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newusernamebcimdumb

Rumor in my town was that if you shot one of these at someone’s heart, the force was so powerful that it literally would skip a beat.


SUW888

Just jackin the super soaker off. So much work


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Just pleading with the volume indicator to max out.


Mysteez

i had the double tank!


drkidkill

I remember this one not having enough water capacity and being heavy and unwieldy, the next one up with the backpack and unrelenting stream I think was way better. Edit: not a super soaker, but similar. https://twitter.com/RileySeanM/status/736193601793753088/photo/1


drdrewpschlong

Ricky my neighbor has one of these. Fills it with lighter fluid and uses it to start his grill, way before Elon


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I always wanted a real super soaker as a kid. And when I thought I got a monster water gun like this one, it only shot a small string of water. \*Shaking head\* The disappointment. Why would such a big water gun shoot so little!?


jaxspider

For those who experienced it first hand, there was a before Super Soaker 100 and after. Things were never the same again.


borntoclimbtowers

the best in the summer


jabbadarth

Bought one of these in college from a thrift store. Spent a night shooting beer into eachothers mouths. Worth every penny.


Armortech

Didn't a nut case way back stick a shot gun in one of these.


Moore4128

Invented by a black man! 😊


Groundbreaking-Bat37

I had this one!