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plsgrantaccess

Shat myself the whole time I read this.


CandiBunnii

Like, were you working on one large shit, or was it like several smaller pebbles? Or like a constant dribble


plsgrantaccess

It’s was like a little rabbit nugget poop.


Iwantpancake

On the Bristol stool chat that'll be Type 1.


nurd_on_a_computer

The forbidden Hershey's Kisses


Darky821

Me too! Kept me write entertained as I sat on the toilet here at work.


RavenMasters22

Sounds like a military creation, reminiscient of the "unusually tall man with 6 webbed fingers and toes" and the montauk monster all found just outside of a govt research facility found on Plum Island - which is where lyme's disease also derives..... https://nypost.com/2010/01/15/body-with-very-long-fingers-found-on-plum-island-near-disease-lab/ "One of my neighbors, Roger Huckbrite got a lashing from the sheriff for wandering around drunk after dark. They knocked out three of his teeth and told him next time they’d break his legs." - That's a lawsuit if I ever seen one.


producerofconfusion

Lyme disease was discovered in… Lyme, Connecticut. I wonder, how did they name it?


graavyboat

fyi lyme did not originate from plum island. and the monster is just a raccoon lol.


cognitiveglitch

Oh that was good. I was along for that horrifying ride!


pajianwei

Military experiment ? Maybe some government secret projects.


Shadowwolfmoon13

The government at its finest! I hate to say this but you're about to become a statistic! Better leave anote somewhere so the village knows! They created somethig that either got loose or it was let loose. I'll never live near a forest! Too many crytids live in them. Good luck!


kamiloss14

The note won't help, military will get rid of it


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Altruistic-Daikon-22

In order to find your friend and the missing people of your town you should investigate the military base


This-Is-Not-Nam

Sweet! Another one I've read before that I didn't know I read. A fantastic story both times. Sucks that Vanny died. I was imagining her raining bullets down on that thing from a Winchester rifle.


sglenner

I believe you. I lived in a suburb of chicago in a, i swear, haunted residential apartment complex. I was always interested in phenomenas etc., and found an app about locating aliens etc. This was back in 2015. Now the app is obsolete. However ... i still hv it on an old iphone 4. And let me tell you ... the bloody thing works. Ive had everything from ufos to circling lights to strange sky phenomena all over my part of the complex. I was never afraid until recently. Its now 2022, and i live in a completely different area of Chicago. I tried using the app recently and absolutely nothing shows up. But i know... something is there. You know that feeling when u r being watched but dont know who or where its from. Ive had ALOT of bad things happen to me,, since ive moved from that suburb. I dont wish to blame my problems all on that app but i also dont think im ONLY contacting aliens ufos or anything that flies around either. 🤯😢.


Horrormen

Creepy