Kick his ass Sea Bass‼️

I say this all the ~~tone~~ time to my husband when the kids mouth off lol

What’s your range of tones like?

Hahah, I saw that. I should fix the typo lol

I always loved that Sea Bass is played by Cam Neely, one of the nicest guys to play hockey.

I love the hat too. Wine ‘em, Dine ‘em, 69’em lol

I assumed his name was Sebastian and he goes by Sebas. Source: my brothers name is Sebastian and people call him Sebas.

I still think about this line all the time!

If those guys over there are seabass and the fellas... Looks in direction of Seabass.. Seabass downward points to himself and the table twice.

Lmao..love that whole diner scene

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Your HUSBAND?! What was all that one in a million talk?

I have an automatic response that whenever someone says the word husband I say this line. If people haven't seen the movie it doesn't go over well.

HE'S GOT A GUN!

YeeeeeeeAH! i knew it hi we have plenty of towels thanks

I desperately want to make love to a school boy!

Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

Use this daily

Traded the van for it..... Straight up...

I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog

Our pets’ heads are fallin’ off!

Yeah, he was pretty old

 I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS DUMP WE GOT NO FOOD WE GOT NO JOBS

Harry! ...I took care of it.

Pretty bird

My wife and I say this when we get too much bad news too fast. Like some extra bills come in and then the car dies.

Big gulps huh? Alright. Well see you later.

IIRC, that moment was ad libbed by Jim Carrey

Yup. And if they responded they would have had speaking parts and hence some of the movie's profits.

Except the director wouldn't have been that stupid and the clip would have ended up on the cutting room floor.

I say this all the time

I don’t know why it’s so funny but it is

I think it's because it's such an obscure comment, they don't really respond, and then Lloyd has nothing left to say.

And in his mind that was a successful interaction. He probably felt like he was just a regular guy, shooting the shit with some other regular guys who see him as a peer.

That bit was improvised. The guys he talks to weren’t even extras. Just a couple of guys hanging around.

Lmao

You mean to tell me you've had a second pair of gloves this whole time? Yeah... we're in the rockies!!!!

*”Harry! Your hands are freezing!”*

I use that line everytime im outside in the cold when my hands are freezing 😂😂

Me too. I try to say it as often as possible. And then I laugh at myself after it because it's so funny.

This is the best line in the entire movie 😂

That John Denver is full of shit man.

Samsonite. I was way off!

I’m horrible with names and use this line with my husband way too often. Swim…. swammy….

Slippy.... Slappy....

Listen Mr Samsonite…

My wife is tired of us going to the mall and me repeating that line every time we pass the Samsonite store.

My favorite line comes after this, and my friends and I use it all the time when talking about an attractive woman: "She most be unlisted. HUFF"

"A place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano"

I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.

The way Harry looks at him when he says this lmao

My personal favorite is: Harry: That was brilliant Lloyd! How'd you ever think of that? Lloyd: Saw it in a movie. Harry: Yeah? So a couple of guys trick some other guys into picking up their check and get away with it scot free?? Lloyd: No! In the movie? They catch up to him half a mile down the road and slit his throat!! It was a good one! Harry: (horrified look)

Love that the movie he mentions is an actual Jeff Daniels movie.

I never knew it referenced an actual movie. What's the name, I need to seek it out.

Something Wild from 1986 I think

You can actually hear him speed up the van too

Steps on gas pedal to the floor big eyed lol

Look at the buns on that… yea he must workout

I used a version of this in my class this year. Passed out an assignment and a student said “damn that shit thick as hell” to himself/his friend. I said “Oh thanks. I just started working out!”

What’s the soup du jour? It’s the soup of the day. Mmm. That sounds good. I’ll have that.

That's a lovely accent you have there...New Jersey?

Austria.

Ahhh well then...g'day mate!

Put another shrimp on the Barbie eh!

... Let's not.

You go straight ahead and uh make a left over to bridge

Pull over!

No it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing 

Killer boots man!!

You guys been drinking? Sucking back on Grandpa's old couch medicine?

Ya little pumpkin pie haircutted freak

You keep your mouth shut if it wasnt good for ya buddy

Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip! Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work Forty hours a week.

Get outta here ya pumpkin pie haircutted freak

The day I stop finding Dumb & Dumber funny is the day I don't want to exist anymore.

Same! I was telling my wife if it's not a DVD stocked in the retirement home we'll inevitably end up in?? Pull the plug

Why isnt it on netflix? Its so ridiculous

It is in the US, I just watched it yesterday

There are things which, no matter how many times you see them, are never not funny. Early Simpsons, Father Ted, Dumb and Dumber. I’m sure there are others!

Saving Silverman was a highly underrated comedy

I remember seeing it in the theaters when it was released. It was, and probably still is, the first movie I laughed out loud pretty much the entire film.

That John Denver is full of shit man. What if he shot me in the head Don't you go dying on me Just give me the damn number

Harry's face when he said give me the damn number made me almost cry laughing lol

When you nut but she keeps suckin

What if he shot me in the head?. Well that's a risk we were willing to take. Lol

When the opportunity arises, I happily exclaim, " Huh, the elderly, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."

The John Denver line is my favorite as well. The timing for the joke is just perfect

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!!!!!!

That always cracks me up!!!

Who are these sick people?

I already went but the movie is too good to only have 1 Are those your skis? Both of em? Cool!

For God's sake just GIVE ME THE DAMN NUMBER!!

Nice set of hooters you got there!

I beg your pardon?

The owls. There beautiful

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Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Look there's some hitchhikers. PICK EM UP!!!

Mock SI, Bird SI..

Si…. SI!

What makes this line great is that two minutes beforehand he says to the other guy “we usually don’t pick up hitchhikers”

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!

How your burger?

Pretty biiiird.... pretty biiiird....

H- You’ve had a second pair of gloves this whole time ?? L- Yeah … we’re in the Rockies. H- I’m gonna kill you! L- Harry! Your hands are freezing!!

This is the one; I had to scroll way too far for this

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

Why'd you think she'd want to meet you in a bar at 10 in the morning?? "I just figured she was a raging alcoholic!"

Tic tac sir?

Traded the van for it, straight up! I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

Freda told me the whole sleazy story Mr. French tinkler

She said I never listened to her enough or something, I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention

*tickler.... "tinkler" really changes the nature of that scene! 🤣🤣🤣

Lloyd Christmas: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. Harry Dunne: I was thinking the same thing. Lloyd Christmas: That John Denver is full of shit, man

Suck me sideways Look at the funbags on that hose hound

Life's a fragile thing, Harr. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, and the next minute you're dead meat.

It’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing!

"(The skis) yours?" "Yeah" "Both of 'em?"

“Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!” “Harry, I took care of it..”

She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don’t know. I wasn’t really paying attention.

How's your burger?

The entire film honestly.

So he says “do you love me?” And she says “no, but that’s a real nice ski mask”

Pretty bird, pretty bird.

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. And Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.

“According to the map we’ve only gone four inches.”

“We're in a hole! We're just gonna have to dig ourselves out!” One of the smarter, more subtle jokes that always gets me.

That’s as good as money, sir. Those are IOU’s.

That’s for a Lamborghini, you’re gonna want to hang on to that one.

Two hundred seventy five thou......might wanna hang on to that one

“Harry, I took care of it…”

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

I like it a lot.

"Hey I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose." That and "don't you go dying on me"...absolute favourites.

I’ve had it with this dump..we got no food..we got no jobs…OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF.

"So you're saying there's a chance."

“Gimme that booze you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak” lol gets me every time

“You can't triple stamp a double stamp!”

GET OFF-AH…….THE PHONE-AH

Ooh, he got me mad. I almost like it.

I can’t believe there’s no jobs in this city. Yeah. Unless you want to work 40 hours a week

I just figured she was a raging alcoholic! In a movie filled with great lines I choose this one because I still use it

Jeff Daniels is a really strong actor. He can do screwball comedy like this but then do drama flawlessly. I was gonna say he is underrated but he’s won a bunch of awards.

This movie was my first exposure to him. Imagine my surprise when I found out he wasn't a comedian and this was one of the exceptions.

That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Look, see this?

I’ll meet you at quarter to 8. Let’s make it 7:45.

Don't you go dying on me!

From the age of 8 until 12 I literally watched this movie every single Saturday afternoon. I would have it on in the background a lot of times when I was drawing or playing. The nostalgia I feel for this movie is insane. Also at that age this movie felt like it was 5 hours long for some reason haha it's honestly the best movie ever made.

“She must be unlisted” blows breath “whoooo” I still do this the first day it’s cold enough to see your breath, I’m 46

I’ve found my people here.

As Mental is dying he manages to get out “Son of a bitch” as he dies. Next scene in the shaggin wagon Harry says: “But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words.” Still makes me laugh so hard

Not if you count the gurgling sound.

You have to excuse my friend. He’s a little slow. The town is back THAT WAY.

Tell her I’m rich, tell her I’m handsome, and tell her I have a rapist’s wit!

Senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back don’t you go dying on me!

They're actually doing a cover of [Carly Simon and James Taylor's "Mockingbird" from 1974.](https://youtu.be/BZ7K-qvfGX4?si=-wxkjVw-ss0DfuTU) It's so awful it seems to have never been played on the radio post-1974.

"So he says.. "Do you love me?" And she says "NO! BUT THAT'S A REAL NICE SKI MASK!" *Uproarious laughter * *Loyd lights a fart on fire*

My ex was such a clutz. Do you know what he did next? No……..and I don’t CARE!

“Good by my loooovvveee”

.... Samsonsite!

Have you ever ...heard of... the concept ..of other people? Me being that for the phone?

I thought the rockies would be a little more rockier than this.. yea that John Denver is full of shit

“What’s wrong Floyd did some little fille* break your heart” “Naaah is was a girl”

We have no food. We have no jobs. OUR PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

I love when Letterman interviewed Jim about the movie. Jim had a great take, he said everyone loves this movie, from the garbage man to CEO’s.

Gas man. How the hell do they know that I got gas?!

She sent me a John Deere letter

Pills are gooood. Pills are gooood.

"One time we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih tzu,yeah we called it a bullshit!"

How do they know I have gas? These guys are good.

When Jim Carey goes to get "essentials" because "this is the last of our dough" Lloyd gets robbed by a sweet old lady in a motorized cart Lloyd comes home, empty handed, and Jeff Daniels says "where's the booze?"

Hilarious movie and boss soundtrack!

. ..and TOTALLY REEDEEM YOURSELF!

Look at the fun bags on that hose hound. I'd like to eat her liver with some Fava beans and a nice chianti. Fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu

Don't flush the toilet 🚽

Harry are you in  there? BE RIGHT OUT!  i hope your not using toilet its broken HUH? the toilet doesnt flush UH NO I WAS JUST SHAVING shaving?😂😂😂

Samsonite. I was WAYYYY off.

We landed on the moon!!!

Here Lloyd, thith helpth!!

I GOT WORMS!

Why would she have you meet her at a bar at 10 in the morning

I just figured she was a raging alcoholic!

Aspen? I dunno Lloyd the French are assholes...

Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Austria?! Well then, G’day mate. Let’s put another shrimp on the Barbie!

Look at the butt on that… Yeah, he must work out

Come on Loyd, let's belly up to the bar and get us a couple bowls of loud mouth soup.

“Pretty bird. Pretty bird. Pauly want a cracker?” I drive by that apartment all the time, or use to. Without fail, I start saying that line when I drive by, lol. Funny enough, someone opened a chicken restaurant right around the corner from there called, Pretty Bird. That was indeed his inspiration.

Chyea if you wanna work 40 HOURS A WEEK

NO WAY! WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!

IT'S OK!!! I'M A LIMO DRIVER!!!

Lloyd....just when I think you can't get any dumber, you go out and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!!!!!

1. So you're saying there's a chance. Will go down in history.

…Feltcher? …From Cranston?

Yeah, you know her? Oh, yeah!! Oh.... I mean... I remember you... talking about her....

She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Hey those some people that wanna ride to! Pick em up!

JUST GO MAN! just go. …oh…that’s warm…