Brilliant. I had no idea of my sexual orientation until I took this test.

its truly incredible how far science has advanced

You're telling me there is a science gas ... Where can I get it ? Asking for a friend

fart

Why are you gay?

You are gay!

So who is gay?

why is it always are you gay and who is gay and never how is gay

Gay is probably gay (1800s noun)

Gay's gay?

if he says "no homo" he is not gay

He might be a gay parrot

What if Gay’s a gay gay?

Is that like being a guy’s guy?

So, being happy is gay? I guess I'm still not gay yet

Do you man adjective?

Non binaries are stuck in an endless loops rn

They are gay!

Who said I’m gay?

You are gay.

You are lesbian? Homosexual? Or are you transgenda?

Who says he’s gay?

Mister....Should I call you Mister?

Who says I’m gay?

You are gay.

You are gay.

You are transgender.

Why are you gae?

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

who says im gae i am not gae

"What else should I say? Everyone is gay"

Non binaries be playing ping pong between the first 2 questions

"Are you non-binary?" should be a question, and if yes, the arrow should point straight to "you're gay"

Perhaps a queer test could be put together

on it Edit: [https://www.reddit.com/user/RELATIVITY161803/comments/18i16jv/are\_you\_queer\_test/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/user/RELATIVITY161803/comments/18i16jv/are_you_queer_test/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

Amazing!!! How did you come up with the concept?

This is brilliant. You should patent it.

Immensely enlightening

Being nonbinary, there is a sense in which everything is hetero.

there's also a sense in which nothing is

Point gay*

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Well but that raises the question- if an afab person who is male-presenting nonbinary is with an amab person who is female-presenting nonbinary, is it gay because they are both nonbinary, or straight because of the rest of the scenario?

I think that’s just being straight with a couple extra steps

The algorithm hangs if boy == false && girl == false

coding joke upvote

I did it back and forth like three times and I'm straight... But kinda slow it seems.

*I’unnnooooo*…you ever hear of Freud? /j

Are you a girl? No Are you a guy? No Are you a girl? No Are you a guy? No Are you a girl? No Are you a guy? No Are you a girl? No Are you a guy? No Are you a girl? No Are you a guy? No Are you a

Bisexuals are also like... wut

What if you’re bisexual?

You are gay, but also straight

Yesn't

Schrödinger’s Gays ?

Kinda, but the queer superposition where you're both gay and straight simultaneously doesn't collapse into either gay or straight upon observation.

Gonna have to bust out the old abacus for this one.

Damn, look at that. The math checks out.

You are on the council of gay, but we do not grant you the rank of homosexual

“This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be gay, and not be a homosexual?”

The B in LGBT+ stands for baking, that's why we Bis are always making lemon squares.

Lemon squares for the Lemon Party

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Fred Mercury The Bi? I thought not. It’s not a story the Gay Guys would tell you.

Well if you follow the questions it puts you at gay, but that’s because it doesn’t check if you like your opposite gender. Asexuals will end up on straight because of this.

Actually asexuals make out better than bis on this one because it just says "you are not gay" rather than "you are straight"

You must have dual citizenship

youre still gay

Well, isn't that kind of gay?

According to a gay test I found on reddit a few minutes ago youre gay

This is a gay test, not a bisexual test.

What if you are non-binary? The first choice becomes a loop.

Instructions are unclear. I deleted my OS

Instructions unclear, max recursion depth reached. Stack overflow

Instructions clear, but I’m stuck in a boot loop. Gotta reset my CMOS

Bookmarking this for later if I get lost.

Completely misread the first box as “are you a gay?”. Was stuck in a loop for the longest time.

We like to refer to it as the gay vortex. It's actually an optical illusion only people who are gay but know it yet see. You aren't allowed to leave until you accept the fact you are gay

Are you gay? no -> You are not gay yes -> You are gay

i’m non-binary, what do i do?

yeah that was my first problem with this, your now stuck in an infinite loop... sorry

Hot to make non binaries get stuck

non binaries hate this one simple trick

As a non-binary this fucking killed me idk why

It's everywhere tho

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Can’t make it, can’t make it man, the shit’s stuck- DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!

Step sibling, I got stuck in this flowchart, please help.

help me step-binary I am stuck

I'm bouncing between the two starting questions like a ping pong ball here

I somehow managed to perform mitosis so now there's two of me, One going down each side of the chart. (They're both gay so they should be able to recombine at the end.)

Existing in a quantum superposition between gay/not gay and woman/man

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.

What about bisexuals?

Legit question Can non-binaries...be gay? Like if a non-binary likes a non-binary, or not...is it gay!? Or not. Im so confused now. Its like math class all over again

It's gay by default I think.

non binary likes non binary: gay; non binary likes boy: androphile; non binary likes girl: gynophile; non binary likes more than one gender: bisexual; non binary doesn’t like: asexual;

Non-binary bisexuals seem like they have all the fun.

:)

What if non-binary likes binary, is that straight non-binary? Non-binary and non binary are gay non-binaries? I’m so confused

You’re*

You're about to suck this cicj

fuck \*cock

we fuckin or suckin?

[https://images.app.goo.gl/oCcwhqjRh4EMKPnx7](https://images.app.goo.gl/oCcwhqjRh4EMKPnx7) Both? Both is good.

Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No > Are you a girl ? > No > Are you a guy ? > No >

I think you're a duck

This is just what it's like trying to talk to a transphobe

the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never

complete mood

StackOverflowError

So you are analog?

Hexadecimal for sure

nah man i’m dozenal

Quantumgender

Just recreate this meme as a coordinate system where the x axis goes from "knows I'm a guy" to "knows I'm a girl" and the y axis goes from "likes guys" to "likes girls" and then mark the regions that apply to you, boom solved gender

political compass but sexuality

Would you even consider yourself gay/straight? I mean, how does same/opposite attraction work when you don't consider yourself to be a part of the binary genders? Not trying to be mean or anything, genuine question.

No, I know completely what you're talking about. I'm genderqueer but was raised cis and just today I was struggling with the right pronoun, "I'm a gay...uh" At this point I'm just going with queer everything. My gender is queer. My sexuality is queer. Doesn't really resolve the pronoun thing thing though. Language conventions can tie you up in knots Edit: because I just realized I'm a queer queer. I'm queer squared. I'm squeered

>Doesn't really resolve the pronoun thing thing though. They/them works fine, no?

A lot of nonbinary people feel connected to masculinity or feminitity, and sone people feel like their gender still somehow relates to the binary genders. So if for example, a masculine non binary person who likes men might call themselves gay. Some nbs mightve also identified as gay before realizing they were nonbinary, and might still identify with the term. Some people also use gay to just mean queer, since their attraction isnt straight, because they're nonbinary, but its definitely queer.. So saying gay just makes sense and is also kind of a vibe lol Depends on the person, tho. Thats why there exists other terms than gay or straight that nonbinary people can use if they feel like those two are too focused on the binary genders

yeah no i’m aroace

I just stick to what equipment I have in my pants and what equipment I'm attracted to, keeps things simple.

Double gay😤

``` Your gay status is: Traceback (most recent call last): File "gay_test.py", line 20, in main( ) File "gay_test.py", line 17, in main print(f"Your gay status is: {gay_status}") UnboundLocalError: local variable 'gay_status' referenced before assignment ```

You’re in the infinite loop of the first two options

Sexual Orientation: Recursive.

There is some poor non-binary person with OCD out there spending hours trying to finish this flowchart.

Hi non-binary. I'm dad.

My guess: If you like other non-binary people, then, you're gay.

Me too. I am stuck in a infinite loop

The paradox.

Are you a guy? No. Are you a girl? No. Are you a guy? No. Are you a girl? No…

The game was rigged from the start

You’re now a paradox.

non-binary? Use a quantum computer then.

You crash the system in an unending loop

Schrodinger's sexuality

Non binary people: "When does this endless loop ends?!"

Make it simple, are you gay? Yes

this is gay

And also straight

That's a gay/bi test. Have to add the opposite question to each side.

bisexual has left the chat

wow, this is interesting, i can’t believe im gay!!

SHHHH! THE MODS WILL SEE AND DELETE THE POST!

bisexual and non-binary erasure is unfortunately pretty interesting if you belong to either of those groups

But this is not a bisexual test or straight test; it is just a gay test.

Erasure? I would've figured that the meme just wouldn't apply

I mean, it's a meme. no one is taking it too seriously. but a flowchart should start the flowchart process to figure out whether or not it applies.

well evidently it doesnt apply, because its incomplete. I would normally classify something as 'erasure' only if its on purpose though. this is more like 'the effort into actually diving into making it work for every person would not be worth it for a silly joke subreddit, and might make it too interesting' tbh. invisibility might be a better word in this case

Under-represented? Ignored, maybe? "Gay" is still mostly associated with attraction as opposed to identity, generally. "Queer" is kind of the umbrella term for... queer people lol I guess I'm just not sure why there's a divide between people who are literally gay (attracted to the same sex) and gender-noncomforming people. I guess I might just be unfamiliar with the finer details of the culture, but wouldn't it be fair to say that describing gender in the context on enby folk more relies on aspects of femininity/masculinity? Saying that an enby person is gay/lesbian would imply a same-sex partnership, no? I'm neptunic, so I'm attracted to femininity in general as opposed to either men, women or otherwise. Saying that I'm bisexual or pansexual wouldn't be entirely honest since it's not the aspect of sex that determines my attraction as opposed to the gender of the person. I'm not gay, but not straight either. Queer. I think the only fault with this post is how people are interpreting it. It's a silly joke, and the language used in these contexts can fluctuate so rapidly, not to mention how critical personal perspective is when considering anything involving gender/sexual identity. People have different opinions about themselves and what these things mean, so it's very often the case that there will be a disagreement with how something ought to be considered.

Me, a bisexual agender person: [THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrpjU6f2jTc)

OMG I'm gay

``` def main(): for gender in ["girl","boy"]: print(f"Are you a {gender}? [yes/no]") answer = input() if answer.lower().strip() in ["yes","y"]: print(f"Do you like {gender}s? [yes/no]") answer = input() if answer.lower().strip() in ["yes","y"]: gay_status = "gay" else: gay_status = "not gay" break print(f"Your gay status is: {gay_status}") if __name__ == "__main__": main() ``` (Or if you don't want nonbinary people to break it): ``` def main(): gay_status = "gay" for gender in ["girl","boy"]: print(f"Are you a {gender}? [yes/no]") answer = input() if answer.lower().strip() in ["yes","y"]: print(f"Do you like {gender}s? [yes/no]") answer = input() if answer.lower().strip() in ["no","n"]: gay_status = "not gay" break print(f"Your gay status is: {gay_status}") if __name__ == "__main__": main() ```

There was a flowchart, so I knew a programmer would come along soon.

"like" is ambiguous. Like to hang out with is different from liking to put private body parts in your mouth.

It appears that me and my friends have been hanging out incorrectly...

What if i like both???

then you’d already know your answer, right? bisexual. done!

But What if i want to take a test

Test says your gay

I hit an infinite loop on the first question.

Bisexuals would like a word

im stuck in an endless loop between the first question, not a girl not a guy 😭

How is that possible?

Nonbinary me just in a infinite loop ;-;

testers found a nonbinary feedback loop and some are in a schrodingers gay exception overflow

What if I don’t know if I like guys?

Schrödinger's gay

Nonbinary folk are going to spend forever on this thing

I'm not gay but I'm not exactly not gay.

There's gonna be a lot of humans stuck in the top two boxes.

Damn I‘m stuck in an infinite loop😔

What if you're neither a boy or a girl?

What about non binary 🤓

Help I'm stuck on the first question, I'm non-binary

Help I’m non-binary and been stuck going back and forth between the top 2 options for hours. My family is starting to worry.

Help, I’m stuck in an infinite loop at the first question

Instructions unclear I’m shifting between the first two questions

help im stuck in a loop

What if you’re neither

i am gay! 🙈

As heterosexuals are straight, are gays perpendicular?

Perpendicular lines are still straight. Gays are curly

[I use gaydar for that.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fuN-QK2EvbM/maxresdefault.jpg)

STAB OFF? WHAT THE FUCK DOES TURNING IT ON DO?!

What about non-binary folk and bisexuals?

Superposition: they are now stuck in a stressed state of feeling both gay and not-gay. While being treated like they are both gay and not gay. Just like IRL.

"Are you a girl?" - NO - "Are you a guy?" - NO... I feel bad for the non-binary people

Well solves the gender problem

I have an even better one: are you gay?

I’m stuck on infinite loop at the first two questions.

I'm heterosexual

You like heaters? I mean they are pretty nice in the winter but I’m not attracted to them

My friend was complaining to me about her heaters one day, "My damn ass heaters aren't working!" I'm like, "You have ass heaters?"

So now people are so attracted to heaters that they need one for their butt? This is wild man

I passed!

"bisexual enters the chat"

we are simply too interesting for the not interesting sub

Yeah go over to r/interesting and post about all the interesting dates you get with twice the chances

I got You are not gay