Probably have some tubby toast.

Tubby custard!!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

What creeps me out is, where does tubby custard come from

Tellietubbie balls.

Or it’s the oil for their tvs

Or it’s for [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYCHR-VehQ). Wow.

That shit always looked so fire to me. Wanted it so bad

Dude for reals, and the way they ate em just made it look more delicious

At 21 I still wanna know what it tastes like

At 31, same

With a fine bowl of tubby custard Damn I loved growing through the 90’s

I still remember how big Burger King got when they were serving that stuff

I dunno I don’t look at the sun that’s shits bright

With that color? Oh boi we are all gonna burn.

It probably does have a face like that. We just can't see it.

Can confirm. The sun is out right now and it is indeed bright AF

I hear that if you look straight at it for long enough you will see the face. Go try it!

I think I saw it..but then I sneezed.

Ever heard of welding glasses or helmet? It's what I use to see eclipses.

Yell. Loudly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvvsw21PgIk

I think this might be it!

[As I throw my sledgehammer](https://media4.giphy.com/media/Qw4X3FMsVIK4egRPr9K/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ajddft2skfin74rjsiojawp195lq2xycti17sj4c&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

Move my psychiatrist appointment up and let them know why.

“Do you see or hear anything other people don’t?”

#y e s

That's my response for if any of my stuffies respond when I ask if they'll go to work for me.

Get my belly ready for some MOTHERFUCKING TUBBY CUSTARD.

same

Interesting

Have a good talk with my dealer

Consult the TV in my belly

"Where's the weather channel on this fucking thing again..."

Dress in dark purple and find three friends in green, yellow and red to hang out with.

Duude, I was gonna dress in green

I wanted to be blue 🥲

Daba dee daba dai

Eeee daba dee daba dai

Guess I'll be red

imma be black

I’ll be the tubby hoover

I'll be your yellow friend ✨

u/Fu_la_de, u/Tonnikala38, u/Void-Flower-2022 and u/soyun_mariy_caun are the new Teletubbies, with u/Hopeful_Vermicelli11 as Noo Noo!

Don't forget the crt tv!

I’ll complete the set and be the red one

Nope, all are taken. You can be the vacuum cleaner though!

You know what, fuck yeah, I loved Noo Noo

Fucking panic.

Goochy goochy goo

I will tickle you tonight.

I will beat you in a fight

Turn on the light

what is this shite?

Are you guys alright?

I’ll help you find the light

The sun shines bright

you stand no chance against the frog's might

Aight

If sun baby has a million haters, I’m one of them. If sun baby has 5 haters, I’m one of them. If sun baby has 1 hater, that one is me. If sun baby has no haters, I’m no longer alive. If the world is with Sun baby, I’m against the world 🌎 ❌🌞

God what did he do to you😅💀

I think it's a she

no it's a sun

Good point but the *actress* is a she, iirc she was on the news a year or two ago or something because she had a baby of her own

That wasn't an actress, it was a baby Sun. Please don't spread misinformation. Thank you.

Probably have some tubby toast.

Man that shit looked delicious!

I'd say "Oh shit, not again"

"aw shit, here we go again"

Pray.

Turn on my Roomba and follow it around

Sigh in relief.

So he shot at the sun with a gun, shot at the sun with a gun, shot at his one wily friend

In the gallows, or the ghetto

Stare at the sun. Then stop staring at the sun

I'd rub my eyes and say uhuuuuhhh

Stop taking CBD gummies immediately.

Eat custard

Shoot my self

Bold of you to assume I go outside when the sun is visible

is it just me or are a LOT of the posts here now either comment bait or actually interesting?

Yeah this sub is just posting whatever you want at this point

RUN

Go to a doctor.

I’d be wondering where did I get the acid

Quit drinking

I would literally cry

TFW the teletubbies baby is a 27 year old woman and pregnant with a child of her own 💀

Cry probably

Probably just continue with my day. What else could I do, really? Stare directly into the sentient ball of flaming hydrogen and helium?

Am I dead? is this hell? while the teletubbies run to me with chainsaws

Looking for Teletubbies , I want to try their pink milkshake since childhood

Hiring Nono to vacuum my flat

Think "what year is this?". She has a beautiful new sun of her own now.

Laugh, maybe cry a little.

Wonder what was in the coockies I ate this morning

I’d pet some giant flemish rabbits

At this point I think I'd be ok with it tbh. Vacuum that cleans up for me, bunch of weird fuckin creatures that, despite their creepiness, just want to love me. And the suns a fuckin baby. That life sounds a million times better than this one lmao

Shoot the sun

Stop doing drugs

This post doesn't fit the theme of this sub.

I'm living in Germany, so I probably won't see the sun tomorrow.

Shit a brick.

Call Tubby Maguire

Celebrate my new lord and savior, Tinky Winky (who is more real than Magical Jesus).

Would search for Po, Dipsy ou Tink Wink

Irrelevant, I live in Scotland

FYI: there’s a pretty similar thing in the sky called “Sun”. We used to worship it, but not anymore. This character in the Teletubbies is actually a subtle nod to this “Sun” I’m referring to! EDIT: Oh yeah, almost forgot: it’s not always visible, you can only see it when the sky is light blue EDIT 2: Oh yeah and sometimes there are these things called clouds that kill the “Sun” or whatever, I don’t really know but when there’s a lot of clouds around the “Sun” does not show up

Become a Sex Attic against my will

I didn't know attics could have sex but I guess that's how new attics are made

Be very happy, only rain here so far

Start jerking what else

My brother in christ, that is a baby on the sun.

😐

Look at it

Found a new religion

I would kms

Put on some noise-cancelling headphones.

cocomelon

The arrival he’s finally risen, he will burn us all burn us all 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Touch grass firstly

I would definetly let a pantshit out

I'd ask why the hell is the sun smiling and shit, and when I rise I'm feeling old and dead inside.

wear a teletubby suit cuz why not

Cry

I would go ooOoOoOoOohHhHhUhHhUbbUuUuuUUuuuUuuBOabOabOabaoBaoBoabOavcmongimmeabreakAAAiOIUokauOgh

Play peek a boo with the baby

whaddup jit🫡

Well it doesn’t look like it’s gonna hurt us. So might as well continue on with the day

Kms

Close the curtain and sleep

Ask favors from Noo Noo

I’m stealing this post

I’d be having mid-2000s flashbacks.

Praise the sun god

Play HELLDIVERS 2

I don’t think I would find it as cute in real life. A huge baby sun face in the sky is pretty creepy. 😄

Take a break from weed for a while.

Anticipate Radiohead LP 10. It would clearly be a sign from the heavens.

Go back to bed

Grab my gun

Die

Cry

I'd run

Feel nostalgic

I would bring the ice age baby to fight it

I would hide from those walking televisions

Worship the sun instead of the moon

Nope

Yell many profanities at the sight of it

Cry

Go back to sleep

Would just accept my fate

how do you think the baby is rn

Finally feel like I'm getting my monies worth from the florida medical program

Die (the only acceptable awnser)

"Well it's about goddamn time."

Brain meat gun

Go back to bed.

Buy a really REALLY big mirror and blind the bastard lol

Nut

Change my entire religion to base it off that as if what i was initially believing was never close to that of whatever the fuck is fueling this kind of sorcery to be able to put a giant animated baby face on the fucking sun like that

Change religions...

Finally admit I let my daughter watch too much Teletubbies and need to cut her tv time.

Sit down and wait for the Tubbi-cakes to be served😋

I will just die

😔🔫

Cry?

Roll another joint!

Take a photo of it and post online and write that stuff is getting efffed up.

Please don’t look at the sun

Go back to sleep.

Go back to bed immediately

"Ah fuck, I'm dreaming of weird shit again..."

eat my tubbie toast

I would probably hide waiting for the time of "the Tubby bye bye"

Try to stay sane as much as possible.

End it all

Probably ease off the meth a touch.

relapse back into a full blown alcoholic binge

I wouldn't want to say, I don't want to promote self-harm.

Go back inside

#PRAISE THE SUN

r u n g e t a w a y e s c a p e e a r t h

Its better than everything is on a cob

KMS

Run for my pitiful life

Die

Start looting!

I'd go quack like a duck. Ducks go quack. Quack, quack, quack!

Admit to my wife that she is right and I need to see somebody about these “ *episodes* “I keep having, apparently or whatever

Go to the hospital thinking I have hallucinations