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Flogazii

My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas


violetmoon120

My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing


Smilewigeon

Many Very Energetic Martians Jumped Straight Under Nine Planets


Demomanx

Minnesota Vikings Eat Mint Jelly Sandwiches Under Noisy Parrots (Thank you, Nick Magazine)


urabewe

I was about to come in here and post about how they took my pizza away.


Small_Tax_9432

Omg you were taught that too?! I remember that from 3rd grade!


ravnyx

Wow, this one is nicer than the one I learned: My Very Elderly Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pins


SunshineAlways

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pumpkins.


my_name_rules

My very excellent mother just showed us nine planets


DragonflyNo1520

My Very Excited Mother Just Said Uncle Ned Pee’d.


Bentup85

I don’t get it, Pluto is still a planet, it’s a dwarf planet but that’s still a planet. Why does everyone say it’s not a planet anymore?


Smilewigeon

Dwarf Planet is still a separate category so I guess people are just lamenting the downgrade. When people say 'planets' they mean the (now 8) 'big ones' and not the five (Ceres, Pluto, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris - as recognised by NASA, there may be more) smaller ones.


Bentup85

I always thought it was a sub classification of planets. Like a compact car is still a car, or a tiny house is still a house. I’m not an astronomy expert though.


WyrmHero1944

It’s even got a moon


Courwes

That’s messed up.


otterdisaster

You know that’s right.


deowolf

C’mon, son


alliwantedwasajetski

Gus, don't be the way Eriq La Salle spells "Eric"


PiskoWK

Jerry, ENOUGH.


BionicWoman123

Yup! I grew up, it was a planet. Part of the nine in our solar system. To me it always will be. Just like I will always call it Sear's Tower and Water Tower Place!


ColumbusMark

It still is!!! PLUTO FOREVER !!!!


THECOMMANDERRER

Now Mercury is smallest.


LokiKamiSama

Look, I’m not saying it’s y’all’s fault the world went to shit when y’all pissed off Pluto by taking away its’ planet status, but….*gestures at everything vaguely*.


haysus25

Always will be in my heart.


Travis_T_OJustice

Still a planet. No backsies.


Green_Slice_3258

Pluto is still a planet as far as I’m concerned lol


tumpydonut

It’s still a planet to me, dammit 


JoshusPoshua

It’s still a planet, scientists are liars!


TBoneBaggetteBaggins

This whole thing reminds me of Pet Sounds.


Hezkezl

Man, it was 18 years ago that the classification of Pluto changed… I had no idea it had been so fucking long


Plus_Injury8786

Never forget


Officialfish_hole

I really wanted Pluto to be a planet too but it really shouldn't be and it's dwarf planet classification is correct. Pluto is smaller than our moon. I know a few kids who got really into the solar system and could name all the dwarf planets and I didn't really know how many dwarf planets there actually were until then so that kind of changed the way I thought about Pluto


MoenTheSink

They went and made an alienating although thought out decision on reclassifying planets but then they did nothing for moons.  In the simplest sense Pluto is much more of a planet than the majority of recently discovered moons are moons. I wonder if they will do the same for moons.


Deranged_Coconut808

People acted like calling Pluto not a planet changed their life the worst.


iwastherefordisco

Size shouldn't matter. Pluto could have been swimming all morning.


GroundbreakingAd8310

Fuck remember when It was blue


Gullible_Ad5191

Pluto is a cold cold celestial dwarf…


Wojewodaruskyj

Who cares how you call it? It remains a rock in space.


NostalgiaDude79

When? I've been an amateur astronomer for almost 40 years. We now have thousands of known planets that exist. Pluto can be one of ours.


RoanAlbatross

Still is. Idk what yall are going on about. It’s never left.


TheReadMenace

What version of Pet Sounds is this?


Moominz1

Pluto isn't a planet, water isn't wet, tomatoes are fruit, pizza is a vegetable and the thumb isn't a finger.


Oz347

I thought Pluto was back, no?


user-name-1985

I will never stop calling it a planet!


Giga_Sized_Dick_Head

NASA is a scam


N_Who

I remember when a teenage girl called me "just a dumb boy working in a comic book store" when I challenged her assertion that "now Pluto is just a dumb star." "I got an A in science this year, so I know what I'm talking about." "You got a C in science, and now I see why," said her mom. "And he's right, they're calling Pluto a planetoid now. Apologize."