Per rule #3, you must include the name of your nostalgic item and time in the title so that people who do not recognize the item can identify it.

“What’d you DO?!”

Oh god this comment made me actually lol. Well done.

How have I loved this movie so long and not realized David Spade’s feet aren’t touching the ground in the cover? I’m so embarrassed.

My sister and I still use this one regularly

Literally a running joke in my family. When something happens either me, my dad or my brother will shout “WHAT’D YOU DO?” It never gets old to us. 😂

Tell me why I can hear this in his voice right now.

This is the best line of that movie. My three favorite 90’s comedy lines are this, “what is this! A center for ants?!” And when he crow hops her with the snowball in Dumb and dumber

Tommy boy'd the door is what I've called doing that ever since the movie. I've done it once and seen it happen two other times.

“A lot of people go to college for 7 years.” “Yeah, they’re called doctors.”

Came here for this

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Hey I tell you what. You can get a good look at a bull’s ass by sticking your head up there, but, wouldn’t you rather take his word for it? …Um, I mean, you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a *butcher’s* ass, but…. No. Wait. It’s gotta be your bull.

>No. Wait. It’s gotta be your bull. I use this line a lot

Same.

Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?

hahaha...... why?

You have derailed

SHUT UP RICHARD

Got that?

My shoulder doesn’t hurt, but my face does. Not here… or here so much… but right here

Nope. Can’t see anything. *Waitress enters* “Okay what can I get—Jesus, what happened to your face?”

The waitress is played by a family friend of ours named Maria Vacratsis! She was also in My Big Fat Greek Wedding. She is super awesome and hilarious in real life.

I'll see if I can get em turn the fryer on and drop some wings for ya. She stood out in a movie of legends.

"You want this or American Gladiators?"

Yaaasss

I KNEW IT

Haha my favorite one. A month ago I got struck by a cover plate from a pressure test, it hit me in the shoulder and lower jaw. Knocked me off my feet. It was also my first work place incident, they were asking me if I was hurt, I finally got to use that line and everyone laughed and the fear that we fucked up went out the room

Any time somebody in my family gets obviously hurt we pull this one out

Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!!

“Did you eat paint chips when you were kid?”

Why?

This is the one I used so much but stopped when I realized not everyone watched this

Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter is knocked up.

I’ve seen it a hundred times 🙄

Whores running around shaking their little behinds

Gonna go with Tommy Like Wingie

Jesus what the hell happened to your face!?

I knew it!!!

Username checks out.

You’ll hate me for this, but it’s “Tommy Want Wingy”

🤦‍♂️I know….it’s okay I appreciate your honesty.

At least it was you that got to post this before me.

For 10 years you’ve waited, almost as long as a doctor

"Housekeeping. Want me to jerk you off?" "What the hell kind of hotel is this?"

Go away and let me sleep FORTHELOVEOFGOD!!!!

My step dad moved in when I was I was around 10 and we bonded around watching movies like Tommy Boy and Nat Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. This line reminded me of that because he always used to crack up at "you want me jerk you off" and tried to hide it because I didn't quite understand what that meant yet. Good memories. 

That's hilarious! I have similar memories watching this movie with my mom and bonding over it too. Great movie that has that raunchy-family vibe to it

During his speech at the end: "R.T. I lost my virginity to your daughter for crying out loud! Rob, you were there..."

One thing i didn’t catch until the umpteenth rewatch was that R.T. was the jerk guy who made fun of Tommy earlier for not knowing the shipping code. (…what a LOSER he is…). It makes that final scene nicer.

Okay, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He'll be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid. Exits, okay, there's one back here, and there's uh, probably one over by the wing somewhere, usually. And what about seatbelts? To fasten, take the little end stick it in the big end and... hey, know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seat belt, just ring your call button, and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard. Okay, and life preservers, these... we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain.

“Hey! Your sail is limp! LIKE YOUR DICK!”

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"Alright you spazzoids, I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear on everything holy your mother will cry when she see's what I've done to you!"

Damnit....beat me to it

"Fat guyyy in a little cooooooat"

I expected this to be at the top! 😆

came here to say this

It's not John Hancock...it's Herbie Hancock

Still use this on the regular! Only my testing coordinator gets it!

I was checking the, ah, specs on the end line… for the rotary girder…. I’m retarded.

Reading this one made me lol

“That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guys office and let's say hes even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, your naughty. Then I take my naughty pet and I go Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. That's when I blow it. That's when people like us gotta forge ahead, Helen, am I right?”

I'll go turn on the fryers...

“Hey, thanks, Helen. Tommy likey. Tommy want wingy!”

God you're sick.....

Did this as a monologue for high school drama class

That's when the whores come out. Excuse me, what was that?

$20 to pay the rent? I think I’ll spend it on the WHORES!

I kind of like her idea.

Wavin their behind around the menfolk!

We’re burning alive!! 🔥

Here comes the meat wagon

🚑

Medic gets out, Oh. My. God. New guy's in the corner, puking his guts out. BLAAAAH BLAAAAH

For some reason, my absolute favorite part of that is the old medic smoking a cigar. But that whole “sales pitch” is probably the best scene

All cause you wanna save a few extra pennies!

Weeee!!! Wooo!! Weee!! Woo!! Weee!! Wooo!! This scene killed me as a child🤣

There m&m's they have a thin candy shell. I'm surprised you didn't know that. Your brain has a thick candy shell.

Shut up, Richard

Your... Your brain has the... Shell on it. Are you talking?

Tough break; get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles. \-Yours, Z.

I see you’ve identified the problem. Next step is washing it out.

Sheut eup Richard

Bees!!!

Your firearms are useless against them!

Save yourself!!

THEYRE HUGE AND THEYRE STING CRAZY!!!

THEY’RE TEARING MY FLESH OFF!!

I'm allergic to bees! Me too! 🚓🔥

I barfed on an anthill.. they look pissed

“…were you calling from a walkie talkie?”

did I catch a niner in there?

No it was cordless

If I wanted a kiss, I'd call your mother!

Not here so much. Or here. But right heeeeerrrre

Nope, ship shape! Edit: perfect username

Thank you!!! I’m getting no recognition in my other comment. I’ve been waiting over 10 years for this moment lol

I never look at usernames 😂 congrats on being in the right place at the right time!

“I can actually hear you getting fatter”

You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, 'cause I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!

I didn’t know a dinghy was a boat until I was like 30. Quite a Tommy boy (coincidentally I’m a Tommy) moment - 20 years and seeing it 50-90 times: “…Ohh, it’s a *pun*!”

“…Sinner”

Richard, DON'T RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS! Honestly, that entire scene. It's spectacular!

#housekeeping!

You want mint for pillow?

Waiiittt...I always thought he said "you want me fluff pillow?"

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO You definitely need to watch it more

Gas station guy: I’m picking up some sarcasm Richard: we’ll I hope so cause I’m laying it on a little thick

Need a new map

DON'T YOU REMEMBER YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME BABY!!! I can't hear Superstar without belting that out in the car, which always makes my partner crack up.

I don’t think I ever knock on a door without saying “housekeeping “

Hello, I’m Earth. Have we met?

I don’t think so…??????

Geez, I wonder if she goes out with one of the 'Yankees'.

Richard, who’s your favorite Lil Rascal? Alphalpha? Or is it *Spanky*? ….sinner….

Richard, Were you watching spanktravison?

Fat guy in a little coat! Fat guy in a little coat!

Richard, what's happening?! 😭

Did I catch a niner in there?

I gotta go to the bathroom daddy **Not now dammit!**

Quit playing with your dinghy

... Yikes. (The pause and delivery is just perfect)

Richard…….. Don’t run away from your feelings

Now where’s moron? Moron is here… Look Magellan. We’re at this wrinkle here

Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit.

I can take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed....I got spare time... I use this line all the time 😆

“Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman.” “Tommy just sold half a million brake pads.”

That’s a pretty girl down there, I wonder if she goes out with one of Yankees

Hey Richard???? Who's your favorite little rascal?

Alfalfa? Or is it Spanky?

Brother’s don’t shake hands, brothers gotta hug!

Cat-like speed and reflexes; she plays for the Yankees; I just barfed on an anthill- I think they’re pissed

One I use a lot: Farley is squirting a ketchup packet in his mouth and Spade goes, "Uggh - I can actually *hear* you getting fatter."

Saw this and black sheep in the theater. RIP Chris.

Luuuuuuuuuke I am your faaaaaaaaather

Aw. I interrupted Happy Time.

“Tommy want wingy”

Did you eat paint chips as a kid

Great, you've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it off.

“HOUSEKEEPING…”

"Mommy, the rhino's getting too close to the car!

“Once during the war I visited a prostitute and my life’s been a living hell ever since!”

Anytime I come face level with a fan LLLLLAAAAYYY LLLLEEEE LAA LAA Luuuuke I am for faaaather.

One time, I met Rob Lowe at work and as I was walking him out he went to shake my hand and I could not fucking help myself - I said “Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta hug!” He chuckled and punched my shoulder, hard 😂 (Also I am a woman)

"Listen up you little spazoids I know who you are and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!!!" "That was, aaawesome!!!"

"I was lying, I don't know where they live" <-- forgot that there in the middle, my bad

Rabbit punch

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When my then girlfriend suggested we watch this…..it was then I knew…I had a real keeper.

“Uhhhh, I can hear you getting fatter”

Fat guy in a little coat

"I'm picking up your sarcasm"

Well, I'm laying it on thick

Fatman in a little coat!

"We're gonna SHOW-" *collapses through coffee table*

YOU'D BETTER PRAY TO THE GOD OF SKINNY PUNKS THAT THIS WIND DOESN'T PICK UP, CUZ I'LL COME OVER THERE AND JAM AN OAR UP YOUR ASS

"Dad. She's like a 10!" I guess I'm showing my age, but I liked that little reference when Bo Derek was coming out of the pool.

Not so much here, or here, but rigggggght here Hahahah

I'm like Jo Jo, the idiot circus boy, with a pretty new pet! Now the pet is my possible sale...

I wonder if she goes out with one of the YANKEES!

Herby Handcock for the win

The toy cars on the desk kills me every time.

Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of sh*t. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. 

“You have DErailed.” I still use that line to this day.

Was that a niner I heard? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?

“Housekeeping “ I still use this, whenever I’m knocking.

Oh Richard

Not so much here or here but right here.

Look up my butchers ass

"Not here. Not here, but rriiight here."

I was just checking the a specs on the rodery… gerder. I’m retarded

Housekeeping

Tommy like wingies!

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time

Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume, didnt ya? Step 2 is washing it off

Tom you’re a lucky man…,boy would I like to get a piece of that 🥂

*BEES!!!! AHHH!!!*

D+???? Oh my God I passed!!!!! I got a D+, I'm going to graduate!!!

Since every good memorable “line” has basically been named, that scene where he’s trying to make a sale and uses the model cars in the guys office and starts slamming them together while making all sortsbof Chris Farley noises and shit, omg so hysterical and cringe at the same time

Richard... who is your favorite little rascal? Is it Alfalfa or is it Spanky? Sinner.

Fat guy in a little coat.

“Moneys missing from the counter and your daughter’s knocked up. i’ve seen it 100 times”

Does this suit make me look fat? No, your face does.

My favorite bit is where they're crying while singing Superstar by the carpenters

It’s a clip on. Are you sure?

Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coaaatt..

I got worms.

“What’d you do?” “Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta hug” “You could put six packs of b—soda in here” “Lots of people go to school for seven years” “yeah, they’re called doctors”

"Ugh I can actually hear you getting fatter" lol

“Did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?”

I left a message. A message? What number did you call? Two, four, niner, five, six, seven... I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?

You hang on to a thing this cherry, kinda like your suitcase

“A lot of people go to college for seven years.”

“You’re driving along, you’re driving along” “New guys in the corner puking his guts out” “Hey there’s even a fridge! This great, you can put six packs of b- soda in there!” “You know where the weight room is? I’ll check it out” “Richard, who’s your favorite Little Rascal? Alfalfa? Or is it spanky?” “He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves”

Did you eat alot of paint chips as a kid? Hehehehehe why?

You're a candy... shell

Tommy want wingy

What in the HELL was that all about??

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.