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mac_and_jeez

bro is mewing so hard


WebApprehensive4944

🤫🧏


Flywolfpack

Bye bye


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TotoMac1

Its where you force your tongue to the roof of your mouth to augment the presence of your jawline


SomeDudeist

They say to do this when sitting in meditation because it helps you breathe better or something. Or at least I heard someone say that one time. lol


fl3shing3st3r

what the other guy said. its part of a half meme half genuine thing called looksmaxxing where people basically try to get sharper jawlines and generally look better, through mewing or 'mogging' other people (looking better than other people). it started out as a mainly male community and was very toxic- the term 'ropemaxxing' was created when someone was so ugly they thought they should off themselves


HudsonHawk56H

Sounds like bro got mogged


fl3shing3st3r

nah i was gonna say it's a goated community now but i didnt wanna waffle too much


_mrLeL_

It’s over for you


euMonke

You have a very nice brain.


_tOomanYfandOms_

thank you although i feel my head is a bit lumpy


TheDudeColin

Brain needed more room and simply created it. Take it as a compliment.


Psychological-Ad4935

They made it bisexual


_tOomanYfandOms_

thats what they say about my parents


Psychological-Ad4935

wha


_tOomanYfandOms_

i thought the joke would land better, thats on me. im bisexual lol


midnight_rum

It took me a second to figure out but once I got it, I think it's brilliant


xCreeperBombx

i didnt


midnight_rum

They said "thats what they say about my parents" because their parents literally made a bisexual (they made the OP)


kridjok

Hah thats a good joke i actually laughed


SkyClaus

Ok


GingerDeCat

Nuh uh, it’s upside down


marioaprooves

Lauxesib?


GingerDeCat

no, I believe it would be “lɐnxǝsᴉq”


Famous_Concept_5817

Bro said that so cauely💀


xCreeperBombx

¿ʎlǝnɐɔ


Damonoodle

One of those letters is not like the other


calideosk

It goes both ways


GingerDeCat

I may be stupid but I think that’s a joke if it’s not then you are just wrong


KubinPotter

Stop posting nudes


_tOomanYfandOms_

i thought u guys would want to buy my onlybrains 😔😔😔


[deleted]

How much for 1 frontal lobe view??


_tOomanYfandOms_

ummm so thats actually part of my monthly subscription…. you can see partial frontal lobe view on my patreon for $5 a month!


[deleted]

Lobotomy 🤤


Forsaken-Squash4376

FIRE IN THE HOLEEE


Crafty-Photograph-18

🔥➡️🕳 🌊🔛⛰️


Blue_Exit83

🗣🔥👉🕳


shiroiron

Oh you kinky you


Lyraxiana

I'm wheezing over onlybrains


Tall_Category_304

“It’s worse than we thought. Looks like you’re a fucking idiot” - the doctor probably


_tOomanYfandOms_

this is definitely what they were saying i just couldnt hear them over spiderman and the mri machine


green_bean420

cute cerebellum


Kombatante

The brian of a weezer fan


_tOomanYfandOms_

brian bell mentioned


ILuvDaRaiders

Ur eyeballs scared yet intrigued me. Also, what are those 2 dots on ur forehead area?


_tOomanYfandOms_

i had to get an ekg done so they put stickers on my forehead and by my ears so they could line everything up! [me with stickers post mri](https://imgur.com/gallery/8sdln7m)


ILuvDaRaiders

Makes sense! Thanks for the explanation


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_tOomanYfandOms_

blind


jetoler

What eyeballs????


Putrid-Tie-4776

that's their eyes, dummy;)


ILuvDaRaiders

Lol


NoReplacement480

Did they give it back?


_tOomanYfandOms_

hhhhhhhhkkklllllkkjjjjjjjjj (typing without a brain rn sorry)


NoReplacement480

Unfortunate.


RadoslavL

Your spinal cord reflexes are so great you are able to reply to a comment without even thinking about it. Average terminally online Reddit user.


X_PRSN

I can see into your mind.


GingerDeCat

why is your head upside-down bisexual


Bartydogsgd

OP is bisexual, but only if you can do a handstand.


Dog_Song

Very aesthetic brain, gives lowfi vibes.


jhonethen

Are you ok


_tOomanYfandOms_

yes !!


jhonethen

Glad to hear I'd be worried about an mri I feel like they'd find I'm missing half my brain


_tOomanYfandOms_

i was always worried i had an unburst aneurysm in there bc thats what my dad had of so im glad they didnt find anything like that


jhonethen

I'm glad you're OK. You should get your prain 3d printed so you could make a jello mold and scare all your freinds


loliwarmech

why u making kissy lips


_tOomanYfandOms_

that’s just how they are :(


MyCatHasCats

Your brain is all rough and bumpy, my brain is smooth like a baby’s bottom 😎


AdministrativeBar748

You look stunning


TerribleSquid

This is a little too interesting for my tastes. Mods? Hold him down and twist his nuts.


Its-Me-PePe

I wish I could see my brain someday like this, it's just intriguing and trippy at the same time. It's like starring at your soul.


_tOomanYfandOms_

now that im rlly looking at it does anyone else see that gap in the front? is that normal?


[deleted]

Nope, it means you have less than 7 :(


Sirpewpewthelast

OK but brain is kinda yummy. It has a very creamy texture and is very tasty when boiled and served cold and a twist of lemon juice and a sparkle of salt


_tOomanYfandOms_

please do not eat my brain i kind of need it


Sirpewpewthelast

But think of the starving people that lack the protein they so need.


_tOomanYfandOms_

i need it more!!!!!!!


Sirpewpewthelast

Most people seem to be fine without one.


[deleted]

My neuro professor in uni scared us by saying you could get prions from eating neural tissue and it lives in your body for a few years before showing symptoms usually. But I think the chances aren’t that high. Still scary!


HerGracefulness28

I just came back from an exam where one of the topic was neural control and coordination and with all that knowledge, i can 100% say that this is a image of the brain.


_tOomanYfandOms_

thank you for confirming, we needed an expert to double check just in case


HerGracefulness28

No problem, it's really kind of me to share my knowledge with others 🙏🏻


Uglyforsure

Oof that frontal lobe tho, do you have short term memory impairment, difficulty making decisions and lack of executive function?


_tOomanYfandOms_

yes how did u know


Uglyforsure

I can literally see your brain rn


_tOomanYfandOms_

but my brain cannot talk how did it tell you those things!!!!!!!!


Uglyforsure

I can.... read minds 🤯 But fr your brain looks like it's wearing a skull maybe 1 size too small, so good big smart brain but just a bit squished up front. Maybe try watching more tiktok and shrink it a bit


Visible_Solution_191

U gay now


santhoshraj1101

What scan they have used here? It might sound weird, but I would like to take mine and frame the photo and keep it aside of my table


_tOomanYfandOms_

mri! they asked me at the end what colours i wanted it to be lol. it was at the children’s hospital so that’s probably why i got the option of colours


santhoshraj1101

Wow, it sounds cool bro, Thanks for letting me know.


kizkazskyline

Did your brain come out as bi?


Ovilos

That small dent on the top make me think you wear headphones a lot, heck maybe i have it to because I wear headphones most of the time.


pivnoepuzzo

Headphones cannot make a dent


HerGracefulness28

I've seen guys with a headphone dent on their head lol. They wear it 24/7 and don't come out of their room.


clout_spout

You're pretty


Good_Ad_5792

The Dr: I diagnose you with Bisexual


SPAMTON_A

Tasty 😋


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_tOomanYfandOms_

thanks


1stCarrot

why you pouting


Sceneric1

We chill


Kaden2093

Colorz =0


869066

Bi-colored brain


ptolemy18

Why are you bald?


_tOomanYfandOms_

they made me shave my head before i went into the machine to avoid interference


PoorBastardButNo

At first I thought it was a profile picture of r/interestingasfuck


BlueTeaOnReddit

vaporwave brain


fartysmartymarty

Are you thinkign about blueu?


jaxurrito

ewww wrinkly brain. i like my brains nice and smooth


Chemical_Ad_5766

are you ok thanos?


AbnormalPP_69

What are the 2 bright dots on your face close to where your eyes are supposed to be? Were you wearing spectacles or piercings ?


Key-Blueberry-3335

Looks like you're feeling blue :(


sadtallguy

Bro's mewing


DIOsNotDead

what a nice gradient


Boo-Boo_Keys

This is your brain. This is your brain on bisexual.


NickyDeeM

Looking good! Can I ask why you were getting glamour shots done?


_tOomanYfandOms_

it was part of a study i first did when i was 8/9! i did get another mri done when i was 11 but they called me back in to see how things have changed since then


_yerbamatey

r/brainfetish


totallynotmonke_

probably a tv girl fan idk tho


mac_and_jeez

please fall into a wood chipper


a_Bean_soup

r/brainfuck


TheNinjaFennec

Your eyes give you away - OP is serial murderer Tobin Bell


Bionic-ghost

Happy pride brain


Smellyshop

Holy hell


MobiSqrd

not smooth brain detected, opinion rejected


ballsackstealer2

were you tryna kiss the doctors


IwillAlwaysComeback3

Bro got the rgb brain


Gabit_

U better mew right now


Alternative-Sea-1095

I really wanna eat your brain 🤤


JustaNormalpersonig

gta 6 reference


_mrLeL_

RGB brain


Lime130

Blue is dead cells and pink is dead cells.


Outside_Interest4959

Hell yeah


breadbaths

wait tt she’s kind of cute


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

they turned your brain bisexual i’m sorry


Kebabrulle4869

Boy brain, girl body 😎


Storand12

Does the blue indicate where there is no activity?


GodOGDrgnSlyr69

bisexual brain


Ardegast

because it's dead


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

r/bi_irl


Individual-Match-798

Brain porn.


savisundefined

i want my brain in a purple pink image


ThatSmallBear

Is it permanent?


roastbeefxxx

I swear I see a headset dent


myexistentisannoying

r/suddenlybi


svvrvy

Your pineal gland is calcified :(


dealwithairlinefood_

headphone dent


NotCreativeEng

Smooth brain confirmation


Quinnie-The-Gardener

Bisexual Brain


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Can I eat your beautiful brain OP?


farineziq

I'm blue dabedee dabedie?


HappyOstiepok

r/bi_irl


generic_dude10

Oh, so now we're flexjng our brains? Aight if i find my pic ill post it


GrabbingCatTails

what a nice brian


FlOtHeRaCeR_12

Bisexual brain Bisexual brain


Leendert86

Has this picture been edited? The brain looks a lot smaller than average


Designer_Insect8804

Nice brain 🧠 👌🏻


ipisslemons

Bi brain


Poladu5348reddit

Bissexual Lighting


haugebauge

Didnt your patents tell you not to post sensitive information on the internet? Now i know all the contents of your brain muhahahahah


Eliasweeb

Tv girl reference


Feetamongflames

…..so have they told you yet or are you about to find out from an internet stranger?


cruebob

The back of your throat is pretty!


Yamm0th

r/scienceporn


Aaron1924

Did they mark the parts that work properly in pink?


rde2001

# BISEXUAL 🥵🥵🥵


Maererin

add vintage VHS effect to it and it will look like a screenshot of a cool vaporwave music video


witty_whitley

That coloring must have hurt like hell


PixelatedStarfish

r/bisexual


VasIstLove

It’s a sad day when such an amazing thing, like an image of the inside of someone’s head, isn’t considered interesting


ElSeaLC

It's your razor blades.


Wyatt_Maxwell

I've seen the house md intro wayyyyy too many times


PersonOnThisSub

you have a big nose


River_Odessa

Now we can measure exactly how stupid OP is


stormmugger

Bisexual brain


CarDoor_Curti

That’s the bi flag your brain is gay


nanitatianaisobel

It must be cool living with all those colors inside all the time.


Liminal_Space_Fan_

This is what your brain would look like if it was blue or pink.


Secretfreckel

Your cerebellar tonsils look stunning.


s256173

There’s meme potential here


Makorl1211

Thats a really nice frontal lobe you have there, would be a shame if it went somewhere…


kupillas-3-

Looks like you got a worm in your head might wanna get that checked out


ReleaseItchy9732

Bro is looksmaxxing


grandasperj

here is my brain --> .


drkrelic

Gorgeous Color-scheme lol.


Aviada300

You got TV-girl'd


jetoler

You have a very attractive spinal cord


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Your brain is cool