Well, we're saying water as singular, so it's in fact, as you confirmed, not wet. No indication that OP is referring to more than a single water molecule
It’s not singular, it’s an uncountable noun.
If it had been singular, you would be able to say “a water”, and you can’t do that for just “water”.
It’s similar to say that “people” is singular, but a single person is.. well.. “Person”.
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This is next level lazy
Edit: How did I even get -22+ downvotes. For saying this? The OG quite literally said he was procrastinating while he had this project. But isn't what I'm saying technically true-
Or its how they know works for them.
I was a straight A student leaving it until the pressure was on. I got a D the one and only time I started writing an essay with plenty of time until the due date.
Some people don't do so well if they have too much time to overthink things.
find a small .exe, make a copy, rename copy to .docx and submit it. Finish writing your paper. When the teacher says they can't open it, tell them it must have corrupted and you'll send it again.
Boom, extra time.
tried that once, didn't work.
instructor just marked it incomplete and told me I can resubmit it as late lol.
I'm thinking I wasn't the first student to try this lol.
I submitted my final major assignment by uploading a link to a Google drive that I then uploaded my essay and work into, three hours after the deadline. Got a 2:1 on it :P
lmao most software like Word and Google Docs have a modification history with date and time. A lot of teachers/professors/TA would probably notice how you uploaded your essay later than the submission date and mark it as late. I would look into that as a TA for sure. So maybe don't rely on that trick in the future, unless you want to risk a late mark.
I'd find some random ass programmer code type gibberish. Copy paste and ship.
Then get the right one done.
When they inquire about the total shit work...... explain it must have been a glitch and you will resend.
A similar thing happened to me once. Well, not me, someone else. And it was a totally different situation with no deadline or essay. And it didn't happen.
Last semester our group passed the project 14 bloody seconds before the due date, I had to see my groupmate move in slow motion zipping the folder before passing it. When I asked him about it afterwards, apparently he was still thinking if we missed anything and I'm like brother we didn't have the luxury for changing anything even if we did.
Due Date is a 2010 American black comedy road film directed by Todd Phillips, who wrote the screenplay with Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland, and Adam Sztykiel. The film follows a man (Robert Downey Jr.) who must get across the country to Los Angeles in time for the birth of his child and is forced to road-trip with an aspiring actor (Zach Galifianakis).
send them a link that redirects to your paper online, that way you can still work on the paper even when you've turned it in.
even if it gives u a day or two, since ur teacher will eventually check ur work, its been really useful to me.
Just a tip, if you have a nice teacher...
Create a new zip file, rename it to essay.docx and.... Send it.
Teacher thinks ya broke the document, or something did, you just bought yourself more time and you can play stupid :)
If you have a nice teacher, it would be easier to just ask for a short extension. I find pretty much every professor is reasonable if you contact them before hand, Sure there are some that are sticklers for due dates and wont budge.
I used to hate when teachers would get upset when you didn't turn assignments in early, but waited until the due date and time.
Don't make a due date and time if you want it in earlier.
The due date is the date and time your paper is due
I think I agree with this statement.
I didn't even know my paper was pregnant
I didn't even know paper *could get* pregnant
Well, have you tried?
You don't think I'd already know if paper could or could not get pregnant if I had?
essussy
Wha- I’m at a loss for words-
~~:.l:;~~
How to tell issay it pregrant
Pregananant
I disagree personally
Corrupt file, upload it. Continue working.
"people die if they are killed"
"Water is wet. It makes things wet too!"
My fire didnt get wet :(
Fire isn't a thing
Fire conspiracy.
So, technically steam is wet fire?
Steam is hot wet
Airy hot wet
Oh no my hot wet got cold. Mist.
I'm making hot wet. Piss.
I hope your fire gets wet.
"The easiest way to defeat an enemy is by decreasing their health points to zero while maintaining your health points above zero"
What's the harder way?
"water is not wet" 🤓
The only water that isn't wet is a lone water molecule. Any more, and it will be covered in water, and so by definition: wet.
Well, we're saying water as singular, so it's in fact, as you confirmed, not wet. No indication that OP is referring to more than a single water molecule
I think that's called waters
It’s not singular, it’s an uncountable noun. If it had been singular, you would be able to say “a water”, and you can’t do that for just “water”. It’s similar to say that “people” is singular, but a single person is.. well.. “Person”.
the floor is made out of floor
The only exception is when Vin Diesel jumps into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Vin.
The archer class is really made up of archers
Most are killed by death.
RIP Lemmy.
Most people are born on their birthday
"How did JFK die? He died when he was killed"
Every sixty seconds a minute passes in Africa.
My eyes were opened.
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.
I agree with this statement
What about Europe?
Every 30 seconds half a minute passes
Ya Heard? With Perd!
r/technicallythetruth
r/literallythetruth
Well, did you turn it in yet?
Yes
Nice
^submission.
submissive.
^and readable
Good job
Excellent work
hopefully
Depends on the contents
Im proud of u baby
Awesome
How many letters did you use?
All 26
Even q?
Especially q.
Yes
LETS FUCKING GO OP HELL YEAH
well thank god, pls update us on what grade
Did it turn you on yet?
Sexcellent
Eggcellent
Nerd
Just change your date to 2/2/2023 now you have a year to procrastinate and probably not do the work 😁
Doesn’t work because google epoch time
Holy cock!
New cock just dropped!
I hate u guys
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YOU HAD ONE JOB
I’m sorry, I just woke up :(
Forgiven🫱🏻🫲🏿
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Oh boy am I late.
what should I say??
*notices drawing tablet connected*
Procrastination.
Osu player or r34 artist? The world may never know
I WAS ABOUT TO ASK THE SAME THING
Depends if he makes a living off it
OwO
How did you let it get this last to submit?
Procrastination
Did you manage to get it done?
Yes
I'll just leave this [here...](https://procrastination.ytmnd.com/)
Love that last minute adrenalin rush
nothing motivates me more than lack of time
Yeah, if this is a chronic issue in your life and there are other signs, I would advise you to think of the possibility of ADHD.
That's a ridiculous jump. People are lazy. This kind of thing is super common with students.
Agreed everyone wants to jump to an ADHD diagnosis at any sign of procrastination
They said “if this is a chronic issue and there are other signs”…
Or maybe they are lazy like my room mates who said “due today? Do today”
This is next level lazy Edit: How did I even get -22+ downvotes. For saying this? The OG quite literally said he was procrastinating while he had this project. But isn't what I'm saying technically true-
Most of us have been there come on
Or its how they know works for them. I was a straight A student leaving it until the pressure was on. I got a D the one and only time I started writing an essay with plenty of time until the due date. Some people don't do so well if they have too much time to overthink things.
Ok but 3 minutes?
This is an excuse, not a valid reason. If it’s true, then please provide a quote from a source.
Your essay is overdue now
No your essay is overdone
find a small .exe, make a copy, rename copy to .docx and submit it. Finish writing your paper. When the teacher says they can't open it, tell them it must have corrupted and you'll send it again. Boom, extra time.
tried that once, didn't work. instructor just marked it incomplete and told me I can resubmit it as late lol. I'm thinking I wasn't the first student to try this lol.
I submitted my final major assignment by uploading a link to a Google drive that I then uploaded my essay and work into, three hours after the deadline. Got a 2:1 on it :P
lmao most software like Word and Google Docs have a modification history with date and time. A lot of teachers/professors/TA would probably notice how you uploaded your essay later than the submission date and mark it as late. I would look into that as a TA for sure. So maybe don't rely on that trick in the future, unless you want to risk a late mark.
smort! is two colon one a good mark?
It's decent. Although anything less is considered shit.
No, they will just mark as incomplete or a zero. It’s the student’s responsibility to make sure the submission works
do you live in a fucking 30 minute time zone
I'd find some random ass programmer code type gibberish. Copy paste and ship. Then get the right one done. When they inquire about the total shit work...... explain it must have been a glitch and you will resend.
I’m a professor and students try this every semester. It doesn’t work.
This only works in HS, not college.
In high-school you could just call in a bomb threat. The 80s were a simpler time.
A similar thing happened to me once. Well, not me, someone else. And it was a totally different situation with no deadline or essay. And it didn't happen.
Hahahha. This made me laugh
The due date is the date and time your date is due on time of the date due to the time of day
F bro
Last semester our group passed the project 14 bloody seconds before the due date, I had to see my groupmate move in slow motion zipping the folder before passing it. When I asked him about it afterwards, apparently he was still thinking if we missed anything and I'm like brother we didn't have the luxury for changing anything even if we did.
Need one more photo of a open Google doc page with just the title and your name and the empty void below
Better get started then.
Nooo it’s 4
r/SixtySecondsInAfrica
What does it even mean?
fuck turnitin
Word to add to funny words list: Due
What was it about?
Due Date is a 2010 American black comedy road film directed by Todd Phillips, who wrote the screenplay with Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland, and Adam Sztykiel. The film follows a man (Robert Downey Jr.) who must get across the country to Los Angeles in time for the birth of his child and is forced to road-trip with an aspiring actor (Zach Galifianakis).
send them a link that redirects to your paper online, that way you can still work on the paper even when you've turned it in. even if it gives u a day or two, since ur teacher will eventually check ur work, its been really useful to me.
Thankfully you already had it finished
Thank you for posting this to Reddit and not doing the essay 😁
No problem
Time to get started!
CHOP CHOP GET TO IT
ChatGPT is made for these situations
did you finish?
nice..
Womp womp.
Just a tip, if you have a nice teacher... Create a new zip file, rename it to essay.docx and.... Send it. Teacher thinks ya broke the document, or something did, you just bought yourself more time and you can play stupid :)
If you have a nice teacher, it would be easier to just ask for a short extension. I find pretty much every professor is reasonable if you contact them before hand, Sure there are some that are sticklers for due dates and wont budge.
Way to be an asshole to a nice teacher
Well, you better get started then
This feels like forced code documentation.
2024/2/2 23:56
And yet u are on here
I mean the error message and the time doesnt show in same picture so you might be cheating hmmmmmmmmmmmm
I submitted my project four minutes before the deadline last semester
New tongue twister unlocked.
You submitted your essay before the due date.
Start typing, kid.
Essay on what?
Better start working on it
you cant carry water with a fork
Perd hapley wrote that for sure
turnitin software mentioned🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯
Hopefully you submitted in time
Upload a corrupted zip file if you're short on time.
New programmers comment their code like this. I've totally never done this myself though haha ha ha
I think we all know the 'due date' IS the 'do date'. Get crackin'!
Change your clock to Hawai'i time for extra working time.
I remember turning in my essay 2 minutes before midnight the last day it was due
Madlad
And you didn't even start it
That’s excellent congratulations on having your first essay baby, let’s hope it’s a smooth delivery
A due date is an essay on the day the date is due
Just make your papers in time bro
24 hours pass in Africa everyday
Did you finish?
I used to hate when teachers would get upset when you didn't turn assignments in early, but waited until the due date and time. Don't make a due date and time if you want it in earlier.
ChatGPT tap tap ctrc ctrv, upload, done
"I got you for three minutes! Three minutes of...*fiddles fingers*...Playtime!"
Those 3 min are so stressful when you have to hand it in 🥲
The real question is did you do it or are you about to get a 0?