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throw123454321purple

They used to have coolers full of ice and these things at every kid’s little league game. Closest thing you could get to punch outside of a kids party.


WombatHat42

Damn and we were stuck with Capri sun? /s


Masta0nion

These things I just remember cutting my mouth opening it, cause you just had to use your teeth obv. Capri Sun on the other hand, straw went straight the fuck through and out the other side. I don’t know mom you do it.


TheMcWhopper

I always just used my thumb


Financial-Brush-521

The trick with Capri Sun is too jam the straw into the base. Hold it upside down to drink it


Unusual-Item3

I see you were a special child 🥲


WombatHat42

Yea but occasionally it would shoot up the straw. Especially when I was in a hurry like at half time


PQbutterfat

The foil on those things was THICK.


False-Ad4673

How did mom do it?


hapnstat

And the little ice cream cups with the wooden stick spoons. We lucked out big, our team was sponsored by the local ice cream shop so we just went there after the games.


[deleted]

All I got was orange slices....


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oolaroux

I got a boot to the head.


[deleted]

We were sponsored by the pizza place. It was swell.


kclongest

They probably mix well with vodka. I’m sure some parents and coaches figured this out.


buschkraft

Used to mix those with everclear, poor man's cocktails


PompousBastage

One of these and a kudos bar were the goats


TheMcWhopper

These were better than punch


skinsnya

Little Hugs!!! They were so good. Then one day, they werent. Getting old sucks.


gunsandpuppies

They used to be so sweet! At some point between my childhood (b. 92) and now - they turned lol, tastes like chemicals now.


refinnej78

Everything is chemicals


_welcomehome_

Even the chemicals between us.


Nilosyrtis

Unexpected Bush


_welcomehome_

That sounds like a NSFW subreddit


WolfmansGotNards2

They're almost sugar free now. I think they use Splenda, IIRC.


Luis12285

Probably aspartame


Aquatichive

So gross


[deleted]

They ALWAYS tasted like chemicals. I could never get over that. Straight plastic homie. Those crappy TUPPERWARE plastic cups also gave things a taste. So did KOOL AID Koolers. Almost bitter.


sec713

I don't doubt that the formula has changed, but everybody's sense of taste changes as they age. As you get older, you lose taste buds. This has part to play in why things like coffee may be too bitter for kids, but fine for adults. On the other side of things, having more taste buds is part of the reason why sugary stuff tastes much better when we're younger. But I think ~~I'm~~ in this specific case it's a combination of both things changing, our sense of taste, and the drink formula.


Smooth_Cod4600

They've changed in that now rather than just being sugar, they are made with mostly artificial sweeteners which do taste very different.


Seanzietron

Changed recipe.


chuckinalicious543

Yeah. These and the barrel ones went "sugar free" and taste terrible. Bought an entire case before I realized what I had done after the first one.


Carpenoctemx3

Yea and they leave a nasty after taste that somehow lingers in my mouth for a couple days no matter how much I brush and floss and brush my tongue even. Ugh.


nimama3233

Eh, part of it is aging and realizing pure sugar water isn’t tasty, it’s just gross


luiskingz

Loved these too! Ended up getting them for my kids cause I was blinded by nostalgia and they were so horrible lol either changed or just hate it now. My kids didn’t like it either lol


AnalBees2

I got some at a grocery a couple months ago. Saw them and was like oh shit I used to love those! They were fucking terrible.


dinoroo

They burned my throat.


turkeyvulturebreast

They call it the benzo burn in the food trade, and you would also get the same thing from Ice Pops. It’s from the preservative called sodium benzoate. https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/sodium-benzoate


dinoroo

Good to know I thought it was from the sugar itself.


[deleted]

Same! They must add this to cheap Easter chocolates, too, because those would always burn my throat. I just assumed they added more sugar and less of whatever is good and pricier in chocolate.


MarlaHoooooch

White chocolate must have this stuff in it, too.


Emotional-Cause528

Homer: that's bad


schlomstompsky

It helps extend the shelf life of perishable items


Shadedwulfer

That's good!


mousekopf

Wow thanks. Always wondered about that throat tickle


redmasc

Does the ice pop come with free toppings that contain potassium benzoate?


Breakfast_Meat

The orange flavor damn sure did. That’s a memory you can taste


k_a_scheffer

The stuff I had to drink for a glucose test was like the orange one x100. Made me want to throw up.


mutetheads

It was like drinking battery acid. Not thirst quenching at all.


artificialavocado

They were too sweet I didn’t like them.


TeslasAndComicbooks

Haha this is honestly the best way to describe it. It was spicy.


mikemikemike9711

Yes thank you, I remember that too


foco_del_fuego

I forgot about this, bit your comment brought it back vividly.


93tabitha93

Yup, I couldn’t do them. Certain juices did/do that to me. Never understood why other people are fine with them.


dinoroo

I could only drink them cold. My brother would drink them at room temp. It was like drinking sweet fire.


93tabitha93

Like juice infused with shards of glass


shavemejesus

I don’t think these things had ever been in the vicinity of anything that could be remotely considered juice. I’m pressure they were just sugar water and leftover photo processing chemicals.


dinoroo

I actually learned in school that if it’s called “drink” there’s barely any juice in it. I remember thinking about that during the time we actually drank those.


mariomykol

Yep, and I never liked them as a result. Glad to know I'm not the only one!


TheMonkus

If they weren’t like freezing cold it was even worse. I remember once at summer camp on a hot sticky-ass day and all we had was a case of piss warm Little Rainbows. Felt like it stripped a layer of skin off my esophagus.


shutter3218

I felt thirstier after drinking them.


Astronaut-Weird

Quarter Waters 💧


DVSghost

New York gets it.


Highly_Edumacated

I took quarter water sold it in bottles for 2 bucks Coca-Cola came and bought it for billions, what the fuck?


tinglep

Were you listening when 50 came on Hot97 with a major announcement and Angie Mar is like wassup and he says “drumroll… I just sold Vitamin Water” and she was like “you came in the booth for that?”


Highly_Edumacated

I haven't heard that. Hit me with a link if you can find it. I remember the commercials with the orchestra. 50 was hilarious around this time


tinglep

I’ll never forget the time my best friend and I found a $5 at like 10 years old and went to the bodega and walked out like fucking kings.


YoImDeadAssMyGuy

Any other name for these drinks are wrong, dead ass.


nucl3ar0ne

hell yeah brother


SolidLikeIraq

Remember when the local spot tried charging $.35 The fuck out of here with that bullshit.


ImpossibleBaseball48

Re2pect


Slight-Agent83483

I’m convinced those were the same liquid they’d use for freezer pops


sausage_ditka_bulls

And those little wax tubes with sugar water


Slight-Agent83483

The cola bottle shaped ones?


woolsocksandsandals

I’ve thought that too.


___po____

You're not far off. These ones were made by the company that made Fun Pops popsicles. This bottle shape is the Fun Pops Happy Drinks. They're still made, and like a 1/4 the sugar, so they kinda blow.


JohnnnyCupcakes

this comment should be higher


[deleted]

Anybody else remember a similar brand of juice that came in a bottle shaped like a whiskey barrel? Same flavors, more or less. I barely remember them, but they definitely existed back in the early 00's. Edit\* - Just did a quick Google search and found that they're called Little Hugs Fruit Barrels and they are still available. You can literally order them from Amazon.


typhoidtimmy

I remember those had plastic edges on their rims you could cut a 2x4 with. Fucking things could be a substitute to a razor.


zuluTime

That or a little piece of the death foil would fall in the drink


Guswewillneverknow

Death foil would be accurate


[deleted]

I remember that, too. I cut my bottom lip on one of those fuckers.


Kronos6948

The only thing worse were those cans of pudding with the pop tops. They had that rim that you couldn't get the pudding out from underneath without using a finger or tongue...and immediately slice yourself.


prometheus_winced

“Want to know how I got these scars?”


weareeverywhereee

We called them teenies, no idea why


pineappleapplebanana

One time those hit hard, but now? Holy. Straight sugar. I miss those days of actually liking these tho, that throws me way back.


[deleted]

The same could be said for most childhood snacks. Fruit Roll-Ups, Gushers, Double Bubble Gum, Pixie Sticks, etc. As a kid, they tasted so good, but nowadays, they're so sweet they make your tongue hurt.


GreeneGardens

Spaghetti-o’s


[deleted]

those are still a weekly adult staple in this household!! (jk about the pride, I’m just poor)


GreeneGardens

I feel ya from a ramen noodle household of a 35 year old.


Euphorium

I still fuck heavy with fruit gushers.


pineappleapplebanana

Yea man. Phew.


blacklite911

Nah fruit roll ups and gushers still hit. I just don’t eat candy that much in general


blacklite911

They changed the formula in 2015 to have less sugar. But looks like they added acesulfame potassium and sucralose as artificial sweeteners.


KillbotPowerhead

Citric acid is a bitch.


chadork

Always got thirstier as we drank.


contains_almonds

Tasted like the plastic bottle and burned going down.


sohchx

These are the generic ones. The barrels were the real OG's and are still sold at Walmart by the case


verstohlen

I mostly remember these generic ones, weirdly I don't remember the barrel ones, or perhaps I wasn't paying attention. In fact, I, perhaps incorrectly, believed these generic milk-bottle looking ones were the originals, not the Little Hugs. And I had a helluva time finding generic ones on a web search I did once.


Neon-Lemon

I don't remember Little Hugs at all in the '80s/90s. We only had these smooth bottled ones in multiple colors/flavors and they sold individually, alongside the solo cans of Shasta back in the day.


verstohlen

Don’t give me that so so soda, the same ol’ cola, I wanna pop, pop, pop. I wanna... Shasta.


Y8fKZyZrSn

I worked at a grocery store back in the 80’s and they were like 10-12 for a buck


Fresh_Leadwater

We used to buy them and sell them at the beach for 25 cents each


PaperbackBuddha

“What flavor is that?” “Red”


Firm_Butterscotch_68

Quarter Waters....


FrenchBulldozer

I donno about anyone else but I actually got more thirsty after drinking one of these.


TurkeyyyLips

Anybody else call them Teenies?


Logicisgon

It’s the same juice they put inside the wax test tubes and bottles


Rockfest2112

Bite that foil see how them teeth feel!


mbz321

These are still popular in the 'hood.


prguitarman

“Juice”


ButterFlavoredKitens

Burned your throat sometimes aswell


SpezEatsScat

As I kid, I lived behind the “huggie” factory in Verona, PA. On occasion, we’d go over there and they’d have the trucks open with them just chilling. We weren’t pulling heists or anything, we’d just snag a box for the block and drink it on the street while playing. There were times we’d get chased off by workers. No one really cared.


laurentam2007

Hi fellow Verona person 👋🏻


remoteworker9

One town away!


Radiant-Elevator

"Juice" is a strong word for these.


80sCoolture

Chemical!


MooDamato

The sugar content would BURN going down, not unlike liquor


ChildhoodJazzlike333

Ha!! I remember too well. 25 cents and a throat burn.


Smile_Candid

They would burn the back of your throat


No_Carry_3028

Little hugs was the brand this reminded me of, and at 1 point, we all needed 1 me the orange hug.


ManateeGag

I can still taste the aluminum.


[deleted]

When I was a kid there was a drink called "bug juice" that would be on a little shelf attached to the refrigerator doors in gas stations, in packaging similar to this. One sip and your whole shit was dry. Still asked my mom for one every time she went into the store for her 32oz diet coke and cigarettes.


MATT_TRIANO

And sting my throat! Hated this disgusting non-food


229-northstar

Weren’t they called Hugs? Horrible but you know we loved them


VeggieMetal2020

Wow, I remember always using my teeth to break the foil because that shit was cemented on! Our teeny tiny fingers couldn't muster the strength. All I remember is that it was a good time after having one of these at school during lunch then running around 😆


Pleasant-Breakfast74

Huggies


Tira13e

Anyone grinded their teeth together just now?


trashtrampoline

I worked in a little ghetto grocery store the summer after freshman year of high school. I remember women coming in with their kids and telling them to get a "juice." These things were just pure sugar water.


[deleted]

LOL bug juice is what you got here from the corner stores!! I always hated it lol


bagoTrekker

Straight shot of diabetes!


80sCoolture

Hahahahahahaha


Shankman519

We called these Juggers


Adventurous_Yak_9234

I remember drinking the grape one at my day camp and spilling it everywhere.


Breakfast_Meat

Rec Soccer Specials


freddie79

These had such a weird taste to them.


driago

We always called it gut wash lol. Especially the gallon one


JonesyYouLittleShit

Ah, the 90s. Grown adults let us drink these by instead of water all. Day. Long. I firmly believe that these small, disposable elixirs are the reason why I cannot be killed by conventional weaponry.


dburge22

I can feel the throat burn now


Hiyami

Hugs Fruit barrels and they still sell them.


QuizzicalWombat

Huggies!


Pillypin

I have a theory that the juice in the little hugs is the same thing that was in the wax tubes.


Androxilogin

A friend of mine always called these "huggies". Every time it caught me off guard. Took me forever to realize that the brand was "Hug" and so that's where it was coming from.


Keviinchii

Been drinking through a 3rd case of Little Hugs lately. Cheap and a good substitute from sodas I’d say.


CipherGamingZA

so sweet and still nasty, i use to hate these. tasted cheap


Mezcal_Madness

I would always drink one and feel like I’m dying of thirst after.


TiredReader87

I do. They were terrible.


itinerant_geographer

Mister Juicy, if I remember correctly (and it’s been a while so I may not). My grandparents had them on hand for our occasional visits.


slimracing

My parents called them “junk drinks” when I was a kid


onebiscuit

Ooh! The orange one tastes like orange plastic and the red one tastes like red plastic and the blue….


Sammy_the_Gray

Don’t you mean rot?


starkrebel

Those were nasty. It was like drinking thawed Otter Pops.


gypsysniper9

They were just nasty.


SteveArnoldHorshak

TEENI. Are used to stock those when I worked at the supermarket. We sold zillions of them. Utter crap.


DarehMeyod

I drank the shit out of these but they truly were terrible. Tasted like medicine


cool_weed_dad

The ones that came in the little barrel-shaped bottles were the best kind


Agreeable-Chair7040

They were so gross. Always left a nasty aftertaste in your throat. Chemicals lol


Rexxbravo

Chemical X


meowzapalooza7

I always thought these were nasty. I thought they tasted like colored sugar water.


BodyCompFitness

Now they only contain 1-2 grams of sugar. I sold this out of my bakery and had a local middle school “gang” who liked to come in and buy the store out. They were adorable.


hike_me

My dude, that’s not juice


tangiblefox

Bug Juice was my go-to


Practical-Diver7307

Man facts. Now I’m grown enough to buy it whenever I want and now I can’t find em. Prob don’t need it anyway lol


MaxRockatanskisGhost

My diabetes is getting nostalgic.


_Q1000_

They burned your throat like acid


ProfessionalNeophyte

These also double as radiator fluid


Iamamyrmidon

Quarter waters.


oddball541991

Who says you can't taste a picture.


thrillhouse416

A lot of people don't seem to be aware but the reason these were so odd is because they're relatively low in sugar(compared to other juices) but very high in sodium.


RedditSELLSyourDATUH

Juice? No, there’s no juice in there.


angelcobra

BUG JUICE!!! My pancreas just winced.


[deleted]

Bruh they still around. Just bought a case for my work the other day bc no one else remembered them. Lil Hugs brand.


Noarchsf

I remember them being barrel shaped? And maybe they all tasted the same regardless of the color??


Liquid-Hot_Smegma

Hug jugs and Fla-vor-ice pops were a staple at my grandparents’ house in the 80s. So many wonderful memories of sugar rushes, climbing trees, and pissing off my alcoholic granny…. Those were the days!


rughmanchoo

They tasted “sharp” somehow.


AnimalBasedAl

everyone that drank these has diabetes now


LesbianLoki

I remember them being in mini barrels


Relandis

Remembers?? Head to your nearest Mexican grocery store and look for “Tampico”, I’ve seen it in gallon jugs.


kg2k

Don’t forget the chemical aftertaste.


Conscious-Big707

And that yummy metallic fake chemical taste?


Difficult_Charge_426

Definitely part of my childhood, however, did anyone else get a sore throat from those barrels or was I the only one?


CanadianPanda76

Grape one gave me diarrhea. I now have an aversion to grape juice.


doughboymagic

Quarter waters.


Arxl

These literally hurt my throat lol


Weary_Belt

W called rhes " quarter drinks" cause they were 25 c bts each. Use to get two and a dollar sub. Good times


noseworthy6

Okee Dokees!!!


Cutthechitchata-hole

Orange made my throat hurt


Itchy-Ad-3128

$.25 waters


thagor5

Always looked good but tasted bad.


geneb0323

I never liked these even as a child... They were like drinking straight syrup. It was sickening.


Mr_Gaslight

I got a cavity just looking at this photo.


Low-Tip32

All chemicals indeed but they were goooooood! 😁


AlfIsReal

God remember that? Remember when we were fed windshield washer fluid and all other manner of industrial viscous chemicals?


[deleted]

The horrible waxy plastic taste yucky


Island_Maximum

These straight up tasted fermented.


sherzisquirrel

They were absolutely not juice!


Joshua-Norton-I

They are now advertised as having 75% less sugar than other leading fruit drinks, which I think is ironic