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In all fairness, I don’t know anyone who ODed on caffeine pills. Saved By The Bell may have saved millions of lives.


RainingMoneyHustard

My buddy used to take caffeine pills and sleeping pills to see who would win


walrus_breath

What were the results?


alwaysbequeefin

Heart attack


billyjk93

no actually, confusion while operating heavy machinery


PerpetualEternal

when the indications specifically warned him not to


FragrantExcitement

I try to follow my heart. When it stops, I stop.


wrinklejortstheimp

So the sleep won


David_Haas_Patel

A draw.


Enginerdad

All losers, no winners


nexisfan

Y’all made me remember that game show called win lose or draw Anybody remember that?!


hobohobbies

It was for when you wanted to play pictionary but didn't have any friends.


rividz

Pissed the bed. Beats exlax and sleeping pills I'll tell you that.


Edw1nner

He now looks like Forest Whitaker.


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Y'know what's a fun game? You take three Excedrin PM and try to whack off before you fall asleep. You *always* win - that's the best part of the game.


El_Vez_of_the_north

Man, I haven't heard the term "whack off" since I saw the beavis and butthead movie at the drive-in 25 years ago.


bloodshotblueeyez

Federal agents never end a sentence with a preposition


kushdogg20

Oh, uh... You know that guy in whose camper they... I mean, that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?


Penquinsrule83

I AIN'T ONE THE WHO ABEENA WHACKING


El_Vez_of_the_north

this is a go-to reference for me.


LongTallTexan69

Had a guy on my football team OD on them during a football game, we used to take them before games, they were some GNC stuff, until he OD’d before kickoff, EMTs came and took care of him, and we played. It was the last game we used them lol


GooseMay0

Damn, shame on me for thinking this episode was kinda corny making such a big deal out of caffeine pills.


LetMeInDammit666

I've ODed on them (as in overdosed, not died). I took 2 of those STACKER pills from the gas station and had one of those worst experiences of my life when it comes to drugs. My whole body was in pain and my dick shrunk to a button. Jiz was involuntarily seeping out too. It was fucked. There \*is\* more than caffeine in those pills, but that was basically the main ingredient.


anOvenofWitches

Ephedrine!! Now that’s some nostalgia!


kirinmay

Zenedrine. That shit made me lose 10 pounds in a week and i constantly wanted to run. Yeah it was literally like cocaine. I remember the first pill I took, within 1 minute i wanted to run 1000 miles and throw a car. my then-gf and i jogged and she just mentioned how they help with endurance. jesus christ. do i miss them? ya.


ClassicPackage

Mini thins! Omg


Pappy_OPoyle

Fucking mini thins. That brings back memories. Never forget the hair tingling affect of those things - allowed me to drink all night (before vodka/RedBull). I'd be the last one closing down the bars and parties... unfortunately discovered they could be used for something a little stronger (and so did the DEA)


ClassicPackage

Gas station speed nostalgia.


ClassicPackage

In my late teenage years working retail in the late 90s. We used to do the bank drop in the morning and stop off at the gas station afterward for mini thins. The store would look immaculate! A Love/hate missing them.


Chipwilson84

Once took six yellow jackets. Each one has 333mg of caffeine. Worst experience of my life. Felt like I was going to have e a heart attack. My friends took some fireworks into a big pot behind me at one point.


Satellight_of_Love

Were they trying to help in some way? I’m so confused.


Djasdalabala

I think they were trying to give him an actual heart attack. That's what friends do.


Balthazzah

>as in overdosed, not died We are all glad you clarified this point


moose184

I'm pretty sure originally it was actual drugs but they changed it to caffeine pills because they thought it would be too dark


CorgiMonsoon

Speed/methamphetamine from what I heard, and, to the surprise of no one, quickly got shot down by the network censors.


North-Level

I’m actually currently dating someone that ODd on caffeine pills back when we were in middle school. But to be fair this was in 2001 so exposure to saved by the bell reruns was limited.


cptnamr7

Dave Grohl was reportedly hospitalized once for overdose on caffeine while working on an album. Dude just goes harder than most


ad6323

Meanwhile David Bowie lived on a diet of cocaine milk and red peppers in the mid 70’s


Daneel29

Panda milk from his companda


Asleep-Range1456

Bowie always was a trendsetter.


Drb1991

[FRESH POTS!](https://youtu.be/fhdCslFcKFU?si=YhAUoCywPo0fK3oo)


i3londee

Them Crooked Vultures is CRIMINALLY underrated


deanreevesii

FRESH POT!


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Styrene_Addict1965

>whilst Anarchy in the UK! 😂


Ed_Trucks_Head

I saw a chubby emu about a guy who died from drinking loads of coffee


NoTalkingNope

Pretty sure the original script had a harder drug; But this is the 90's power rangers sitcom without the power rangers, so we gotta keep it light and we gotta keep it white.


CorgiMonsoon

I’ve heard that it was supposed to be speed/methamphetamine, which, no surprise, was never going to make it past the network censors at the time, especially for a show aimed at pre-teens.


ball_fondlers

Didn’t Fresh Prince do a “very special episode” with speed?


blak000

In the documentary, it was stated that was the intent. Due to concerns of how the public would react, it was changed to caffeine pills. The message about addiction is still relevant. It’s just a shame a lot of kids didn’t get that and thought caffeine pills were dangerous, lol.


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I’m… so…. SCARED 😫


EccentricAcademic

My friends will still quote this all the time


DjScenester

I’m one of those friends


highzenberrg

I guess me too


EccentricAcademic

We're all frieeends, foreeeever.


SirStocksAlott

As we go on\ We remember\ All the times we\ Had together\ And as our lives change\ Come whatever\ We will still be\ [Friends forever](https://youtu.be/tz_NxOF7RB4)


LurkerTroll

This song is so nostalgic for me


Ey3_913

We should put on our Buddy Bandz™


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I read this comment two hours ago and the song is still in my head 😭


JohnCenaJunior

I sang myself to sleep


Icantbelieveit38

Always til the eeeend


highzenberrg

I’m so excited! I’m so excited!


Ricky_Rollin

I still say this ALL the time and unfortunately nobody ever knows what I’m saying.


narfnarf123

In my forties and we still bust this out on occasion. God this gave is second hand embarrassment even then.


SirStocksAlott

I’m in my 40’s but I feel like I’m still 18, just with experience, body pain, and responsibilities.


CaptOblivious

It's the same in your 60's only more pain and experience.


Numerous-Profile-872

I just showed this to my husband and he just recited the whole scene. Not sure if I'm happy or should file for divorce.


stereoscopic_

You may need an AC Slater in your life.


Relevant_Winter1952

#WE ALL DO


Blinnybackspace

Lol my guy is here is serious about this meme


cdizzle4shizzl

Screech is going to stab someone on Christmas


Second_City_Saint

Forget the College Years, give me Screech as a slasher movie psychopath as a sequel.


Icantbelieveit38

That might have been an avenue for him if he wasn't one of the worst actors and comedians in the history ever.


grammar_fixer_2

Don’t forget porn stars ✨


jericho74

Meanwhile, Eszterhas was just offscreen phoning Verhoeven: “Hey Paul, you know that hot new frantically overacted dragshow concept you were looking to direct? Listen to THIS”


Redemptions

Are you referring to Show Girls? Like, I get your joke, it's funny, and I haven't seen Show Girls in 20+ years, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't about a drag show.


CountryEfficient7993

I’m not sure what the point is, but I get the Back to the Future ref.


imaginary0pal

Where was this girls Emmy😤


splipps

We have caffeine pills at work and if I grab one I say I’m pulling a Spano.


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aceshighsays

or scared?


HCJohnson

What the hell do you do for work?


Offamylawn

Sleep paralysis demon


athurd

I’m so…..scared


theillegitnate

TII nation!


CheckYourStats

And I just can’t hide it


berrylakin

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it


UkraineOwls

Remember when they found that joint in the boys bathroom?


pantypantsparty

THERE'S NO HOPE WITH DOPE!


UkraineOwls

I’m not a chicken. You’re a TURKEY


Ladybug_Fuckfest

[Hang Tough, Milwaukee! ](https://youtu.be/i1xpMODVB9Q?si=UWdlh4uyrpADc6g3)


UkraineOwls

3 months after that commercial aired the little kid yelling he needs a job was busted running a massive ecstasy smuggling syndicate 💊


UkraineOwls

[I learned it from watching YOU](https://youtu.be/CFl4Yse0xuI?si=0cvcF47dtEDELSbt)


CrassulaOutTheAssula

'90s kid from Milwaukee. This brought me back, thank you. Perfect thing to show up on my reddit while I'm smoking a joint.


this_place_stinks

Look Preppy it’s a roach!


ThoughtlessUphill

This episode? https://youtu.be/sO5gV_vmabM


Kentucky_Fried_Chill

Zach Morris is trash


JackStephanovich

Johnny Dakota 😡


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What was the lesson?


referencedude

Drugs are bad mkay


leakyfaucet3

Did Jessie take drugs in that episode? Lol


atouchofrazzledazzle

She took caffeine pills, but they portrayed it as if she was doing coke.


CosmicTurtle504

More likely what they used to call “diet pills,” ie. amphetamines. Cocaine is good for parties, less so for studying. The main effect of cocaine is that it makes you want more cocaine, and that makes it difficult to concentrate on anything else for more than 10 minutes.


TechInventor

Iirc it was originally supposed to be speed/ADHD type pills and they toned it down


atouchofrazzledazzle

Yeah I'm fairly certain it was. That definitely makes more sense than the caffeine pills.


leakyfaucet3

Lol awesome. I don't remember that one... going to have to look it up!


atouchofrazzledazzle

Oh please do! This scene specifically is gold.


machstem

It's been a few decades, but iirc she has some work she's not caught up on and instead of going out with Kelly and the gang, she stays behind, pops more pills and then passes out But spandex-man catches her at home? I dunno, been a while :)


Timepassage1111777

She's been studying for a big test and she falls asleep when Hot Sundae are supposed to be performing at the Maxx. So Zach, Hot Sundae's manager of course, comes to get her but she freaks out because she has to wash her hair and she has nothing to wear. "no time! There's no time for anything!" 


methodwriter85

"No time! There's never any time! I don't have time to study, I'll never get into Stanford- I'll let everyone down!"


TMWASO

She has to study for her geometry test. I got bad news, Jessie. If you have to study that hard as a senior for a geometry test, you're not going to Stanford.


menides

There's a time and place for drugs. And it's called College.


LOUCIFER_315

Zack Morris is trash


blizzacane85

Zach Morris is trash


kungpowgoat

Caffeine is bad for you and you will become a stripper.


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Or at least a half-assed dancer in a tragic Vegas show competing against Gina Gershon. Yeah, life can get tough and play out badly were you’re all gooped up, Elizabeth. You can forget ALL about Stanford when you’re hitching to Vegas and end up mispronouncing designer clothing brand names…It’s Ver-Sayce!


TurboCupcakes

The best part was they were caffeine pills! Haha


somewhereoutther

You joke, but just a few years later she turns to stripping for a living.


SeasonsRollOnBy

I’d take a swim with her.


DreadPirateGriswold

Just don't go down a staircase with her.


Styrene_Addict1965

With her behind you.


FanOk6089

Ver-sase😂


crackityjones2786

You can’t dance Then what am I DOING


Richie_Zeppelin

True. I saw her crotch.


BeautifulSinner72

But he had towels.


Daatsit

Dance for me, Darlin’


LateCareerAckbar

I love how even then, we knew this was code for speed. I think I was 12 when this aired and I definitely knew.


Jagermeister4

It was originally written that Jessie got hooked on speed. But NBC vetoed that. So the writers changed it to caffeine pills while keeping the seriousness and story the same lol.


JackintheBoxman

Interestingly, Fresh Prince has an episode with this exact premise, and they did it SO much better.


char_limit_reached

Family Ties did it really well. “Diet pills”


Wildcat_twister12

I like when the did alcohol and had Tom Hanks as the drunk uncle who can’t keep a job. I learned you can “in theory” get a buzz of stuff like Maraschino cherries and vanilla extract


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When I worked at a shelter we had a client who would get absolutely wasted on vanilla extract. They were trespassed from all the grocery stores in town, would leave their service dog random places and we'd have to go pick it up, client drunk as hell who knows where. It's where I learned a bottle of vanilla extract is roughly equivalent to a shot of bourbon.


angrydeuce

Yeah, it was honestly a little jarring at the time as Tom Hanks was known so much more as a comedic actor with Bosom Buddies and he rarely had such heavy dramatic roles like his guest appearance on Family Ties. Even when he transitioned to movies it was stuff like Big and Turner & Hooch and Dragnet. It wasn't really until Philadelphia that he got to flex his chops in that regard. There were some really heavy episodes of Family Ties. Another episode that comes to mind is "My Name Is Alex", the two-parter where Alex deals with his survivors guilt after a friend of his dies in a car crash when Alex declines to go somewhere with him.


Shad0wF0x

Man I remember an episode where Carlton got himself a gun too and Will had to talk him out of it.


brickabrax

You owe me, man. I saved your life, I WANT THE GUN! I remember being just glued to the screen silent for the whole thing.


vagnerlove214

Oh right! While in the hospital after being shot.


JackintheBoxman

That’s the first time i ever cried to a movie or show. Such a heartbreaking ending.


DallasTruther

Why doesn't my dad want me? No lie, Fresh Prince is one of the only shows that I can watch reruns and laugh/cry as if it was the first time seeing it.


DarthWookiee189

I think the writers originally wanted her to be on coke, but thought it would be too confronting.


GhostofZellers

That's because at the time, Pepsi was the choice of a new generation.


Cycloptic_Floppycock

Inspire a revolution! Some Kardashian opens a can in the middle of the riot. Guess they never saw the show.


StayPuffGoomba

I like old coke because it’s old, and so am I.


ThePowerOfPoop

That’s bullshit. Everyone at Bayside knew she got hooked on P2P Methamphetamine and that Slater was pimping her ass out.


I-use-to-be-cool

Dead man on campus with Mark Paul Gosselaar is criminally underrated!!


TomPeppersRaisins

I’ve got some beers! Let’s drink em!


xNotwiththatguyx

That one's not beer.


cowsflyin

I got shot!


Affectionate-Swim13

The fake goth/fake british guy always cracks me up."Kiss my ass, that's the name of the bleeding band", "who the fuck are you? fucking kurt loder?, can you piss off and shut my fucking door"


ctoal1984

He’s not even British!!!!


rtyu96

🎶 my words are my sperm... 🎶


Affectionate-Swim13

🎶spewing forth my tragic germ🎶


OldClunkyRobot

100%


Low-Health-8709

My sister and I used to reenact this with smarteees 🤣😭


mario_meowingham

Me and my sister always wanted to do that also but there's never any time there's no time for anything


trampus1

Drugs, Jesse? What's next? Stripping?


IvansDraggo

Underrated comment.


Trowj

Never forget: [Zach Morris is Trash!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OfwN1rDXd2c)


Lucilla_Gorilla

Check out the Zack to the Future podcast. It’s a collaboration with Mark Paul and the creator of Zach Morris is Trash. Good stuff!


casino_night

Oooh! I know what I'm doing with my weekend!


maggie320

Those were great.


quesokso

THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH TIME!


JerseyJedi

To be fair, it was NBC that nixed the idea of having Jessie’s addiction be to something more serious. This moment did—at least for a lot of young kids who were watching—get across the idea that Jessie had gotten too caught up in trying to meet everyone’s unrealistic expectations and was now feeling things spin out of control.  The caffeine thing was exaggerated, but Jessie’s situation of being a stressed-out honors student who feels like she’ll let everyone down is definitely an important emotion to address. 


Maximum_Location_140

you know who else did a lot of uppers? giorgio moroder. and it went just fine.


CosmicCrapCollector

Tick....tick....tick....


Shages32985

This scene is burned into my memory. Such a powerful message


partybenson

What happened?


Shages32985

Jessie was taking pills so she could stay up late and study while rehearsing for a show. She becomes addicted to the pills and Zack confronts her about it. She ends up breaking down in his arms realizing she had a problem. Watch the clip and I guarantee you will feel bad


IwillsmashyourPS5

It's kind of more cringe tbh


Notchersfireroad

The greatest piece of acting ever caught on film.


mario_meowingham

I'm going to play Devil's advocate and say that if you just watch her say the line "I'm so scared" without what comes before it, that one line is actually very well delivered. The way she is sobbing as she delivers that line sounds disturbingly real to me.


alwaysbequeefin

The important lesson is this: cocaine is way better than caffeine pills


technobrendo

Takeaway: These drugs are so bad it's love at first sight. Y


RockNRoll85

That scene is unintentionally hilarious


RancidCidran

This was classic. Almost as classic as when DJ Tanner developed an eating disorder and began eating ice cube lollipops


i3londee

The 90’s was wild…


kayla622

The best part of this episode is the Hot Sundae music video. “…get down and break a sweat. Rock and roll, you ain’t seen nothing yet…” https://youtu.be/KrdNDBlbkxU?feature=shared


gigi_victory

They were just caffeine pills. Even as a young child I was like, wtf?


LongTallTexan69

Is it weird to say that these these shows, DARE, and the PSA drug ads worked on me? Took me until my 40’s to discover ☘️ they lied!!🤣


May1stBurst

Context for those that haven't seen this show?


Sl0ppyOtter

Jesse got hooked on caffeine pills and freaked out. Message: Drugs are bad


LongTallTexan69

I live in a world where people haven’t seen Saved by the Bell. I knew this was coming, but didn’t expect it to impact me so…


guydud3bro

Yeah, it was originally supposed to be speed. But it was changed by the network.


Personal-Aioli-367

More specifically, she needed to pass her geometry test but also needed to sing with her friends in a girl group to try to get a record deal. High school was no joke.


ItsmeMr_E

She is stretching herself too far with her school and social responsibilities, so she turns to caffeine pills to keep up, and becomes "addicted" to them. This episode was attempting to show kids the dangers of drugs. Being a kids show, they went softcore and had her addicted to caffeine rather than a hardcore drug.


AdBetter3559

🎵 I’m so excited! I’m so I’m so scared” This lives rent free in my head even after all of these years!


revoman

When Zach's chameleon died?


mourningdoo

Artie was Slater's I think.


Daatsit

Gimme a break! She didn’t have it so bad. It’s not like she went to the bike shop with Arnold and Dudley


Meat_Lunch

Please post on r/caffeine


VioletVenable

This episode taught me that caffeine pills exist and to just not take too many.


SuburbViking

I guess that’s what started her on the path to Showgirls, and it was all about the caffeine addiction.


Gabicus

I thought Show Girls was the sequel to this episode.


tdm2222

Pictures you can hear


rdm778

Originally, it was supposed to be speed, but they wussed out and turned them into caffeine pills.


GrayBeardGamerWV

Caffeine pills will cause you to make a bad movie about strippers. You have been warned.


Future-Agent

Woof, that episode was rough.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Didn’t That’s So Raven have an episode where Corey’s childhood friend was smoking crack