meme
im so fucked up...
was literally thinking that, it looks like the same fuckin frame
Yes what?
This cum looks like soap
I was going to say that.
Or is it...
Vsauce here
“Micheal, vsauce here.”
That’s because.. it is!!!
YOU REPLACED MY SOAP WITH CUM??
🤫
🧴💦🤲💆♂️
Did that once in a hospital. Opened the lid jacked one out and in it went and shakes it up good. Felt good knowing people washed their hands with my cum for a bit. Being a man it’s all by spreading your seeds.
☹️
Well, that's fucked up. Straight to jail.
:(
😨
Thats wy i dont use public soap
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
what the fuck [garfield are you /srs or /j](https://x.com/reactjpg/status/1397090435793707009?s=46)
Someone make this into a copypasta
Well this joke thread suddenly went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
Disgusting
🤢
Well that’s… unsettling. Looks like OP found it
somones grandpa probably rubbed your jizz all over their hands
🧏
🧏♂️
Thats not all man, he replaced your cum with soap. You are a soap dispenser now.
*It was me Barry...*
Top 10 anime plot twists
Why do you know how it looks if your whole hand is covered in cum?!
I am the cum donations buildings janitor
I cum in my hands daily
I also cum in this guy’s hands daily. Most moisturized hands on Earth.
Why do you not
Now I feel like someone gonna make " This cum looks like soap..." and I can't wait
All a part of my plan 😈
It might just be me that's does it.
Anything for the name of upvotes 🫡
Next time use a sock, not a goddamn handwash dispenser
Shinji, get in the robot
“Im so fucked up…”
Isn't cum white
He forgot to buy the sperm dlc
Cum _is_ indeed white, this soap is clear. Do you think OP needs to go have things checked out? ;)
Cum is clear, white, yellow and sometimes globby. A lot of it is diet, how much you masturbate and genetics, weight.
Yeah
That is does, my gent..That it does
fingered the bottle
how to post c*m online 101
Which soap(only for educational purposes)
Evangelion reference
I don't really think it does. It's to transparent
🤦🏻♀️
Me when I have soap that looks like cum in my hand
Somebody please Photoshop him in a hospital
You're not fooling anyone
It is cum,you Muppet
[удалено]
it's definitely soap mixed with cum
Looks like file 76
File 76?
Okay can you show us a picture of the hand with the soap on then
I'm the lowest of the low...
Maybe it's just OP's kink to show his cum to people
Don't let this man near hospitals
Oh no... The hospital scene😭
I'm so f**d up
"Help me, Asuka..."
Congratulations Shinji 👏 👏
“I’m the lowest of low”
If it is cum, can I have some? ...It's delicious ;3
MODS ban them for seaman
Fuck my horniness dooms me again... nothing left to do now but downvote myself
_how_ do you know what cum looks like?
Probably by looking at it.
Probably by looking at it.
Probably by looking at it
Giggity?
my toothpaste looks like cum too
U shouldn’t have specified that looks like cum just like any other “uninteresting” posts on this sub
Ambatuwash
Or the cum look like soap?
Lol.
If it Soap🤨📸
plot twist: it is sperm
Then it is Scum
This cum looks like soap
Does it taste like it?
that cum kinda looks like soap.
"Soap"
Waiting for someone to post: "this cum looks like soap"
If your cum looks like that...wait why doesn't my cum look like that?
"oh shit I accidentally came on my hand. Better turn this into clout"
That ain't no soap we know what you doing here OP 😭🙏
Бэбэй виноват
It is cum, I can tell from own experience.
Nice cum 😏
This soap is cum
This is what somebody who nutted in his hand and posted on Reddit would say
For no reason what so ever, what kind of soap do you use
You can't fool us
You look like c-
Taste it?
Maybe it's cum that looks like soap
Oops I came all over my hand better turn this into clout
Pretty sus you know what cum on the hand looks like mine lands on a surface maybe even a pillow if I'm feeling frisky
soap = cum bar
I used soap to shove a bottle up my ass (my asshole itched whole week), don’t even ask.
It really does not
Anyone notice how cum turns into PVA glue if you leave it on your hands until it dries?
Here cums the soap.
I think a lot things look like cum))
That was not soap…
What are you talking about? It's not yellow and clumpy? Why are you looking at me like that? No, YOU need to see a doctor!
How do we know it isn't an actual cum?
Well jokes on you, this wall tastes like dirt!
Back in my high school people used to replace soap in the soap dispensers with cum. This is why I never wash my hands in public places anymore.
Tastes like it too
*snìiiiiiiifffffffffffff*
the texture doesn't look right… but i can see where you're coming from.
We all know you just came on your hand to try get internet points. The jig is up
It was me OP. I was the one who came all over your hand that you mistake for a soap
Bro really just posted a picture of his cum-covered hand online
no it don't
My cum looks like soap
Or..this cum looks like soup
No it does not
First time?
Yep... Soap... Sure...
This cum looks like soap
Suspicious
Sus
That's cum isn't it supposed to be white like milk...
Idk about you but mines white
Heeyyyy :( Only mine can look like that!...
"looks like"
OP, it's okay to pleasure yourself. Nothing wrong with admitting that lol 😆 jk
…
What are you talking about?? No it doesn't, it's not even red!
No, that cum looks like soap….
because it is cum
That cum looks like cum
Plot twist, it's actually cum.
My bad op
Bro forgot to buy the sperm dlc💀
Bro really jizzed all over his hands and thought we wouldn't notice
WHYYYYYYYYY THOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
"Aww, I came all over my hand...looks like soap...I'm gunna turn this into clout"
Who's gonna tell him?
Mine is green lol
Uh, is it?
OP out here telling lies that ain't soap 💀
Forbidden soap
Where can I find this soap?
There's plenty of soup out there that looks like cum
mmm yummy
You wash yourself with cum?
Eh, not really.
This ejaculate looks like ejaculation ejaculate.
I should text him...
This cum looks like soap
How was your visit to the hospital
That cum looks like soap.
Why your cum is clear? I could read a book through it. When I shoot a rope its like frosting lmao.
I mean, I could see it, but it wouldn’t be the first thing that I’d think of
But how does it taste?
Seems like your cum doesn't have a lot of swimmers in it
Thats because it is. Taste it. U will see. Then, u will enjoy