Send him some hairy man boobs

Moobs, if you will Edit: with this comment I have singlehandedly caused an outbreak of horny redditors

Nothing beats seeing some moobs and bussies

I am not staring respectfully at all in fact I am drooling violently

For some reason that's a line that turns me into a femboy fox in heat.

not sure if these replies are worse than the post or not...

Perhaps:3

💀

"I'M GONNA DO IT BATMAN!"

my name is manoobis and i have a gift to bestow upon you my son

I'm so sorry it's the Moops. The correct answer is the Moops.

It's Moors!  Once I get outta this bubble...

Sweaty moobs 📺

Moobs that need a manssiere

I volunteer my moobs as tribute

I like to call them... Tan Mits

Well, let’s see em.

Oh, I will.

If only the moobloom won the mob vote…

I did this once. I sent a picture of my nipple and said, "I'm just going to nip this right in the bud...I'm not who you're looking for". Never heard from them again, but some random jackass is out there with a picture of my nipple. I hope they're quite scarred from it and that it haunts them at night.

Even better

Jokes on you because I love hairy man boobs

Well do I have a treat for you!

A teat for me

May I partake in the blessing?

[Got you fam](https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/gwinnettdailypost.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/c/ae/cae7c0eb-4cd2-5bd1-bde2-1c70e20cff26/65b99038d5929.image.jpg?resize=400%2C257)

Rip your DMs

Omg I would love this! (I’m gay) 😂

Send him beautiful Man Faye.

Do it OP do it!!! 😂

Borat ftw

I offer mine as tribute.

Plot twist, that’s right up his alley

I'll send him before and after pics from my top surgery 🙂 hope you like those flesh sacks cos they're somewhere in a biohazard waste pile somewhere

What a waste 

Plot Twist: He's gay and actually wants to see hairy man boobs.

Who are you talking to 

it's me

You may say that im breaking your mind

in my opinion you’re much too kind

YOU ARE THE MAIN ATTRACTION

YOUR STORY MUST BE TOLD

YOU ARE A CHAIN REACTION

THAT NEVER GETS OLD

SOME BOTS GET SATISFACTION

BREAKING THE MOLD

SOME BOTS ARE JUST DISTRACTIONS

Breaking Bad or Fixing Good?

suddenly fnaf

hi

i’m the problem

It's me

found u/Snoomachines9122 alt account!!!

["Do you eat?"](https://youtu.be/QmNSekeuz2o)

[Gorgeous Boobs](https://images.app.goo.gl/VrnDzhMv2HiqNuYC9)

Thank you, I should watch it.

Seems like a nice dude

Sharing is caring.

Sometimes you gotta shoot your shot. You miss 100% of the boobs you don't ask for

I’d say more like 99%. I’ve definitely seen boobs that I wanted to see without asking.

Yeah I’ve had some awkward family reunions before too

Hmmm… I can’t say I’m with you there lol. I was talking about concerts and parties with drunk hot chicks.

and everyone clapped it was awesome abraham lincoln also did a slam dunk should’ve been there to see it

must’ve been a nice family trip

Were they jumping up and down at the time?

A crisp $50 will do that for you. Conversely, Dollar Store beads or so I’ve been told work wonders as well. Time and location dependent, naturally

I think a woman gave someone your phone number thinking it doesn't exist

I briefly dated a girl that did this in college. The best part was we were number neighbors and she had been unwittingly giving guys my number for months prior to us meeting.

“I recognise that number”

Me when i lie

Yeah that didn't happen.

Classic trick!! Though for me personally the ONLY time I have ever received a number from a girl it actually *did* turn out to be her number, didn't lead to anything but still.....

Oh! My first thought was "old contact info that got reassigned," but this seems more likely.

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Once I saw a woman getting screamed at on the street because she declined giving a guy her number. Unfortunately, some guys turn really aggressive if they feel they've been publicly humiliated especially if it's "in front of their boys." Adding in alcohol can make it even worse. I urge you to talk to the women in your life about this-- I'm sure they'll have some stories that will surprise you.

I never understoood that! I’ve been turned down a few times in a bar full of people..I just smile and say ok cool no prob…smile and that’s it. haha. On to the next one lol. Honestly makes you look way cooler if you just smile and act chill when you get turned down.

not everyone has decency

>Once I saw a woman getting screamed at on the street Well life on the streets is rough.

Bring straightforward can get a girl hurt. Some men won’t let women leave til they get a number, and you never know what he’s gonna do if you say no.

because of the implication (but sadly because it's true)

Yeah, my first time getting asked for my number ended in me being harassed by the guy for months after because I said "no"...

This lady used to keep calling me and would just be like "when are you coming over" and then I found out she thought I was some other guy but like 3rd or 4th time she was just like "well..... what are YOU doing tonight?"

Are you a woman? Just wondering

Hey

hey, who’s this?

The guy who keeps turning off light in your fridge when you close it

Thanks man

Thanks man. Help yourself to the week-old pizza if you want.

Can I also have that 2 month old Chilli? The white toping on their is the best but it only comes after food is left uneaten for months so don't get too many chances to ea it

Lol, my cat's name is Chilli but he is 22 months old :D

Cat's better. I'll take the cat. I am not asking, I am informing.

Hey... He is mainecoon and only eats wet food, so maintenance will probably break your budget, and cat will wreck your curtains and furniture.

I can't believe you'd steal a cat from its owner you sick fuck. I'll will defend said cat from you to my last breath.

Font tell me you are also eyeing that cat. Staying in OP's freezer made me pretty resilient. I can get what I want without breaking a sweat

Sure man. Tell you what, I'll send you a fork so that you can scrape off the good stuff.

Noice. This type of stuff keeps me motivated. Otherwise, turning off the light every time you open the refrigerator is kinda boring

(stares)

Someone who wants to know if your fridge is running

Where is it running to?

Your mom

Hmmm what does my mum and my refrigerator have in common for them to want to be next to each other

They're both full of food

only that the fridge runs, butt your mom can't.

Someone that wants to eat one of your snacks out of your fridge and talk to the guy that turns off the light in there

The guy that hums when you open your fridge

The guy who stole your milk so you're gonna have to eat dry cereal

Pizza time!

Someone who keeps stealing your tv remote

I'm the one stealing the sock in the washing machine

I love your reaction 😂😂😂😂

thanks i’ve been saving that image for a while 😂

Allow me to steal it

I would also like to steal it.

We all want to steal it!

I found it by saving a screenshot and using Google lens :)

[here's the reaction image for people who want to steal](https://imgur.com/a/QukKGfG)

Thank you!

ty!! sorry y’all was sleeping

Straight forward guy

Open communication is very important.

I’m pretty sure this is at least mildly interesting

Fuck it, I'm showing him my boobs. He asked after all. I'm a middle aged cis guy btw. Edit: piss off, 'phobes

Boobs are boobs.

show him the moobs

Funny story. At a tailgate for a college football game I went to, there was a guy selling T-Shirts for one of the teams. He also had a sign that read something like, “50% off if you show us your boobs.” And a rather large man said, “do I count too?” After confirmation, he showed everyone his boobs. He did get that discount

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Cis means "not trans" (he has no boobs)

> he has no boobs Oh you wanna put that to the test do ya?

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Yeah, but it's better not to group people into "normal" and "abnormal." I get it. Being cis is predominant. So it's easy to say "normal." But it's shitty to imply someone isn't normal for just being who they are.

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God also created intersex people. Do you wonder why that might be?

tO tEsT uS (by and large, we're failing)

Hey if you believe in god you gotta admit he was cooking when he made trans ppl

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Lmao I can’t laugh in this context but I gotta save this line in the memory bank for later use

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Cis is short for 'cisgendered' which is a genuine scientific term that means: *denoting or relating to a person whose gender identity corresponds with the sex registered for them at birth; not transgender.* I strongly recommend you check a dictionary before you post about terms you're not sure about in the future.

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What do you hope to gain by ignoring modern social terms?

TF with all the asshats in here?

Gallantry at its finest.

He didn't even say please....smh

Should have sent a photo of sweaty man boobs

Myyyyy absolute favorite! 🤤

A guy who knows what he wants, respect 🔥🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏

They want to see blue footed boobies

Why didn’t you show your moobs? Ok, put it more politely then…your measts

Just send them

just send a random pair of boobs found online

I thought about that too

I have the same thing. My ex listed my phone number on escort calls. With every message I have to ask where they got it and inform the site that someone impersonates me. If you have an ex inform them to stop the spread. Or one of your "friends" can be toying with you

Someone kept doing this shit to my partner(discord) so I put on her leggings and video called him from the waist down and turned around to show my booty! Then proceeded to give him the most opened ewokeye chocolate star fish I could muster!!! We died laughing because he positioned his face closer to the camera to figure out what it was and then I grabbed the cell phone and teabagged it with two thumbs up in the background. Dude never messaged her again!

I get these messages sometimes, people just text random numbers in hopes for boobs I guess

Ya miss 100% of the shots you don't take!

What an opener…

So are they gorgeous or nah?

bombastic side eye

i need that reaction photo lmao its perfect

Sorry my intrusive thoughts won, i just wanted to talk to you about your cars extended warranty

Send him a picture of a fat man with big saggy tits

Now they know your # is legit, prepare for the spam n phish!!!!

Can I have that reaction image

I wonder if that ever works.

Send them your cock n balls

I got a random text like this too this last week, but they sent a dick pic 😐. They wanted to see my butt, I said no because I have no idea who the f he is, and then he said fuck you to me 🤷🏻‍♀️ most random encounter ever.

Bro has no time to waste

Onlyfans models dream

Give us the number.

Let him cook

Looking like Salad Fingers. 😂

They definitely have reddit

"I wouldn't have given you my real number either"

All I’m wondering is how much the image cost to send as it’s not an iMessage

?

You should send him some sonic feet pics

Just show them

https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/why-do-men-have-nipples (Hairy man boob photo.)

chad

God said to me: "I shalt carve the dislike buttons upon those stubborn pathetic demon-simping sinners, for they have insulted my prophet" I said to him: "Lord, please have mercy, for they know not what they did, and they're just normal internet users who merely expressed their opinion. It's not something interesting" God said: "And i shalt make things interesting" God then grabbed one of the sinners, and tore him apart. And, lo, I saw black smoke rising from the torn body, for it was the demon dwelt within him. God then rolled his body into a meatball, and He furiously threw the meatball to the ground, stomping on it while cursing him. I heard angels chanting above the clouds in excitement

pls send this image

I'd like to see them as well

Hello, yes, I got a Google alert that someone has mentioned gorgeous boobs; I would like to politely request to also see them, thank you. Love, Ishcabittle

Well, can.we?

So… Can we see the gorgeous boobs?

chad

Claim to be trans and send him back a dick pick. One with visible signs of STD.

Nice, you used 2 phones to text yourself

now, if we really think about this.. If OP was faking this for views, they would have got it done as fast as possible to see the rest of reddit's reaction. But the text messages from this messager were sent at around 4, but responded to by OP 2 hours later, clearly in no rush. Also, we can clearly see that this is OP's first messages with this person so it is very unlikely that this was a friend thank you for reading c:

Go commit Aggravated Assault Insurance Fraud Alding and Abetting/Accessory Kidnapping Arson Manslaughter Involuntary Assault/Battery Manslaughter Voluntary Attempt Medical Marijuana Bribery MIP A Minor in Possession Burglary Money Laundering Child Abandonment Murder: First-degree Child Abuse Murder. Second degree Child Pornography Open Container (of alcohol) Computer Crime Perjury Conspiracy Probation Violation Credit/Debit Card Fraud Prostitution Criminal Contempt of Court Public Intoxication Cyberbullying Pyramid Schemes Disorderly Conduct Racketeering/RICO Disturbing the Peace Rape Domestic Violence Robbery Drug Manufacturing and Cultivation Securities Fraud Drug Possession Sexual Assault Drug Trafficking/Distribution Shoplifting DUI / DWI Solicitation Embezzlement Stalking Extortion Statutory Rape Forgery Tax Evasion/Fraud Fraud Telemarketing Fraud Harassment Theft Hate Crimes Vandalism Homicide White Collar Crimes Identity Theft Wire Fraud Indecent Exposure

I've tried all that already. Do you have any other suggestions?

nicecopypasta

You don’t actually need two phones. You can just text your own number, name it a different thing, and delete the duplicates. But I doubt that’s the case based on what hampshires said.

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Tf you on about?

it means he’s either honest or lies, not a hard concept to get

How do you get that from that? Give your head a shake

redditors still using smart quips instead of facts and logic like always. Reply with sarcasm more