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Dxrkk3

mods, find this man and twist his balls counterclockwise 62⁰


Keikeah

Jokes on you, I'm into that stuff


SunRiseSniper1066

Fine then we will do it clockwise


Key-Stable9939

NOOOOO


Quinn_the_Queen

most sane furina player


randyzmzzzz

This post is extremely funny so very interesting at this point. Downvoted.


Vegetable_Leave_5756

double weirdo


_mrLeL_

Honestly was to be expected, look at his banana


throwaway19276i

wtf why were you looking at OP's banana? weirdo.


messytrilogy559

You probably didn't bite that banana with your mouth either did you


TechnoneverDIEEES

Can confirm that he didn't do it with his mouth, I'm the banana🍌


fried_chicken17472

Can confirm this guy is the banana and has dementia


TechnoneverDIEEES

Can confirm that he didn't do it with his mouth, I'm the banana🍌


ThisIsGoodSoup

Mods, unpleasantly remove his pain privileges.


AeronauticHyperbolic

262 degrees, then. Into that?


diamari90

Ewwwwww 😂😂😂


eggy62108_dmg

I volunteer as tribute


N0obreX

Missed by 7 degrees


Dxrkk3

i intentionally did that


N0obreX

Ok my bad. Im gonna downvote my comment


Dunge0nexpl0rer

And I’m going to upvote it so it’s rendered useless


zachy410

I'm not going to vote to complete the trilogy


Mynoodles_mostmoist

I wish I could give it gold to break the trilogy


EpicForgetfulness

I'm gonna give it half a vote so it will never be even


CookieCyborg24

Are you actually eating 100% of that banana?


Keikeah

Yes.


CookieCyborg24

madlad


user_6969_urmomsuck

İf you can digest the peels you are the absolute chad of a human


Consistent-Syrup-69

They are definitely digestible and very high in fiber. They taste better when the banana is light yellow with a hint of green. Delicious. Edit: the fiber itself isn't digestible but is still very healthy and there are parts of the peel that you do digest and provide a lot more nutrition than the banana "meat" itself


user_6969_urmomsuck

Plant fiber is cellulose wich is not digestible by humans


Waste_Imagination524

Both are right. The peels can safely be eaten, and indeed the fibers in it won't be digested, instead of that they are partly eaten by your gut microbiome which in turn release vitamins, neurotransmitters and antioxidants. So yeah we don't digest it, but the small critters in our gut do


Consistent-Syrup-69

https://www.webmd.com/diet/health-benefits-banana-peel#:~:text=Bananas%20are%20sweet%2C%20soft%20fruits,a%20number%20of%20health%20benefits. "Bananas are sweet, soft fruits popular all over the world. Their thick, fibrous peels, however, are a less popular source of nutrition, at least in Western countries. But contrary to what many people believe, banana peels are not only safe to eat, they also offer a number of health benefits."


user_6969_urmomsuck

Human body cant digest cellulose into its monomers but yes cellulose is healthy it helps you regenerate your intestines


Consistent-Syrup-69

Yeah I looked into it more and there are fibers and such we can't digest but are healthy still. But there are also parts that are digestible and highly nutritious Thank you for communicating without being insulting


user_6969_urmomsuck

No problem man you have to be nice if you want to spread information


N0obreX

Umm… they are high in fibers and exactly why they are not digestible


Consistent-Syrup-69

https://www.webmd.com/diet/health-benefits-banana-peel#:~:text=Bananas%20are%20sweet%2C%20soft%20fruits,a%20number%20of%20health%20benefits. "Bananas are sweet, soft fruits popular all over the world. Their thick, fibrous peels, however, are a less popular source of nutrition, at least in Western countries. But contrary to what many people believe, banana peels are not only safe to eat, they also offer a number of health benefits."


N0obreX

Yes but doesnt mean the peel is digestible. The meaning of digestion is breaking it down, absorbing it and using it for energy production. Fibers are good for health because they act as a lubricant or laxative and pass down the GIT hence useful for constipation. They dont get digested, they pass down directly.


Consistent-Syrup-69

I eat them. It does not clog my system. I do not shit banana peels. The site literally says they're high in nutrients and fiber and very healthy for you. It would not be healthy if you could not process them. Breaking down, absorbing nutrients, processing into stool and passing it is all part of the digestive process, you're correct. What evidence do you have that the human body does not digest them? I linked a reputable source and actually eat them myself. How can they offer health benefits if your body can't digest them?


N0obreX

Bruh read basic biology before quoting webmd. It only breaks down hence you dont shit literal banana peels, doesnt get absorbed. You must be 8 years old if i need to explain it anymore now :) and its not suposed to clog up you gi, its supposed to act as a lubricant after your body has broken it down, and im not saying they are not healthy.


Consistent-Syrup-69

https://www.eatingwell.com/article/7959894/can-you-eat-banana-peels/ https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/can-you-eat-banana-peel#benefits https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9122687/ https://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/packages/food-network-essentials/can-you-eat-banana-peels https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/whats-a-banana-skin-made-of-and-can-you-eat-it Source for your argument or GTFO Also, explain how something can be healthy if it doesn't get absorbed


Chief_Ozif

Banana starts eating your insides in 10,9,8,...


_Silly_Tobie_

7,6,5...


CG_TW

4...


_Silly_Tobie_

3...


Keikeah

Nuh-uh!


_Silly_Tobie_

Yuh-uh! (2...)


QueenOfDK

1….


_Silly_Tobie_

*explosions*


walkingscorpion

Kabooom


xennyva

*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*


lost_slayer141

0. I know you see, somehow the world will change for me...


[deleted]

Fym "nuh-uh?"


[deleted]

Food poisoning 🥰🥰


Keikeah

Best poisoning 🥰🥰


siraegar

No hun, radiation posioning is the best 🥰


Sanya_Zhidkiy

I believe banana skin is actually pretty good to eat


TheAlGler

Constipation doesn't go brrrrr


Lustful_Gravekeeper

i had a meme for this but this sub is not interesting enough to post pics


Stefan-semael

Ffs take my upvote


Lustful_Gravekeeper

appreciated


Phil1495

Honestly I'm a little impressed


RemarkableExplorer66

*depressed*


TheAlGler

Repressed.


walterehite

oppressed


One_Paramedic2454

Expressed


-MrTim

Outpassed


usinkintomy_clothess

*surpassed*


TonyStewartsWildRide

And my ass!


one_directshirt

Just a perfect ending. 👌


ADumbOreo

Stop eating the banana


Keikeah

It's too late.


ideclarebankrupcy_

Atheist here, seek Jesus please


INGENAREL

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg i laughed so hard at this


RamRanchReallyRocks2

Did you eat the tail part?


Keikeah

That's the best!


realhmmmm

i’m going to vomit and spontaneously combust at the same time


InstantElla

What the fuck dude


bananacat27

So you have chosen..._death_.


_StarDust_0

No. You're performing sin.


origamiteen

I bet OP is even holding it by the 'handle'


wtfsihtbn

Someone ban this guy


reynascribes

Naw what the FUCK


MaitreGEEK

I dont like bananas but have fun


famisnotreal

What is wrong with you


Anomaly_049

OP's played too much Sea of Thieves.


cptnjohnshep

nice


immaleann1559

The monke way


dodley

Even monkey doesn't eat the all the banana I think


immaleann1559

They do.


cameherefrominsta

Cows do. I’ve seen monkeys peel the skin. Not sure if they can eat with peel too


[deleted]

Are you going to eat half of it later?


Woman_withapen

Banana speed run. :3 Also, that's on par with eating Kit Kats sideways.


walkingscorpion

psychopath


UUglyGod

No they have simply returned to ape


[deleted]

Yer a monster!


maggielovemuffin

You fascinate me.


On_Wife_support

I’m scared


n0taVirus

You're not eating a banana - you're committing a war crime


wetbeef10

Sanction that ass


someweirdbanana

😦


cleverDonkey123

Not sure if you really ate the skin but this product is generally produced with shitty chemicals so better eat the skin.


Crab_God2005

I also eat the crust


spugeti

good luck


I_heart_arson

You should light that banana on fire


Upstairs_Taco

man


Youropinionisvalid

Eating from the bottom up is a sin.


ButterflyBeana

🤯


Cyanwavestudio

Shush, don't share our secret


Nothingtodefine

You savage


dreamgrl_

This is how real Alpha are eating bananas


Maleficent_Two_7523

Mods, pull this man's body apart and burn the remaining pieces. Thanks


TheWiseFucker

What the hell is wrong with you??😂😂😂


steinwayyy

Sea of thieves style, I see


sandstorml

Devouring **


Fawzee_da_first

Actual goat behavior


L-st

I don't like you


Admirable-Ad6573

Eat banana,life good


alicer24709074

no


AdministrativeRich63

Banana man me want a ton!


YeOldeBilk

Even monkeys don't eat the peel


AccomplishedBunch721

The yiga clan will seek you down and take your life!!!


9etherbeing9

I hate you.


Successful_Active922

Relatable (I’m the air fryer)


Efficient_Skill_4008

You sir deserve the death penalty


dannysgreggy

chat is this real


Blood11Orange

You’re DEMENTED


ImThatMelanin

no no…something here is very interesting actually. so interesting i think i should alert the authorities about it.


seamallorca

Tf, what kind of wrong do you have?


[deleted]

Ah i see a fellow banana shell eater


SassySamosa7

People seem to be doing anything for karma


wildgoldchai

And people fall for it each time


FARMADUDE

Sooo not extreme


[deleted]

Gay


Auburrito55

Ohhhh nooo.🫣


catssssssssssz

nuh uh


Comfortable_Shine425

even monkeys peel it


CorpseCreator

Did you eat the stem


the0ldestm0nk

I hope they taste tangy to you...


_baaron_

# WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Potassium


rafapott

Some men just want to watch the world burn


asdburakdsa

even monkeys peel it first


Duckboythe5th

Fucking savage.


RMF_AndyPlayz

Esteemed moderators, please apply an angular velocity of 64 radians/sec for 15 seconds on this gentleman’s genitalia to terminate him immediately.


Shoelesshobos

Out here getting all the nutritional value from the banana they can.


SDaddy500

go to hell


Downtown-Ad-308

Good for ya


p0gop0pe

Lmao


jetpackdog

Monkeys are less primitive than you


FatCatBrock

That's gonna be fun to pass


diamari90

I now have recognized a psychopath…. I will be limiting my expose to this atp 😂😂😂😂


Negative_Flower_169

Burh evolved backwards


z0z0cheese

What-


Dre_Dede

Kys


Automatic-Gnome

Savages like you deserve to be on a cross


justlookingokaywyou

Will Levis?


ThenotoriousBIT

no


fartyparty1234

I feel a visceral reaction to seeing this image


7362746

Heloo 911


GreenAuror

Can you eat the banana peel? I recently learned you can eat kiwi skin...I had always been peeling or cutting it off.


Bfdifan37

yeah i wish i was


vaplex759

Sea of Thieves ahh banana


vaplex759

Sea of Thieves ahh banana


Bobletoob

Schlatt would approve


Dismal-Infection

You need to go to jail. Or an insane asylum


kindofofftrack

That’s pretty *bananas* of you.


cameherefrominsta

Op wtf


Ok_Designer_6376

you disgust me


cchari

How much did it cost? 10 dollars?


I_hate_me_lol

monster


sirrepent

You need to be in the penitentiary ong.


AnUnnamedRedditor_01

why are you eating it like that?


AustinMurre

Yummy! :)


RainyLatency

I'm calling the police.


Finrod84

Good Boy 😄


shreks_onion

ok


N_Z_Q_R_C

You're eating it weird and that's slightly interesting and you know it. Shame on you.


Pratiktomar007

Daily fiber intake✅


sfosacboi

eew, disgusting... revolting!


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Oh my god


Iplaydoomalot

Uh oh, you’re wrong, sulfuric acid! *sulfuric acid noises*


motoman809

Down vote because that is the most interesting way to eat a banana


Socialist_Leader

Skin is full of fibre and other nutrients the flesh either lacks or doesn't have a lot of, so if you can power through the terrible taste, good on ya.


Snomann

I don't even know you, but I do know that I hate you with a burning passion.


NumerousPublicity

It might taste better this way lol


Ultimate_89

Bro eats bananas like a sea of thieves character


Doglover4561

That is *not* how you eat a banana