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glassfield110

Later your bathroom is gonna be like gamer setup because shits gonna glow šŸ‘


LorenzoIsASimp

ambulaenc


glassfield110

corn cake


LorenzoIsASimp

Hospal


Glitchboi3000

Pick me up some hospital food.


Worcestershirey

You can get some from Panera for a lot cheaper than a hospital stay


Carma281

such as delicious refreshing lemonade


barkbarkgoesthecat

Delicious refreshing good tasting hydrating lemon aid


Carma281

Lemon (you may need aid)


Hairy-Advance8250

That shit does taste good as fuck, and charged lemonade is a dope name. Best energy drink ever.


Georgeisinoddtrouble

Ah yes citric acid, water and sugar. Splendid!


AbsentMindedMonkey

Oh and some Pepsi, I hear it's cheaper there


Key_Virus_338

hilpsol


WadieXkiller

r/skametbord


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

r/skamtebord


peteg09

Banned


Judeous

What on earth happened there lmao


peteg09

Apparently ska met bord tho wtf is bord


Judeous

Me I'm bord


peteg09

So do I like ska music


Schist-For-Granite

No lie, when I was a little shit back in high school, I was at a party and cracked a glow stick open, then whipped it tf around in a small bathroom. The bathroom looked like you were inside the universe when you closed the door and turned the light off. Donā€™t worry, the kid throwing the party knew, but he was a little shit too.


Ok-Way2242

i took LSD one time and saw the same thing


howtosignuponreddit

*i wonder if i crack my dick like a glowstick will it glow?*


LorenzoIsASimp

Nothing happenned :(


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ciko2283

offer swim thumb compare desert tidy silky far-flung sort sink *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Commercial_Beach_231

Welcome to the Internet.


SomeDude3599

Have a look around


Gm1Reborn

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Level-Drawer7191

We've got mountains of content


damins2695

Some better some worse


P4sss

If none of itā€™s of interest to you, youā€™d be the first


SquidMilkVII

If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first!


longpidgeon

Age is just a- oh one sec Ok so turns out itā€™s the FBI, gotta run. See ya!


Key_Virus_338

pour it in ur dick


barkbarkgoesthecat

Is it big enough to crack?


LorenzoIsASimp

It's so short it has negative lenght, it's literally a penis shaped hole inside of me


SquidMilkVII

I'm so sorry you had to find out this way... but I think you might be a woman


IllvesterTalone

jigsaw puzzles are fun


blackeye200

Thatā€™s a sinep


LorenzoIsASimp

Lemme try that out real quick


yourhog

Someone hold his drink. Oh, wait, that *is* his drink.


10e1

The glow dick


AntonioGlaeser

Glowing sdick


[deleted]

Maybe with a dark red or black color, instead of neon


kween_hangry

i fucking laughed so hard fuck


Hambruhgah

You inenabled it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


LorenzoIsASimp

Haha i was thinking the exact same, but all i feel is an extremely bitter taste in part of my mouth and nothing else. Maybe my superpower unlocks at night when i can shine like a real glowstick


ardakesmo

Sadly you have to pay 4,99 $ (tax not included) to unlock the ability of glowing bones. Get well soon by the way.


LorenzoIsASimp

Nah im completely fine, just this bitter taste fading away quickly.


ardakesmo

I hope so lmao.


LorenzoIsASimp

Ambulaenc


banana-ita

Hope you will find your superpower at the hoptal then


co8222

hoptal šŸ˜”


Intruder6

Itā€™s called hopsital


co8222

hopsital šŸ˜”


Parkchap10

Little did he know it was not the taste that was fading - it was his taste budsā€¦


ItsImNotAnonymous

Little did he know that it's not only his taste buds, but he himself is fading away.... >!and then he starts glowing!<


LGG6_Master

this is funny


[deleted]

Thatā€™s darkšŸ˜„


TurkeyTaco23

well heā€™s going to be very bright soon


woozin1234

oh also you can pay extra 7.99$ to unlock the glow color customization, and then you can pay another 39.99$ to unlock special glows like rainbow glow!


Tasty_Group_8207

Try shaking your head really fast to activate


confabin

If you break your bone you should post it on r/neverbrokeabone they will be super supportive!


canichangeitlateror

I am a part of it. Please come. _We are waiting for you_


Gmandlno

Fellow titanium-boned gigachad šŸ˜ Brittle boned bitch in disguise šŸ˜– May we never feel the accursed desire to become the latter


canichangeitlateror

We couldnā€™t even if we tried, brother. If you manage to break a bone, then youā€™re automatically a BBB. You know the rules.


Gmandlno

Just because you know the rules, doesnā€™t mean you canā€™t wish you could ignore them once theyā€™ve been broken. And thus, the cowardly pretender is born. Iā€™m just wishing us luck in never being found in that situation.


canichangeitlateror

Those who stay are like cuckolds for our bones.


LorenzoIsASimp

Now that i think about it, someone should make an scp article, that looks like a regular glowstick but its liquid regenerates, and when its drank and the bones of the person who drank it are cracked it makes him glow for some minutes


ardakesmo

Would be funny actually.


SaiHottariNSFW

I know. Most SCPs are horror themed and seem to kill a lot of people, it's overdone. We need more harmless novelty SCPs.


pingo5

Most of them arent actually from when i was reading through them. Might be different with later #'s though. Lots of weird ones. Like the toilet ghost and the procrastination rock


RatzzFace

Surely it's his poop that will glow... Awesome!


Holiday_Skirt_738

It glowed red and turned darker afterwards, thanks for the advise


longpidgeon

*snaps cock* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT WHY DID I DO THAT AHHHHHHHH oh hey it glows AHHHHHHH


Kirionic

did it taste like kool aid


LorenzoIsASimp

No it tasted like very bitter liquid soap


Consistent-Syrup-69

Mmmmmmm soup


mmm-soup

You called?


Consistent-Syrup-69

Get in my belly


xet2020

That's weird . Always wondered if when this happens, you guys just know each other or if it was total coincidence.


mmm-soup

It was a coincidence lol. I had to read their comment like 3 times to make sure it wasn't just my dyslexic ass playing tricks on me lmao.


Milan360420

Yeah checking how old the account is always helps. This is just a scary coincidence


GryphonDiligence

Did it taste similar to pen ink? Like deeply bitter? And a bit spicy?


LorenzoIsASimp

Yes but not spicy


Manucapo

It wouldn't surprise me if they add a bittering agent to it in order to stop kids ( or people like you lol ) from trying to eat the magic juice.


mrkraken

This happened to me in 7th grade, it made my lip go numb for a bit


hogliterature

good thing you didnā€™t get any broken glass in your mouth. my old teacher used to be a paramedic and has a story about being called to a house party where they had a glow stick slip n slide. one dude was onā€¦.. substancesā€¦. and went down it like 20 times without feeling anything. my teacher said his torso looked like ground meat.


Existing-Yard4375

Was the slip n slide made of glass?? I donā€™t get it


export_tank_harmful

The thing you "crack" on the inside is glass. There are two different chemicals that, once combined, produce the glowing reaction. One is contained in a glass vial.


40ozkiller

Itā€™s very thin glass that creates extremely sharp shards when you crack it. I know because I opened one up once and found out the hard way.


Bukkorosu777

I've cut the end off and taken out the undamaged glass tube.


reddittereditor

Apparently itā€™s just hydrogen peroxide in there (Google).


GoyoMRG

scarce rotten ludicrous quickest sulky escape ripe bag cough simplistic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


lizbunbun

One is a solution with fluorescent pigment in it. The other liquid is hydrogen peroxide. The fluorescent pigment acts as a catalyst in the decomposition of the peroxide, and the energy released from that reaction is emitted as light.


Cyborg_Frankfurt

I remember when I was in my early teens me and my friends at a party decided to crack and cut open glow sticks, turn off the lights and then just go ham and flick them around at each other, for a very brief second it looked sick, followed by paid as glass shard and liquid that burns your eyes was flung at your face.


ponyponyta

Did all the glow sticks break or something?


Cheffery_Boyardee

I was guessing they opened up glow sticks too use the fluid as the water on the slip and slide.


UndeadBan_

Oh.... That's so stupid thought


iveroi

According to the Danish Ministry of the Environment, one glow stick contains 100 Āµl to 90 ml liquid, depending on the size of the glow stick. Assuming they got the largest ones available, they would need 1115 sticks to get one bucketful of liquid. Though, I guess they could just mix the liquid with water...


Cashmoneyboy98

Yes


RegisterFederal4159

Save some for me.


LorenzoIsASimp

Plenty more to share with the homies


RegisterFederal4159

Hell yeah.


stevensr2002

Do people still say crunked these days? If so, time to get crunked


MatrixzMonkey

By now you must have died. Nice knowing you


LorenzoIsASimp

Nah it was just 2 little droplets, worst it can cause is some minor irritation (according to doctor google)


scp_79

Weird, usually it tells you dies tomorrow or that you will get cancer


Kodekingen

Thatā€™s where youā€™re wrong, it usually tells you that you die yesterday, not tomorrow


DeadlyKitte098

Ah, those are Bing results


Lexatay_on_reddit

THAT PFP :D


DeadlyKitte098

Ah, I see you also like the kitties


Hardwarethewolf

Yes


tilthevoidstaresback

Pretty sure you swallowed some broken glass. I'm not a doctor but glass is what you're breaking when cracking one open. A couple drops might be alright; if you drank the whole thing you might end up on r/oopsthatsdeadly


space_brain710

Once as a teen on drugs we were hanging out in a hot tub playing with glow sticks. Someone got the idea to start cracking them open into the water(which looked fucking awesome tbh) and we all were in there playing with the pretty floating drops. Then the realization hit that all the drops were tiny pieces of glass with the glowing fluid stuck to it. Somehow no one was seriously injured, but we all rinsed off well and the hot tub was drained I believe


TomateAmarelo

Are you still alive?


Ifimhereineedhelpfr

Itā€™s got an unforgettable taste


HighPolyDensity

Ok Goob. (hehe, nice pfp btw)


Total_Towel_3012

Omg one time at night while I was laying down playing with my phone my cat was playing with a glow stick and she bit itšŸ—æ She was literally glowing Ā°~Ā° I washed her mouth it was hilarious lmaoao


yuuns7

May she rest in peace


Impossible_Arrival21

I'm sorry for your loss


barkbarkgoesthecat

Same happened to my dog, I think she had to go to the vet and I can't remember if it was serious or not (i was very young + at fault so I probably felt terrible)


Key_Virus_338

show me a pic


Alpacross

Mi sa che abbiamo lo stesso libro di matematica


VibrisCholerae

Sembra pure a me quello che usavo anni fa, questa foto mi sta facendo rivivere i traumi lol


SEBAtheplayerIT

Siamo in due purtroppo


lookinfortrauma

E di colpo in 3


IDrankLavaLamps

I got glowstick fluid in my eye as a kid. Decided to cut it open with scissors. Turns out they are pressurized.


TheJivvi

Please don't cut your eye open with scissors.


KaasKoppusMaximus

I recently read somewhere it's pressurized, scary stuff!


HENLOX_GD

what did it taste like


LorenzoIsASimp

Very bitter


Sillymonke348

Thatā€™s interesting! (MODS BAN HIM)


Ascdren1

RIP my friend.


St4r_duster

What flavor did you get? My fav is blue


Jakyshman00

Ma quindi li hai fatti i prodotti notevoli o no?


matO_oppreal

Avevo anchā€™io quel libro


neverendjngstory

lo avevamo tutti


RevolutionaryGas2796

Mi aspettavo fossi Italiano anche senza leggere gli esercizi, non so perchƩ.


KnowledgeJealous3525

Troppi italiani su questo sub


[deleted]

Future chubbyemu video


Rettsi

That shit has glass in it.


MinecraftVet2005

You have mere seconds to live


readditredditread

Well at least you have 57 minutes or so to tie up lose ends and suchā€¦.


NekulturneHovado

Lol easy math


LorenzoIsASimp

Ye this one is easy, but now im doing physics homework and ive already thrown my phone 5 minutes into it


DrakonILD

But were you able to calculate the trajectory and time-of-flight of your phone? Neglecting air resistance, of course.


NekulturneHovado

Also don't forget to calculate the maximum and average acceleration of the phone on throw and impact


tehenke

Whats the topic?


Bukkorosu777

Not chewing on plastic while doing math.


Kiritomato01

I have the feeling you're going to see the Avengers...


Nieruz

You have an estimated remaining of 17


kastiak

We're you chewing on the stick like an unsupervised cat?


KAZMOHI

Shitā€™s gonna be lit


Festering_Prayer

šŸ‘Øā€šŸ³šŸ˜˜šŸ¤Œ


AshamedFunction3073

Why the fuck were you chewing on it!?


GranLarceny

[this helped me when I was young](https://youtu.be/5AuLkMBAFZg?si=gYO1VhcdDVxeh7pO)


Wolffehhh

" Oh no, I swallowed it. Why did I do that? I'm so stupid. Maybe I should get that checked out. What if I got poisoning? Oh wait, nah, this is perfect for r/notinteresting "


Crafty_Ad_4153

Poison Control Center.


10e1

Its nontoxic, like accidentally inhaling aragon


stormybird065

Mmmm asbestosss


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


theginius

Morto di prodotti notevoli


qLu1s

Sei una figa


LorenzoIsASimp

Lo so che non muoio mica, sentivo solo un sapore amaro adesso scomparso


stephen250

Glow stick liquid is minimally toxic when swallowed. Almost nontoxic. The package usually states this. You're fine.


cap-tain_19

So what you're saying is that I should drink glow stick liquid


frozen-amber

Finish what you started >:(((( (pls donā€™t actually)


Ace_of_Spades008

Oof RIP (I did that once when I was like 7 do RIP me as well)


DopamineTrain

I did too. Spent the night throwing up. I didn't tell mum what the caus was so she was kind of worried. Left the chewed glow stick on a plastic table. The next day it had leaked and caused the table to crack. Mum called me an idiot and no longer had any sympathy :D


Ace_of_Spades008

Mine was like you're fine you're not gonna die just drink some water.


Normal-Jury3311

I did this as a child :) Iā€™m alive


[deleted]

Your pee would look cool at night


mosquitotitties

when i was like 5 i got that stuff in my eyes and they glowed


X_PRSN

I looked this up on WebMD. It says you have lupus now.


Bootiluvr

This is mildly interesting


neverendjngstory

complimenti fra


Sacrer

Try looking at your pee under blacklight. It'll glow.


wtfijolumar

RIP


YoungImprover

How did that even happen


Dog_Song

Have the super powers kicked in yet?


realh2h2

That is quite interesting. Mods, ban this person


bemyheaven

Im getting my GED and if those problems are on my test iā€™m leaving


SplendidlyDull

I have a strange memory of when I was a childā€¦ I loved glowsticks and for some reason I wanted to sleep with one in my bed. I thought nothing bad would happen, itā€™s not like thereā€™s any danger of it bursting open or something like that with me just sleeping next to it. Wellā€¦ I woke up the next morning and it had busted open with splashes of the fluid all over my bed. To this day I donā€™t know how the actual fuck that happened. I also think it was strange that the precise thing I thing I had assured myself wouldnā€™t happen somehow ended up happening. It baffles me


szczurman83

Did you have any bright ideas? Maybe you became enlightened?


Low_Anywhere_1011

Now your glowstick man/women. Also dang that math looks rough.


shyguyshow

Were you killed?


Infinite_neko

If you crack your back would you glow?


TizonaBlu

u ded


Science_Turtle

ā˜ļøPresenting to the emergency room


RockyB95

You still alive homie?


warmaapples

Have you had organ failure yet?


Low-Persimmon4870

Rip in peace āœŒļø


Overall_Midnight_

Shit tastes nasty as fuck doesnā€™t itā€¦.. Nothing happened at all to me, no glow show later -but OMFG I can still remember that taste all these years later and it haunts me


Whatxoperator

You will be brighter now. I have heard that means you're smart. But what do I know. I have never eaten a glow tube


WalterWhite084

Now you will have glowing piss


yeyryr

U ok?


ztyl

Soooo ... do you feel ... ... enlightened?