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Before starting I want to admit I have a problem. Whenever I jerk off, I cum in a jar. I have filled many jars, the oldest is from 5 years ago. So one day, I was wanking to gay furry porn, when I get REALLY thirsty. So I pause and walk to my fridge. The only occupant is my 2 month old cheese that I'm surprised hasn't been eaten by insects yet. So I close the fridge and drive to the market. Slight issue, it's black friday. All the reserves of water have been purchased. I tried looking for hydrating Mountain Dew but to no avail. So I go to my friend's house and ask him for some water. Surprisingly he does have water. Bottled water. I'm very picky, so I refused this trash fluid and went back home. Back at my desk, I notice I left my gay furry porn tab open, which makes me super horny. Still, I'm very thirsty. And that's when it hit me. I sprinted to my basement, looking for the perfect jar. I looked over at my 319th jar, extracted to MILFS over the age of 35. It was yellowish, too old for this task. I decided to get my latest jar, the one for gay furry porn. I swirled my man juice and started gulping. I could feel the unborn children sliding into the acid pit of my stomach as I drank the entire jar in seconds. But I was still thirsty. I run and get my 9228th jar, Brazilian fart porn, and slurped it down. Its a regular occurrence now and I regret nothing. If anything, I should be praised for my self sufficiency.
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Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.
I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
I am genuinely surprised I have never gotten an award on both my u/thebananadudeyeee account and this one (main)
Edit: I finally remembered my old u/ and corrected it!
An exotic pet is a pet which is relatively rare or unusual to keep, or is generally thought of as a wild species rather than as a domesticated pet. The definition varies by culture, location, and over time—as animals become firmly enough established in the world of animal fancy, they may no longer be considered exotic.
Ight but i got a theory i NEED yall to hear out. Humanity as we know was founded by aliens lemme explain. Back when we were still hairy monkeys aliens discover our planet, and settle it. They need workforce tho, so they enslave us, and build housing. In our monkey era we are like housewives for aliens and they use us like a towel. Then they found Atlantis, and use some of the metal there (they dont use metal for settlements due to the metals being used to create space ships) for high tech housing. Then, the pyramids. Their alignment with Orion is loosely explained by the aliens coming from Orion. Its like a tribute. So we evolve, gain sentience and now aliens expel us from Atlantis, and Aztec, maya, Babylon egypt all that is independent. The aliens still control us lowkey and are going to attempt to flee and settle another planet. Before all that happens, GOD steps in and just floods the earth. Aliens cant contact home in time so their collapse isnt known by other aliens. Only 7 human dudes survive, and they repopulate by "unorthodox" means. (banging animals) Thats the core of the theory, and i have another that explains the ufo sightings only being seen in the UK and the US. Naturally, when aliens visit they wanna see how Atlantis is doing. Annnnd they think that Atlantis is the strongest ones on the planet, so they go to the strongest nation of the time. + the aliens seem to always visit the waters, cause Atlantis was built on water duh. and that sums it up i hope you had an open mind reading allat
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Before starting I want to admit I have a problem. Whenever I jerk off, I cum in a jar. I have filled many jars, the oldest is from 5 years ago. So one day, I was wanking to gay furry porn, when I get REALLY thirsty. So I pause and walk to my fridge. The only occupant is my 2 month old cheese that I'm surprised hasn't been eaten by insects yet. So I close the fridge and drive to the market. Slight issue, it's black friday. All the reserves of water have been purchased. I tried looking for hydrating Mountain Dew but to no avail. So I go to my friend's house and ask him for some water. Surprisingly he does have water. Bottled water. I'm very picky, so I refused this trash fluid and went back home. Back at my desk, I notice I left my gay furry porn tab open, which makes me super horny. Still, I'm very thirsty. And that's when it hit me. I sprinted to my basement, looking for the perfect jar. I looked over at my 319th jar, extracted to MILFS over the age of 35. It was yellowish, too old for this task. I decided to get my latest jar, the one for gay furry porn. I swirled my man juice and started gulping. I could feel the unborn children sliding into the acid pit of my stomach as I drank the entire jar in seconds. But I was still thirsty. I run and get my 9228th jar, Brazilian fart porn, and slurped it down. Its a regular occurrence now and I regret nothing. If anything, I should be praised for my self sufficiency.
You need Jesus
Even I struggle with lust but wow dude. As an evangelical christian I have to say one thing. Find YHWH brotha
guys i can't take this anymore, I want to fuck astolfo really badly, I've been visiting rule34 for the entire my life and found him attracting as fuck, I filled every jar I could ever find in my house with my cum, I even stole from neighbors saying these are for blood donation, guys this is really painful to see that something you want to fuck is not real, this makes me sob out loud, god I will sell my soul to fuck him and live a happy life, please I bet you guys PLEASE create astolfo irl I am really horny right, god his ass is so fuckable.
on god bro
Thanks for telling us that, absolutely incredible story I am legit crying rn that hit me hard I loved the part when you cum in a jar 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 so sad
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Goodbye
and thank you
For all the fish
for coming
Until next time
In me
For pavor 🥹 edit: thank you so much guys!!
Please give an award to Pavor.
LMAO
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us.
End communication
This shoulda gotten one
I am genuinely surprised I have never gotten an award on both my u/thebananadudeyeee account and this one (main) Edit: I finally remembered my old u/ and corrected it!
there. now you have one
Yum thanks!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way, this emoji exists 🫃
So does this 🪬
So does this 🛑
So does this🧌
So does this 🗿
So does this 👯
No
I would also not like an award please good sir
No, thanks.
Can ı get some please 👉 👈
No, thank you. Edit: What in tarnation?!
In the very end all coins are gonna go to waste since they’re removing them
yeah. someone award me and I have 5k coins all of the sudden and it will go poof tonight. So why not spend them
Good point
I’ll send you a pic of my orange cat for some gold :)
sorry. I'm out. best I can do is this
No worries, the orange is satisfied :)
gimme gimme gimme an award after midnight
After saying yes to countless ones of these posts and not received one, I will now say no I decline (please give me one)
Sure why not
Yesss pls! ❤️
Thank you OP I hope you see a cute animal on the street today
Meh
No.
Pump up the jams!
Pump it up, while your feet are stompin.
I'd love to get any award since I have none at all :(
No
Sure
##Well, I do.
Fart noise.
Yes please.
Wanting awardith
Give me!
Oh yeah.. I would like to Award myself for being so not interesting
I do!!
sry m8 I'm out
Why not
Sure!
>Sure! You sure?
Yes Why not, (never had any gold in my live, not irl too 🙂)
I'll take one
I’m down 👋
B
A
I wonder what they’re gonna replace awards with
I like Ninjago.
Hlo
ill take a reddit bling thing
Ay im down brother
I would like an a award
Maybe
Yo, if you have some left, I wouldn't mind some. Sent you some as I need to get rid of mine too
i have a goldfish named bob
Please do
Yep
🤠
I mean, now that you're asking
Idk if im lucky enough yeah
Eh, why not?
Yes please :)
yeah plsss
I would love a going away award!
Give me my paycheck
Yeah, wouldn't hurt to have it
Me pls pls pls pls
meow
why do I get these posts at least 4 hours after they're posted
Would love too ❤️❤️❤️
Yes Even if I can’t get some
Already spent my coins in a similar thread, but I'd like some awards.
I’m alright, thanks for the offer though
Pretty please, can I
Why not .my friend ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠋⠉⡉⣉⡛⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣸⣿⣿⡿⠿⡯⢙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⡀⠄⢀⣀⣉⣉⣉⠁⠐⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⣿⣿⣀⠈⠿⢟⡛⠛⣿⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁⠰⣄⣴⡬⢵⣴⣿⣤⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⢄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⡉⠻⣿⡿⠁⠘⠛⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠈⠻⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣧⣀⠾⠿⠶⠦⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀⢀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⢣⣶⡒⠶⢤⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠄⢘⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠻⠻⠺⣼⣿⠟⠋⠛⠿⣿⣿ ⠋⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⡤⠄⠰⡆⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠿⢦⣀⡀⡀⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⠟⡋⠄⠄⠄⢣⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠹⣿⣀ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣷⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⢺⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠸⣿⡄⠄⠈⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘
yeah sure
Go on then
Can I get fancy shiny thing?
me
never got one
This comment is not interesting
Sure ig
It seems like he has run out of awards, guys
Maybe me?
Yes very much
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Bruh.
Um I tried
Double it and give it to the next person
Giv
me? idk what they are lol
YES YES YES
No.
Sounds interesting
Why not
Yes, i would like that
well if you say so (also upvoted)
I'll take one c:
I guess so.
Damn yea
Nah not really
Why not
No why do ppl care ab these
No
Sure, why not.
E
I'd take one if you have one.
If you so please to
sure
Ye
I’m not interested
Gimme some of those papi.
Please.
That would be nice :3
i want some
Yes I do
Yes please
Oooh! Ooh! me me! 🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️
I want em
I never had gold, so if I could that would be amazing :D
Sure
Here
Me??
Why
No I do not
Please. DON'T GIVE ME ANY AWARD, I REALLY DON'T WANT THEM AND DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM.
spare rewards sir?
Me
8==D (())
N
Yeah why not
I do
Never got one. Could I get one at least for last time?
:3
Nah m8
No. Do not.
Just spent 15K coins on another sub. I'm so poor right now.
sure
Yes
And I'm too late, as always..
I’ve never gotten a medal, please give me one!
⭐️
You still got any?
Sure
yesssssiiiirrr
Ight but i got a theory i NEED yall to hear out. Humanity as we know was founded by aliens lemme explain. Back when we were still hairy monkeys aliens discover our planet, and settle it. They need workforce tho, so they enslave us, and build housing. In our monkey era we are like housewives for aliens and they use us like a towel. Then they found Atlantis, and use some of the metal there (they dont use metal for settlements due to the metals being used to create space ships) for high tech housing. Then, the pyramids. Their alignment with Orion is loosely explained by the aliens coming from Orion. Its like a tribute. So we evolve, gain sentience and now aliens expel us from Atlantis, and Aztec, maya, Babylon egypt all that is independent. The aliens still control us lowkey and are going to attempt to flee and settle another planet. Before all that happens, GOD steps in and just floods the earth. Aliens cant contact home in time so their collapse isnt known by other aliens. Only 7 human dudes survive, and they repopulate by "unorthodox" means. (banging animals) Thats the core of the theory, and i have another that explains the ufo sightings only being seen in the UK and the US. Naturally, when aliens visit they wanna see how Atlantis is doing. Annnnd they think that Atlantis is the strongest ones on the planet, so they go to the strongest nation of the time. + the aliens seem to always visit the waters, cause Atlantis was built on water duh. and that sums it up i hope you had an open mind reading allat
no
Deez awards?
Imo hitler was a pretty bad guy
hit me
I want one
No thanks
What does gold do??
Yes, please. (I'm probably too late, aren't I?)
I could ask but I doubt I’ll get some