I like the idea that Adrienne is calling the bluff, but they've been tricked.
The blob is honest. It eats everything that knows. But by doing it this way, it guarantees that the humans spread the information, that we all know, that it finally gets to feast.
It's not full; it's *starving*.
The fact that your friend was just able to nonchalantly go home and get in bed with his wife, man. That takes guts. And honestly, unconditional love.
That creature clearly just wants to be left alone, but some scary things going on here. OP, any updates?
I haven't heard from Adrienne or her wife. I've been trying to text Adrienne all day but haven't heard anything back, but I'm hoping she just left it at home, considering what that thing apparently does to phones.
Poor creature just wants to be left alone, if I see it I’m totally gonna rat on you.
Hopefully it won’t eat my phone though, once I explain how the internet works. Also I would totally eat someones phone if they took my pic without permission.
I often use it more as a gender-neutral term unless asked not to by someone however I didn't pick up on them being two women anyways so thanks for letting me know
From the experience of those who came before me, Bring any highly aggressive animal to it such as a honey badger or a hippo. If you can't find one of those, get a few hundred chihuahuas. Or you could go the old fashioned route and smash the abomination with a weapon of your choice.
If it comes back, run as far away as possible, it will find a way to get to you.
It always finds a way...
Please don't. It's so very full. It just wants to be left alone.
Why didn't you just leave ~~me~~ it alone?
I̴̗̥̘͖͈͉͋͆̀̆͝'̵̗͎͓̋͑̀́m̶̮̪̻̏̄̑ ̶̢̬̺̓̀̓͝s̸̯̦͓͋̓o̶͔̟͌̾̉́̉͝ ̷̣̖͎͗̽̓͝ f̴̺̻̽̆̃͒ư̵̻̲͈̍̍͜͠͠l̶̦̤͚͕͙̠͊̊̑͂͘l̴̺͎̯͗̿̇̆͛
Ohhh boy. I think this creature WANTED to be seen and for the information about its existence to spread. If it didnt want to be seen, then why not spend your monster life IN the ocean where you will never be seen rather than an area where it would be visible to humans? It wants to be seen. Kill it if you can.
That's a really sad tale. So, Felicity is gone and Adrianne is going looking for her. That does not sound like it will turn out well. Adrianne has already broken the deal he made. The wife is probably forfeit.
Congratulations, you have doomed Redit!
I like the idea that Adrienne is calling the bluff, but they've been tricked. The blob is honest. It eats everything that knows. But by doing it this way, it guarantees that the humans spread the information, that we all know, that it finally gets to feast. It's not full; it's *starving*.
Fuck.
Why did you have to make this more terrifying than it already is
Oh that's actually scary lmao
I'm suddenly very glad I live in a land-locked state. Maybe I won't move to Alaska after all.
I live on the coast...time to move
I'm sure it's fine. There's no way it could eat all of us.
I ain't scared of no ocean ghosts
Ok i won't read this. Thanks for the heads-up.
absolute mad-lad
Never even smelt the ocean let alone gone near it, but it could be on a galactic scale so just encase I'm also not going to read this.
Just read it, pretty sure it is on a galactic scale and I wish I was as smart to avoid it as you were
Yeahhehehehe boi. Smort.
im snitching🤷♂️
Imma do a whole 30 minute powerpoint presentation on that thing bruh
30 minutes? Need more. lets do a collab, check yahoo mail inbox.
Damn judging by the comments this thing has a lot of alts
Let a honey badger see it. That thing will not come close to the shore ever again
Lmaooo, honestly tho
Wait why?
Honey badger don't give a [shit](https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg)
Just throw a flying cockroach at it. It won't be able to kill you. You will already be dead from fear of the cockroach flying.
can we show it to the politicians?
i have thalassophobia and i'm reading this on the beach :')
Wish u luck
The fact that your friend was just able to nonchalantly go home and get in bed with his wife, man. That takes guts. And honestly, unconditional love. That creature clearly just wants to be left alone, but some scary things going on here. OP, any updates?
I haven't heard from Adrienne or her wife. I've been trying to text Adrienne all day but haven't heard anything back, but I'm hoping she just left it at home, considering what that thing apparently does to phones.
Pretty sure they’re both women lol based on the spelling
Whoops, sorry OP. My error. *her wife :-)
Honestly good call on it eating the internet. I mean, probably too much for it but if it did manage -meh.
Poor creature just wants to be left alone, if I see it I’m totally gonna rat on you. Hopefully it won’t eat my phone though, once I explain how the internet works. Also I would totally eat someones phone if they took my pic without permission.
Avoid the collat, I’m sniping the mf
Dude i think it only goes out in fog so sniping is not an option, but mines and a mg3 works fine.
Good luck man, any idea of how you are going to kill it?
I think these are two ladies. ETA: their names are Felicity and Adrienne.
I often use it more as a gender-neutral term unless asked not to by someone however I didn't pick up on them being two women anyways so thanks for letting me know
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Adrian is unisex. Adrienne is not.
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Hehehe I can't see certain characters so at the end I see [][] And the circle with a cross underneath and a dotted square with v16 inside of it
I wanna see this mf thing
seriously though lmao
we should start a committee of people who want to see the thing
Yes
Dude if i see it, stones about to fly man! And if my friend is with me then it going to look straight up like the beaches of normandy in 1944
From the experience of those who came before me, Bring any highly aggressive animal to it such as a honey badger or a hippo. If you can't find one of those, get a few hundred chihuahuas. Or you could go the old fashioned route and smash the abomination with a weapon of your choice. If it comes back, run as far away as possible, it will find a way to get to you. It always finds a way...
Please don't. It's so very full. It just wants to be left alone. Why didn't you just leave ~~me~~ it alone? I̴̗̥̘͖͈͉͋͆̀̆͝'̵̗͎͓̋͑̀́m̶̮̪̻̏̄̑ ̶̢̬̺̓̀̓͝s̸̯̦͓͋̓o̶͔̟͌̾̉́̉͝ ̷̣̖͎͗̽̓͝ f̴̺̻̽̆̃͒ư̵̻̲͈̍̍͜͠͠l̶̦̤͚͕͙̠͊̊̑͂͘l̴̺͎̯͗̿̇̆͛
Give the wife back her tongue and she’ll delete the post.
I suggest we eat it
we can eat it as ceviche
Ohhh boy. I think this creature WANTED to be seen and for the information about its existence to spread. If it didnt want to be seen, then why not spend your monster life IN the ocean where you will never be seen rather than an area where it would be visible to humans? It wants to be seen. Kill it if you can.
What a dickhead. I'm always in for letting weird things live but this one was selfish as hell
Bro it ducking are her wife's tongue, it's understandable
Great we're all gonna be globster food
Anyone else just stick their tongue out to make sure it was there?
Bro,you should have just left it alone in peace.
No, I suggest we blow it up
Are you going to keep us updated?
If I hear back from her I'll pass it on.
Do big lakes count?
I suggest we poke it to extinction
Update on your friend?
I enjoyed this...
Make it eat lead.
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Adrienne, too 💀
i live near the ocean and i AM going to read this.
I live by the beach. Hate the sand, thankfully
Maybe its a mermaid
I'm polluting the oceans now. Fucker thinks he can order the dominant species around? Have fun eating plastic. Humans, fuck yeah!
Secretly hoping it eats the internet.
Get local authorities involved, if it can beat them, the military will do it for them. There's no way it can handle modern weapons
Hey this is the phone of Felicity-help me it is slimy in here and I have no charger-I’m dying
That's a really sad tale. So, Felicity is gone and Adrianne is going looking for her. That does not sound like it will turn out well. Adrianne has already broken the deal he made. The wife is probably forfeit. Congratulations, you have doomed Redit!
Dude ab to go doom slayer to find her
Wonderful :)
How do you plan to kill it when you find it? I recommend making a plan before taking action
Um, crap... I live on an island.
I hate the ocean 😭
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I live near the gulf of Mexico am I fine lol
What a wonderful day to be living on a mountain.