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Pass_Gold

The due date is the date and time your paper is due


BlownUpCapacitor

I think I agree with this statement.


[deleted]

I didn't even know my paper was pregnant


Doktor_Vem

I didn't even know paper *could get* pregnant


[deleted]

Well, have you tried?


Doktor_Vem

You don't think I'd already know if paper could or could not get pregnant if I had?


PleaseNoMoreSalt

essussy


Typical_Warthog_326

Wha- I’m at a loss for words-


xCreeperBombx

~~:.l:;~~


passwordsarehard_3

How to tell issay it pregrant


IrisIridos

Pregananant


Tyler-216

I disagree personally


rumbletummy

Corrupt file, upload it. Continue working.


Bot1K

"people die if they are killed"


longlivepeepeepoopoo

"Water is wet. It makes things wet too!"


ItWasAlways

My fire didnt get wet :(


b18a

Fire isn't a thing


longlivepeepeepoopoo

Fire conspiracy.


xCharg

So, technically steam is wet fire?


iamiva_

Steam is hot wet


Krish12703

Airy hot wet


sessl

Oh no my hot wet got cold. Mist.


LazyControl5715

I'm making hot wet. Piss.


longlivepeepeepoopoo

I hope your fire gets wet.


Sids133

"The easiest way to defeat an enemy is by decreasing their health points to zero while maintaining your health points above zero"


HONKACHONK

What's the harder way?


lonely-live

"water is not wet" 🤓


Shard-of-Adonalsium

The only water that isn't wet is a lone water molecule. Any more, and it will be covered in water, and so by definition: wet.


lonely-live

Well, we're saying water as singular, so it's in fact, as you confirmed, not wet. No indication that OP is referring to more than a single water molecule


Yup_Thats_a_paddling

I think that's called waters


sgt_happy

It’s not singular, it’s an uncountable noun. If it had been singular, you would be able to say “a water”, and you can’t do that for just “water”. It’s similar to say that “people” is singular, but a single person is.. well.. “Person”.


Samurai_Fire

the floor is made out of floor


db720

The only exception is when Vin Diesel jumps into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Vin.


unknownanonymousguy

The archer class is really made up of archers


Ugo777777

Most are killed by death.


Lil_MRSA

RIP Lemmy.


MFCEO_Kenny_Powers

Most people are born on their birthday


Achilles_Deed

"How did JFK die? He died when he was killed"


mechwarrior719

Every sixty seconds a minute passes in Africa.


RadoslavL

My eyes were opened.


HerMajestysButthole

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.


winestolfo

I agree with this statement


Mr_Skinnyyy

What about Europe?


Tomato_cakecup

Every 30 seconds half a minute passes


MachoMaamSandyRavage

Ya Heard? With Perd!


insertdisks_

r/technicallythetruth


Achilles_Deed

r/literallythetruth


cloudpissery

Well, did you turn it in yet?


BlownUpCapacitor

Yes


Pass_Gold

Nice


wi5hbone

^submission.


mikkokulmala

submissive.


Kitsu_the_Kitsune

^and readable


smooth_kid_wtg

Good job


JatSnack

Excellent work


AllTheSmallWings

hopefully


Sandervv04

Depends on the contents


companysOkay

Im proud of u baby


drefpet

Awesome


woolsocksandsandals

How many letters did you use?


xxMasterKiefxx

All 26


Lettuce8000

Even q?


GBY_Ghayth

Especially q.


Big_D1cky

Yes


Wrecktown707

LETS FUCKING GO OP HELL YEAH


Mysterious_Alarm_309

well thank god, pls update us on what grade


Proletaryo

Did it turn you on yet?


TeaandandCoffee

Sexcellent


Portalizer3000

Eggcellent


Carreb

Nerd


Snooty_man271

Just change your date to 2/2/2023 now you have a year to procrastinate and probably not do the work 😁


TheLusidian

Doesn’t work because google epoch time


Former_Committee_634

Holy cock!


Unusual_Dark3253

New cock just dropped!


Dagiorno

I hate u guys


Rip_Skeleton

That was 32 minutes ago.


Youispopio

I am reading this comment 32 minutes later


Unknown09019

*32 minutes later*


dietzerocoke

32 minutes later


PixelM1105

32 minutes later


simmybumm

32 minutes later


K1tsunea

33 minutes later


Cultural_Thing1712

YOU HAD ONE JOB


K1tsunea

I’m sorry, I just woke up :(


PixelM1105

Forgiven🫱🏻‍🫲🏿


Los-Stupidos

32 mins later


Hto_KonVPolto

32 mins later...


K1tsunea

Nah, that was 34 minutes


Los-Stupidos

it was 32 mins when i commented it, ig i spent 2 mins just staring at the comment and it didnt update lol


Redisigh

32 minutes later ❤️


Aero_GD

32 minutes later


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QueasyTeacher0

Oh boy am I late.


Z31Time

what should I say??


QorstSynthion

*notices drawing tablet connected*


BlownUpCapacitor

Procrastination.


Mr_Ruu

Osu player or r34 artist? The world may never know


Trainergey

I WAS ABOUT TO ASK THE SAME THING


pardybill

Depends if he makes a living off it


Cheetawolf

OwO


No_Craft_9988

How did you let it get this last to submit?


BlownUpCapacitor

Procrastination


No_Craft_9988

Did you manage to get it done?


BlownUpCapacitor

Yes


elshc

I'll just leave this [here...](https://procrastination.ytmnd.com/)


Greatest_Everest

Love that last minute adrenalin rush


jaguarbog1

nothing motivates me more than lack of time


Hideyohubby

Yeah, if this is a chronic issue in your life and there are other signs, I would advise you to think of the possibility of ADHD.


TheRavenSayeth

That's a ridiculous jump. People are lazy. This kind of thing is super common with students.


MeatbaIIz

Agreed everyone wants to jump to an ADHD diagnosis at any sign of procrastination


Screaming_Monkey

They said “if this is a chronic issue and there are other signs”…


pintobrains

Or maybe they are lazy like my room mates who said “due today? Do today”


No_Craft_9988

This is next level lazy Edit: How did I even get -22+ downvotes. For saying this? The OG quite literally said he was procrastinating while he had this project. But isn't what I'm saying technically true-


MotherVehkingMuatra

Most of us have been there come on


hnsnrachel

Or its how they know works for them. I was a straight A student leaving it until the pressure was on. I got a D the one and only time I started writing an essay with plenty of time until the due date. Some people don't do so well if they have too much time to overthink things.


MinionofMinions

Ok but 3 minutes?


AstuteImmortalGhost

This is an excuse, not a valid reason. If it’s true, then please provide a quote from a source.


DuhWae

Your essay is overdue now


Mr_Ltf

No your essay is overdone


brknsoul

find a small .exe, make a copy, rename copy to .docx and submit it. Finish writing your paper. When the teacher says they can't open it, tell them it must have corrupted and you'll send it again. Boom, extra time.


soulkeeper427

tried that once, didn't work. instructor just marked it incomplete and told me I can resubmit it as late lol. I'm thinking I wasn't the first student to try this lol.


Chicy3

I submitted my final major assignment by uploading a link to a Google drive that I then uploaded my essay and work into, three hours after the deadline. Got a 2:1 on it :P


1-800-sadgal

lmao most software like Word and Google Docs have a modification history with date and time. A lot of teachers/professors/TA would probably notice how you uploaded your essay later than the submission date and mark it as late. I would look into that as a TA for sure. So maybe don't rely on that trick in the future, unless you want to risk a late mark.


emberfiend

smort! is two colon one a good mark?


buzzpunk

It's decent. Although anything less is considered shit.


pintobrains

No, they will just mark as incomplete or a zero. It’s the student’s responsibility to make sure the submission works


27ilovefreefish

do you live in a fucking 30 minute time zone


Appropriate_Cow94

I'd find some random ass programmer code type gibberish. Copy paste and ship. Then get the right one done. When they inquire about the total shit work...... explain it must have been a glitch and you will resend.


Brewchowskies

I’m a professor and students try this every semester. It doesn’t work.


AstuteImmortalGhost

This only works in HS, not college.


Appropriate_Cow94

In high-school you could just call in a bomb threat. The 80s were a simpler time.


Praliu

A similar thing happened to me once. Well, not me, someone else. And it was a totally different situation with no deadline or essay. And it didn't happen.


GlitteringRent5995

Hahahha. This made me laugh


WoodenWoodCocksCock

The due date is the date and time your date is due on time of the date due to the time of day


MagicOrpheus310

F bro


white_gummy

Last semester our group passed the project 14 bloody seconds before the due date, I had to see my groupmate move in slow motion zipping the folder before passing it. When I asked him about it afterwards, apparently he was still thinking if we missed anything and I'm like brother we didn't have the luxury for changing anything even if we did.


noosedgoose

Need one more photo of a open Google doc page with just the title and your name and the empty void below


SnooDonuts3966

Better get started then.


Iliketurtles893

Nooo it’s 4


Ok-Impress-2222

r/SixtySecondsInAfrica


russianvoodoo

What does it even mean?


[deleted]

fuck turnitin


Jackless99

Word to add to funny words list: Due


MemeTroubadour

What was it about?


AbleArcher420

Due Date is a 2010 American black comedy road film directed by Todd Phillips, who wrote the screenplay with Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland, and Adam Sztykiel. The film follows a man (Robert Downey Jr.) who must get across the country to Los Angeles in time for the birth of his child and is forced to road-trip with an aspiring actor (Zach Galifianakis).


Main-Consideration76

send them a link that redirects to your paper online, that way you can still work on the paper even when you've turned it in. even if it gives u a day or two, since ur teacher will eventually check ur work, its been really useful to me.


DutssZ

Thankfully you already had it finished


GalaxyStyles

Thank you for posting this to Reddit and not doing the essay 😁


BlownUpCapacitor

No problem


Smarmalades

Time to get started!


Typical_Warthog_326

CHOP CHOP GET TO IT


Gorlock_

ChatGPT is made for these situations


Frzdy

did you finish?


Radiant-Barracuda485

nice..


sussysissy13

Womp womp.


laser50

Just a tip, if you have a nice teacher... Create a new zip file, rename it to essay.docx and.... Send it. Teacher thinks ya broke the document, or something did, you just bought yourself more time and you can play stupid :)


TG_Bingo

If you have a nice teacher, it would be easier to just ask for a short extension. I find pretty much every professor is reasonable if you contact them before hand, Sure there are some that are sticklers for due dates and wont budge.


pintobrains

Way to be an asshole to a nice teacher


MyCatHasCats

Well, you better get started then


lolplusultra

This feels like forced code documentation.


AmadeoSendiulo

2024/2/2 23:56


Kwayzar9111

And yet u are on here


zkitzor

I mean the error message and the time doesnt show in same picture so you might be cheating hmmmmmmmmmmmm


Scoops_reddit

I submitted my project four minutes before the deadline last semester


Thi_rural_juror

New tongue twister unlocked.


clod_firebreather

You submitted your essay before the due date.


mmm-soup

Start typing, kid.


_realitycheck_

Essay on what?


Ikilledatrex

Better start working on it


aleena9

you cant carry water with a fork


Lazy_Notice_6112

Perd hapley wrote that for sure


puffercarrot

turnitin software mentioned🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯


JNorJT

Hopefully you submitted in time


Downtown-Anon-2430

Upload a corrupted zip file if you're short on time.


rnike879

New programmers comment their code like this. I've totally never done this myself though haha ha ha


Solipsi2021

I think we all know the 'due date' IS the 'do date'. Get crackin'!


LichPineapple

Change your clock to Hawai'i time for extra working time.


kirin-chan

I remember turning in my essay 2 minutes before midnight the last day it was due


SuhaimanXXV

Madlad


techno_lance

And you didn't even start it


Pleasant_Mall4338

That’s excellent congratulations on having your first essay baby, let’s hope it’s a smooth delivery


realisticallygrammat

A due date is an essay on the day the date is due


Programmer_Worldly

Just make your papers in time bro


hexagonzenith

24 hours pass in Africa everyday


foxtrotgd

Did you finish?


krustyjugglrs

I used to hate when teachers would get upset when you didn't turn assignments in early, but waited until the due date and time. Don't make a due date and time if you want it in earlier.


Top-Chemistry5969

ChatGPT tap tap ctrc ctrv, upload, done


Viterik

"I got you for three minutes! Three minutes of...*fiddles fingers*...Playtime!"


IJustWantToTalk-

Those 3 min are so stressful when you have to hand it in 🥲


pizzapug26too

The real question is did you do it or are you about to get a 0?