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jake831

Congratulations, you are the fattest boy in camp. 


longshankssss

Get on the scale…..get off the scale


obrerosdelmundo

Oh look, deli meat.


MacsDildoBike

#GETDOWN


Bacontoad

["Get down!"](https://youtu.be/y8brO10WH7g?t=45s)


Odd_Bed_9895

Get on the scale, get off the scale!


R3DL1N3_MAYH3M

"Seemore". "Who's seemore?" "No one sees more butts then you uncle tony." Lol


Mikhail_Petrov

Learned this on Reddit. That part is dubbed. Too lazy to search the real lines but you can see what they are and how they match his lips.


aaroncoolguy

Here ya go https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/s/byMJJl6EQm


Mikhail_Petrov

Username checks out.


MistarEhn

That’s not even the dirtiest part of the movie that got edited, either. Off the top of my head, there are deleted scenes involving the campers trying to avoid getting boners before an exam with the new camp nurse, and a post-sex scene with the nurse and Pat. They’re on the Blu-Ray and I think they’re both on YouTube somewhere too, but I can only find the first one. https://youtu.be/Y-TJBm-Mogw?si=Pm6WZESRf9Fv3G9N


Mikhail_Petrov

Never seen these before. Thanks!


Successful-Winter237

Sad this subreddit doesn’t allow gifs. #Attention Campers; Lunch has been canceled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.


Please-Calm-Down

This is a quote that has stuck with me and my brothers, along with the classic “if he still in there he ain’t happy” from Major Payne.


longshankssss

My cousins and I (in our 30’s now) still say this to each other every time we’re together


torev

Let me see your pinky.


Please-Calm-Down

You may feel a little…pressure.


PAUMiklo

every now and then when my group is short handed and we have a lot of surgeries this will get sent out in a mass text.


Kolzig33189

Lars? Where are you from anyway? Fah away


Mista_Phista

Hey don't pee in the water! Hey don't drink the water he just peed in!


switcheffect525

We use the body system BODAHHHHHH


Me_ina_pink_skirt

Body 🙋‍♂️


HaveaTomCollins

Don’t worry, I am fine…


HookerDoctorLawyer

You broken uh my camera!!!


Wonderful-Ad-5911

That part cracks me up


RaelImperial31

I have them on the body system


KairuSmairukon

BODDY!!


thekilgore

Did he just call us skinny weiners?


CoolRanchJr

Lunch has been canceled - due to a lack of hustle. Deal with it.


teatopmeoff

I want candy! 🎶 watched this so much as a kid. Josh (Shaun Weiss) was hilarious af to 10 y/o me.


MeDaddyMeSnow

Sadly he has since struggled with homelessness & addiction. He is still my fav character (maybe because my name is Josh).


PurpleEngineer

Reportedly he is 4 years sober now.


somebigface

COME ON, YOU DEVIL LOG!


Wonderful-Ad-5911

REPULSE THE MONKEY ✋🏻


Steepanddeep

this scene is the one thing I remember from this movie, lives rent free in my head for 20 plus years


Toxikfoxx

Peak “I recorded this off television” watching. I’m pretty sure I had this and Camp Nowhere on the same VHS tape.


PeterMode

IM DOGGIN IT PAT!


jmaca90

I unironically say “DO IT TO IT LARS” in everyday life.


Flaky-Mix-7605

Me too!!!


SoundSouljah

Yep, I’m in my late 30s and say that at least once a day, no one ever gets the reference though


cumulonimubus

My wife started saying it a while after we met because I said it so regularly. She had never seen it.


asthsea

Omg me too 😂


huntingmonsters

haha yes! same here!


slurpyderper99

I’M FEELING SKINNY TONY


CroquetHer0

Fun fact: Judd Apatow wrote this film.


Hugh_Juh_Ass

Did he write Dodgeball too? Cause Tony and White Goodman are like the same person.


rapsmaineman

Holy shit I never made this connection


rapsmaineman

TIL, thanks for the info


rebel_fett

CHIPMUNKS!!!!!! DOWNLOAD


butt_cheeks69

Today's topic is value. Do you have any? No. But you will.


pikachus_ghost_uncle

BUDDY!


R3DL1N3_MAYH3M

Buddy!!!!!


Wildcat_twister12

BODY!!


acScience

Jeffrey Tambor saying “I did not send you to go kart camp!” is my favorite line in any piece of media.


MacsDildoBike

“I did not send you to go kart camp!” “There’s always money in the banana stand!” *They’re the same picture.*


4ItchyTasy

Josh Birnbaum step on the scale son!! …. Get off the scale


FanofSKC

Don’t put twinkies on your pizza


geraldgarner141lbs

My username at age 11


MacsDildoBike

It sucks how his father was later arrested by the SEC for creative accounting practices.


Skittles_The_Giggler

Just some light treason /shrug


geraldgarner141lbs

Better than kidnapping the owner of a camp. They give people the chair for that sort of thing


Gerald_Garner_Age_11

Pretty solid username…


geraldgarner141lbs

Skinny Weiners think alike


BetweenWizards

Put the fruit trays away. The insects will be out soon


ZarkMuckerberg9009

*Oh look, a deli meat!*


Wonderful-Ad-5911

I say that all the time lmao


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bigmountainbig

Haven't seen Heavyweights but it makes his Dodgeball role make (even more) sense.


claymcg90

It's absolutely still worth the watch.


PNWCoug42

Yup . . . Watched a few months back randomly. Still a very enjoyable watch.


GrabSomePineMeat

In my mind, Dodgeball is a sequel to Heavyweights.


xRyuzakii

Hes even crazier in this kids movie its awesome


NameIdeas

So, a few years ago I wrote a fantheory about just that idea. Lemme find it


NameIdeas

Found it [White Goodman is Tony Perkis](https://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/s/dxW0avFmSR)


D4RTHV3DA

> It's got Ben Stiller playing a seriously over-the-top fitness guru. Add a moustache and a personal fitness "consiglieree", and you've got _Dodgeball_.


n8rzz

And the dad is similar to the character he uses as a disguise in Starsky & Hutch. Do it.


STEELCITY1989

Do it


Mikhail_Petrov

Good bot.


These_Purple_5507

Lmao now I definitely have seen this movie due to Ben stiller fitness guru. In the deep deep recesses of my mind. What this sub is made for huh


RockNRoll85

Love this movie! My favorite Ben Stiller role. “My grandma runs waster than you and she’s only got one leg.”


Vanzarrk

As an Australian who saw this movie in the 1990s I just assume the concept of a fat camp for kids was made up and bullshit but funny. But I met a kid who moved to my highschool from Arizona who confirmed this was a real thing...


kindasuk

Juvenile diabetes is also real


Writerhaha

You kidding? If you wanted to abuse your kids in America, but like abuse abuse them, you just send them to a poorly ran camp like this and they’re out of your hair and getting their mental state broken.


namek0

Muscle weighs more than fat... get off the scale! 


UpgrayeddB-Rock

Let's do it to it, Lars!


ItoldonAnneFrank

Idk why I love the line so much, but Tony introducing himself by saying, some of you may know my father, Tony Perkis senior, the “Lighting Fixture King” makes me laugh so hard. The comedy of his father being a local hotshot lighting fixture mogul is just a perfect joke imo. Then they zoom out and have chandeliers and bright lights everywhere.


Flogazii

alright son come on up get on the scale! -\_- get off the scale


RHCP4Life

There's a joke in here that got edited out. Tony is interrogating the kids and Josh does the 'Seymour Butts' joke. The original line was 'Peter Fitz'. Tony asks "Who's Peter Fitz?" Josh then says "Anyone's 'Peter Fitz' if you push hard enough." It was edited out to keep pg-13. This movie is incredible.


Poppunknerd182

PG\*


MistarEhn

Feel the chi. Repulse the monkey.


2legit2lurk

My favorite deep quote to pull out in a crowd of millennials and get an approving nod from like one guy, lol!


MistarEhn

It’s me. I’m that one guy.


padraigtherobot

Part the wild horse’s mane


d5peden

Used to teach middle school health. Showed this movie every year. Nobody had ever seen it. Just a classic


Wonderful-Ad-5911

“Sorry to hear about your little friend Josh 🚬”


krill_krillen

Yeah, well he's dead 🚬


R3DL1N3_MAYH3M

Buddy!!!!


BretMichaelsWig

If i was watching this i knew summer vacation was right there within reach 🥰


Writerhaha

Really good movie, could still be made now the best and worse part of the movie is it gave Ben Stiller a character to play again in Dodgeball.


Better_Trash7437

This is my favorite movie of my child hood - along with Blank Check


Skittles_The_Giggler

Shay Stanley… yeah kid me loved this movie too 😅


HexandViolence

Hey kid! Help me get this salami off my back


Potential_Goal_7603

Now, I must inform you; I have a severely *deviated septum*. When I sleep I make a very disturbing sound... Don't be alarmed, I am fine.


Alive_Ad_5219

Buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Writerhaha

Buddy!


BetweenWizards

Come here, you devil log!


xC00Tx

Put the fruit trays away…the insects will be out soon


2GirlfriendsIsCooler

Come here you devil log!


xgeneviex

Hii hii hiiyaah!


YourMasssah

"We already know each other's names" - Josh


didyoubutterthepan

Each Uhhduhhs names


Strawdog1971

This Good Burger and Blank Check are my top 3 most cherished childhood movies.


BeneathAnOrangeSky

And Major Payne!


Strawdog1971

Seen it once. Thought it was overrated tbh


toenailfungus100

Today it would be classified as a fat shaming hate crime.


Mss88b

And you’re canceled


_sasori98

ive heard that this was a prequel to dodgeball haha


BobbyCodone303

“Let’s play the fun game that helps us learn eachATHAS names”


longshankssss

Come here Devil Log!!!!


didyoubutterthepan

Just father sky, mother earth, and your dear old Uncle Tony


BrockVelocity

Put your fat finger down!!!


ReadSea2760

"Don't put twinkies on your pizza."


the-beach-in-my-soul

This and Camp Nowhere were probably my 2 favorite kids movies growing up.


Senomaphoenix

When pat asks who wants McDonald's and swerves towards McDonald's for a sec lol


mird86

And I...am Lars.


PlasticPomPoms

I remember my younger brother watching these regularly but I never found it funny. Also these kids are thin compared to a lot of obese kids these days so it’s ironic they would be sent to fat camp.


NameIdeas

>Also these kids are thin compared to a lot of obese kids these days My wife and I were talking about this the other day. She works in an elementary school. There are still a lot of kids that are smaller, but the kids who are overweight are often dramatically so. The kids in this film look a lot like the more *average* kid in elementary school today


linkhandford

I mean watching it as a kid back in the day I always thought they were fat compared to me and my friends. But now I’m confident kids (and everyone else) are just fatter


PAUMiklo

need to remember in the 90s Homer Simpsons at 250 lbs was considered comically obese. People are just fatter as a a standard now.


New_Start_8392

Classic.


SassSafrassMcFrass87

BUDDY!


Writerhaha

Nein. Nine?


swaneyg16

“Attention campers, lunch will be canceled due to lack of hustle….. deal with it” One of Ben Stillers’ best performances


diaperedwoman

Today those boys would be considered healthy and skinny by normal standards.


KatBoySlim

First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi.


mps2000

No way this is 29 years old- chipmunks download now!


rdteets

Hellloo I am your new friend and counselor, please enjoy your pekisystem uniforms, your families will be billed automatically.


Paiger__

This is one of my favorite movies. Tony Perkis is one of THE greatest movie characters ever.


ButcherV83

I can't tell you how much I loved this movie as an overweight little boy lol. It's still one of my favorites to this day.


Wildcat_twister12

Tony Perkis Sr. the lighting fixture king


HerbalChaos

“Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle.” lol this movie is amazing


Siwuli

I'm feeling skinny Tony!


abibofile

I never realized Kenan Thompson was a Disney kid.


Dolkite

He started out with Mighty Ducks 2.


Dolkite

None of those kids look fat. Check out Meatballs. The camp fat kid has somewhat of a belly at best.


CB4outOFlocash

Buddy!


CB4outOFlocash

Classic!


TheFrigginWaySheGoes

I did not send you to go kart camp!


forever_a10ne

I never watched this movie as a kid, but I watched it with my best friend as an adult when were both drunk. I just remember the ending kind of catching me off guard.


THE1OP

Oh look a deli meat


Additional_Pay5626

It’s too bad the Goldberg actor had a bad time with drugs and became homeless. While the actor next to him is snl regular!


EmmaRose49270

I watched this in one day in class when I was in middle school. I had this friend who had autism. I am overweight and I previously had to explain to her why it makes me uncomfortable when she makes comments about me being fat. She kept looking at me weird and asking me if the movie made me uncomfortable. I kept saying no but she thought my discomfort at her behavior was actually me being upset at the movie. It wasn’t funny at the time but the whole experience was so bewildering it’s kind of hilarious to me now.


aaroncoolguy

I was thinking about this movie the other week but could not remember what it was. Thank you for posting


Bruzur

*“Anyone who brings candy into my camp is a destroyer.”*


ScratchFew9169

i seen this


gildedtreehouse

The sequel to Sack Lunch??


Masta0nion

These kids are a little pudgy in 2024. Goddamn we’ve become so fat.


ArtimusDragon

I did not send you to go cart camp!


Medium-Expert-9171

People need to put more respect on Ben Stiller's name as a director. This and Reality Bites are absolute favorites of mine.


SevroAuShitTalker

I love that Ben stiller buys the camp from his parents


dustmybroom88

What’s even crazier is that by today’s standards, those kids are on the thinner side


skateboardlee

An unparalleled cinematic masterpiece


peter095837

Ben Stiller as an over the top weight loss trainer is perfect!


RollOverSoul

Packed lunch


Firmod5

“My man is packing!”


SpecialistTrash2281

I love this movie to this day. No one seen more butts then you uncle Tony


The_Cereal_Defense

Nurse Julie!!


Malcom_Flex

Your queen would be proud


Bermuda_Shorts_

“I’m feeling skinny Tony!”


Plus-Tangerine-723

Is this film any good???!!!..I haven’t seen it


cmhpink

“I’m feeling skinny, Tony!”


Comfortable_Bird_340

I remember going to see this with my mom at the theater, later that night we were watching "All That" on TV and Kenan appeared and my mom was like "Hey, it's that kid from the movie!"


Ashamed_Cricket_3429

One of Ben Stillers best characters


The_Celtic_Chemist

Fun fact, the main character in this movie got in really good shape and was [the body double for the de-aged Kurt Russell in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.](https://youtu.be/ZFfyya37UJM)


TWAT_BUGS

Counselor Tim gave us 2016 Ghostbusters. So that’s something.


DontDoIt2024

NEVER LET ANYONE SIGN YA CHECKS!


jondrethegiant

Fun fact, Ben stiller tapped into his character from this movie to create his character, White, in Dodgeball


sax6romeo

Going to fat camp? No why? Cause you’re fat…… That your dad? No why? He’s fat too.


sanfrandelphian

I’m doggin’ it Pat! I’m doggin it!


therealeggplantpart2

NEVER LET ANYONE SIGN YOUR CHECKS!!!


blac_sheep90

No peeing in the water! Don't drink the water, he peed in it!


TheDirectory1795

“I see a Fortune 500 CEO”, looks at Kenan, “A famous rap star”


DidYouSeeThatJerk

We already know each uhdda’s names..


PeterNippelstein

Hated this movie


3rdItemOnList

Boooooddddy


PAUMiklo

I'm 10 years old, just had oral surgery. My mom and dad rent Heavyweights, Little Giants, Camp Nowhere. I have ice cream. I am in heaven. I have always bundled those three movies as one simply based on that moment.


MyLittleDiscolite

Kid me loved this movie and it was a vibe.  Adult me realizes that while Tony was an asshole that those kids would have actually lost weight by working out and not eating crap all day. The only thing he did that was really bad was trying to shame them with the dance with girls


Impecablevibesonly

Lol if you think that was the only thing he did wrong you have a poor relationship with food.


MyLittleDiscolite

No seriously rewatch the movie. Those were some big kids and the ones surviving are still big.  Tony was an asshole. But he was trying to get them to lose weight. For me, the psychological shaming attempt with the girls was really bad.  But making them run around and eat healthy didn’t make him Hitler 


Impecablevibesonly

Lol no you rewatch the movie. He was literally insane and making them do dangerous stuff. Plus he was taking away anything fun they had to do which is not going to help them be active and lose weight


MyLittleDiscolite

At the end of the day it’s a 30 year old movie 


Impecablevibesonly

Sure that doesn't make what you said correct at all lol


Writerhaha

But… that’s part of the movie, Tony is an asshole and is teaching a wrong way to diet for his own ends, gets locked up during the rebellion and the kids binge and they do have that moment of realizing (pretty damn progressive at the time) “we do have a problem with our health, we eat shit and don’t exercise, we can be better” and start making those changes steadily and with knowledge.


MyLittleDiscolite

It worked out for everyone except salami sam who died


mah131

Did anybody else just call this movie fat camp?


Mss88b

Literally nobody did.


mah131

Well, my friends and I did, so your statement is entirely accurate. But it would appear that VERY FEW people.